Chief Wiggum - Greatest Line

[ivanman636]

its me chief wiggum

[Psychowilly]

I like that he addresses himself as Chief to his family.

[AndJusticeForAll1231]

@Psychowilly Yeah, its a joke they use all the time in the simpsons. Like with Grandpa Simpson...His names Abraham, but in his elementary school photo, his name was Grandpa Simpson. I find it freakin hilarious!

[politicalpnada]

@MrScottyj99 I assume you are 13? you have 99 at the end of your name and most kids put their birth year in their account name, seriously its not that hard to tell and also using "your mom" jokes, you are a 13 year old

[MrScottyj99]

@politicalpnada sorry to disappoint. 99 is for my favorite hockey player Wayne Gretzky. The "your mom" joke was too dumb to pass up. Sorry your sense of humor didn't get the facetious nature of the joke. Thanks for playing.

[AlpinKirkonen]

@politicalpnada lol you got owned

[calvinbush1]

@politicalpnada Hey, just some dude from the future passing by, just gonna comment and say someone raped you ferociously about a week ago. Did you report it? Was the special victims unit able to cake off the evidence left in your orifices? Its ok to talk about it, that's why we're here for you faggot! ;D <====8

[NorStarReviews]

Its funny because this what its exactly like having a friend growing up with a cop dad.

[mcmuffinerson]

That was a lot more than one line. This video didn't have to be a minute and a half long.

[GallowsComedian]

@mcmuffinerson He kind of had to set it up first. Also, the rest of the clip is pretty funny to (Lord, I thank you for this bounty I am about to receive).

[MrScottyj99]

@GallowsComedian exactly. It's all about the build up.

[TheVideoVolcano]

Sarah calls him chief Wiggum?

[WystenDraco]

Chief Wigum looks like a pig rolling around like that, but without mud. Oh wait, he is a pig!

[fizz113]

Ralph's eyes scare the hell out of me.

[SuperBigbaby13]

Which toaster did you use to film this?

[NextGenGameSystem]

Martin Prince is the gay one. Bart gets married at one point...in the new future episode Martin Prince becomes a woman through sex change. XD

[JoeyDrunko]

Buy a capture card...

[MrScottyj99]

@JoeyDrunko I'll buy your mom.

[JoeyDrunko]

@MrScottyj99 Oh, my mistake, CHILDREN can't afford capture cards.  :P

[VelocityTutorials]

@MrScottyj99 HAHHAHA Worst. Reply. Ever

[MrScottyj99]

@VelocityTutorials I haven't made a mom joke in years, so I couldn't resist bringing it back.

[VelocityTutorials]

@MrScottyj99 It was a pretty patethic joke, and just buy a fucking capture card.

[97ginoVDB]

@VelocityTutorials HAHHAHA NO.Reaction.What-So-Ever...

[smithjohn134]

@MrScottyj99 .... you're a bigger retard than ralph if you think that reply was clever

[MrScottyj99]

@smithjohn134 it was stupid, but that was the point.

[TheSpacejames]

@MrScottyj99 @smithjohn134 shut up you pack of niggers

[MrConnorjay]

@smithjohn134 haha you're a dick

[arconin]

@smithjohn134 and it got more ups than any of the other comments.

[numba1pinoy]

@smithjohn134 u mad?

[shadetail]

@MrScottyj99

for a nickel.

[BarrioAztrologist89]

how comes when bart and ralph go into the closet ralph is on the left side

but when they open up the closet door ralph is on the right side???????????

were they juicing in there???LOL

[TBAGNFACEFUKER]

"He says I'm not allowed in there."

"Did he say I'M not allowed in there?"

"Yes."

Bart's face is priceless.

[MaxxTheSlash]

Should have kept recording, he was about to give Bart and Ralph complimentary riot gear.

[aftertouchbeatz]

how come when you record a television, there's all this static and shit but you don't hear it when you watch it???

[Memelisciousxoxox]

It's me, Chief Wiggum!

[Warcraft147314]

Officer down! Officer down! Lol

[MorbidBliss22]

It's MEEE! Chief WIGGUM!

[metal78k]

idk what was the line but it should be wiggum panting up the stairs "we need to get an escalator" ha

[VideoSuperMaster]

I hate when you dumbasses record your TV screen with your camera.

[MrScottyj99]

@VideoSuperMaster that was awesome.

[blainyrules]

@VideoSuperMaster No one cares.

[Rex0142king]

Wait... HOW LONG WAS RALPHY'S ARM AT 1:14?!?!?!

[multiplemiggsss]

@Rex0142king you idiot, it wasnt. lol

[PhoenixAngel429]

I want a forbidden closet of mystery!

[ThePokemon966]

Do you mean 134325632157906421357889007421­56796535689075436788887people

[XxXxMaJoRnErDXxXx]

35 people need to come out of the forbiden closet of mystery

[MrScottyj99]

@XxXxMaJoRnErDXxXx best comment out of 190,559 viewers.

