Ace Ventura - Pet Detective - Ass Talking Scene

[Roxor007]

This is f***ing hilarious. I feel so sorry for the guy in the chair, give him a break!

[TheMinaLoi]

Mitt Romney, is that you?

[DUDEABIDES001]

perhaps some banaca?

[Expectnomercy316]

so this is the wild thing tone loc was talking about. thumbs up if you know what i am talking about:)

[LordOfTheWhores]

Embedding disabled by request. <---- screw you and everybody who does this.

[zombieguy619]

@LordOfTheWhores

Sorry about that, I dont think I intentionally did it, but it's be undisabled

[shidatatomoyami]

"THANK YOU FOR YOUR COOPERATION! BY THE WAY DO YOU HAVE A MINT?"

[fikir100kali]

ok ok ok no problem gayboy

[fikir100kali]

gayboy kkakakaaaaaaaaaa

[leejohn83]

yes i'm here because of that case..haha

[fishtan016]

thumbs up if you are here because of anwar's sodomy case

[VictimofDarkness86]

ASS talk..!!!;Dlol

[OliHatesGingers]

What's the matter? Afraid I'll make a stink?

[Redeye1524]

The only guy who talks out of his ass better then Jim Carey is Obama

[thewhiteknightful]

Dammit that's funny as hell  =D

[josh90821]

do you have a mint ?lol



[sglasspool]

What ever happened to Tone Loc?

[lillagah]

@Gunslinger931 lol! should be "asshole-eh-mio, oh sodomia." it's a riff on the refrain of that italian opera "o sole mio." you will never be able to hear it with a straight face ;D the more you know!!

[dadikiuz]

press 3 for "ma aids"

[GoonBandit]

1:22

[poporegna]

Do you have a mint? ahahah

[TimEagle77]

Tone was just about to laugh.



[NikiPaprika]

1:43 he looks like he's about to burst out laughing, not that I blame him!

[HioshimaFried]

1: "You're ass, I'm History

5: Shitting a chair

6: Shitting a chair, par 2 :Commin' out!

7: Black stereotype.

[imacrime229]

Press 8



[sergeantfan3]

"Assss-holo-mioooooooooo.....o­oooh sodamiaaaaaaaaaaa! HOLY TESTICLE TUESDAY!"

[donixa]

Reminds me of Obamas speech.



[Righton2000]

Six people don't have a mint.

[bushbasher85]

Thank God John Waters didn't directed this scene

[jes9044]

oh now you pissed him off.

[CDeoD]

hey its Juice from A blank check :D :D :D

[saspeth]

This is my favorite scene from Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind.

[NeloAngelo33]

Pause at 1:05.

[DoubleBarrelAdam]

ASSSSSSHOLEMIAAAAAA

[WillBeard4]

" Whats a mtter? afraid i'll make a stink?" PURE EFFIN GENIUS

[DawnOfTheMoonlight]

I remember seeing bits of scenes from this movie a long time ago but i just never knew the name...last night i was playing charades with some friends and someone actually acted out this scene trying to making her butt look like it was talking and someone got it right saying ace ventura...i had to look it up to see what they meant....xD

[DanJonesKing]

i think i can keep it under control butt ... LOL

[PatrickTX100]

LOL I used to do that all the time to my sister when I was little and she would tell me to shut the hell up all the time

[shikumaru15]

ASS...hole a-menio! lol, Ace rules.

[Demaniac]

And this is how Assy Mcgee was born.

[Darksniper013]

What is Bonaca exactly? Like medication for your ass?

[thebigcali]

@Darksniper013 An old school breath spray.

[Kamikazie04]

@Darksniper013 its like breath freshening spray

[CODFreak27000]

Excuse me, I'd like to ASS you a few questions

[Thunderbender18]

I'd fuck Einhorn . . .

[ZeroToNowhere]

@Thunderbender18 But einhorn is finkle

[Mrnasty37]

@ZeroToNowhere einhorn is a man OH MY GOD!

[Thunderbender18]

@ZeroToNowhere

Not in real life : P

[WentMillerGal15]

"By the way...do you have a mint? Perhaps some Binaca?"

[027220]

Good cop: Ace

Bad cop: His butt.

[Jumpybeaver]

I remember back seeing these scene as a little boy. I about damn near wet myself from laughing.

[NipplesMagee]

Perhaps some Bonaca? 

[purnell4life]

mmmmmmmmmm o now u pissed him off i cant hold him much longer ooooooooooooooooo hahahahahaha

[xsixstring7]

hmm. lets see if an unfunny part gets like-raped, too:

"Alright, AGUADO's working the case, alright?! Aguado!"

[conkerd64]

0:52 to 1:07 is my fave

[XenomexTutorials]

"...Afraid i'll make a STINK?" HAHAHAH

[CuddlestheDestroyer]

"Excuse me!" I'd like to..ASS you a few questions!"

[crazymatthew53]

@CuddlestheDestroyer God, this is not the time, Ace. If I don't want to come down here seeing me talking to you or your ASS, I'm history.

