Sonichu - Episode 20! The Audiobook! "CWC-Defense" Part 1!

[smile221]

I love how he added the christopher and the ricardo to identify himself as if liquid chris wouldnt just be able to copy that part of his name too

[Mikelumpkin]

wait a second if angel is suppose to be a christian shoudnt she be married before she gets in a bed with somone?

[Mikelumpkin]

@Mikelumpkin sorry angelica not angel

[Sabocalypse]

hahaha he's really trying his best to show off his characters in his comicbook are straight,

they all lay in a bed with a female sonichu and you see sonichu staring at rosechu's ass.

nice chris lol

[pochopaz7381]

Wasnt wes-isley with chris-chan?

[legomovieman94]

Did anyone else notice that Sonichu and Rosechu's cars are made out of freaking LEGO?

[ViciousMaiden]

"I respect homosexuals as equals but they're WRONG AND I WANT NOTHING TO DO WITH THEM!!!11"

Okay.

[MajGenAtlas]

Goddamn, thank christ he is going to jail



[Noisemaze]

@MajGenAtlas Should someone mail the Sonichu comics to the prosecution to use as evidence?

[KNP192]

Did he HAVE to draw a cameltoe on Silvana?

[linkandluigi56]

@KNP192 It makes no sense in the first place. I mean, wasn't the whole point of the character was that she is a dickgirl?

[tehMuffinMan100]

lol wtf he starts talking about how a few homosexual fans out of nowhere, then starts talking about how we should accept them. THEN HE FUCKING BURSTS INTO FLAMES AND STARTS RANTING ABOUT THEM? WHAT THE FUCK LOL

[asukafan133]

ANAL LUBE LOL I was rolling XD

[XIIIBAER]

"I will help you fight the good fight."

So is like Rosechu fucking Three Dog or something?

[Kitsunefan9]

Why didn't you use sitcom tracts for every audiobook, shit was so funny

[NyxFTW]

Knowing the lyrics of 'It's OK to Be Gay', doesn't mean I'm gay.

...okay, maybe a LITTLE gay.

[TAXEXEMPTION]

oh chris, just admit to being gay already.

[Jetblast01]

6:22 LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLO­LOL!!! Guess he was serious.

[NommieSen]

NEH, SONICHU!!!!!!!!!!

[HyrAyl]

Notice how Silvana gets a camel toe shot even though she has a penis.

[leeham991]

THe level of camel toes in this video has killed the muscles that prevents me from vomiting after eatng. .

[MewYuki23]

Of course. I'd obviously like to read a comic book that glosses over fight scenes very briefly but spend several pages ranting on homosexuality. This must be the worst offender of Real Life Writes The Plot ever.

2:35 That is probably the second best line that Deth has come up with. First obviously being "Reaching deep into his anus..."

[SlashFirestorm]

Punchy got drunk and woke up in bed with a sheep?

OH DEAR

[mxc82]

Does he know that just because someone is gay doesn't mean that he/she never dated someone of the opposite sex before? I know this because I met a gay guy who dated women before.

[SirRobertDole2]

"Overcome with lust, he begins to masturbate furiously."

best line.

[Zoroark50]

Goodness knows Chris needs all the fans he can get. So why is he being so finicky about his fans?

[EpischesRohr]

WOOO MANOWAR \m/

[DrakeDarkHunter]

@EpischesRohr

Manowar can make anything manly and epic...

[NightHedgehog]

Does Chris not know that there are people who aren't gay that are okay with gay people?

[leeham991]

@NightHedgehog

I flirt with everyone, but I only like girls. What does that mean?

[sexhaie]

1:00 (i'm so sorry for doing this but) BLAME IT ON THE A-A-A-AL-AL-COHOL.

[evfan13]

wait who the f*** is walter grisby?

[Rahnzakh]

wait. I thought silvana has a dick. how can she have camel toe?? goddamn chris it's one thing to be so pervy, but at least be consistent ffs

[MRWWAYSS]

Why is that i keep mishearing the narration as "I WANT TO GO TO THE FUNNY FARM, DADDY. I WANT TO RIDE JUMPING ROCKS!"

Vivian, you sure you have another narrator ready in case?

[Athils]

Yeah, sure Chris. It's *so* much easier being transsexual than gay, and all it takes is to go up to one surgeon and say "one painful gender change operation please," right? It jives better with Christianity, too, right? I wonder why it isn't more popular...

[Athils]

Wait...

I wasn't looking at the text when the narrator said something like "Retardo" somewhere in CWC's name dump.

