Krampus Christmas

[crisablina]

krampus is not santa claus' friend, he is almost like st. nicolaus' sidekick...

[Macehimself2501]

Definitely the hottest Krampus around, little weird though...

[Macehimself2501]

Love this video, wish Krampus was around all year!

[FritzHippler]

I never really thought of furry sex until now, OK that is a lie, I have been turned on by chicks with cat ears and tails for years

[Madkre8tor]

she devils in spandex can spank me with birch sticks anytime!

[LoysvilleAtlanta]

I can't stop watching this video. I am mesmerized by the extraordinary visuals.

[sonicfanatic4949]

WEIRDEST BONER

[sonicfanatic4949]

I'd stick my erect penis inside her vagina partake in coitus, if you know what I mean.

[xXxBLINDxLEDGENDxXx]

This is retarded...

[CATPANEXE1]

it beats getting that crappy popcorn ball from Santa, no?

[skyawesomesauce669]

y no eggnog pics?

[BeastinBF3]

fucking wierd id fuck her though

[mikatalia101]

@BeastinBF3 hahaha lol

[BeastinBF3]

@mikatalia101 merry christmas bro

[mikatalia101]

@BeastinBF3 merry christmas to you too ;)

[BeastinBF3]

@mikatalia101 are you a chick also that's a cute picture or drawing

[rusher38]

I'll put her in a barrel and hit her with my stick.

[blasphemousmaximus]

i wanna fornicate with this slut

[d3fk0nz3r0]

Happy Krampus! I love this song! I will listen to this over and over and over! I even posted it on Face Book!

[MrPicasso1231]

such a shit I've ever seen

[tilly53097]

'Here comes Krampus?!' sucht ihr streit ?!

[ericzum]

What I love about this video the most is how they failed to remove the green screen. They did such a terrible job with this video that it is awesome. It's one of the greatest things I've ever seen.

[Techn0neko]

How did I

[alice27891]

I LOVE THIS!

[112grega]

wtf......?????

[TheMetalMisanthrope]

Terrified....but totally erect

[lostnthewoodz]

Hahahahahha, Please don't make me watch it again, I promise to be good.!

[justcheer19]

@MikeeyWebs yep we watch it every year :)

[nickdwaters]

I'm glad to see there is still a place in the western hemisphere that has escaped from bleeding heart political correctness.

[shivianbalaris]

Terrible and wonderful at the same time

[tahoejunkie133]

I watch this video every year, and I still have no idea why.

[FuchsiasAttic1847]

I'm pretty sure I'm heterosexual, but I have a crush on this girl/demon person.

[BeerMoneyLive]

why can i ONLY HIT THE LIKE BUTTON ONCE??????? IM SO MOVING OUT OF AMERICA !!! IM GOING WHERE THEY HAVE REAL HOLIDAYS THE KRAMPUS RULES!!!!

[ever4Jonas]

1:18... where did he come from??? lol!

[1957attilazaborszky]

this Krampus can spank me anytime

[plasius]

*guitar solo fail.... "oh Krampus!"

[shownomercy81]

WOW

[MikeeyWebs]

Anyone else see this in German Class?

[RaoulDuke3221968]

I found this surprisingly easy to masturbate to

[EMC113]

@RaoulDuke3221968 i thought i was the only one

[NaiTaiDai]

That was a very good costume she had on. The goat legs looked real.

[racker150]

Oh Germany.



[EastmanNicholas]

I hope you don't mind I screen capped Krampus riding behind the kid and made it my profile pic

[SLVRBULLET13]

That chick was the most horrifying thing that has ever turned me on...

[ECN451]

@SLVRBULLET13 I was thinking about the same thing LOL

[FrozenKoolAidDude]

@SLVRBULLET13 THAT THING'S A CHICK?!?! (Joking)

[TheMaximumTroll]

What the fuck!?!

[saucywitch66]

If you are not a naughty git, then you need not worry about Krampus! ;-) My mother told us the story of the Krampus, as he came to the homes in Salzburg when she was a child.

[Viktir666]

He will lash you with a cat-o-nine-tails then trap you in a bag then the river. Don't be a bitch boy and Krampus won't come for you.

[firecorps456]

watch?v=AhlmBax7rho

[10newjersey]

You see Krampus was created by Tito and his Jugo commies to defy Bappa Natale, St Nick, Santa, Papa Noel etc etc....