[PhawkxS]

Playing "Good Guy~Bad Guy" with his Ass!!!! lololololoROFLololol....Excuse­ me..I Gotta Go Check Myself!!

[Pavarsija]

"by the way, do you have a mint " :P hahaha

[JohanStarDragon]

The Ace version of good cop and bad cop.

[katt800]

Asshooooleameooooooo oooooooohsalllllllllaaameeeeea­aaaa!

[skatapoopy]

dammit, they cut out when his ass was singing opera!

[TheMazaxist]

EXCUSE ME!

[soldier993]

I love Ace's face from 1:28 to 1:31. xD

[darklinkgirl100]

try 2 wach this witout lafing

[cstrikehero]

@darklinkgirl100 its impossible. not matter how many times youve seen it.. LOL

[ElgartheWise]

Afraid I'll make a STINK?

[popsickel7]

Tone-Loc. Is. Awesome.

[vol009S]

ESCUSE ME. I'D LIKED TO "ASS" YOU A FEW QUESTIONS.

[GBsmovies]

Asscuse me, I'd like to ass you a few questions..

[zadasdf]

"do you have a mint perhapes some banacha?"

[twistedmetal99]

got to see tone loc perform live couple times he puts it down im tellin ya so does rob base haha

[shylildude]

his face at 1:35 and 1:44 is priceless

[leondb]

Jim Carrey is the man!

[Volleyball5006]

Ace Ventura is hilarious

[narahalo97]

wow this sucked

[Zizouskid]

I'd like to ASS u some questions... the man is a king.... xD

[MrEclipseX]

Thank u for all your cooperation! :D

[TSanMig]

Assy McGee before he got his own show on [adult swim] hahahaha

[CapitanKurosaki]

A missing Dolphin isn't exactly a high priority

*Muffled screaming*

Oh, now you've pissed him off....

[bbqjt]

@CapitanKurosaki I can't hold him for much longer!

[labrador132]

By the way , Do you have a mint ? HAHA

[LJC3rd]

By the way do you have a mint? Perhaps Some Binaca

[blackdragonthebad]

He has Asperger syndrom and ADHD AND he is on crack. The PERFECT MATCH!!! XD

[SkyFoxCode]

i haven't laughed this hard in a long time... Thank you

[chubaccie]

i about die laughing every time i se this scene

[luffy435]

ive got the vid so i can watch it anytime

[Skittles378]

Years ago I tried talking with my rear end to my mom and got a hot slap. LOL

[CZRXCZR]

4 people are affraid of making a stink!

[lokalllize]

it would be so cool if ace ventura went to jail and did that

[mega1metalhead]

lol!

[scarlettbane]

Lets get to the bottom of this

[scirocco09]

asshooooolio miooooo, o ssoooodomiaaaaaaaaaaaaaa...

[spiderstorm777]

Now this is definitely how you talk to a black guy working

[Halo56691]

Now you pissed him off

[Paulie661]

Come on he's talking out of his ass.

[Niro646]

ASSHOOOOOOOLOMIOOOOOOO!!!

[qwandiddy]

I met TONE LOC in 2008 at Downtown Chicago, he's still look the same. One of the Best West Coast Rappers Alive.

[WyldeisGod]

Aguado?

[metaltrinitygod]

ITS FUCKING TONE LOC!!!!!!!!!!

[karas66600]

ASSHOLE LONIO OH SADAMYA!!!

[aggzicle]

lmfao

oh god, this proper cracks me up

[BenakaBambi]

LMAO! ay 1:43, he was trying not to laugh at that part :')

[mccaslk]

Do you have a mint?

[Adamguy2003]

@mccaslk Perhaps some Binaca?

[godzg]

ASSHOLOMIO!!!! OSADOMIA!!!!!!!

LMAO!!!

[godzg]

u shud've put that part in there too

[KiamarMasterT]

JIM FUCKING CARREY!!! :-D

"THANK YOU FOR ALL YOUR COOPERATION!!!" XD

[xSaviorOfDarknessx]

By the way, do you have a mint? Or some Bonaca?

[JaySensei]

Ace Ventura Goatse LAWL

[babbert97]

Thank you for your cooperation. Do you have a mint? Jim Carrey at his best!!!

[stevenc4444]

anyone know the name of that opra song?

[Adamguy2003]

@stevenc4444 It's a parody of "O Solo Mio," I believe.

[boisgal13]

Asshole Lollie-o

[LizaRottner]

Ace is the best <3'

[westovr1]

By the way do you have a mint? lol

[uberhaxor69]

ASSHOLEEEEE MIOOOOO LOLLLLLL

[crazymatthew53]

Excuse Me, I'd like to you ASS you a few questions!!!!

[fire55717]

1:30 Ace's face is priceless

[WisconsinRebals2010]

lol

[drkitachi23]

Excuse me! I like to "ASS" you a few questions? LOL

[drkitachi23]

Excuse me! I like to "ASS" you a couple of questions? LOL

[VicTheMouth]

This hassterical. Thanks for uploading.

[VicTheMouth]

I just watched this on cartoon network, (not an accurate name anymore for obvious reasons.), and they censored when he said ass, but not when he said bitch earlier, The fcc needs to make up their mind or something.

[stonemonkey999]

by the way, do you have a mint?

[DanTheMan33088]

Aw why did you have to cut out the "Asshole-omio!!! Oh sada-mia!!!"?

[TTTwinnie]

I LOVE this part!!! lol! 'Fraid I'll make a stink? lol!

[asnaes]

I like the face he makes at 1:31.

[ichael333]

"mmmph mmmmph, oh now you just pissed him off" GENIUS

[conkerd64]

@ichael333 I love it so much!

[joeywomer]

The first line always gets me.

[ChrisRane]

Afraid I'll make a STINK???

[themaijagoesomnomnom]

btw, do you have a mint ?

[RebelThoughts]

My boss is coming man!

[SarhaaDruid]

He's hilarious! How does he keep a straight face?! I'd be rolling on the floor!

[Jonseycat79]

yes now would you please get the hell out of here before i get in trouble?'

The expression was so funnyXD

the ass bits are funny too.

[arzon75]

EXCUSE ME, IDE LIKE TO ASS YOU A FEW QUESTIONS

[22cevans]

LOL!!!!!

[natesofresh]

@GBXS I said on the line of being gay everybody have a different opinion and @peanutbuttercrunc100 i get pussy i kno wat i like thank you!!

[swiffstep]

Hhhhhooly Testicle Tuesday!!! ahahahahaha

[5winston]

and to wonder why no one can ever take him seriously as an actor. 

[peanutbuttercrunc100]

natesofresh only you...so i think you have some hidden sexuality problems there dude.

[HarpoTheVillain]

'I can't hold him much longer!' xD

[shialabeouf17]

asshole mio hahahah lol

[superjokerlover]

ace's ass is gettin grouchy dn't cha think? lolz

[dizzybone2000]

LMFAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO­OOO

[MegaFafnir]

"If Einhorn sees me talking to you OR your ass, I'm history." XD

[MrSlik25]

"Now YOu've piSsed him oFF" lol...

[AzunaiSmyth]

ASSSSSSSSSHOOOOLIOHIOOOOOO!!!!­!

[Adamguy2003]

I love how it's like Ace is doing a "Good Cop/ Bad Cop"- style interrogation of Tone Loc (Normal Ace= Good Cop, Ace's butt= Bad Cop), in terms of the things he says!

It's also funny how calm Tone Loc stays @ 0:07- 0:13, like he's had to put up with Ace's antics for a long time!

[dabada110]

"by the way do u have a mint" lol crack up

[NecroNikolai13]

@dabada110

i see what you did there... "crack" up... =P

[SmokinBabies]

is assy mcgee based on this lol?

[DdontOBEYshit]

hahahahahaha

[MrPovner]

Doo yoou have a mint? Or perhaps some Banaka?

[AlbinoTanuki]

Poor Tone Loc, I hate to be in his situation.

[kompa9]

BEST PART!

[comgeek24]

I LOVE this scene but you should have cut if off just maybe 10 or 15 seconds later, after the part where Ace's ass sings. "Ass-hooole-yo-i-oh." XD

[darkahnubis]

Dude! wuts up with the lamp towards the end?!! that always cracks me up!! lol

[jinglypacoberry]

"Now you pissed him off, I cant hold him much longer!" Lol Ace at his best.

[thejordan01]

1:00 trying to hold his ass hahahahahahahaha

[MasterGame765]

I'd like to ASS you a few questions! That was really funny and I also seen this movie for a long time. Thank you for the video.

[NeuroticTrash666]

Thank you for all your cooperation, by the way, do you have a mint, perhaps some Binaca?

[LeoKasper426]

the begining made me laugh the very first time i watched it.

[BlackHallow55]

rofl around 0:31 Ace's ass hums the "dragnet" theme when tone loc hears that einhorns coming XD

[steveinmidtown]

nice catch

[Chiefdoom4ever91]

I used to do this to my Grandmas.

[Katracho630]

I'd love to ASS you a few questions!

Afraid I'd make a stink?

HAHAHAHA Jim Carrey is the best!

[rodolphoarruda]

" do you have a mint?" hahahaha

[steveinmidtown]

or some Bianca?

[MaestroPokemonPeru]

Makes remember that's gag in the animated series

[GreatRaceOfYith]

This movie has taught me well.

I've found that using my ass is quite effective when I want to extract information from someone.

[paperluigiman]

*hmmf hmf hmf hmf* Uh oh I cant control him any longer!

[48mwl]

YASSUM, IT BE TONE LOC

[PunkMartyr]

is that tone loc

[Acecombatgamer]

ID LOVE TO ASS YOU A FEW QUESTIONS ROFL

[Undateeka]

I LOVE THIS MOMENT XD

[RebelThoughts]

My boss is coming man! *Roar* LMAO!

[Kaeladevil124]

1:29 XDD lmao

[SeverusDelacour]

"Now you pissed him off" XDXD

[jackofblades94]

id like to ass you a few questions!