Best Joke Russell Howard Has Ever Told

[camfay77]

Gay.

[KilljoyMaggot28]

@camfay77 'gay'? you dont need to express your sexuality on a video.

[thelifeofadamjones]

@camfay77 you twat

[MrJake1064]

I like Russell Howard, I also like Lee Evans too, now shut the fuck up, get a life and go outside and get some sun.

[mrmike435]

fucking trolls come on making fun of people if you dont like dont write anything just cause you don't like doesn't mean you have to destroy other people joy and spirit if you dont like it fuck off

thumbs up whoevers with MEEE!!!

[LFCfan1993LFC]

@JeffHardymadz7TNAWWE - because it says best joke Russell Howard has ever told, so I gave it a go, I think he's alright not hilarious!

[mizzapplecake]

i think he is so attractive

[SchwarzundWeis]

some people in england have their willie beans collected only one every what???

[SoStinky01]

@SchwarzundWeis once every fortnight...2 weeks

[Polkadotpenguinz]

Shut up dissing Russel Howard people! Everyone has their own opinions but you don't have to comment about how you think he's a bad comedian on a youtube video of him! I personally think he's ace and if you don't agree then fine. If you hate him so much why are you bothering to comment on one of his videos anyway, you do realise there are people here that are here because they like Russel Howard including me, your just annoying us! Keep your harsh opinions to yourselves geez!

[andyheed123]

the country really is fucked if he is making a living as a comedian......just dreadful

[mrkevsta11]

i only watched this because i seen joke and russell howard in the title i thought it was to good to be true i was right....yawn

[TheScarfaceNinja]

Fortnightly bin collections are a harsh reality im afraid

[DylanLovesLydia]

Shut up about lee evans all he does is make a fool out of himself! Russell howard is the best on tv!

[hetrodoxly]

@DylanLovesLydia

"make a fool out of himself" that's called comedy, pmsl.

[IIGODFATH3R]

Ok this is hilarious!

[stuey909]

lee mack is the funniest

[TutPedia]

I love him. End of -.-

[badcoochie]

I don't find Russell Howard funny at all, BUT that doesn't make him NOT funny, it's just personal taste I suppose...

[steeeism]

How can people be so dull? Grow a sense of humour!

[LukeTheDuke1100]

Russell Howard & Rich Hall FTW!!!

[JamieJudgement]

Who thinks Russell should do a crossover with Lee Evans?

[pepperminttea42]

@JamieJudgement Good god no.

[buffy21033]

@JamieJudgement Hell to the NO

[hetrodoxly]

@JamieJudgement

Lee Evans is a an internationally recognised comedian and actor why on earth would he associate himself with Russell Howard?

[MultiC0nn0r]

Fuck off he is one of the funniest comedians in the UK

[hetrodoxly]

Rubbish, he must be the worse comedian we have in the UK.

[MrP90master]

@hetrodoxly WHY ARE YOU WATCHING THEN????? YOU HAVE NO LIFE IF YOU ARE WATCHING THIS SAYING "i hate this guy *derp* im going to comment of how rubbish he is *nerdgasm*" GOOD GOD!!!

[hetrodoxly]

@MrP90master

I didn't realize how crap he was until i watched this video, your under the impression only good comments should be posted? or are you just an idiot with the humour of a 12 year old.

[MrP90master]

@hetrodoxly i am a 12 year old blatently

[TheAmimies]

@hetrodoxly So why are you watching one of his videos then?

[hetrodoxly]

@TheAmimies

Because you don't know how crap a comedian is until you watch him? i won't be watching another.

[007kash007]

i think hes not funny coz of his poor timing and over-acting. Most of 'his jokes' that make me laugh are about other objects .. none of his own material is funny.

[Joshnffc13]

didnt even find it funny



[ChartreuseDan]

Dunno about his best joke but very funny

[McBrideKirsty]

this one was good but my favourite was definitely when he said it could be worse, you could b a slug :P and i think that follows on from this joke :) i <3 russell howard

[JeffHardymadz7TNAWWE]

I'm reading comments and I have to restrain myself from raging. I don't see the point in people saying 'Russell Howard is crap' if he's crap or you don't like him, why are you watching one of his videos?

[JonathanBones]

@JeffHardymadz7TNAWWE To come on and say he's an unfunny cunt. It's cathartic to point out this ubiquitous spack is as entertaining as a prostate exam.

[JeffHardymadz7TNAWWE]

@JonathanBones If you don't like him, why come on and insult him, You're just giving his videos more views. I personally think he's hilarious, and I shall voice that.