[fredarik57]

He is a cousin of Knecht Rupprecht or Père Fouettard. They are both shamanic characters.

They are the pagan counterparts of St Nicholas, the Christkindchen and often they carry a witches broom like the ancien european shaman did.

[brookef2011]

Santas not the only one with a black and hairy friend. I have many. :D haha!

[Kobodyguard]

never heard of the krampus till recently.Glad I never heard of it as a kid.This shit is fucked up right here.

[VaNessA77405]

also sone kacke habe ich bis heute noch nicht gesehn die frau müsste man verklagen

[BEATLES098]

wow i didn't know he drowned them i just heard he threw them in the STREET not the STREAM...... :o

[xxxJeffxxHardyxxx]

so eine scheiße habe ich bis jetzt gesehen auch noch nicht.....!!!

[greenthousands]

Wow. Krampus is a fucking asshole. I'd hit back. Hard.

[Sweezlballin]

I was just watching some animation of a kid on a slide, how the hell did i get here to... whatever this is!?!?!

[FuzzyJ4]

WHAT THE FUCKING FUCK?! (ಠ_ಠ)

[Themeganwolf]

WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS

[Sillyjake86]

Theo only good part about this video is the fact that she is wearing those tights.

[Norn]

33 people are going to be visited by Krampus

[SoundofLambda]

thumbs up if you want to see a fight between krampus and arnold schwarzenegger

[StealthParadox]

I can't stop watching this

[MrPiter62]

here comes krampus

[bear619bolt4life]

What kind of kinky christmas spirit is this?!

[tahoejunkie133]

@bear619bolt4life It is Germanic in origin.

[TheDementedbacon]

This type of dark and warped comedy reminds me of Tim and Eric.

IT'S AWESOME!

[thedigitalcollective]

1:22 !!!!! lol great video! i just learned about krampus about 2 weeks ago looking up demons and folklure and all that sort of thing.

[one4none]

Excellent Video! It made my Holiday Special! Thank you!

Happy New Year!

[dumbassninjaboy1]

isn't he like the evil santa

[SoundofLambda]

@dumbassninjaboy1

no, he is santa's evil friend from hell...I assume they met at a poker game or something

[zerotheloner]

dammit cracked...........

[Strikerx20]

lol satan follows santa around

[kiernanholland]

Are you like related to Kate bush or something?

[malaka6967]

does krampus rape babies

[xfightcityx]

woman*

[xfightcityx]

that women is very attractive

[anubhavdasgupta2312]

like if cracked.com brought you here.

[JiminyKracker]

@anubhavdasgupta2312 did cracked actually link this? I just googled it after reading cracked and found this terrifying piece

[anubhavdasgupta2312]

@JiminyKracker yes they did... you can find it in the 'bertha' section of the krampuss thing

[Thanquee]

CRACKED DOT COM

[MaverickCadaverick]

Best Christmas video and song I have ever seen!

[angelgeddon]

Why can I see the egg nog image on my iphone, but not on my computer?

[fkmzblt]

this is fucking retarded!!!

[supersyrup97]

gotta love german culture =)

[rapemotron9000]

@supersyrup97

It's actually Austrian. Same diff though.

[supersyrup97]

@rapemotron9000 they actually do the krampus on SanktNiklausTag in a little bit of southern germany, but ur right it is mainly austrian

[Orikigami2]

Child, if you do not eat your broccoli KRAMPUS WILL COME AND THROUGH YOU INTO THE DEPTHS OF HELL.

Best way to make children hate Christmas - I'm sure they'd much rather opt out of the holiday and skip the gifts, rather than take the chance and get murdered by a demon.

[KBrimstone]

Thumbs up if Cracked sent you here.

[cthulhufae]

I am astonished this isn't a Japanese tradition, they have the monopoly on pleasantly insane shit.

[ussoldier820]

pause at 0:23 antisemitism?

[ussoldier820]

correction 0:24

[JiminyKracker]

@ussoldier820 I don't get what ur saying? R u one of those whiny bitch jews who looks for nazi under every bed?

[ussoldier820]

@JiminyKracker It was a joke because of the 6 pointed star wipe and the little demon inside of it. Are you one of those whiny bitch white power faggots that looks for a "jewish/zionist conspiracy" behind every door?

