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  • Asian Dad: Good now do it backwards!

  • in soviet russia, piano plays u ;]

  • ........

  • when the video started i had my mouth open with my hands cupped over it

  • The piano cannot keep up:)

  • Circus gallop

  • I bet she could crush a normal man's hand.

  • Well, I mean, she's an asian.

  • I think the piano haz delay....Not made in china igues

  • Imagine.... the hand jobs O_O

  • I was like :0

  • fucking asians...

  • Are you sure she only has 10 fingers?

  • awesome XD 

  • What the ....? O.O

  • wow she was going so fast i though my video was skipping

  • Asian Dad : Meh now play it backwards.

  • From father" Vewwwy Goood. Now be a doctow."

  • her hands jerk on the piano.

  • her boyfriend probably was like: Oh so now your hand doesn't get tired -_-

  • i heard she once fingered someone..that person is no longer with us :(

  • i bet she jerks guys off so fast

  • Thumbs up if 9gag sent u here.

  • @SokoCofi You sent me here :)

  • Sped up.

    Guys are sooo gullible

  • i get goose bumps when i watch this video lol :P

  • i could play that without a piano and the use of an audience's imagination

  • Imagine what she could do with her fingers....

  • she killed it.

  • this is just a bout the speed tom clancy writes books and movie plots

  • this must be a jenjutsu lol

  • Piano Level: Someone who worked incredibly hard at what they love with support from family and friends through their entire life.

  • lol 69 likes for handjob

  • And I though i was good................

  • @norwayairsoft

    thought.

  • @norwayairsoft oh yes

  • pshhh i used to be able to do that until I TOOK AN ARROW TO THE KNEE

  • What the fuck did I just see

  • 300 sandwiches per minute

  • i just shit my pants

  • i bet she has some nice times by herself

  • She's brilliant but my money is on her parents forcing her to train day in day out when she was young, that's what they do is china, Japan etc, subject there children to unbelievable conditions just so they can be the best and make their parents looks good

  • @Kierangotwood And class, that is what stereotype is all about.

  • When you think you good att something it always is an asian on youtube who are better:(

  • That fast the fps couldn't keep up

  • I could so play that...if i was chuck norris and had 8 hands

  • Mom? Why didn't you make me asian when you gave birth to me?

  • fastest player in the world? any Asian person can do that?

  • DAYUMMMMM

  • I was thinking she could get me off in 1.5 seconds!

  • if she fingered herself, she would die.

  • she tries that:gets world record

    i try that:my fingers fall of

  • New difficulty unlocked!

    ...

    Choose difficulty:

    Easy

    Medium

    Hard

    Asian

    Chuck Norris

    Yuja Wang

  • @jerrythedutchmapler Shes both Hard,Asian,Chuck Norris and Yuja Wang in the same person. No one can beat her.

  • Damn!

    I'm done!

    I'm jealous LOL

  • Playing piano level:Asian.

    

  • The chinese have such intricate hands.

  • When she give you a handjob, you'll come immediately

  • She should get a speeding ticket.

  • 37 people are too slow

  • she should learn circus gallop! xD

  • That is beginner level ..... in asian ..

  • Asian aren't more talented they just focus on their music more and speed doesn't mean I can play fast aswell just hit a key as fast as possible

  • It would be difficult for Mozart, Beethoven, Chopin, etc to be better than her...mainly because they are dead.

  • Damn...wouldn't want a hand job from her O_O

  • Death Waltz please

  • typicall starcraft pro gamer

  • of coarse she's asian

  • I bet she gives the worlds fastest hand job also.

  • @lilrob10201 It's over before it starts.

  • @jacobflaschen LOL...100 strokes per second.

  • Isn't Balázs Havasi the fastest piano player? He has set a Guinnes World Record not so long ago on piano, sooooo I'm just curious x) And he is hungarian, so there is some hope left :)

  • Thats INSANE

  • She is better then you..... Ujelly MOZART!!

  • @XicodxTheGodOfDark What the fuck? Hope you being sarcastic. Beccause being fast doesn't mean shit when your creating music.

  • @MunisAwesome Of course i was being sarcastic -.-  .... mozart is 10times better then her -.-

  • @XicodxTheGodOfDark

    Don't compare her to Mozart when mozart isn't alive to compete with her and show he's better. Mozart is mozart and so is that girl.

  • fjngfsirucfjdcfhnk efncgegwafiuexmgfewxdfugGVDEBF­XEGAIMGXFYMADSJHFJDGSBGFXUYGDN­FCXEGFYUYEGMXYUGFNUXYGUFGYUCJE­BUCRYHECYFRTGEJAXYUEGFIDGHANXG­HDFXIUDYCBGGDEYRCUDGFYUGDJSYGF­HDGSFGDGFJDFKJGHDKGDGDBFUDFIUU­DFKJRJEDFBNXHSDBJGHHBSFYUGYFEU­RDTYYWDGDFJGDSGFDSKHFDSJFHIDAS­GFAGSLJUGFJADSHGFDSFJHJFGKHLDS­GLHGFJDGHHHGFKJDHGFKJGDSJGFKJD­GSFGDHGFKJDGJHGFDS SORRY I TRY TO PLAY IT ON MY PIANO

  • it's funny that she plays faster then the sound. first i see (some kind of) movement and later the sound.  O.o

  • chosen difficulty=Asian

  • Guess what.... she's Asian, theres no hope for us

  • How to play this if your American

    1.) Have a Japanese mother teach you how to.

