Aperture Investment Opportunity #4: "Boots"

[mawafflz]

SCROLL UP UR MISSING IT

[randomstuff23ify]

I wouldn't mind being a test subject

[matheus699]

SHUT UP AND TAKE MY MONEY

[VladtheImpaler8]

Occupy Aperture Science! Yeah!

[Amerikaner25]

Good work, boots!

[WeirdGuy207]

Yeah, just try to land on your head

[plazma456]

OMG THAT WAS A HUGE FAIL 0:16

[MegaHeyMay]

Dear Santa...I want one.

[TttDelgadottT]

Is it bad that when I went to the website, they forced me to take experiments with 99% of failure? Is it bad that I accepted it?

[Drofminecraft]

glados is ''Still Alive'' and she ''Wants You Gone'

[szakigeri]

I WANT THIS MAP!!!

[algreen121]

Dang! Chell is so B.A!

[nachopickles]

thumbs up if chell looks like a boss in this video

[abbylan15]

Out of all she had done, he only congratulated those boots? Fascinating.

[SuperNintendoGameboy]

So thats what happened to Caroline...

[TNTCABOOM]

@SuperNintendoGameboy Caroline was part of an Intelligence transfer experiment, GLaDOS got Caroline as a personality core thingy, and GLaDOS deleted Caroline

[SuperNintendoGameboy]

@TNTCABOOM I know that. I was joking

[timmoneel]

Why do we need an advertisement for an advertisement?

[Izack1535]

that is how Eli Vance lost his leg :)

[Crawfishness]

Yes, But Will It blend?

[khazoids]

you play as a girl the whole time...?

[SodaCant]

@khazoids yes exept when you play coop

[TheThunderSponge]

Im not gonna lie to you its as expensive as hell

[lachlan1423]

i like how the gun is put on the strecher and the human in the incierator

[pupsi1542]

cave johnson is fucking hilarious

[m0rph3us17]

"Cave Johnson. We're done here."

[thevirtualsphere]

Lol, 0:06 2. Miniature Surplus German Stick Grenade.

[JEIWILBER]

These Boots are A Lie !

Boots to jump like that would require an entire exoskeleton Suit !

Thumbs Up if you agree - - - - - - ->>>

[itachirocks6]

@DrSunshineAOD Chell. She could put him into an infinite portal loop.

[Moratorium]

0:24 - so british the humour

[Steven89444]

"see, portal here, portal there, haha look at this thing out"

[Ayelis]

@Skillow Pay attention to the "yellow" curiosity sphere when he says "Eww What's wrong with your legs!" - And look at the back of her legs.

[LoneSniperSG]

WE'RE DONE HERE.

[Skillow]

How Chell beat the first game going barefoot?

[1nsid30ut]

@Skillow Who says she was going barefoot?

[Skillow]

@1nsid30ut get in Portal 1 and see her feet

[hl2og]

@Skillow She did have that... other thing.

[Skillow]

@hl2og She was barefoot but with a "prototype" of the boot... Just the "sling" thing...

[MrSamboJambo]

MUST.......GETTTTTT!!

[Sputters]

Greatest videos ever, I want a #5 :p



[aRi9977]

at 0:11 he says "Caroline", anyone else notice this?

[Joey9397]

@aRi9977 caroline is glaDOS

[CheesyOlliie]

@Joey9397 Nice man...putting spoilers in the comments....

[aRi9977]

@Joey9397 wat no u

[evhrocks25]

@Joey9397 haha i love how you just spoiled a bit of the game :P

[Joey9397]

@evhrocks25 i think anybody who is interested in portal bought it by now so they probly beat already

[evhrocks25]

@Joey9397 i no i just found it funny :P

[franciscotoast]

@aRi9977 yes.

LIES AND SECRETS TUPAC DID WTC!!!!!

I smell a conspiracy

[drakenvail]

they remind me of my poweriser jumping stilts XD all i need is a portal gun

[Matt561]

More Chell Cinematics please

[zeebee74]

when she landed didn't she land on her knee as well ouch

[Arkanj3l]

So this is how Caroline died?

[CODbambamKING]

@Arkanj3l yup

[SinusParadise]

allthough she wears the boots her knee should have been crashed at 0:47...

[TheZeroAccount]

Is it wrong that those gymnastics were kinda sexy? Cuz, you know... They were.

[Radicaldanny]

@TheZeroAccount

Sex sells...  ;)

[icantfindaacc]

THESE BOOTS HAVE HEEL MASSAGERS!

[apheus27]

00:43*Laughs* She can't do it.

[supercosplaypro]

Portal 2 came out today?! Bye I'll be playing Portal 2 for the next month now.

[thevideovan]

She so would have landed on her head if she didnt place the portals... Silly test subject to the apeture incinerator with you

[Voldospenat]

OMG!!!! it's not the same girl. pause at 43, when she is entering the portal she is diving but she is spinning when she "pops" up from the other one... EXPLAIN TO ME!!!!!!!