[shumble32]

@JeffHardymadz7TNAWWE - fair question, deserves a fair answer.

I personally haven't seen Russell Howard on TV, but was browsing on YouTube and found this video and thought I'd check him out (alright by you so far?).

Then, because YouTube encourages the expression of opinion, though you may not see the point, I will now do so...

Russell Howard is not very funny

(sorry about your rage - but that really is your problem, not ours)

[JeffHardymadz7TNAWWE]

@shumble32 However, I think Russell Howard is HILARIOUS.

[shumble32]

@JeffHardymadz7TNAWWE - and I feel no rage at all when you say so

[JeffHardymadz7TNAWWE]

Can anyone tell me who's funnier than Russell Howard? Seriously, I can't think of anyone.

[bookl0ver]

i dont think hes funny so i'm gonna just leave his fans to it and watch comedians i like instead of going he's shit like pathetic haters do

[LunavilleHP]

it's funny the way you's all call him crap, if he is that crap, why would they give him his own programme? answer that one smart arse.

[ScarecrowHuggins]

@LunavilleHP They gave Lee Nelson his own show. Your argument is invalid.

[JeffHardymadz7TNAWWE]

@ScarecrowHuggins I like Lee Nelson's show. I'm immature :)

[shcnoozlebop]

I love just about everything he has to say about how uptight people are about how hard they've got it here. Lol

[zonnikka]

he is not even funny

[giggsa]

@zonnikka yes he is

[TokidokiDudette]

@bluemoonrising what cause your a fucking retard for reply to my comment ?

[Eriatha]

You're right. This is one of Russell Howard's best jokes. Luckily for him, it's not up against much competition.

[captinhazr]

That's not that funny

[nothuman100]

Everytime he says it i swear i hear him say " some people only have their willy bins.." lol

[hanachan131]

Don;t care what aother people think, I love Russell Howard and find him hilarious ^^

[yington]

@hanachan131

That's because you're a loser

[TokidokiDudette]

@RyanClough09 if you have a bad opinion on someone keep it to yourself blood!

[bluemoonrising26]

@TokidokiDudette

Blood? Are you fucking retarded?

[Dennischambers100000]

ThatElliottDude why dont give up now everyone hates you?

[islommer]

If so, he must be really shit.



[lol100101]

#firstworldproblems :D

[eprahsL]

I just hate his shouting.

[thecrookedman1]

More enthusiasm than humourous talent

[RyanClough09]

he's actually shit at life. id rather be dead then have him on tv

[ThatElliottDude]

@RyanClough09 He is on TV dickhead...so, looks you are gonna die.

[RyanClough09]

@ThatElliottDude WELL HOW FUCKING OBVIOUS. i never said he wasn't, its a phrase. like, i wouldn't be seen dead in it. its not meant to be taken literally, its just a figure of speech. what an actual tard.

[worldrocker3]

@RyanClough09 have you seen russell howards good news on bbc3 you dick?

[jamespg1993]

@RyanClough09 well he is on tv in fact has his own show yet ur still alive

[TrippyJellyfish]

What a witless shitcunt. Cock-eyed southern twat. Stewart Lee was right, this guy should do charity bike rides.

[Rohmanator]

@TrippyJellyfish Lol and the surpressed moron rides in with his cloak of prejudice and ignorance.. Stewart Lee would be funny if he used his brain instead of his asshole to do his comedy

[smpowis]

My starbucks coffee isn't milky enough - fuck first world problems.

[0incorporeal]

He's funny sometimes, but he's definitely one for 'the masses'. Some comedians are harder to 'get', and usually it really pays off to follow a long meandering joke because the punchline is so good. Kinda like an episode of Curb Your Enthusiasm; full of daft events that build up to sublime comedy perfection.

[swervert23]

"Best Joke Russell Howard Has Ever Told " and it still isn't funny, shit comedian

[Mega1234joe]

@swervert23 personally i didnt find this joke funny but he's not a shit commedian, some of his jokes are funny some are not

[valonno]

@swervert23 and ur better? stfu then

[notsurfsup]

Ricky Gervais is a bit like Russell Howard....only funny.

[connorsuperflyguy]

i love russle howard best comiedian ever!!!!!!!!!!!!!!



[14Rudderz14]

I do love Russell but come on now, best joke? i hate being a hater, but he's done so much better

[fucka95]

once you get over his weirdness hes fucking funny

[JonathanBones]

...that's his best joke? Jesus wept.

[JeffHardymadz7TNAWWE]

@JonathanBones I personally don't think it is. I reckone there are many better than this one.