[blackner11]

Officer down!!!

[zzVegito]

Hi supernintendo Chalmers!

[TheDellanator]

lol why the hell would he say its chief wiggum to his own family home?

[passiveMenis]

@TheDellanator

Most likely part of that was a joke, and part of it was to cement to viewers that his name is Chief Wiggum. So we don't remember him by "the cop"

[TheDellanator]

@passiveMenis No but..he said it to his own son(family) lol...I know it was a joke but its weird

[andyofcomixinc]

All of these lines are great though :(

"It's me, Chief Wiggum!"

[Drjrecordz]

Forbidden closet of mystery LOL

[MrLavajet]

Breaking into the Forbidden Closet of Mystery...that's a paddlin'.

[M4RVELKNiGHT]

This was barely worth a chuckle. What narrow-minded fool would ever consider what he said in this video to be THE greatest line his character had ever produced in over 20 years? I'd even have a hard time believing it was the greatest line of the episode

[AlexTechie]

28 people are fascinated by the forbidden closet

[mrbluesky6]

Why would anyone be fascinated with his forbidden closet of mystery?

[robg5555]

The funniest part of that was "It's me, Chief Wiggum"

[chesk13]

@robg5555 - "We have GOT to get an escalator" is good too. :)

[Tyhamilton0]

Everything

[russiantoughguy]

does anyone know what mcard1d's comment was?

[MrScottyj99]

@russiantoughguy. He said, 28 people are fascinated by the forbidden closet of mystery. Don't ask why it was taken down.

[russiantoughguy]

@MrScottyj99 okay thanks

[DarkTenka]

@MrScottyj99 why was it taken down?

[comicguitar]

@MrScottyj99 Why was it taken down?

[MrScottyj99]

@comicguitar He said, 28 people are fascinated by the forbidden closet of mystery. Don't ask why it was taken down.

[aaardvarkkk]

Not sure which line is supposed to be "the greatest" but nothing funny here at all.

[JJGSeven13]

Chief Piggum!

[Bmp1112]

Was this filmed by Ralph?

[gamemeister27]

Don't bother searching for mcard1d's comment, he deleted it.

[coolsomeXD]

bart shuddered cos it's Sideshow Bob's file Xp

[PaladinswordSaurfang]

What is your fascination with my forbidden closet of mystery?

[77norcross]

My story of 0:35

Wow Mom's been in jail 9 times!

Awwwww Dad's only been in once

[extremesowhat]

25 people don't have forbidden closets of mystery

[ULuki1412]

watch?v=0aq4OCdrVVc

[animeaddict24711]

Potato?

[lion7315]

It would have been funny if he opened the door and then one of them go "nope it's chuck testa"

[superghost6]

mmmm.... forbidden closet of mystery...

[Slickey8]

and now for the endless quest of searching for MrScottyj99's comment....

[blackjack2boy]

@Slickey8 Just look up....

[solocat007]

A police officer went into my Dad's forbidden closet of mystery and now my dad has 30 years a prison

[wezlake]

Ralphs arm must be realy long

[mihalovskis]

what episode is this sub garanteed for information

[MrScottyj99]

@mihalovskis This little wiggum from Season 9.

[someguy84841]

@mihalovskis What the fuck are you saying? Speak English motherfucker!

[mihalovskis]

@someguy84841 arent you a stupid fucker who deosnt speak english how come MrScottyj99 could understand me

[SamSparkus]

Simpsons was so amazing because they knew how to utilize clean humour.

[dave3152]

thats what she said

[alexave]

TV Announcer: "We now return to 'The Return of The Pink Panther Returns'."

[RedDevilJohnson]

'It's me, Cheif Wiggum.' That's how he talks to his family? Lol.

[baron8107]

Anyone notice how the slide didn't move?

[failofafilmer2]

Ralph is so cute

[boeyg718]

haha



[Jamieos1990]

"It's me! Chief Wiggum!" so good.

[RAGE343]

I love how he just forgets theres a cocked and loaded deagle lying between him and the boys.

[seabass12able]

23 people wasn't allowed in the closet

[Emigdiosback]

i remember when she accidentally shoplifted, but what was the other time marge got arrested?

[KieranPolland]

@Emigdiosback When she had a nervous breakdown and stopped her car in the middle of the bridge and refused to move

[Emigdiosback]

@KieranPolland oh, now i remember. thanks.

[stephenh2323]

bahahahahhahaha

[lukeman61497]

The pingas....that's the forbidden mystery

[OneDestinyManyPaths]

Help I've fallen and can't get up

That's all i think about when i see wiggum rolling on his back

[MrScottyj99]

@mcard1d...can't believe it took 110,000 views before someone wrote this.

