NO SMOKING - WEEK FIVE

[viktorsjogren]

monello my man, if you must smoke, smoke weed! ;D

[InuitAldebaran]

"never thought that i soo...miss the cigarettes!" !!

What a highlight! It all came through there.

Definitely the BEST song Bowie never has written. LOL

Thanks for sharing.

[monello198]

@InuitAldebaran

cheers mate, glad you enjoyed it, but we both know you should have been watching this on Musicians Together..

lol

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[moviegoer167]

Keep it up buddy.. You're doing great

[sproutcentral]

The longer you go without smoking the better your voice will sound...in theory.

Greetings from the colonies ;-))

[monello198]

@sproutcentral

also trying in a different key might help

lol

[ZachsGayCat]

This man is a hewo.

[monello198]

@ZachsGayCat

a wonderful role model

[Lonelyschizophrenic]

Ciggies are easy to give up, easiest thing in the world. I know from experience. Its staying off them thats the hard part.Keep on keeping on monello!

[monello198]

@Lonelyschizophrenic

well, i packed up the fags,

i've beaten anorexia,

i'm working on the fucking Tourettes,

but there is no way i'm stopping drinking!!

[streetspiritlive]

oh dear! i think he just lost it.... that no smoking thing, has gone to his brain... he used the word awesome which i wouldn't dare... until now! i hope its a good sign, somehow!! well, me and the cat, You don't fool us for a second, we're still under the bed!! But we love you anyways from way over here!!! Love, m n the furry one too ; ))

[HermanHanauer]

Great Mikee you`re a winner...i know where you`re going through...and what to do with your hands in those meantimes....good song of your expression...

[monello198]

@HermanHanauer

thank you dear boy..

i did work out what to do with my hands as explained in week three..

lol

have a good day

mikee

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[deeryker]

go away and have a smoke

[monello198]

@deeryker

thank you

[streetspiritlive]

well if it helps....

put a 3rd patch or more on the guitar

though i thought it sounded great

at the start!

[streetspiritlive]

Wicked Brilliant Parody!!!

Love the black and white look toooo....

Bet you're surprised

i have so much breath...

Amazed(aren't we!)

We're still Alive!!

Love, m ; ))

[monello198]

@streetspiritlive

hello Dear M

i am starting to think i look better in black and white.

glad you enjoyed this, hope you are having a fun weekend

mikee

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[prboyd]

Yup, Bowie will do that too you Mikee. Well done on the fag front aswell fella.

[monello198]

@prboyd

cheers mate

;-}~

[ar2619]

Oh yes, a week equates to a year in the perspective of nicotine self-denial. Don't know how you're managing to come up with these every week but it must be the increased cranial blood flow! I'd been saving the 'a**s**e' up too, as I know it get's under your skin (and mine) but someone beat me to it, damn. Keep off 'em.

[monello198]

@ar2619

hi rob,

thank you for your awesome comment

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[Gregparkerblues]

Hi Mikee. I like this one,too. They've all been good. They say ; 'no pain,no gain',and look what you've gained : a series of songs !!Are patches just as expensive as cigarettes,in England ? (one remains a nicotine addict,on patches,tar-free,though)Eh?

All the Best,Greg. P.S. Did you get a 'scare',give up cause they cost more than rent,or

are you just a sensible chap (now) ???

[monello198]

@Gregparkerblues

hi Greg..

patches are free and i am an exceedingly sensible chap

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[gerdenshed]

Excellent effort my friend ;o)

Mark..

[monello198]

@gerdenshed

thank Mark

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[tps607]

Congratulations, Sir Michael of Patches...about as near to the finish line as mere mortals are allowed.Too bad about those colonials...being grateful I live in the sovereign State of Texas. Cheers! (ps...this is a really good song)

[monello198]

@tps607

cheers mate..

still a long way to go yet..

i understand that someday i am expected to drink coffee without a patch on!!

not sure about that

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[SPACEFACE70]

Awesome been there still am, hack.

[monello198]

@SPACEFACE70

Hi Hack

thanks for watching mate, it's a bitch isn't it?

Mikee

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ps.. we don't use the Aw*s*me word on this channel

lol

[SPACEFACE70]

@monello198 Yes i know why just a habit. lol.

[monello198]

@SPACEFACE70

ha ha ha

thanks for subscribing

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[withnailus]

Genius Mikee

[monello198]

@withnailus

why thank you dear boy.. not often I get to hear those two words together in the same sentence

you have just gone to the top of my Christmas card list

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[Toracube]

Who is David Bowie?

[monello198]

@Toracube

absolutely no idea, you won't find him mentioned in my notes for this song

lol

mind you, i will never forget The Father Ted All Priests Talent Contest, when one of them did Ziggy Stardust..

killed me, one of the funniest moments ever

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ps Trois

[EdMuirton]

Hahaha! Super funny Mikee! Enjoyed mate! Cheers!

[monello198]

@EdMuirton

Ed!!!

so wonderful to see you here mate..

my very first living subscriber!!

my silly songs are never complete without your comment..

actually i remember putting you in one of first video, about cricket wasn't it?

god that was 3 years ago.

i tell you mate the last five weeks seem longer

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[mindfulmusic78]

Nice one!

[monello198]

@mindfulmusic78

thanks..

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[marycigarettes]

hahahahahahahahahahahahahaaaha­hahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha­hahahahahaahahahhahahahahaha..­......you really are the best mikee.

[monello198]

@marycigarettes

thank you mate, very kind of you,

looking forwards to making the

NO SMOKING - 9½ WEEKS video

ha ha by the way, you even got a mention in the tags for this video

mikee

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[kentishbloke]

She comes..she goes..she blows her smoke at you..The Lady of another Craven A

[monello198]

@kentishbloke

hello weak willed one

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[kentishbloke]

@monello198 someone has to be...thrilled for you mate :))

[saffbrat]

@kentishbloke

wish i was thrilled for me..

if i just kept my mouth shut and hadn't made these stupid videos i could be enjoying a quiet roll up now..

but no..

i have to be the hero

lol

mikee

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thank you for sharing this mate.. very kind of you

[ATOMIKDOG23]

chev brakes are snarling.............that sounded bad lol

[ATOMIKDOG23]

5 weeks is good goin mike

[monello198]

@ATOMIKDOG23

thank you, in 4½ weeks time i will have Mickey Rourke and Kim Basinger on backing vocals

[ATOMIKDOG23]

im one out of the nine you would give a camel a miss lol

[roadbikegarden]

9 out of 10 men who tried camels said they preferred women LOL.

Well done MON

.x.

[monello198]

@roadbikegarden

thats not what we tell the camels

lol

thank you nursey, down to 14mg now, a big step

very proud of myself

x x

[roadbikegarden]

@monello198

stay on 14 - don't let them try to cut you down to 7mgs.

[saffbrat]

@roadbikegarden

why?

isn't the whole point of the patches to reduce intake over a set period until the dependency is gone?

x

[ATOMIKDOG23]

time takes a ciggarete puts it in your hand ...you pull on a finger then another finger ....lol

[monello198]

@ATOMIKDOG23

can always spot someone who never smoked, they can't spell cigarette

lol

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[roadbikegarden]

@monello198

don't be mean - your spelling is not that great either sometimes :) !

[monello198]

@roadbikegarden

actually it's bloody awful all the time, thank god we have a spell check on YT now

x x

[ATOMIKDOG23]

suicide to listen lol

[monello198]

@ATOMIKDOG23

fair point

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[ATOMIKDOG23]

haha .....love this ....FIVE YEARS.....