JETTDL finds a handheld particle cannon

[a0001521]

only jettan can save our internet

[Potatogalaxy]

Since when does this have anything to do with My Little Pony?

[TheMattyboy20]

OMG peed my sen laughing to hard XD

[JonkeN5938]

what the actual fuck?

[jimnjaime]

Horseh ded

[AssMangler3000]

press 2 wait till he say horsie and press 1

[antigravtoast2]

WHY ARE YOU KILLING INNOCENT HORSES

[YouDeserveAMedal]

4 people are bronies.

[Thepickle54man]

Screw trolling MLP forums,

I'll just send in Jettan with his handheld particle cannon!

[YamahamaBigButo]

Now make this loop

[mandude4x6]

@jettan sorry D:

[jettan]

@mandude4x6 I used to post idiotic comments like you, but then i got blocked.

Shut the fuck up.

[Orhan4112]

@jettan MORE MOREE!

[surrender127]

Jettan is our last hope against the MLP menace.

[mbta1000]

This is why we can't have nice things, cause jettan will ruin them.

[McFartyful]

OH MY GOD! That's funny! :)

[loolollol]

50000 years ago i lost 3 men and my fucking watch

[FlyingZard11]

Megaman: *cries himself to sleep*

[bolden0000]

OH SHI- BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM!!!!!!!!!

[DarkPaladin44]

new admin unlock:

JETTDL's horsie be-gone:level 200 handheld particle cannon:

+200% splash radius

+200% extra damage to horsies

+when fully charged it insta-kills the target(s)

+JETTDL's voice is heard from it while charging up a shot

+ no reload necessary

+150% faster projectile speed

- still no random crits

- causes radio interference and causes recording software to stop working if a full charge shot hits

[Masterkillplayer]

@DarkPaladin44 you forgot:

-when you use it,server expoldes(or somethin :3)

[NonDairyCreamer77]

this is fucking amazing

[DeSnubbehez]

Ponies are not real,

they are computerized/hand drawn images made for a cartoon show

so how can one destroy something that does not exist?

[JohnnyJohnW]

@DeSnubbehez square root of minus one

[DeSnubbehez]

@JohnnyJohnW

i believe that would be zero?

[JohnnyJohnW]

@DeSnubbehez math error, oh shi- *boom*

[crazychivez]

@DeSnubbehez delete the file.

[DeSnubbehez]

@crazychivez

but they live in the brain even still

and animators are like lawyers, they have copies for everything

[EpicFunkey]

@DeSnubbehez Maybe he'll somehow get the animators to draw him into the show and he'll shoot them down?

[DeSnubbehez]

@EpicFunkey

it's a kids show,

impossible

[Derplett]

EEAUGH, THERE'S A BRONIE, BANG! *SPLAT*

[Seydaschu]

Someone make a TF2 sound mod so that Cow Mangler's alt fire plays this sound.

[Gr4mm4rN4zi]

Ponyfags beware.

[MrPollo999]

@Gr4mm4rN4zi "Ponyfags" Okay...

[crazychivez]

@MrPollo999 yeah pony fags.

problem?

[DeSnubbehez]

@crazychivez

not really

[QuoteSenpai]

It's the MLP assassination team leader Jettan... :D

[TheJEFFJEAN]

can anyone say the name of the software he edits his videos

[TheMantisTycoon]

Jesus, what a parasprite.

[TheJEFFJEAN]

you rock man

[agentpancakes1]

@MegaBoneface :D

[TheRealDutchOwner]

@MegaBoneface, I think not. If that ever happens, you know Jettan will meet EPPALJECK. And you don't want that, do you?

[Billy1RBstudios]

@MegaBoneface TOTALLY AGREE WITH YOU

ponies deserve to die

[TheColonelCookiez]

@MegaBoneface haters gonna hate pwnies gonna pwn

deal with it nerd

[EpicFunkey]

@MegaBoneface I want to see this happen

for science

...and glue

[moviemaster8510]

@MegaBoneface The poor fucker would probably have a heart attack just from sheer joy.

[9XshadexdashX9]

@MegaBoneface and to your house

[Thremle]

@MegaBoneface y'know, thats kinda funny. People who dislike MLP seem to want it to be real more than people who like it.

[Specterish]

@Thremle ...For the purposes of genocide, yes. I'm sure some atheist people wish God was real if only to make kicking him in the nuts possible.

[Thremle]

@Specterish But isn't it better to leave it nonexistent? No matter how damage you can pull off, it will still pale in comparison to Nothingness it currently is.

However, you are probably immune to logic.

You are an autistic wh40kfag, aren't you?, and should hang yourself. I suppose you were butthurt from Avatar as well.

[Specterish]

@Thremle ...Did you wake up on the wrong side of the bed this morning or are you always this quick to anger over two sentences you read on the internet?

[Solitude108]

@MegaBoneface and then our orbital friendship cannons will blast him to bits.