[JiminyKracker]

@ussoldier820 oh it was a JOKE?! I get it!

Judging by your response, it's fairly obviously that you are a whiny little jew... who backpedals!

[ussoldier820]

@JiminyKracker you mad? you seem to be taking this pretty personally..something on your mind that you wanna talk about?

[JiminyKracker]

@ussoldier820 nah, not taking it personally. just trollin' for a reaction. But thanks for the offer- See there's a lot of stuff been bugging me lately. Been having problems with the missus and I dunno, seems like nothing I do is good enough. It's like, oh yeah I work a 40 hour week, well the last thing I feel like doing is talking n stuff but it's always about her y'now what i'm sayin? And it's not like I can go to Mum for support, she takes her side every time, hos b4 bros as she always says...

[Jcolinsol]

@ussoldier820

Quiet, you're all getting a visit from Krampus this year if you keep it up.

[ussoldier820]

@Jcolinsol lol

[oscaradrian80]

damn, that's one hot heretic demoness

[MadMorgan1989]

Inconceivably terrifying. 

[gardianangel333]

lol bring this to the US to stop the little brats..,,. a few sacrifices need to be made... just sayin'

[DasUberwurst]

Last year I got switches in my boots

and a leather collar

with spikes..

I've been a baaaaad boy!

[thinnling]

I am gonna bring Krampus to the states for Xmas time next year. The cops that will arrest me for hitting ppl with sticks will definitely get coal in their stockings as punishment. mwahaha!

[castingtherunes]

We in the U.S. need a proper Krampus Christmas movie instead of the usual Tim Allen / Vince Vaughan / Adam Sandler shit.

[dkupke]

They should add Krampus to World of Warcraft as a seasonal boss

[pumaturtle]

I came here from he new dragon ball z abridged. WHAT THE FUUUUUUUU........

[coolclaytony]

this is boring

[TheGodkas]

Mommy my pants feel funny...

[Emassenbur]

YOU ARE SOME SICK FUCKS!!!! I WOULDN'T BE CAUGHT DEAD WITH THIS DEMON BITCH IN MY BED! I DON'T GIVE A FUCK HOW GOOD SHE LOOKS! THE BITCH LOOKS LIKE SHE NEEDS SOME FUCKIN SLEEP!!!!

[devaloki]

@Emassenbur you know you want it. i'd fuck her so hard and let her fuck me with strap on too

[Emassenbur]

@devaloki "you know you want it" my ass!

[huizenga]

yeah!

[Jcolinsol]

That's hardly a krampus.

[AnarchyAnonymous]

Remember kids,

Nice = Presents

Naughty = Spanked then drowned

[joangreygirl]

@AnarchyAnonymous

Hope this video didn't cost much to produce because it's truly worthless and looks very much like advocating child abuse. Perhaps you felt it was a bit of harmless fun- when in fact it's very un PC.Was it aimed at 12 yr olds? You should have spent the video ££££ on some counselling.

[Mandolinpossum]

@joangreygirl Krampus is an Austrian legend about an evil demon who would come on a certain day of the year and spank naughty children with sticks and then drown them. It was just a bedtime story told to keep kids from misbehaving, It has nothing to do with advocating child abuse.

[mizzrubble]

@joangreygirl - if it had higher production value then you would be ok with a video advocating child abuse?what a fuckin moron! Christmas was taught to the kids to say hey-be good- youll recieve gifts. Be bad-you get the boogie man. you know that thing about right and wrong?But you turn it into something sick. it takes a sick mind to know one pal.

that being said Hard Place makes kick ass videos and play awesome live shows on the west coast. haters piss off!!! ill show u child abuse bitch

[satandragons]

uhg now its stuck in my head!

[pacher10]

The best is ... Jah jah jah jah jaaah ^^

[rabidbadger73]

Krampus is supposed to be scary, not hot. I would let this voluptuous Krampus hit me with a stick any time she wanted to. Way to screw up folklore guys!

[foujj]

Krampus stars in our Xmas play!

[zepheramzarah]

I love it, great!

[barcadiFeelin]

what the hell is that? leeck oasch ^^

[iHeartCookies97]

Give this thumbs up if you got here because of AndySixKrampus on twitter.

[DarkJane100]

Krampus is comming to get Andy Six for being a bad boy!!!!