[WizardLock]

My ex actually acted just like Rosechu. It's rare, I know, but it happens.

[spoiler]And I loved every seconds of it.[/spoiler]

[leeham991]

OMFG camel toes. D:

[thereaIblackcerberus]

"Misterstood"

Freudian slip?

[HaggisMcCrablice]

More cameltoes in the first two minutes than an Arab caravan.

2:43--"wiping the blood"...Wait, did I miss something?

Maybe the explosions were overhead, like sonic booms...still, what about cracked windows and falling debris?

[MewYuki23]

"Ugh, how much did I have again?" Then again, even if you were a hedgehog like Sonichu, you'd need to be drunk before even wanting to have sex with any of them.

[sexhaie]

a gender change chris? thats also considered being gay you retard lolol

[sexhaie]

"we respect all our fucking, sinning, demonic, horid, unclean, disgusting, inhuman, buttfucking homosexual fans and respect their choices.... even if its not right and perverted but we still care about them.... fuckers..." ~ chris chan's view on his homosexual fanbase.

[Zoroark50]

Dethchemist is made of win. That comment about Sonichu masturbating caused me to fall out of my chair.

[FFS1NICO]

the only comic who has fanart beter than the actual stuff.

[DudeInTheYankeesHat]

6:19 chris is a homo for writing that.

[Ohflipsnap]

6:34 was that bitch even listening?

[SilvarusLupus]

So Sonichu finally shows up again....to have a gigantic tardrage about homosexuals.

XD

[Jesterclown17]

Sonichu: I was greeted by fans, telling me how much they worship me again... But... those homos... those FUCKING QUEERS HAD THE NERVE TO... TO... LIKE ME!FUCK THEM THOSE SATANIC BEASTS OF HELL!!! HOW DARE THEY BREATH THE SAME AIR WE BREATH! GAAAAAAAAAAHHHH!

Rosechu: Aww... I'm so sorry you had to go through such trauma... you are such a wonderful, thoughtful, and courageous being. Let us go and have sex to prove are truth and honesty!

Didn't you know? Normal people act like that.

[NimrodAlert]

1:12

cameltoe

[Krbyfan1]

When I hear deth act out that Sonichu rant, I somehow imagine Chris video logging himself saying it.

Is that bad?

[boitahaki]

LOL SONICHU SITCOM

5:10 Rosechu is not amazed

[DemonicRemption]

You wanna know what I love about watching this audio book series? It's preparing me for that time when I once again fall in love, as I am learning how NOT to interact with a woman... Thank you Chris for showing me all the things I need to avoid doing if I want to maintain a happy healthy relationship.

[Arcadiariseing]

Chris just loves playing God in this comic.

[TheMechanic9000]

if Chris would just take the time to draw with pencil, his percentage of readability would rise all the way up to -5%!

[videogamenostalgia]

God, that man is so far in the closet, he's practically in Narnia...

[Xunkun]

2:47 - Laaaaaaaaaaaaaaaawlzzzoorrrr~

3:27 - Bawww, chris is upset.

5:20 - The whole time, Roseachu was doing a line of coke off her finger.

5:36 - Hee hee hee! Ahh, this narrator's great~

7:50 - Come out to plaaaaAAAiiiiiaaaaayyyyyy~

[mandioaddie]

best narrator in the history of evar. :l

[Neotails8762]

7:11

Childre--waitWHAT I skipped the RAEG segment

[Bleachfanoftheyear]

MANOWWAAR. You vivian wins it

[GoldenLanternStudios]

What does Chris-Chan think about Bisexuals?

Also I like Rosechu's bored look on her face like she's used to Sonichu's ranting

[Hidole555]

FUCK YEAH!! MANOWAR FTW! I don't care if it's used in a shitty comic, it's FUCKING MANOWAR!!!!!

[paladinsjt]

So, is Ms. Label a beard for Mr. Stood or are they a legitimate couple? They both get mentioned in the nohomorant, but there is, as usual, no character development.

[whistleforthebigcash]

@paladinsjt I smell a spinoff comic. The Adventures of Miss Label and Mister Stood.

[Happynuke]

Oh God I can't breathe XD XD XD

[fman40000]

Sonichu comics make warrior number1 look almost decent in comparison.

[SOSHaruhi101]

...I think Chris is a perfect example of how people thought in the 1600's...

[SlashFirestorm]

"We totally respect homosexuals as equals, although we are straight."

