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  • hahahaha :)

  • asian squat AHAHAHHAHAHHA

  • fuck this guy is the shit hes so fricken damn funny

    my stomach hurts

  • shit that camera is blocking the way !!!

  • ey this is russell peters- red, white and brown

  • "Asian Excelent Awards"

    : |

  • ohkay!

  • I LOVE YOU RUSSEL from Pakistan

  • @tahateekhan AAAAAAH YOU LOVE HIM! HE'S INDIAN! AND HE'S WESTERN! YOU IMPOSTER!

  • fuck me its so funny

  • he did this in red white and brown aswell

  • yes

  • Do chinese people squatt alot?

  • YEAP.

  • mainland china people do

  • you see that in TW too

  • YES!!! go to any chinatown... i guarantee at any one point ull see a chinese cook/ restraunt owner squatting smoking a cig

  • @ItzClobert whats so sad about that? be happy & proud!!

  • YEZZIIR

  • @ItzClobert

    Anyone, in the entire continent of Asia, squats.

  • damn fat ass camera in the middle ruined it

  • fat ass camera in the middle at the end

  • i am a die hard fan of his....but his jokes are always repeated

  • thats because you youtubed them

  • he is sooo f-ing funny.

  • V(^_^) < chinese (▼.▼) < indian

  • "Come on and chase a ball.....be a man!"

  • CHINESE HUDDLE , haha

  • They are really too soft on themselves about futbol... I've seen it. Thanks Russell Peters they need the harsh reality.

  • LMFAO THE SQUATTING

  • baaaaaaaaaan chodddddddd..

    hhaha he is too funny...=p

  • No!!, How do Indians pose in pictures!? I want to see! :''(  good stuff tho. love this guy!

  • BE A MAN !!! AHH Classic

  • AHAHA so true about the squatting!

  • Wtf? It's like the camera man found out that the person was making this video.

  • cant see the faces he makes

  • lol the camera ruined it

  • DAMN CAM

  • Lol he said, Be a man, again!

  • its kinda hard to hold a camera still when your lauging so much

  • poor camera and audio :(

  • what was the look??????!!!?!?!?!?

  • OMG OMG LOVE HIS ACCENTS

  • That camera messed up the picture jokes lol

  • who d'fck put that cam there

  • is a monkey holding the fuckin camera?..jeez

  • that stupid camera ruined the funniest part.

  • damn that camera!

  • 我没看懂啊。。。这个人的广东英文还真不错。。。

  • He's doing a pretty good job on the Cantonese accent already. Can't expect him to do perfect on every accent, he's not a god. I don't think a Cantonese person can do a good Indian accent either.

  • be a man..

  • bludy overhead camera had 2 come in da way!1

  • the chinese huddle is hilarious, ook-kay

  • has he done this joke before? the chinese football huddle joke? I wanna see it in a better quality :P

  • download, Russell Peters: Red, White and Brown

    he does it in that, it's pretty much all his best stuff in one dvd..

  • wher's the ball going?

    lmfaoooo,

    i love the chinese part too,

    but the stupid camera blockedd the restt.

  • LOOOOL.

    "WHERE IS THE BALL GOING"

  • He's the funniest asian

  • well hes both.. coz india's part of asia.. just incase u didnt know:P

  • And what does that make him? Asian.. India is in Asia.

  • stupid mofo.. u just got ownt XD

    its like saying "hes not european.. his french!" omgz -_-

  • He's Asian..which has India in it.

  • fukkk man,, whta guy,, fregin so true n too funny,,laughted ma ass off at this video.. hahah

  • russell peters is funnier than dane cook because dane cook just does random funny shit but russell peters jokes acually make alot of sense and are true

  • yeah like some observational comedy shit!

    "it's funny because it's true."

  • a lot is two words.

  • @KGcod4KG

    Dane Cook is not funny at all.

  • LMAO...SO TRUE

  • the camera blocked the ending =(

    I fall of my chair when he pretended to be the chinese when they huddle up

  • lol, rotfl his chinese impressions are hilarious.

  • haha ... fine ... racial :D

  • his racist jokes are AWESOME!!!!XD

  • they're Racial.. not racist.

  • the squat thing was hilarious XD

  • You are one hypocrite bitcho...idiot.

  • haha real funny

  • wtf that damn camera was blocking russell

    goddammit

  • he speaks in chinese accent better than a chinese........lmao!

  • Lawlawl, so true. I can't even do the accent right, and I'm Chinese. xD

  • Can any1 get the video which was shot by that stupid camera which came in between????

  • lol the chinese one was with the peace sign

  • It's a victory sign. :]

    I didn't mean to sound rude... but just so you know.

  • oh yep just put the camera in the way

    now we dont kno wat pose he's talking about

    !!!!

  • hes talking about this pose --> V(^_^)

  • haha.

  • freaking funnyyy! i love russell peters<3

  • LMAO. he did the asian squat. XD

  • lmfaaoo.

    my parents always do that.

  • hahahahaha wow. I'm so glad i'm not the only one that calls that the asian squat XD

  • Yea STUPIDa camera

  • the camera was a real fuckerrrrrrrrrr!!!!!!!!!!

  • that was great haha

  • HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA AWESOME

  • fucking camera had to block the best moments!

  • buwahahahahaha!!!!!

  • BE A MAN!!!! LOL HAHAHAHAHA

  • perfect timing for the camera to block him

  • "Okay! When you see the ball coming,(something)(Something), BE A MAN!" LOL!

  • ive been watching heaps of him..

    n it seems like he repeat his jokes a fair bit

  • hard to do stand up mann...especially when u do as many shows as he does... have as many fans as he does (hence MORE videos on youtube)... rememebr...these shows were meant to be viewed live (or on DVD)...not a million times on youtube....

  • yea id like 2 c u do stand up - 50 times with different jokes that r actually funni

  • hahaha this is the too funny!!! :D:D:D

  • lmao at just the way you crouch down

    oh and..

    "be a man" lol at that bit too

    the camera just killed it at the end

  • Gotta love how he crouches down!

  • asians always do WHAT in their pictures??

    i didn't see his face fucking cameraman!

    im ASIAN!!

    yay!

  • i think it's the peace sign. well, it's pretty obvious after looking at tons of family pictures...my family pictures anyway.

  • Yup it's def the peace sign.

  • yeah, what's up with that anyway? i mean the only reason i did the whole picture with the peace sign was because all my friends did it, plus i was...9.

  • I'm not sure about the origin, but apparently, the peace sign indicates joy, and at other times girls do it to try to be cute.

  • haha jeff

    most guys.... dont even bother doing it....

    cept for those girls that i define as la la mui~with their wanna be cute attitude and what not~ they tend to overdue the peace signs..... i think i'm gonna post a video on that soon.....

    how they count 1-10 and try to be cute and get branded as lala mui with their colorful streaked hair and what not... i have no idea how i'd explain what lala mui means though.

  • oh yeah..asians are always acitng cute..

    that's why we rock!!

  • yeah we rock ^_^

    but

    those la la muis i mentioned are just kinda off in someways.

    they copy those from taiwan and do it over here in a country that has the best of the sun including high humidity - malaysia. and urgh their attitude... it's beyond cute it's annoying xD

  • ohh..i thought he said asians always try to look cute in their pics..

    haha~

    but they do rite?

    haha~

    asians rock!

  • um...sure....

  • Oh yeah...that's true :P

  • I rock then! :)

  • WHOOT WHOOT! =D

  • hahahahahahaha ho k!

  • hahah that was funny the chinese team talk lmao that actully how its like lmao

  • hey, we were in ONE world cup at least. !

  • yes and you got slaughtered! not 1 goal?!?

  • I GOT SEASICK......

  • stupid camera guy.......

  • ahh i cant see and the camera keeps moving! :P

  • gay ass camera it ruined all the good jokes!!! camera guy go to HELL

  • I think the camera man knew you were filming so he was standing in your way.

  • THAT STUPID CAMERA FUCT IT UP FOR EVERYONE!!! Including me!!! Grrrr!!!

  • "BE A MAN!" CLASSIC

  • "BE A MAN!"

    hahaha he made that phrase legendary

  • roflmfao

  • ah i think when the camera was in the way, he was talking about how the asians always took photos with peace signs.

  • the asian sitting style lol

  • STUPID CAMERA!!!

  • rofl the camera screwed real good rofl

  • omg it's so true about main land china people, they do squat a lot lol

  • FUNNIEST SHIT EVER!!!! guess its coz hes asian!!

  • the best chinese accent imitation ever. haha!

  • Luv Russell Peters XD

    Stupid camera, it got in the way!

  • lol yeah

  • so you guys like papaya salad or vhat?

  • really need this guy around...

  • man~ I love the Chinese huddle part! Classic!

  • hahahah honestly the huddle is the fkin funniest!!! i watched it 3 times, dam this guys wicked. ha

  • the huddle thing isn't really true, but that was HILARIOUS!!! i love his jokes! cracks me up.

  • Lol when he sits down for the Chinese huddle, it cracks me up

  • HIS CHINESE ACCENT IS FUCKING GENIUS

  • fuckin asshole ,fuckin snitch white mother fucker

  • Your Retarted...Wow u JUST SAVED THE WoRLD Shimo04...Your Just Jealous!:P

  • yeah., but they did that on purpose. that's a way to eliminate postings of such events. if you wanna see it, buy the DVD thing. they probably spotted the guy taking the video and tried to cover it.

  • ahh that stupid camra got in the way in the ending. hes india, so same thing as asain , east indian

  • lol the chinese huddle thing was the best XD

  • yea the huddle part was funny lol

  • wicked

  • thts funny.

    hshs,, awesome.

  • LMFAO

  • his hilarious