MVN's Guide to Dating MVN

[luserjoe]

A guide to dating luserjoe: Talk, don't shout! ;-)

[QwerbGhytr]

Come baby Russian ladies **leefoxnow.info**

[Achelouz]

No.9 is orgasmic. i almost came.

[BozoGates]

did she say San Jose

[shizmo007]

wow. what cool videos you have. and so informative. lets meet and make videos. sometimes i go to the showcases at pl on sundays. maybe i'll see you there again. or just holla at a dude =) cheers!

[maryvannotes]

YES! Let's do it!

[abacinate]

No.16 + 17+ true!

[iwhisperwolf]

Could I ask you to shave MY back?

[steven19799]

dont worry i dont think your hot at all. youve got OK tits i suppose but thats about it.

[XxExoNine]

sarah silverWHO? this girl is WAAAY BETTER than her... Sarah is funny, but Mary is just perfect hahaha

Great video.. Btw, Patton Oswald is fucking hilarious... My favorite jokes from him are his POS, steak house, and guy whos fave fell off jokes haha

Oh and Zach Galifianakis the BEST!

[royceicon]

nice zine. I dig bukowski, but i'm not him..

[silencekid999]

you are one of the most hilarious people i've ever watched.

[Sandjiggie]

Dear Mary Van Note, if we weren't on opposite sides of the country, I would pursue you with the furvor of a thousand suns.

[jjsch1992]

I'm not gonna lie, this is SO stupid and immature.

[clevis9155]

I like this one.

and alot people dont understand Bukowski.

I love that bastard.

[corbygordo]

I hate Bukowski.

[holbieone]

too many rules

[astroxzombiexlove]

You're so cute d:

[reinengel]

I liked the Sarah Silverman act better when Sarah Silverman did it.

[cheeseismurder]

I Love Mary. Brilliant and hilarious. Too bad I do remember the "Wheres the beef" commercial, but I think I was about 5 or 6...does that count?

[MightyFil]

Mary Van Note is THE BEST!!! :D You go girl!!!

[nativesun]

I LOVE this woman!!!

[imnickim]

wowza

[Torch3r]

ah, #16 was the no-no. edit.

[Torch3r]

rofl, fucksakes, you're brilliant and quite viscerally disjointed, yet jointed, at the same time.

[mingevader]

AAA. you don't the remember the where's the beef commercial!

[supameafool011]

lol great job keep it up.

[analcarbomb]

HAHA WHY IS THIS GUYS HAIR SO LONG???

[mecgrunger]

ho my goshhh you are soooooooooooooooooooo funny!!!!!!! goshhhhhhhhhhhhh

[ParisHOnVics]

Why, I'd take you to Pasta Pomodoro!

[jorgbaits]

you are nauseating.

[GrandAdmiralC]

But... what if I stalkerishly hunt down your number on my own? Doesn't that also mean you probably want to talk to me?

Mary Van Note, you are my hero.

[mystic47ey]

you are so hot, please can i get ur number, god i fer real your so hot!!!!

[ilikefox34]

i concur...

[yllib3]

You are annoying and that is why men dont want to fuck you

[paulstang]

Funny... I guess most of it really applies to most women.

[thesushibandit]

Your brilliant!! If I was still doing stand-up I would hate to follow you.. cause you kill!! (and i didnt) :D

[TheHoustonKid]

lol... "this scene makes me look like I have standards... but ... I dont..."

lol

[unchienandalouz]

this one made me feel good.

[TheTot]

"#6: Be somewhat near my age, please!"

Oh my god, I lost it laughing. Really great, original comedy. Love your style, you're really funny. I think most of it is how you say it, it's just hilarious. I bet you'd be a blast you hang out with.

[BrainCandy11]

I'm too much of a nihilist to be passionate about anything,but this made me laugh.

[shreddez]

This video gave me heartburn.

[syse07]

dang ur funny lol

[FUNKYCUPID]

you are sssooo freakin funny am in tears here oh my god! funnay!!

[mesmerizeme]

any chance of a fuck mary?

[gnrdude]

Well I think your Cute & your roughly my age I'd Deffinately go out with you, to bad your 1500miles away :{

[BrettAlexanderTaylor]

Ahh yeah?!?! Cool???

[SarahMJJ]

Very lame.

[RimJome]

Are you for the softening of men? Are you advocating the demolition of masculinity? If so why? Why is there such a huge war on the man who likes to fish, drink and fuck? Why can't I say "broad" without numerous accusations of insensitivity? How can it possibly be beneficial for women to have a bunch of sexless, whiny metrosexuals running around?

[maryvannotes]

I'm not at all for the "demolition of masculinity." Where did you get THAT from???

[RimJome]

Well I read a quote from a previous response to a comment along the lines of "archaic stereotypes men have placed on women throughout time." Granted, men have a tendency to judge women (comedians especially) on appearances. The problem is like you said, "these are actual quotes." These women had a choice and it always comes back to personal responsibility.

[maryvannotes]

The Vargas girls were not actual women. They were illustrations of women. The quotes were the captions to these drawings. And archaic stereotypes of women have nothing to do with the "demolition of masculinity" unless you're one of those guys that need to put women down to feel more manly.

[RimJome]

Not at all, and I'm sorry to have jumped to conclusions, but all too often the exhaltation of women is directly coorilated to the blaming and berating of men.

[maryvannotes]

You should read "Stiffed: Betrayal of the American Male by Susan Faludi" you'd dig it.

[RimJome]

HAHA I was about to suggest you reference the EXACT same thing!

[Nellersz]

Mary, teach me how to be a suicide girl. You're really good @ it! lol

[maryvannotes]

it starts with tattoos... preferably sailor tatoos... then move to lip piercings.. .the more the merrier. And then you must have dyed funky hair... preferably pitch black with a magenta pink overlay type thing goin' on. more tips available in Vol. 2!!

[ThorenLogic]

ROFL

[perthomas]

Why dont you wanna date Bukowski fans??

[maryvannotes]

fans of his usually romanticize and glorify self-destruction.

[perthomas]

OK,you are right,but thats often "wanabee Bukowski's"...

We are a few who actually reads his books without wanting to shit in our pants...

I love this video,now,the first time I saw it you scared me!!! "Things aint what they use to bee".

[myveryownme]

That was hilarious. Nice job. =)

[Gehile]

Geeze Mary, you are so hot and delicious we should make out and then have sex... Sorry I didn't call you but I was fishing and hunting in the woods, and I am having an afair with my rifle so I doubt we can continue this sham... :(. O_O

[maryvannotes]

HA ha!!!  awesome.

[bumpacius]

I like it. I'm uncircumcised, and I'm ok.

[blueyoda]

wow you're hot wanna have sex?

[maryvannotes]

ha ha

[filmglee]

Funny. Standards are overrated.

[3101010]

lol

[zilchnerd]

Super funny. Welcome to vlogging.

[raandrace]

Man its like your talking about me! I will work on my moves.

[kidblood1]

Man its like your talking about me! I will work on my moves.

[maryvannotes]

yup, get to work!

[johnnysmooth]

Damn. I remember Where's the Beef commercials.