[EzeCoyote]

@Solitude108 I do not understand how the OFC would turn him into pony currency

IS THIS HOW THEY MAKE MONEY IN EQUESTRIA

[Solitude108]

@EzeCoyote YES

WE TURN HATERS INTO DOSHDOSHDOSHDOSHDOSHDOSHDOSHDO­SH

[thest0rmyblu]

@MegaBoneface GOOD IDEEEAAAA!

[ensvensktiger98]

So I saw a nuke that day and my house fell to peices. xD

[iaren0good]

Good show sir 

[mcfadden139]

this vid is so funny

[SgtByrne101]

@jettan Buy JETTDL Red dead redemption for christmas. He will be very happy.

[jettan]

@SgtByrne101 No because he doesn't have a console.

[DeltaV0]

JAJ

[tehnoobinroblox]

IMA FIRE IN MAH LAZOR

[OvertardSupreme420]

"All horsiez hearing this should immediately take shelter, a jettan has been reported in the area."

[redmetal48]

No horsie is safe from Jettan.

[jarpasmannen]

awesome job on making the shockwave affect the container

[william796]

HEHeheheheheheh...

oops...

:D

[TheFarcasPaul]

I know how bad it's to have an evil version!I have one named Raul but it dosen't shot horsies!It shots buckets!With an water pistol made of iron and filed with acid!I think...

[deeerp1]

@jettan with the same gun?

[levipwndHD]

i didnt see the horse

[germanban]

I think JETTDL finds a handled particle cannon is a pretty cool guy. eh blows up horsies and doesnt afraid of anything

[helper769]

(To jettan) Wait...He will respawn...right...i mean, he (and possibly you) died when you both battled against eachother, and he also died EEAUGH.wmv...right?

SO IN THE VIDEO LIFE AND DEATH OF JETTDL HES ALIVE! AWESOME

[Aris048thesecond]

No horsies were harmed in the making of this video.Except the one

JETTDL shot.

[Zeugirdor994]

@Aris048thesecond And every one in a 500 km radius, of course

[ChaojimboStudios]

I CAN'T STOP WATCHING IT!

[1invalidROBLOXIAN]

norway needs horsie bomb exploders.

but we have sheep exploders. wait what

[Derpaherpa123]

This is beautiful

[problemofficer]

Jettan: HÄSTJÄVLAR

[USEPartyPeople]

and thus, the earth QuAkE IN JAPAN!!!!! Woah! too soon?...

[bellapetuttidario93]

after effects?

[somehominid]

@bellapetuttidario93 nope RL

[GORDENFRECHMEN]

18 days ago, i lost 5000 horses in a blink of a eye, and the users just fcking wathched

[earlzkman]

LOL

[C00KIEZ0WNZ13]

This caused the Japan earthquake..... nothing will ever be the same.

[faeeettaaaa]

NEver ever shot chuck norris horse or till will happen just imagine the universe strash

[CivfcNeuro]

whats the difference between jettan and jettdll? :3

[pwn3d5333]

@jettan When you say Titanium, you mean duck tape?

[TheEnigmaWarrior]

horse: "oh hey its JETTDL. wait a sec-*particle cannon charges*OH SHIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII­I-"

[Jakeyyboyy97]

The dislike bar is the size of JETTDL's penis...

[101Fighterboy]

Never ever missunderstand the power of a praticle cannon xD

[Snowdemoman]

So that's how the "Aftermath" happened.

Nice

[siemka321]

2 PEOPLE ARE HORSIES!

[KillerHelix]

And then, Everything died.

[Conscars]

Nice job getting the green dumpster to move from the force.

[CivfcNeuro]

lol this is awsum

what did u use?

[OhThatGuy9]

go ragn sells!

[JubaHD]

OMFFGGG!!

[Aris048thesecond]

I am soooooo happy that you are my friend.You are a comedian.

[51kr]

I'm in this kids class... I win.

[SirSnappleCrapple]

@51kr AW MAH GAH FO' REALS?

[jettan]

@SirSnappleCrapple Yyyyyep, for reals. Accordingly to 51kr here I'm a sociopath.

[SirSnappleCrapple]

@jettan HOLY CRAP JETTAN TALKED TO ME!!!!!11!!one!!

[51kr]

@SirSnappleCrapple

Idd, he jsut arrived with a mc helmet, galces and a shaved head =D First comment by him " Is it just me or is their an alarm ringing?" We told him that it was okay, just another of our c4s going off...

[thatianguy8]

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA­HAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!  how is this so funny?

[stickmanpwner64]

And world war 3 began.

[Kuchen90000]

@jettan Isn't he ''immortal''?

[bombajofej8]

If I were a horse fan I'd say for you:

FUCK YOU FUCKING HORSES,YOU HORSEKILLER.

ELLIS cry himself.

[dave564oida]

NOT THE HORSE!!!

[RandomnessUK]

IMMA SUBSCRIBE THE FUCK OUTTA YOU

[1pL4yDRuMz98]

The horse and it's owner disliked this.

