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  • And now it's proven! It's true! It's worse for men! Halleluuuujah!

  • i have man flu right now. i dont know if i will make it through the day. but clips like this and joes story on "man flu - the truth" are giving me hope. can someone go the shop for me please...?

  • I've got man-flu, caught it from giving my mate a man-hug down at man-trap, he wanted to show me his new man-bag. I told him to man-up.  Man-love !.

  • Search youtube for "man flu - the truth"

  • man flu?

    really girls really.

    like i know most men are like that but still come on. man flu?:[

  • SO WHAT DO HERMAPHRODITES SUFFER FROM? MANFLU X CRAMPS/PMS?

    THAT'S JUST PLAIN SCARY TO THINK OF AIN' IT?...

  • i have man flu now :( can someone please bring me soup?

  • I think the reason for men seemingly having a "worse" cold\flu than a women has more or less to do with our brain differences. Women never stop thinking and their brains are going in too many directions at once, they don't focus as much on how much pain they are in. Men on the other hand, with our single-task oriented brains just heavily focus on the pain, and we feel worse. Men perform single tasks much better than women, and women multi task much better than men. SCIENCE BITCHES!

  • @Weezer220 Studies done show Manflu is real because men build up all the stress form work etc and as men generally dont let their emotions out as much as women do all of their negative feeling accumulates and releases when they get something like a cold, making it seem worse than it is

  • im a girl with the man flu D:

  • SKY NEWS: 'man flu' is not a myth, scientists say.

    You hear that ladies? Now stick your period pains and child birth up your arse and hand me a lemsip.

    

  • @lizardfuel9 Sky news? You're 'avin' a larf ain't ya? ; p

  • I've come down with a man cold today and it is rough. Women just don't understand. All they want to talk about are cramps. awww back to the brandy before I die.

  • bahahah! yeah well lets see those parameds come when i have my woman cramps! now THOSE are deadly.

  • I'm a man and I won't go down like that. Flu-Killer is here.

  • Goodness I feel for my fellow man. I had a hurty finger and a man cold at the same time :)

  • noo:( i have one nowww didnt know what it was till i googled it damn my mum a aint like that

  • thumbs up if you're suffering from man flu right now!

  • serious stuff that....wimmin just don't understand

  • It's Ed, from Shawn of the Dead!

  • Poor guy

  • Im a man and I had swine flu - by these standards I should have been in a five star hotel being pampered by Victoria's Secret models.

  • this is sum very serious sht!!

  • lol they get better, this is it @london2110 but i thought of you again when i saw this,hope your better soon :)

  • is this off a tv programme? if it is does any1 know what the programme was called?

  • the probability of surviving man flu are 1,000,000 to 1... things dont look good for us men...

  • i want some soup and I want to watch cbeebies hahah!

  • "have you not heard of lemsip"

  • This makes me feel better... was suffering the flu in the same house as a poor man suffering from MANFLU.

    lmao

  • ALWAYS THE WOMENS FAULT!!!!

  • @JKoscheck yh bitches,stay in the kitchen

  • Hahaha i love Nick Frost, he is just so awesome!!

  • One of the reasons I dumped my pathetic ex (yes, I know you're offended, gentlemen) is because he got so pathetic about simple colds!! He would actually throw up if he caought a cold!  Boo-hoo!!! And you boys say women are whiney?!!

  • @elteescat - OFFENDED!! don't stand in a strong draught lady all those tickets will blow away...im sure he's better off without you...you sound like just a tone of fun to be with! Ending a relationship based on, even in a small way, some whiney behaviour that could only happen once, maybe twice a year sounds very typically women-like irrational ! enjoy your life of solitude love after ending all your relationships over insignicant silly reasons....

  • @Drewski0411 Told you you'd be offended. Tipically man-like whining! LOL Who said once or twice per year? How about every other month and whining when he stubbed his toe or any little thing? Like all typical men. Maybe solitude is preferable to having a crybaby idiot in my hair all day? Call it irrational if you want. Men and women are polar opposites!

  • @elteescat - so bitter!! if we could all be perfect like you the world would be just a peachy place..right? hope you find peace....fundamental exceptance of others, including their flaws will help you come to terms with it!

  • @Drewski0411 Who said I'm bitter? You're the one freaking out here! There's no law saying a woman has to put up with excessive childish whining if she chooses not to. This isn't the dark ages and I'm not required to be at the beck and call of any pathetic, sniveling whiner!! And I never said I'm perfect, but EVERY one knows that we women are more intellegent, more tallented, and ultimately stronger than "men".

  • @elteescat - so bitter!! Who? I think anyone reading this will get the same impression i have... Have a spectacular life, i wish you all the best!

  • @Drewski0411 I wish you the best as well, however I'm not bitter at all and I've been delited to share this conversation with you! :D Cheers!

  • Yeah, I think us men feel the effects of a cold more as we're naturally stronger - therefore the symptoms of weakness make us feel dramatically different than if a woman had a cold.

  • @BlueVane lol 'naturally stronger'. Suure.

  • Can't say I've ever felt my colds are worse than any women in my life and I usually just wrap up really warm and sweat it out or, if it is really bad, take 24 hours of complete rest, lots of vit. C and I'm usually OK by the following day.

    I know this was just a joke but I do sometimes get a bit irritated when men are genuinely stereotyped like this.

    Anyway, as a sketch show, I thought it was a bit obvious / too clichéd to be honest. :P

  • Actually, I do remember some science article saying they found that men really do experience worse colds than women - probably because men have a less efficient immune system, or because of more stress, or whatever, but I don't know how much I'd go along with that.

  • Showed hubby and his comment was "ohhhh Im not that bad am I"" are you joking me?

  • We've got a man with a hurty knee!

  • Man flu is only good if you have a woman to blackmail with it.

  • oh sooooooooo awesome!! Thanks so much for posting:) I'm having one of those days--except I'm the one that's sick and my hubby's like, "what's wrong with you, anyway??"

  • So true.

    Bless their cottons.

  • I want some soup and I want to watch CBeebies! ha ha. Classic.

  • Ha ha, but I still manage to function fairly well when I've got the lurgy.

  • Nick Frost is a legend.

  • The silly thing is, this is true for some men...some men will suck it up and get on with things but others just act like 2 year olds...love this sketch! So good!

  • LOVE IT

  • I HAVE A MAN COLD

  • What does the paramedic say at the very end?

  • he says have you not heard of lemsip

  • @hilux188 Yeah it was a Tv Commercial for LemSip

  • @Smblume, Lemsip is a cold remedy in the UK

  • Never heard of lemsip?

  • @Smblume 'We've got a man in Cantwell Ave with a hurty knee'

  • @Smblume He says 'We've got a man in Cantwell Ave with a hurty knee' :)

  • Poor guy! I feel his pain!!!!!!!!

  • I currently have man flu - and it's about 3 times a worse feeling than when I broke my collarbone over summer!

  • Ah, the common cold. Man's only weakness.

  • Im clearly doing something wrong. I have man flu, but the more attention, love and sympathy i try to squeeze out of every women who shows just a little bit of interest to my condition, the more they tell me off. Ladies... you can be quite cruel sometimes :-(

  • they just dont understand man lol

  • They really dont mate. Not one little bit lol

  • @hilux188 

  • ok ladies and gentlemen we have a winner lolololololol someone get this man soup ....stat

  • LOL! Id take the bell to work with me and switch of the electric and gas as I left the house, just to see what state he was in when I got back! hahahahahaha!

  • too true

  • why

  • Some reasons are that it was rushed, contains toxins like mercury, its suspected of causing a range of adverse effects, 1976 swine flu vaccinations led to hundreds of people developing Guillan-Barre syndrome, and the companies that made the current vaccine have been given legal immunity from any liability.

  • meh. tl;dr. id rather have a day off anyway

  • Haha!

  • oh please. try giving birth, having menopause, or living with a period for 40 yrs! :P

  • only if you try living with someone who has given birth, had menopause, and has pmt every four weeks until they grow a moustash and chest hair better than tom jones lol :-)

  • than their superficial and not worth my time.

  • Piece of piss. Besides you have multiples. ;-)

  • piece of piss my ass. lets see you try it then.

  • multiples lololololololololol :-D

  • Until you develop male genitalia and have been hit square in the nuts, you will not know what true pain is! :P

  • What about giving birth?

  • oh my god thats it im burning my bra lol "" new vid pending man boob bra burning """"

  • While I do genuinely sympathise with your point about your nuts, imagine having that same level of intense pain every 2 minutes for about 36 hours and then you might understand child birth. Luckily women do have a higher pain threshold because if men had to birth the children ... the human race would die off ... really I'm being serious. :)

  • That's impossible to tell. I'm assuming you're a woman, in which case you will never know what it's like to be hit in the nuts; if you're male, then you, like myself, will never know what childbirth feels like. Therefore you cannot say a man can't handle childbirth, nor can you know what hurts more. From observations, childbirth looks more like a continuous pain, but a strike to the nuts looks like sheer agony. I'm not saying it's not painful, I just believe childbirth's overexaggerated.

  • C-sections are not an easier option, I can tell you. I've done it twice and it's a major surgery, cutting seven layers of your tummy to pull out the little cute parasite of yours. (I do love my kids buy that's what I used to call them while I was pregnant. :D) It takes much longer to heal as well. Apparently, women forget the pain so that they have more babies but I still remember. Vividly- so never again!!!

  • so true haha but woman have a bigger pain threshold...

  • Oh please try stubbing your little toe!

  • lololololol

  • LOL!

  • you didnt come so il called 999... LOL

  • the trick is to milk it for as long as possable lol! make sure the misses panders to your every whim ha ha !

  • It's not just physical. it destroys the spirits of all men who come under this horrible disease and sucks the life energy from us. I commend his wife for being as brave as she is to care for him while he he suffers.

  • I'm aching all over, it hurts, I need nursing

  • Outstanding! So true!!! Man flu is worst the the swine flu

  • i feel sorry for the chick

    <3

  • I honestly think us women couldn't cope with man flu.

  • Nope.

  • In Catscan93's defense: I've passed 3 kidney stones and they say it's the equivalent of giving birth.

    I'll take a kick in the nuts any day over that pain.

  • It's not possible to compare the two pains.

  • A brave, brave man. To put up with Man Flu.

  • hahaha so true.

    can you imagine if men had periods!!

  • i'd rather no to be honest lol

  • Don't even joke about that. The cold is bad enough!

  • totally true!

  • AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA­AAAAAA !

    Brilliant, just brilliant!

    and so true -.-

  • you just dont think do u? i dialed 999

    poor little bunny

  • what in the world was that?

  • hahaha that's classic :-) its so true too lol

  • My boyfriend and I laugh at this one all the time because it's so true!

  • awaawaawaa have you not heard o' Lemsip?

    LOL!

  • 1:07...hahaha

  • whats the girl's name?

  • .....

    I would give my girlfriend permission to castrate me if I ever did anything like that.

  • he's infected by H1N1 flu... =D

  • ROTFLMAO

  • LMFAO worth watching haahaha

  • Too right. First time i got a week long man-flu I thought I was gonna die.

  • dude this guy's got bigger problems....

    he's a zombie in shaun's back garden.

  • haha this is so funny, i've got a cold now and a cough and i act like that lmao.

  • No it's just simply a quite accurate portrayal of man colds :D

  • it really is!!

    my partner was like that when i was in labour he slept half of the way through it

  • Tee hee... what, no cure?!

  • "and I wanna watch CBeebies" quality

  • mamama have you not heard of lemsip?!lmfao!

  • nice

  • Lol.. that's what I'm like when I'm sick..

    But apparently I can't be like that because I'm not a man XD

  • geez finally someone recognises the struggle a man has when he's ill

    all i can say bout this is

    ABOUT TIME

    we as men have been suffering for to long

  • LMAO! I know how he feels.

    Moving is a huge effort, lol.

    My head just starts swimming in circles.

    Ha Ha !! Great clip

  • man FLU i cnt believe it

    good little bunny

  • genius! havnt you ever heard of lemsip?

  • Hahaha! Yep :D

  • Poor little bunny lol

  • LMAO soooo true!

  • Lol aww poor little bunny

  • Lol, Nick Frost is awesome.

  • this is funny!!! my medic friend had it the other day.. and it is sooo true!!

  • haha - this is so funny! we watched it at uni as part of my nurse training! MAN FLU pffft

  • Hahahaha :)

    This is so funny.

  • I am going to send this to all the single woman I know, the result ... they never will marry and move in with a man. So men can look after each other when they are sick. ( Mind you..... I am sure the nursing won't work out after 2 day's ) the sick poor man is left to look after himself. )

  • I have flu so badly right now, and this has cheered me up somewhat :

  • i feel like this guy right now oh the pain! im guna die!!!!

  • You have my sympathy mate.... I think I'm coming down with it.... not good! We need looking after when it happens - if a finger falls off, no worries - we'll sellotape it back on - but the common cold is not commong it's MAN FLU!!!

  • i had man flu other day =[

  • i have man flu

  • my man was having a man flu and i thought he was just exagerating it.. i don't really understand it when he said that he's got a man flu... it annoys me so much... coz it seems like i have to stay beside him and watch him all the time.. OMG!

  • omggg lmao!!!!!!

  • oh crap i actually have man flu i have the phone tho

  • lol

  • LOL

  • if only women understood.............

  • Mwaha!

    Funniest thing I've heard on the Jeremy Vine show... even funnier than people screaming down the phone at one another about beavers.

  • :L:L:L

  • HEY JEREMY VINE!

  • fark, jeremy vine sent me too...this is sad

  • i have man flu i neeed helpppp LAUUuuuurraaaa

  • uh this was posted by a man wasn't it?..cuz a cold and flu are extrememly different. and this went from being a man cold to a man flu...

    LOL

  • Radio 2 here.

  • women just dont understand

  • thanks mr vine..my man has man flu and a bell..and i have a lemsip..

  • top trumps to bbc radio2 jeremy vine ... look women what we have to go thru ...

  • wooohooo,, Radio 2 is ace .. Hi Jezza Vine

  • Hey jeremy vine

  • Nick Frost ftw.

  • yeah! women, give men some love!

  • I have da man flu now

    i need some soup

    maybe i should call 999

  • Don't you dare! ;o)

  • You didnt come so i called 999 Lmao XD

  • Haven't you heard of lemsip pmsl

    Great stuff

  • That blokes face when after she said 'I've got a cold too'

    Aaaa hahaha! Man flu is dangerous stuff, even worse than bird flu. Women need to realise this could spark a major pandemic if the right care is not given. :-D

    Hurty knee lol!

    Great vid!

  • i've just got over man flu the video is right on!!

  • im at early stage of man flu riyt now n this is so true , wen will women understand the seriousness of man flu

  • rofl my science teacher told me to watch this XD