[JeffHardymadz7TNAWWE]

@JeffHardymadz7TNAWWE *reckon

[HeavenLeighAngel01]

Laugh every-time I see this :)

[BabeWithBrains1994]

Everyone hating on Russell Howard needs to get off this vid. He is the funiest comedian I have seen, and thats opinion, so people who aren't big on Russell stick to Jimmy Carr and Lee Evans, just leave Russell Howard alone!

[TheGuruDev]

@BabeWithBrains1994 i don't like those two either...i'm more of a tommy cooper man

[david2k6murphy]

russell howards best joke... nd it was still shit

[simster97]

@david2k6murphy Haters gonna hate.

[B0mu]

I came here foolishly expecting a Russell Howard could tell a funny joke- I'm an idiot! Only funny stuff he's said (having watched all the Mock the Week, Live at the Apollo etc) is on his Good News show where he's been supplied funny pics/vidz from the net or had his jokes written by others!

[PurpleHair248]

HE IS AMAZING AND GORGEOUS AND OM NOM NOM NOM HIM :D

[inurxDreams]

i really like him, even though i like lots of comedians there are only 6 that make me laugh out loud and he is one of them, but having said that i didn't find this funny, but it's just a matter of opinion

[w33jonnybhoy]

naah the tetris bit is better

[matetotally]

is this really the best joke he's ever told?  oh dear

[TheDrSurgeon]

Meh I only find his stuff funny if I'm feeling in a really good mood, i suppose its just preference...

[ShrimpyBoy101]

@TheDrSurgeon man his stuff PUTS me in a good mood :L

[Alaurahpinder1990]

i agree with the uploader. this joke is my favourite. its so true as well xxxx

[Natulcien1992]

thanks to this I'm screaming sometimes, at random moments through the house: WHEELIEBINS

[N0striI]

what a shit comedian

[IxSyNiCaLx]

@N0striI ur fuckin shit u little prick

[KelseyTMB]

that,,,,,,was not funny!

[wowimbored11]

This was a shit copy ad it's a shit joke I like him he's OK but.. yeah shit

[cadh11]

its not all that funny... his best, maybe... that could be ranked as one of Jimmy Carr's or Frankie Boyle's worst jokes....

[amberliegh7]

luv him <3

[TheAfroThunder1]

I love Russell and he's hilarious, but anyone notice he re-uses alot of old material?

[89sweetsweet]

@TheAfroThunder1 every comedian does it. They do it in moderation so they can fill out their act. Plus they do it at different venues to different people, not at the same place to the same audience. It gives everyone a chance to see them at their best live.

[TheAfroThunder1]

@89sweetsweet Yeah, I know. I was just saying it, everone else was thinking it...

[iloverosslynch12]

i <3 russell howard.....u rock!!!!

[MrSlayer0126]

everything russell says is funny

[crouchforrest]

everyone hating on russell, why are you here... hes not the best comedian, but hes definitely good. He laughs at his jokes because he enjoys life, and loves his jokes. there is nothing wrong with that. but seriously, if you dont like him go away, no point in commenting if you are gonna be a prick

[Ahokafan101]

@crouchforrest he is sooooo the best comedian

[ShadowWolfofPack]

@crouchforrest Yes, there is a point. If balanced opinions weren't collected from both sides, you'd go around thinking everyone liked everything. Think a little, yeah?

[crouchforrest]

@ShadowWolfofPack I think the views and the likes and dislikes is plenty enough to tell who liked what. Comments really are only needed to A communicate to the poster a question or B answer a question about the video another person has asked, i really dont see why everyone has to have an opinion on every video they watch. if i watch a video, and i dont like it, i click a different video, not argue with everyone else who chose to go to that video

[ShadowWolfofPack]

@crouchforrest Then you're part of the problem. You're the reason the like/dislike bars aren't accurate. You're the reason Fred's popular.

[DarkOneRRp]

@ShadowWolfofPack LoL @ the concept of accurate like/dislike bars. You should be a comedian.

[crouchforrest]

@ShadowWolfofPack im the reason the like/dislike bar is inaccurate evn tho i said that "the views and the likes and dislikes is plenty enough to tell who liked what" i never said dont click the like or dislike bar. i said dont post hating comments. i was expecting a good response from you on my previous post, but i see i should not have.

[steve30toon]

Replace the word, 'Best' with, 'Only' and we might be getting somewhere!

[TazzyTazrick]

Best Russell Howard joke ever told: "Thank you, good night."

[jadepiggott]

noo russells funny every show

[TheWindowswiz1]

ye but it gets old when he says it in every gig he does....