[connorkwl]

@Voldospenat Because when she dived she began to bring her legs forward into a somersault pose just as she goes through the blue portal and she gains momentum and spins as she leaves the orange one.

Good enough explaination?

[Voldospenat]

@connorkwl NO!!!! if u pause at 43 u can "clearly" see that she is stiff in the first one and meatballish in the second one!!!! YOU ARE SO WROONG!!!!

[connorkwl]

@Voldospenat No, I am not. Stop being ignorant, look, when she goes through the blue portal, and if you look very carfully, you can see she curls up into a ball.

[Milkmanfire]

Lots of expensive equipment getting broken. Can't stand those test subjects breaking all the portal guns, but I gotta say thanks for the boots Aperture now my portal guns should be nice and safe.

[thewierdone1989]

i dont care how stupid they look, i want a pair just so i can jump off of a building and land without killing myself.

[aggylicious]

Oooh! It has a heel massager in it! <3 I want one.

[thewierdone1989]

awesome

[aandres4]

didnt they have some heel-shoe-thingie which only had the heel spring thing? 

[razedeezy]

Ow, right on the knees

[wafflewarrior29]

"Good job Boots."

[ShadowTH555]

lol looks cool never saw what people think this game is so epic for? like what do you do? and btw test subject = zoey? ha?

[MrTURBOJOHN]

@ShadowTH555 Why its so epic

The level design is so Fucking awesome, you put portals in walls and you teleport around the place to reach the end

Its just so satisfying

Really awesome

[MrRainpe]

@ShadowTH555 Not only the game design and concept was innovative and fun to play through, but the humor added by the developers also marked a notable part of the success of this game. GLaDOS is one of the best characters ever made, even when it's only her voice the one to appear in the majority of the game.

[supercammy98]

@ShadowTH555

actually zoey = test subject aka chell portal came out first

[milenium2500]

Who is cave?

[fizart1]

12 peoples boots didnt work...

[TheEointube]

12 people are idiots

[TheEointube]

OWWWWW MY KNEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!! lol

[zanazans]

Oh my god that was amazing.

[Guanchen]

Ahahaha, notice how they ran ambulance to save protal gun but sweept off the broken human? XD

[DerLuchs92]

Shelly <3

[TheEointube]

@DerLuchs92 Chell not shelly

[dEEsucked]

CAN'T WAIT UNTIL 19th APRIL :/

[b3eef]

so what happens when you make a first portal and go into it before making a second portal?

[Kneddoapro]

@b3eef you cant, it is like a wall, until the second portal is placed

[BIazermax]

@b3eef Probably the same thing that would happen if you put no portal down.

[LightningPie]

thanks to the boots I guess you could say she is

"Still alive"

[Epsilonyx]

@LightningPie YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAH-­- *shot*

[Bellagailknox]

@LightningPie

"Now I only want you gone" so I can have the top comment.

[314Marvin]

@LightningPie That joke gave me cancer.And diabetes..

[EagleDarkX]

@LightningPie that joke is so bad, that it's funny because of being that bad!

[FearDasZombie]

@LightningPie YYYYYEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA­AAAA!

[TFBentertainmentR]

@LightningPie

YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE­AAAAAAH

[eternity00000]

i want one for birthday, daddy!

[iSinsX]

So, Who i make the Check out to?

[clarkrobert75]

lovely boots

[Stupidmushroom2007]

"Good work boots."

[prnkstr]

Where to I pay!? Damn it Mr. Johnson, give us a website or phoneline or something so I can order these damn products...I got a LOT of money to burn...

[misterkefir]

this is fking awesome

[andrethejedi]

PORTAL MOVIE PRODUCED BY VALVE DEAR GOD

[ShadowHohenheim]

There not just banging 7 gram rocks together.

[thewierdone1989]

my big question is, how the heck do you actually aim the portal gun? seriously. there are no sights to look down, and it's kind of hard to point and shoot with extreme accuracy... lol i'm not going to try to figure out... it's a game. and it's going to be so F***ING AMAZING!!!!!

[spartandude327]

"The sudden absence of a steady whirring sound may indicate a Miniature Black Hole Cooling Fan Battery failure. Quickly disassemble the Ring Singularity Harness, pry apart the upper and lower Ring Singularity Rings, and gently remove the Event Horizon Estimation Wheel. Then, while running directly away from the device, use the Wheel to precisely determine an estimated minimum safe stopping distance"

Good to know Aperture...

[legoman44]

After this video I'm convinced portal diving needs to be an Olympic event .

[TheTrueKir]

@legoman44 it would be oppisite How high can you get after a 300 feet fall. jumping is aloud and would be hosted by Cave Johnson

[xerokine]

Boots are strangely sexy...

[nottheonlysinner]

@xerokine Did you just try to steal that guys comment to get thumbs up?

[DecepticonMecha]

@nottheonlysinner How dare he!!! LOL

[nottheonlysinner]

@DecepticonMecha it's just kinda sad is all. lol.

[DecepticonMecha]

@nottheonlysinner His attempts at getting top spot has failed. Hell, I wouldn't have imagined that my simple little comment would get so many "thumb-ups". LOL

[nottheonlysinner]

@DecepticonMecha It's fucking sad what people do to try and be number one on something that no one will even remember in 15 minutes...

[Jasonbobdude]

The narrator is purposefully saying that word in a way that could be taken as either "Cave" or "Gabe." IT WAS VALVE'S PLAN ALL ALONG.

[noisebombwarfare]

someone should show the portal gun firing in slow motion 

[Itsfuzzwuzz]

this game is just as hard as catching a mouse.

[Sapphronful]

Awesome! I want to play nooooowwwwww!

[jnddepew]

Yeah those boots would so totally work in real life.

[apex535]

wait, gabe = glados? :o

[PotatoesandBacon]

@apex535 Gabe Newell, co-founder and head of valve

[apex535]

nice ass :3

[NwoSwat]

dear valve thank you for portal 2 but we've been episode 3 for a while now......

[ba0el]

these boots are sexy as hell^^

[TrickityHouses]

coool

[TheMrDaBigD]

dat boots!

[theULTIMATETetris]

These never get old.

[StyleKrong]

sexy boots protect lives

[Matezeka]

brilliant.... still 8 days... can't wait anymore =)

[redballoonman]

im pretty sure only an idiot would agree to jumping off a cliff and trying to land on their head to see if some boots work

[yehbe]

nice explanation cuz when I saw those feet for the first time I wuz like WTF!!!

[Toomsie]

@yehbe Uhm, couldn't you like... guess what they were for? I mean, it was pretty obvious :S

[yehbe]

@Toomsie weeel seeing the fact I was like 10 when I played it

no I did wonder why I didnt die of high altitudes but I've never guessed the boots

[stratofabio]

It's made of cats! 'Cause, you know... they always land on their boots.

[Kevindustrialization]

"We told this test-subject to just go ahead and try to land on her head. She can't do it!" LMAO!

[mafiapeet1992]

This game is looking more & more awesome

[Nqkaf1LUD]

make one of those for IRL

[ryanm100100]

Ha always wondered why you couldn't get hurt from fall damage in portal.

[ThaLime]

I like this type of advertisement. It's humoristic, not over the top, and elegantly designed. Props

[KisaSatoma]

I want thos Boots <3

Get on your boots

[tommyblunt]

sooooo.. about those investments

[acebats]

&vintage=1911 to the end of the video and it's hilarious!

[brumbo12321]

''They are expensive as hell''

-What? You gotta do a bad deed and then die to get them?

[forte0956]

i'd buy those

[341464]

11 People jumped down from cliff without boots

[edfreak9001]

@341464 and the smashing sound made 11 scientists at Aperture jump, making them miss the Like button.

[KindaLainex]

Now it all makes sence...

[warpedsoul]

lol she had titanium made kneens anyone noticed?

[Megabine]

Those boots don't work in real life, your body would be like mashed potatos after the big ass jump!

[Believethat]

@Megabine i doubt the portal gun would work in real life either :P

[Megabine]

@Believethat LAWL! Your right xD

[nairuo]

@Megabine Thats why its a videogame

[dewknm]

why do people dislike good videos like this?

[38dedo]

We're done here.

[Runetoscape]

Lmao, "Don't worry, Gabe took care of it"

[Fladoodle11]

@Runetoscape CAVE took care of it.

[Runetoscape]

@Fladoodle11 Gabe.

[heyhowfang]

@Fladoodle11 its gabe :\

[Fladoodle11]

@heyhowfang Nope. It's Cave, as in Cave Johnson? The character narrating the video?

[juvi12321]

@Runetoscape Cave*

[Mayson620]

@Runetoscape its Cave not gabe, just sayin

[IcEdXD]

@Mayson620 probably he ment thats it sounds like that, like little easter egg... :)

[terodar1]

@Mayson620 ty i was confused for sec :)

[alondite8]

@Mayson620 It doesn't make too much sense since the narrator is Cave. Why would he refer to himself in the 3rd person? It makes more sense to refer to Gabe Newell than himself.

[sparkjolt]

@Mayson620

Nah, I think it's "Cave". the username scrawled on the wall of portal 1 was "c.johnson", so I'd presume it'd mean this guy.

[sparkjolt]

@Mayson620

Ignore me, read what you said wrong. >.<

[Mayson620]

@sparkjolt ?

[Joey9397]

@sparkjolt

[halfpintgamescast]

@Runetoscape Sounds better as Gabe cos Gabe is one of the co-founders of Valve.

[DaemonLucius]

@Runetoscape my names gabe :O



[thatn00b101]

WoW Chell looks more sexy than the last one ;)

[thegreatknife15]

i want those for my birthday *.*

[FaBFaB66]

THE CAKE IS NOT A LIE