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I wouldn't be allowed anything more flammable than concrete if this was real, that would ruin Li, Statham, Smith, and Lawrence

GreysonMacAllister 4 days ago

Im not gonna lie, if the Mario name wasnt attached to this and this was just a straight up action movie, I'd see it and would think it was good for what it is if not just a good movie in general.

tenlosol 2 weeks ago

wouldnt will smith be luigi and lawrence be mario

stupotgorilla 3 months ago

Yup, this sounds plausible. "So, these Super Mario games are popular and we just got the movie rights...what are they about?" "They are about brothers Mario and Luigi, their pet Yoshi and friend Toad who rescue princess Peach from the evil Bowser." "OK, so we get two brothas who bust up a drug lord." "No, Michael, I don't think you understand..." "Screw it, I got the gist of it, let me be a little creative...let's blow up Manhattan and San Francisco."

the27thvoice 5 months ago

It needed more explosions to convince me it was a Bay product. XD

But Jet LI as Yoshi... LOL!

andoc 7 months ago

John Statham: Toad

LOLOLOLOL

secret260 7 months ago

Sheer brilliance. *lmfao*

Bobzeaux 1 year ago

@Bobzeaux

this is so true. this would be a Mario movie under bays crap.

bay is so predictable a film maker.

wait a Zelda version? lets see

henkman00 1 year ago 2

If you make a movie out of the casts mentioned, rest assured that your budget will skyrocket through the roof. Unless it is compensated by profit from fans, celeb-stalkers, and gamers.

P.S. Who's gonna be turtle? xD

Azawindam 1 year ago

I think they'd try to make everyone in mushroom kingdom realistic, IE just Randomly go "Let's have Yoshi as a Jarassic Park-esque peice of Crappy Gillatinous Ill- made graphics! (CGI)!"

But then when they try to make him look realistic, they fail and they made him look like Godzilla '98 as a Clown with a Saddle!

Like they had Transformers robots look like JUNKYARDS.

Turbosoaker41 1 year ago

The badass that is Jason Statham is toad......Epic Lolz

Jet li as yoshi even more lolz

scartillery 2 years ago 2

hmm...i thought martin lawrence would be better as mario.

DianeeCookiee 2 years ago

Fucking win!

RagingBalto 2 years ago

HAHAHAH i cried with laughter when jason stratham was toad!!! i loved the transformers movie... but thats cos i loved the fact that it was just intense action for like 2hrs no need for plot... great job on the video its fuckin classic

IrelandFTW 2 years ago

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Transformers was awesome but I dont worry about plot holes

ivan2294 2 years ago

What the Hell could POSSIBLY have constituted that ANYONE refer to ANYTHING about this film as "awesome"?

If you took away the supposed photorealistic ILM renderings and watched the movie as it was before post-production and ILM (which even THAT wasn't done right) you could have NOTHING good to say about it.

And if you say "graphics are everything" I'm going to bop you across the bonce with a shoehorn.

JJMDude 2 years ago

Graphics are never anything, but the movie is based off action figures, so plot holes don't exactly matter. If it was an "original" idea like avatar then yes plot holes would matter, besides I do like to watch robots kick the shit out of each other, you don't watch michael bay for story, but to watch stuff blow up. I'm not a Graphics whore, in fact I hate those guys!!!

ivan2294 2 years ago

"but the movie is based off action figures"

What the fuck does it matter?? Coming from dubious source material is NOT license to overlook BASIC tenants of film-making and story structure. Come the FUCK on. It's not like this is some student film where you're supposed to be amazed it got made; they blew 200 mil making this, you probably paid north of $20 to see it, there's no fucking reason for you not to demand better from all that. You can make a good movie out of anything, and vice-versa.

JJMDude 2 years ago

You know what, I don't care anymore, it's my opinion, just please leave me alone. Good day to you sir. Oh and merry Christmas.

ivan2294 2 years ago

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This isn't clever or witty. I'd rather see this film than anything you have to make.

Brakywaki 2 years ago

The actual movie was a *(#@(*& nightmare for the game.

ninjawraith17 2 years ago

And the game had virtually no plot. They did well with what they were given, NOBODY could have honestly made it that well. It was still far more entertaining than this joke.

Brakywaki 2 years ago

actaully...if they did make a new mario movie, with Jathan Statham as toad...that would be kickASS!!

haitah 2 years ago

rofl.....though will smith should be luigi and martin should be mario.

THEsquirrel3d 2 years ago 3

in the beginning, you say it takes place in Brooklyn. Then Peach says her club is the hottest in Los Angeles?

Syntheticbrawler 2 years ago

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hundredsofthem 2 years ago

LOL TOAD AND YOSHI!! XD

hamtaro844 3 years ago

i think the Mario and Luigi should be switched around martin Laurence is small and chubby like Mario and will smith is tall and skinny like Luigi

PlanetZiggy 3 years ago

STILL wouldn't be as bad as Transformers was.

InverseNight 3 years ago

I have an idea for a sequel to this fad:

John Barrowman, Hayden Christensen, Shia LaBeouf, and Tommy Lee Jones in Star Fox: The Movie (costarring James Marsden as Wolf and Keanu Reeves as Bill).

RestamSalucard 3 years ago

meh they would never make another super mario brothers live action movie again after what happened with teh first one

dacookielad 3 years ago

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VictoRobCastro 2 years ago

of course haha(this is my second account haha)

Detth2you 2 years ago

Ok, so I think that means you don't like Michael Bay... DUH

wwefreak62 3 years ago 2

At least they used the name "Bowser" this time

TimThomason 3 years ago

Bowser's not his real name, It's King Koopa. The movie was right, we renamed him for the games in America for no real reason.

Brakywaki 2 years ago

Moviebob calls him Bowser, that should be good enough for anyone. It's a better name anyway, at least for Western audiences. Same with Eggman vs Robotnik.

JJMDude 2 years ago

The Bob Hoskins-real act also had nothing to do with the game, and Miyamoto also cried XD

Hattakiri 3 years ago

This makes the real super mario bros movie looks like the greatest movie ever!

henrik6754 3 years ago

LOL @ Toad! Holy shit thats great!

NowhereKid1313 3 years ago 2

Bloody brilliant. Probably would have made a better movie than the one that was actually made.

HeroOfLights 3 years ago 2

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fake

xandrel 3 years ago

Are you serious xandrel? I had no idea it was fake, I mean the beginning only said it was a parody and will not be a real movie

Anyways this vid is really funny, "Mushrooms are the new heroin" and "It has nothing to do with the game" yeah i bet this would be worse than the other Super Mario Bros. movie.

GigaTechManiac 3 years ago 7