[DarkJane100]

YAY KRAMPUS DAY IS HERE!!!! Ashley Purdy is gonna get to Hell and I get to watch ;)

[daaywallkeer]

tomorrow is krampus-day!

[wirelessgoddess]

This is creepy and crazy all rolled into one! Better be good or Krampus will get you! LOL

[Gammatron64]

I'd hit it.

[MegaBenino]

FAIL  <-(",)

[smashism]

<3 <3 <3 THIS SO MUCH!!!!!

[Dogpatch77]

what the hell?!

[VisualBasicHelp2010]

what a shit..xDD

[bmtimv]

I have somewhat of a mixture of horror and amazement 

[UncleLeonAlibis]

God I love this video.

[xNiciLeinx]

i come from austria where are the '' real '' krampusse ,

this is holy shit ..

such a shame what you are making with this ritual ..

[Wh3nYour3Strang3]

If she's coming to punish me, I'll be terrible all year long.

[theMinPinNinja]

Hahaha, my friends and I r obsessed w/ dis song! Brilliant work of art!

[jlmatterer2]

Brilliant song!

[Katana991]

That was creepy...

As for the sack part, didn't Krampus throw it into the pits of Hell?

[MrCameron111111]

shes a babe eva though shes crapmus!

[victorianlulu]

Oh, I just love Krampus!~

[0681juli]

shit

[6vipers6brood6]

mos def the most baller mythical figure EVER. although his bag looks like balls. just saying. KRAMPUS FTW!

[danealxx]

this is a nigger video

[DeidaraIsHot154]

I'm glad Frau Nutter told us to watch this!

[LUVMEN21]

somehow looking at her, id rather have her come down my CHIMNEY!!!

[dgenerated]

You and me both brotha!

[jamsterfrog]

would like to krampus it in her ass

[HotPerogi]

wtf i totally tried doing that once but she didn't even have a butthole! i guess she was a tranny but my friends didn't tell me that cause they wanted to make fool of me. such buttholes!

[shinjukusomoding]

would

[dgenerated]

Yes...I'm convinced..This is the WOMAN of my dreams! LOL

[dgenerated]

Why do I find myself strangely attracted to the female Krampus? ;)

[bobbybenjamin]

@dgenerated I KNOW RIGHT??

[GreenRobotStudios]

Merry Krampus!

[feliccias]

Todays kids need a good scaring

[angelinaramon]

I wanna get spanked by Krampus.

[bobbybenjamin]

this is amazing

[KTUF]

Hey. Krampus is fiction. Like Santa. Relax. It's weirdly cool.

[doobiesmoke15]

Santa's Spanking Satyr!

[PackMan1772]

Check out "A Very Venture Brothers Christmas" on Adult Swim. The Krampus dishes out some holiday beatdowns. Seriously The Venture Brothers is the best show no one has ever heard of.

[chicograndeblast]

And here I thought the Japanese were the only ones that got a kick out of scaring children with, in their case, Oni or Japanese demons. There are German demons too!

[ThePhantasist]

This is absolutely terrifying.

[HellboundAlleee]

It's time to put the Christ back in Krampus...

[devaloki]

@HellboundAlleee no, why should we? Christ stole the holiday from older pagan traditions

[youngfievel]

Christ stole nohing- the institutionalized church decided to try to Jesus-ize pagan traditions to make Christianity be cooler with the pagans, even though Jesus had already told his disciples how to go about running things. Silly people thought they had better ideas than Jesus.

[devaloki]

@youngfievel That's very true!

[LUVMEN21]

@youngfievel your satemanet is CORRECT!!! theres more PAGAN!!!in the CHRISTAN!!Holiday and i just found out that the word Pagan simpliy means "country Dweller" nothing evil about that!!!

[komradeocelot]

They talked about Krampus on Colbert Report? I only know about him because of the wonders of German class in high school.

[singularification]

Came here cause of Colbert... Now I think I'm going to hide under my bed and cry.

[ondfritz2]

Steven enlightened me as well. This is scary, but I bet if we teach our kids about Krampus they will be a lot better behaved.

[LUVMEN21]

I AGREE!!!

[bigpoppadops]

good old fashioned scare the kids technique.. thanks Mr. Colbert for showing me this!

[TheUndertacer]

verarscht uns ned so

des is scheiße

[Adv2k169]

who else found this after watching Colbert report and talking about Christmas Demon a few days ago?