Oh Chris, I'm glad to hear you changed your mind about---

"BUT SERIOUSLY THOSE HOMOS MAKE ME SO FURIOUS"

Sigh.

[FoxTrotPenguin]

What is the song at the beginning? I just can't remember the name

[CaseHa]

We respect the gays as equals......WE PROMOTE BEING STRAIGHT NO QUESTION OR SHADOW OF A DOUBT, nice chris...just nice

[kirihito1]

Rosechu is what chris wants in a wife...so...he's a furry?

[TheWickedSmile]

ALL HAIL MR. STOOD!

[NinjaMonster]

@ 5:42 Sonichu makes the world's lamest pair of werewolf hands.

[WillisDCade]

I RATHER HAVE A GENDER OPERATION THEN BE A HOMO!!!!! *dj scratch noise*

[Kellox17]

lmao i love how Sonichu and Chris chan are talking about that they respect homosexuals are respected fans, and right after they get huge offensive when they are being talked about being gay then calling refering them to homo's and say they promite being straight yeah Chris chan noo offensive there

[theshak06]

soooooo funny

[blueboy093]

chris doesnt like homos unless they help him in some way. also i hate how chris thinks being homosexual is a choice, it isnt. seriously i wish chris would just get it into his fucking head. im not gay but i dont go around yelling "IM STRAIGHT!"

[Taogamer]

I like the how the camera pans down to rosechu's groin at 6:48

[mordredt02]

"haven't they only gone out for like...one date?"

That's just how good CWCville's dated date-ed classes are.

[poopskinTheLiar]

HAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Rose didn't mention her (nonexistant) personality

[MEXiCan8890]

WARRIORS

[GreatNegus]

4:08- Sonichu's chargin' his hadouken

[blueboy093]

you have to wonder what chris thinks about bi sexuals, they are gay in a way but they are also straight.

[NoxVulpes]

@blueboy093 I don't think he realizes that there are such a thing as bisexuals. He assumes you either like the other gender or your own.

[blueboy093]

@NoxVulpes I wouldn't it past him to think that.

[ElSingario]

@blueboy093 If he does have an opinion on them, it probably makes no sense.

[Delta4845]

I can't wait until he comes out of the closet

[battybuddy]

You know, Mr. Stood sould totally hook up with Miss LaBeled. XD

[RingLight1]

Oh no! Who will save MisterStood from the Homosexuals D:

[Fronzel41]

I can no longer listen to Sex Bomb without laughing.

[douboymk2]

simonlas dead now lol

[camiblack1]

Methinks the intrusivve "narrator" doth protest too much.

[Hells666singer]

I finally figured out why the clothes in the dryer are blood-stained...

Rosechu put the kids in there.

Parent of the year folks!

[mybruisedarm]

"Wiping the blood from her clothes on to her dress"

Love you deth. :D

[SlashFirestorm]

God I love the narrator's subtle comments that indicate just how much he hates this.

[Chef033]

"Overcome with total lust, he begins to masturbate furiously."

"The pots shatter, and the bottle spills anal lubricant all over the floor."

Dethchemist owns.

[Sketchodie]

...Isn't having sex in a church sacreligious?

Christian is a Christian in name only.

[Hells666singer]

I downright love Rosechu's "I don't care" expression.

Seriously, if you're straight then good for you; there's no need to cry and whine like a diaper baby the moment someone makes a few gay jokes about you.

Although, I'm not fully convinced about Chris...simply because 8 times out of 10 a homophobe is either gay-curious, or bi-curious and in serious denial.

Or just immature.

[howiloggedin]

TL;DR -> Sonichu (read: Chris) defending himself against allegations of being gay for a full 4 pages (read: almost the whole damn comic issue, again).

[SuperMissleMastar]

My girlfriend would laugh straight into my face if I raged about being called a homo instead of having sex with me. Chris totally understands how women work,in anime.

I'm making way to many comments here,don't I?

[SuperMissleMastar]

@ 1:30

OH GOD! MY EYES! I CANNOT UNSEE!

[SuperMissleMastar]

I want to do an Angel\Hedgehog\Pikachu hybrid in church too! That blue Sneasel like thing is soo lucky!

[TatsunoKoori]

I swear, Chris has some truely screwed-up morals, as well as art. And why must he persist on telling everyone that he is straight?

[DrLinoone]

what's wrong with their eyes most of the time? they go form normal animu to looking like squished fruits and back, just to complain about something less obvious

[Cunnysmythe]

Angelica's having sex with a stranger on the first day in a church? OK.