    2.) Be asked to play this in under 3 seconds.

    3.) Play it perfectly

    4.) Wake up in a hospital with all your fingers cut off.

    How to play if Japanese/Chinese/Korean

    1.) Play it.

    2.) Win 'Asia's Got Talent'.

  • If she star masturbating she wil finish in 2 seconds !!!

  • Whenever you think you’re good at something Asians always find a way to do it better.

  • NOW PLAY NYAN CAT!

  • Piano Teacher: "today's difficulty level: ASAIN"

    Kid: "OH $#IT"

  • Yuji wang: Through the fire and frames?! NO PROBREM!

  • I wonder how she types.

  • a piano player is called a pianist

  • nerf asians

  • asian...

  • imegine you had a girlfriend called Yuja Wank

  • this is what you get when you give steroid to an asian.........XD

  • She was playing so fast nobody heard her mess up

  • She's not playing the piano, she's having a seizure!

  • NOT FAIR

    

  • The speeds it so fast.. Even the camera can't follow her ='D

  • cmon, do the circus galop!

  • Someone kill those two spiders on the piano!!!

  • At 0:05 the ad came out saying 'Thousands of men owe their lives to a woman' xD

  • She Can Tickle You To DEATH!!!

  • i would be tired in the first few notes

  • HAND JOB PLEASE?!?!?!

  • i wonder,how many keynote did she break?

  • My fingers hurt

  • questa è musica? o siamo al circo?

  • my first thought: she WOULD be Asian.

  • i like her hair...

  • sieht aus, als hätte man das vorgespult :o RESPEKT !

  • Asians, super race of Earth...

  • Now can she do the world's fastest hand job?

  • She looks like someone is performing an exorcism on her, her entire body is shaking! Creeps me the fuck out.

  • I can't even mash on the piano that quickly, let alone actually make it sound like a song.

  • OK. ITS OFFICIAL.N THAT CHICK IS MENTAL!!!

  • wow im dizzy after looking at her fingers

  • I listen HJ Lim too, and I think Lim is faster than Yuja Wang

  • Someone fingers themselves too much. O.o

  • why always the asians? come on guys we're falling behind!!

  • @0:42 Gelfling!

    

  • YEAH! ASIAN POWER!

  • i like yuja so much

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  • @calitats321 And then I presume, you awoke from your slumber.

  • 600 apm

  • Valentina lisitsa is better

  • this is almost scary

  • oh my god fucking fast

  • What a wonder -.- as an asian she must play it with one hand :-

  • 35 people do not have fingers

  • but ..will she blend?!

  • She's not actually playing... It's really just a pre programed electric piano and she's flapping her hands onto it as fast as she can in a general area of the actual key.

  • @bobaethan pfff not it's just the video slower than the sound rolf

  • @gemgem479 Flight of the Bumblebees

  • what song is this called?

  • she should try death waltz

  • ale zapiernicza O.o

  • asians.....

  • excuse me while I go hit my head off my piano till I can play that fast.....

  • looks fake but it is real is it real

  • YUP, I Quit Piano too... GOD thats freakin' AMAZING! Ive tried to play Flight of the Bumblebee before..but NEVER that fast...Its like she was screaming "ITS OVER 9000!!!!!!!" the whole time :P BRAVO!

  • she had good practice fingering herself.

  • Asian powers activate!

  • She burned about 50000 calories there

  • DIFFICULTY LEVEL: Chuck Norris

  • @tieW221 He's gonna kill you for that insult.

  • WoW

  • Difficulty level : ASIAN

  • Asain father- good job, daughter, Now play it backwards

  • The Maybe she can masterbate fast !

  • @BrunoMarsFan300 Your comment was kind of crude, but hilarious xD

  • @selari2011 its called flight of the bumblebee

  • Asian huh? Yea, that makes it real.

  • WAT IS THIS SONG CALLED

    i'M gonna try and play

    kidding i'm only 12

  • the sound cant keep up

  • Audio desynced with the video.

  • THATS IT, I QUIT PIANO

  • LOL she got sleight of  hand PRO.

  • Worlds fastest hand job anyone

  • thats not music

    

  • its not fair. you see, shes Asian. D:

  • @GhardleshFatima its always sins who are good

  • I think i just peed myself 0_0

  • Her fingers were moving faster than Helen Keller's when she got pushed down a well....

  • Challenge accepted!

  • I dont want her touching my keyboard...

  • Select difficulty - wimp - amateur - pro - BEAST - Asian

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  • to much redbull

  • THIS ACTUALLY TAKES 13.3 MINS TO PLAY LOL

  • holly shit!!! hit me in face!!!

  • I am not disputing that China is within Asia but one is being specific.It is not unlike describing a German or French or Spanish as European!

  • give her a pc and counter strike. Reactiontime = zero. People would be dead before they leave the spawn.