[avatar43210]

@TheWindowswiz1 It's hard to come up with new material as you need to make sure it's actually funny, reason why alot of comedians use the same stuff for awhile.

[002sprinkles]

what does he say i cant hear him :/

[Zooooooeeee]

Yeah he's not that good, most of his jokes are dirty :(

[tacoyum6]

Can't understand him... Cause I'm friggin American

[astroboirap]

thats one more than russell kane

[taiskan]

1st world problems

[kkacwoopwoop]

I love this....

[misspuppylover1111]

@Bethwr like you could do any fucking better

[misspuppylover1111]

Im 10 and i love his jokes :)

[Clarestovold]

@misspuppylover1111 Is it weird that I said 'Aww' when I read your comment? XD

[uniquegirl98]

The only reason why sum people hate him is because they're a little slow when it comes to his jokes or they're under14

[zaptrollwen]

@uniquegirl98 I'm 13 and I understand most of his jokes.

[MrJimjah]

@uniquegirl98 that's a bit of a generalisation. Most people don't like him because of his immature style of comedy. Enjoying russell brand requires the mental age of someone under 14

[ilovecelebs9]

I went to see him live - he was brilliant

[chrisbaker91]

he like many comedians nowadays are better on panel shows then doing standup

[zombiebreach]

Shut up

[bethwr1]

Shittest comedian ever

[rocker4577]

This reinforces the fact I think he's never told a decent joke.

[louisgworld]

not the best joke hes ever told...

[DelTheBoy]

good observations but can he actually make a joke without laughing at it himself?

[flyingfantom]

that was from his dingledoodies tour =)

[MeganBronwyn]

@WeAllHateJollyRoger -

Are you for real.

[WeAllHateJollyRodger]

he is so shit

[misamoomin]

It's a good joke. And a good comedian. I just think that, as some of his older material, this has probably been improved upon. I mean, when Russell first did stand-up he repeated a lot of jokes (I've seen a few shows) but these days he concentrates more on trying not to do that. Kudos to him though :3

[JohnnyHatesVB]

watched it twice. cant find the funny bit. is it the bit when the audience are making noises?

[MullenMagician]

On ITV2 (I'm A Celebrity Get Me Out A Here's Spin-Off Show), Russell Kane Recited this very joke with the accent and I knew I heard the joke somewhere but just couldn't think of were! But unlucky Russell Kane, Russell Howard is popular and I like Russell Kane it's just it pisses me off that on tv certain comedians steal jokes that have been aired on tv and get the credit !!!!!

[StoneageDinosaurs]

When does he tell the joke?

[FannySMUDGE]

He really is not a very funny person at all.

[FannySMUDGE]

@MagePerform YEs it is a matter of opinion, and I gave mine.

[MagePerform]

@FannySMUDGE I didn;t say you never lol? I was just saying...

[MagePerform]

@FannySMUDGE Coming from the person with the name, "FannySMUDGE"?

[FannySMUDGE]

@MagePerform Not sure how my user name is a factor?

[octoberrust85]

Pissweasel.

To be fair, that is his best bit.

[JackyRowe]

He's an arrogant git who's good enough only for ITV - It's a very ITV sense of humour, loud brash, content of joke actually not funny at all...

[FootyRuleszYepp]

@JackyRowe funny because he's on BBC3, nob.

[JackyRowe]

@FootyRuleszYepp So has Lee Nelson.

[sk8teitdude]

@FootyRuleszYepp and ur on what show? what channel? at least he has a life unlike u

[xTwiisstt]

@JackyRowe BBC you stupid twat.

[MiserableSht]

This is not the best joke, the ones he tell on good news are better

[Gryph31]

Serious comments YouTube GlooBoob

[TheGuruDev]

russell howard is an unfunny person...end quote

[sophieheartsmcfly]

@TheGuruDev You didn't start a quote.

[Imixred]

i dont get it... loud = funny??? /shrug

[canthavteee]

Not funny in any any this prat

[youtuberob]

@canthavteee

Learnt to talk properly, dont have a fucking clue what you're attempting to say...

[Gryph31]

@youtuberob "not funny in any way this prat" ta dah x]

[iCrazyBitch1]

press 1 to hear russel orgasm



[ishotthesherifswife]

i hate comments spoiling joke, get rid of them!

[NazishDiPetrova]

I get my wheelie bin emptied every fortnight. Lmfao

[xXGoLdEn8BoYXx]

he is so fit!

"Good news" is alright because he has topical global material to work with but as a stand-up hes just short of the mark .