I get it, everyone's straight... But didn't Sylvana have sex with a male and then try to seduce a female? What's she?

[SuperMissleMastar]

@Cunnysmythe

Sylvana's a tranny

[Myrmidon51]

@Cunnysmythe I don't think that Christian knows that Bisexuals exist.

[SlashFirestorm]

If he did, he'd be TERRIFIED of them. I mean, ANY guy in the WORLD could be with a girl and SEEM to be straight, but when you least expect it...THEY LUNGE FOR YOUR BENT AND BROKEN COCK AHHHH

Bisexuals---NATURE'S DOUBLE AGENTS

[Altter221]

@Myrmidon51 Oh hi knows and hates them as much as anything else.

[gszx1337]

I want a MisterStood action figure.

[Llaelei]

Angelica is nothing more than a hypocritical whore. Catholic or not, who would act like that (except Chris).

Oh, and I just understood. Chris is not gay, and he's not a pedophile. In fact, he is... a SHOTACON!

[paranoidude]

Wait....Isn't angelica ultra catholic? *bad character devlopment alert*

[JulianWilfong]

@paranoidude

She was catholic? I thought she was a member of that cult religion called CWCism.

[TotalSimpleton]

I think I became a total prude from reading this shit.

[JulianWilfong]

I think I would rather watch those shitty twilight movies than this. Good thing for the annotations however!

[Pizzafication123]

@JulianWilfong TTT_TTT why everyone gotta h8 on twilight...

[FreakSpazKing]

@Pizzafication123 cause it sucks

[Shavarnarak]

Chris is like... if you take the worst aspects of weeaboo's, furries and losers in general, you get Chris.

[Shavarnarak]

Also... add worst aspect of fundie rednecks, that's a big part of Chris too.

[gszx1337]

I wish I could thumbs up this twice.

[mrbob091]

@Shavarnarak thats the nice version

[Shadoboy]

That panty shot is worst than the time I saw this topless old lady in the beach.

[Ashkihyena]

Lovely, and while I was eating too.

[Llaelei]

I think it is possible to do something decent with Silvana, Wes Iseli and Nahitthruhc, if it is drawn by someone else than Chris.

[JimmySick]

I lost my faith in humanity a while ago, my advice to you is to just lose it now and get it over with.

[robokill387]

he never stopped it, he's just been really slow in making it due to stress.

[LOLWTFHBBQ]

Best Audiobook ever. Props to Vivian and Deth

[MrAwesomeTrex]

"He begins to masturbate furious"

Oh, Deth, you card.

[groar86]

Culsdesac, if I am not mistaken, is a dead end on the street. Cul de sac = bottom of the bag.

[V3N0M1300]

bottom of the bag (or barrel) would be a damn good place to look for sonichu

[groar86]

Preferably smothered.

[madvideogamer]

MASTURBATING FURIOUSLY. And I don't see why someone would turn off annotations, they're wonderful.

[harlzIsZombehfied]

Dethchemist wins at life, im pretty damn sure he can divide by zero.

[Llaelei]

Isn't a Raichu stronger than a Pikachu?

[TiffanyDoll]

yes and no. go watch the episode where they fought Lt. Surge.

[LulzIshall]

Normal Pikachu, not GodChu.

[CommonAsGrass]

I don't know if this is hilarious or terrible.

[vivitheg]

it's both!

[KrissWalterKovacs]

@vivitheg

Finally something remotely entertaining came out in the quest to understand this comic....fucking plots indescribable.

Worst story teller ever.

[JoeNostalgiaReturns]

Dethchemist needs like a Nobel prize or some bullshit for his fucking awesome job! haha blood, haha anal lubricant.

btw 3:38 GODDAMN LOOK AT THOSE HANDS

7:35 GODDAMN LOOK AT HER KNEES

[vivitheg]

i don't want to overuse my overused catchphrases!

[JoeNostalgiaReturns]

5:01 I love how bored Rosie is by Sonichu's 3 minute long speech.

I'm imagining her thought process...

"Yay, I fucking love doing laundry because I'm a woman. I wonder if my husband is staring at my panties and considering raping me. that would be awesome!111!1! I am not a useless character! In fact I have two uses: chores and sex!!! Time to go blow my husban-uhoh he has burst into flames because he is insecure about his father's homosexuality."

[LulzIshall]

I love how the expressions convey how messed up Chris is.

Rosechu is conflicted and needs to tell Chris about Hannah: *Adopts "Goddamnit Chris I'm sick of this shit" expression*

Rosechu is having a romantic moment:*Adopts "OH GOD HE'S ON MY FACE SOMEONE SAVE ME GODDAMNIT" expression*

[GreatNegus]

3:17- *smack, smack, smack*

SONICHU'S AN ABUSIVE HUSBAND!!!!!!!!!

[BATCHARRO]

Oh, Vivi! I thought I was crazy for being believing Silvana wasn't all that badly designed. Now I can safely put the toaster away from the ledge. Thank You!

[thedancemetaltwins]

SONICHU RAAAAGGEE.

[TsarIvanIV]

my new favorite characters are Mr. Stood and Miss Labeeled.

[LulzIshall]

Seriously how the fuck do you mispell Misunderstood as Misterstood?

This is comming from the guy who thinks negative prefixes like "un" and "dis" are used to emphsize the negativity of a word.

[Keihzaru]

Why was Manowar - Warriors of the World playing at the end?

[thesideshowman212]

Because the villians- er... Heroes... of the comic are storming the town. and it is awesome.

[Jesterclown17]

4:06 - 6:28

That was pretty fucking hilarious. Seriously needs to quit being a pussy, that Chandler boy.

[kklol7]

Why do they use see through sheets?

[ShadowPa1adin]

"We are all straight in and around the world of CWCville USA."

He sounds like President Mahmoud "We do not have homosexuals here in Iran" Ahmadinejad.

[therealhomor]

Sonichu throws a hissy fit and breaks (most likely) expensive things in a Childish irrational manner and ROSECHU CALLS IT A HELLISH TRIAL AND COMFORTS HIM?

if only you could see my hateful glaze, but in it's place this emoticon:

D:<

[SonichuFan4Ever]

then she wants to do it in the kitchen.

[BATCHARRO]

He must be, like, the only public figure to ever have had his sexuality questioned! I think his eyes should glw yellow and he shoud scream: "The RAGEEEEE!". Like in MKVSDEU.

[LulzIshall]

It's not expensive, Chris pays them welfare money so it's his loss.

[GreatNegus]

@therealhomor

I think you wanted this face:ಠ_ಠ

[TheDidDees]

Can I do annotations for one comic? I want to spend my time insulting him.

[Meitti]

Funny how the narrator tried to sound like Chris on the part where Sonichu defends his heterosexuality.

[darkgomugomu]

you know what would make this story a whole lot better? If Sonichu was the one that was infactuated with Rosechu, but she denied him every time.

[USAJAP1]

So Rosechu is okay with Sonichu masturbating lustfully to her panties.

what

[USAJAP1]

Also, the red exclamation mark next to Wild's head reminds me of MGS.

[vivitheg]

yes because this is how women react to such a thing

it's true!

[Aphrodine]

God damn. This is dethchemist's best narration yet.

[Aphrodine]

The laugh track is amazing! They made the audiobooks a bagillion times better. Seriously. You somehow became even more awesome today.

[rabidmochi]

LOL

I like how he draws the vagina lines.

[soulx64]

Christian Weston "RICARDO" Chandler? Really? Gee, I guess that makes me Bob "Ramirez" Dole, since I took that one term of Spanish in junior high...

All lulz aside, though, we don't care if you're gay, Chris. You just debuted a couple of evil hedgehogs and then it's like five pages of..."I AM NOT GAY! YOU HAVE MISREPRESENTED ME, YOU...one guy I KINDA HEARD ABOUT! With your...COLLEGE PAPERS! GRRR!!!"

I'm just saying, it'd be funny...if you weren't actually serious.

[ToruKun1]

The "Ricardo" is from Ricky Ricardo, because I Love Lucy is one of his favorite shows.

Still fucking STUPID to call yourself that though, he could have at least added an "Esq." at the end of his name to really top it off. :P

[LulzIshall]

Oh wait I just realized that Chris forgot to mention what happened to Wes after issue 9.

God he can't write for shit.

[robotdan]

ian is gay

[Alecal89]

The worst thing is that this 101 issue went no where, and the only thing that could be considered plot development, CWC decision to leave the comic, takes about two pages and its not given a in story reason.

[static3585]

why did the annotion say part 1 of 400 at the beginging or was it just a typo that was suposed to say part 1 of 4 also when will part 2 be here?

[vivitheg]

a joke because the comic is like 60+ pages

part 2 and 3 and (maybe 4) will be up...weekend

i need a new computer

[LulzIshall]

When her sanity recovers.