[mcard1d]

@MrScottyj99 It's a pity I f***ed it up with a stupid typo, lol

[kourosh89]

@mcard1d Don't delete the comment, asshole. I wanted to see what it said.

[mcard1d]

@kourosh89 Merry Christmas to you too! :-)

[MrStreetfarm]

@MrScottyj99 his comment is removed... what did he say??

[MrScottyj99]

@MrStreetfarm His comment was that 25 people were not impressed with the forbidden closet of mystery. Who knows why that would be removed.

[chainchompman]

@MrScottyj99 and thus the epic search for mcard1d's comment begins

[rayano]

@chainchompman i dont know how to tell you this.... it's removed =(

[MrScottyj99]

@chainchompman. His comment was that 25 people were not impressed with the forbidden closet of mystery. Who knows why that would be removed.

[Guardaviewe3]

@MrScottyj99 Well, yeah, but there were only 166 comments.

[1234macro]

weird thing: when he slides the gun it doesnt actually slide o.O

[Zaphodraptor]

What's the episode?

[rainbowyoshi1239]

forbidden closet of mystery

[Jeezymusic]

Chief Wiggum rocks :D

[KISSMEMYFOOL69]

Chief Piggum

[pricefan2007]

Wiggims wobble but they do fall down.

[WW2MAN1999]

Sometimes i pee on the side of the bowl so its not as loud

[ajtony21]

How long is ralph's arm??? 1:15

[mpooleo]

me fail english, thats umpossible

[sarahsalles98]

sarah, it´s my name!! lool xD

[BeefGenocide]

saying "that's a paddlin'"... that's a paddlin'

[Jesse9076]

Wat episode is this??

[BarneySlayer]

@Jesse9076 This Little Wiggy, Season 9

[koolarkin]

Ralphie, you've got a FRIEND?!?!

[Eirith]

@B33NH4RDCOR3

Sarcasm is lost on the Internet, dude. Stop acting like a pretentious douchebag.

[Minus5959]

@B33NH4RDCOR3 its clancy actually

[philphriday]

not playing stuffed animal parade...that's a paddlin.

[VTwinty]

So even if you are a chef of Police, you can not remove Police Files from the Station?

[joshster89]

why would Chief Wiggum have people's records AT HOME?

[Minus5959]

why would marges criminal record be with homers? :p

[Reaves1994]

@Minus5959 probably because its a cartoon :P

[SamSparkus]

@Minus5959 I'm guessing those 2 times she went to jail she went with Homer. Lol

[KyleElykIsMe]

@Minus5959 Because cartoons.

[MrMonkeyThumbsticks]

@Minus5959 Everyone knows when you get married you bond with your partner to form one organism through osmosis.

[MrAbraham548]

@Minus5959 becouse they are the simpsons

[krayzeejojo]

@Minus5959 She was a two-time accomplice =D

[krazykittymatt]

@Minus5959 Well he probably knew that prior. Technically the way he said it, it could be taken both ways.

[Minus5959]

@krazykittymatt well i think its pretty clear that hes reading it and learning about it for the first time

[jrg8008]

forbidden closet of mystery - lol

[stevensthejoker]

all right crooky lets dance.....

oh MY BACK, officer down

[bobbyjohn33]

have you noticed when he says "mom has only been in twice" the mouth is way off

[dogbert102010]

lol it was worth the minute thirty

[fra0006]

Fat moe with blue hair

[Redrumx21]

I need a escalator.

[ambull518]

i love the way they draw Chief Wiggum like a weeble wobble

[636roadrunner]

I can't think of anyone on earth who would have an interest in the "forbidden closet of mystery." It sounds sooo boring.

[LastThree804]

@636roadrunner I'm going to use that as a pick up line...



[spades48]

This was a good episode

[chrisoyola]

I want to play stuffed animal parade

[legokid371]

man we have got to get an escelator. LOL :D

[mikegbb]

Crookie

[4LifeSuzy]

hold down the "9" key and look at Ralph...

[kjhq22]

@4LifeSuzy look like he suckin a dick XD!

[muzzaboi101]

OFFICER DOWN, OFFICER DOWN!

[mattsta127]

thats one long arm 1:15

[MiddIeFinger]

[To Mattsta127], u know what's weird? ur comment is in the top comments and has 3 thumbs, but it's above the one with 190

[fookfocketyfookfook]

@MiddIeFinger Freaks mark the top comments as spam and that prevents them being top comments. It makes me want to cry that people can think like that.

[jamiedavey21]

Going in the forbidden closet... thats a paddlin

[Woutorius]

For once, I agree

[701068]

I would argue "Hi Super Nintendo Chalmers" is better...

[gprime10]

@701068 it was wiggums line not ralph

[701068]

@gprime10 right.. my bad.

[pallfy20]

best episode I can remember

[iksarguards]

Chocolate microscopes?