Hey John Mayer, you can suck my stiff big dick you f'ing dick loving fart face, cum eater! I call your Jennifer Aniston "Chinifer" because her f'ing face is all chin and it's also covered with my f'ing creamy cum. Stupid biotch!
"I just remember that time at the concert, she had a brown paper bag sign and she flashed her boobie at me... faggot ass whiteboy.. not 'boobie'. they are breasts.. beautiful blessings and gifts of God. not 'love soon'.. Gods Love lasts forever by His grace.
He said...."See what a brown paper bag and marker will getcha?"... "I just remember that time at the concert, she had a brown paper bag sign and she flashed her boobie at me...life is so wacky!" It was a CLASSIC concert moment I'll never forget!
"See what a marker and brown paper bag will get ya? I just remembered that time at the market, snuck up with a brown paper bag and she flashed her boobies at me."
That's all I could get through the screaming, but it's still hilarious. XD
i remember that. it was too funny. i went to the dallas show and sat close to the stage and that made me wish that i had made some type of sign. i was envious
yaaaaaaaaay !! i went with my boyfriend (who happens to look A LOT like john mayer..we went to a daughtry concert and all these ladies started saying he looked like JM. lol. )
Greatest night of my life!
Orland0bot 3 years ago
Lol. He's good at Improvisation lol.
Diabolusuxor 3 years ago 5
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Hey John Mayer, you can suck my stiff big dick you f'ing dick loving fart face, cum eater! I call your Jennifer Aniston "Chinifer" because her f'ing face is all chin and it's also covered with my f'ing creamy cum. Stupid biotch!
Scruffy578 3 years ago
haaaaa? :|
guiLtIaFrE 3 years ago
okay this needs some more explanation!!
what about that brown paper bag?!
wth?!
i dont get this
chizzybrianna 3 years ago
some girl in the crowd had made a sign out of a brown paper bag, so john decided to sing about it...
joshimoxey 3 years ago
@joshimoxey she's lucky! were u there?
adridelher 2 months ago
what this video needs is longer scrolling intro...
Displaysac90 3 years ago 14
Hey er...iloveninewest...WE KNOW WHAT HE SAYS!!!
Gullmyste 3 years ago
ive watched this SOO many times..
i can't stop laughing. :]]
cheer216293 3 years ago
hah i wish i was there =D lmao! he's so funny :D
i love his hair like that!
its good long or buzzcut but i love it this way the best =]
Emmibubble 3 years ago 4
timmahoney69 and DaiMer82, you two are fags
anawfulusername 3 years ago
What did diamer82 do? He was just pointing out the obvious...
New018 3 years ago
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"I just remember that time at the concert, she had a brown paper bag sign and she flashed her boobie at me... faggot ass whiteboy.. not 'boobie'. they are breasts.. beautiful blessings and gifts of God. not 'love soon'.. Gods Love lasts forever by His grace.
timmahoney69 3 years ago
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There is no god, so stop making shit up, you crazyperson!
DaiMer82 3 years ago
haha! do think she actually flashed him?
indiaknoles 3 years ago
What cute!!! :DDD
rtms1988 3 years ago
He said...."See what a brown paper bag and marker will getcha?"... "I just remember that time at the concert, she had a brown paper bag sign and she flashed her boobie at me...life is so wacky!" It was a CLASSIC concert moment I'll never forget!
iloveninewest 3 years ago 4
lol, i remember that!!! i was there too.
gahhhhhhhh i love him.
farakat89 3 years ago
LOLZ! hahaaa!
Jhonmayer1 3 years ago 2
I'm not sure, but here's what I think he said...
"See what a marker and brown paper bag will get ya? I just remembered that time at the market, snuck up with a brown paper bag and she flashed her boobies at me."
That's all I could get through the screaming, but it's still hilarious. XD
melindaclarkerocks 4 years ago 5
I was there. He said "that is so wacky" at the end.
danielyimm 4 years ago
He should be a comedian... he used to have his own T.V. show called "John Mayer has a T.V. show" HI-larious
bpl222 4 years ago 4
hehe i remember that! it was literally only one episode! i was so crushed when i realized that.. :( WE NEED MORE!!
~Angela
RadedFosex 4 years ago 2
I couldn't hear it. What'd he say?
Jerimiah2911 4 years ago
i remember that. it was too funny. i went to the dallas show and sat close to the stage and that made me wish that i had made some type of sign. i was envious
lilfellahuh 4 years ago
yaaaaaaaaay !! i went with my boyfriend (who happens to look A LOT like john mayer..we went to a daughtry concert and all these ladies started saying he looked like JM. lol. )
ychall20 4 years ago
I was there and I don't think I have ever laughed so hard!
iloveninewest 4 years ago
aha thats good stuff
Arvfor3 4 years ago