[TastyNachoz]

@1pL4yDRuMz98 Jettan's mother and the horse

[DrRicktofen]

@1pL4yDRuMz98 And the owner's wife/husband to that list. D:

[inmyworld998]

@1pL4yDRuMz98 and the horses b!tch

[WelcomeToTheGunShow2]

@1pL4yDRuMz98 2 more Bronies disliked this

[sebipian]

only badass people can say EAUGH!! while charging a particle cannon

[ewegfyciwdcd11]

@jettan The box would have flied 733.64 km from there... Oh, well. Unless it was welded 200ft down in the ground somewhere.

[gmodAZ09]

STOP SHOOTING THE ELLIS HORSES!

[Photoping]

did he die?

[DarthNihilus0]

This needs to loop

[SlingerMarshall]

your balls of high titanium alloy steel saved you from the gravitational particle blast radius

[punk3rd]

2 horses disliked this video!

[GoreTorn16]

All horsies must die!

[racer927]

Damn it! You not only made one with higher firepower then mine, You made it smaller!

[TheEnigmaWarrior]

horse:wtf? OH SHIT ITS-

[bantuatha]

JETTDL WHAT HAVE YOU DONE!

YOU HAVE BUILD THE MARKER!

THIS IS THE END OF THE WORLD!!!!!!!!!!

[HeVsuit]

why jettdl hates horsie?

[MachPivot]

....WHY IS THIS SO REAL.

[Themanwhofrowns]

2 People were shot at by a handheld particle cannon.

[DanielRatherman]

Kinda shortsighted to build a handgun with a 500KM damage radius isn't it?

[DragonFist2500]

let's just hope you don't find another gun that can blow up the planet.

[AdventurerOfOblivion]

The asposion was so big it destroyed the tenth second of the video.

[chrisxdeboy]

How do you say "Cupboard" in your native language?

[PerfectRock007]

hey i have a gun like that....C:

[WorthWatchingVv]

so that's what that thunder last night was...huh

[SolfyHuskypaw]

You owe me new eyes cus that FUCKING EPIC

[JudgeKazejin]

That explosion caused a small earthquake to occur in Chile.

I know because I felt it.

When it happened, I simply looked up to the sky and whispered "...Jettan."

[faeeettaaaa]

@JudgeKazejin Omg so that is how the earthquake on me country happen im from chile.

LOL

[Lahome13]

@JudgeKazejin LOL

[DoctorNuriel]

@JudgeKazejin oh my god, best comment ever

[TheStrangeGuy1]

EUAUUGUUUAUUAUUAUUUUUUUUGH

so fucking epic

i love it

[blackjet2000]

God saves the horsies.

I'M BEGGING YOU.

[nikomo0]

Now that's what I call video editing.

[MrLostmyAccount]

I guess you are the bad twin of Ellis

[PurpleAlien73]

2 horses disliked this

[GedankeFleisch]

i think jettan and jettdl are twins!

jettan is the evil twin... i gues...

[Patacorow]

>particle cannon

>particle

that's not a particle, that's a fucking death laser

[DRHAX11]

I see a mushroom cloud

[XxJAMMY22xX]

Ellis must mad this video cus he like HORSE

[xd928]

THEZER HOZIE!

[SweetTaLe]

Jettan. I'll fucking sneak into your house and rape your fucking horsies. I'LL FUCKING DO IT. I LIVE NEAR THE MOTHERFUCKING BORDER. Prepare yourselves.

[mr45615]

aaaaahh i see it!!!!

u live on a horse farm, and got ear raped by a horse when u were little.

[totor999]

@mr45615 Jettan now has to make a video with a horse screaming in a very saturated fashion.

[hijko123]

I own a hor.... Wait theres JETTDL FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU

[dominyks]

What wouldn't i give, that jettan would do that to my school...

[PuReH4TRED]

And the moral of the story was:EUGHH!I BE SHOOTING STUFF

[ROARRY01]

Was that even a horse?

[siemka321]

This video was on TV! People though this was a terrorist threath to horses.

[DarkmimicX]

Im surprised jettdl hasn't killed all the horsies in the country yet.

[SpartaFilmsBR]

WHATS UR PROBLEM WITH HORSES??

[C17Citadel]

Why does Jettdl hate horsies so much?

[Hauntzor]

What really tripped me out was how you got the garbage bin to actually look like it had been moved by the blast. I had to replay it a couple times to convince myself that it wasn't real.

[Draconis1719]

THERE'S A HORSIE! YEA-YEEE-YEE-YEEEEEOII!

So much win aha

[VitorHunter12]

Ellis created 2 account D:

[LLPSGTknox614]

Holy dick.

[MolotovCTail]

Next it will be a nuclear warhead. God help us.

[Jebus495]

Why horsies? Why not rapists?

[JakeDaSnakeFilms]

this was good enough to watch 3 times in a row d: