Lyrics To "HandleBars" By FloBots

[arooa27]

i can walk while hewing gum

[MrSpunkmouth]

Look at me look at me im fat :(

[Jh5kRadio]

Chuck Norris is still not impressed.

[testing1tips]

i wanna see a platypus

[starkirby1000]

so true

[Mrengineerwannabe1]

↔Ñ↑↑ÑáÙ╝IN┴ãë³e!

[Moshinkowata]

Yay !

I Like It :>

[xB3ATRIZx]

:D

[ZombieKappa]

@sevendst19 As much as I don't want to have to disagree with a Youtube Commentator, I don't want anyone having a small heart attack every time they see this video. A three-part legislature prevents Obama from becoming overpowered or "bullying" (which could be a somewhat appropriate term) citizens. If anything gets out of hand, the Legislative Branch, the Judicial Branch, and the people would be able to impeach him.

[nikiATspyDOTcom]

lol hehe no metronome.... on the tellaghone XD

[GOWfreak09]

i used to ride my bike with no handlebars... then i took an arrow to the knee..

bitch..

[funnystuff2000]

they made a video of a dog with a hat on that shows some guy riding his bike with no handlebars it was soooooo funny

[countrymusicroks]

haha brings back memories of 5th grade!

[jamdourado]

First time I heard this song I only understood "I can ride my bike with no handlebars

No handlebars", glad I saw the lyrics, awesome song.

[L33T3AM]

see kids this is what happens when you ride a bike with no handlebars...hey mom look no hands

[GimmiACracker]

im from 4 years in the future. obama is going to make you cry

[Uncram23]

I used to ride my bike with no handlebars, then i took an arrow to the knee

[POKERFACE208]

the trumpet is stuck in my head

[Mr182gamer]

Yea that's right I'm listening to this song in 2012, Music doesn't expire!

[TheMrcoolguy77]

2:35 I hate you you're going to prison

[halo3man109]

i like the ending :P

[TheMrcoolguy77]

Me and my friend had stayed home because my mom went to the store so we listened to the T.V. music station and this song came on and me and him were like dancing it was hilarious

[lexxxisthebesteva]

ive been listening to this song nonstop for the last 2 day :) 2012

[TheEthanthor]

this is what happens u ride a bike with no handlebars watch out

[CuteDangoDaikazoku]

so what?! I can ride my bike with no teeth and a broken nose!

[OdiumMe]

@chaseideas4427 no, i forbid you to let you live your life.

[OdiumMe]

@snapperdog39 haha me too



[krane5587]

i can masturbate with no porn

[xbrokenxprincessx]

@krane5587 lmao

[MadmanGoneMad2012]

i cant ride my bike nigga stole my bike

[funnystuff2000]

they sud make a video of star wars ankin with this song

[lizywuuzhuur666]

This song used to scare me in second grade.... I have no clue why

[bloodyroseB3]

sick :3

[wet6u3576]

i can cum with no hands or anything

[meemee337]

but..but... i can ride my bike with no handle-bars >:O

[choorkut]

Thumbs up for this song as a theme song for SOPA protest

[sevendst19]

@choorkut NDAA would be more fitting. This act contains language which permits the President of the United States to detain any United States citizen, home or abroad, under his suspicion of posing a "terrorist" threat; the citizen can be detained indefinitely, without trial or hearings. The President, Barack Obama, specifically edited the document to remove any requirement of a tribunal, which is customary world wide; instead he insisted this authority be singularly decided by the president.

[NickolodeonLOVER101]

heres the fat version: I can survive halloween without no candy bars!

[MsMuffinpanda]

so u can have the confidence to say u can end the world in a holocaust? really? i think this song has more to say then just to have mere confidence. i think this song goes more far then just ridding ur bike without handle bars. listen to wat it says sounds more like a dictator song. can give us vaccinations or let us die? seriously open ur mind.=D

[hellfire12345able]

i can drive my car with no steering wheel...

[BFbcfc1875]

and i destory my computer when i see 240p 240p 240pppppp

[TheDruidProductions]

@BFbcfc1875 so u sit and go:: OHMYGOD THESE LYRICS ARENT IN 1080p! ?  xD

[sweetbtch21]

this song isnt about riding bikes with no handlebars or bragging...its about being able to do anything you put your mind to and having the confidence to say it...

[yognaut619]

i tried riding my bike with no handlebars once and i faceplanted :/

[snoopylove180]

u can lead a nation with a microphone , u can design an engine sixty four, u can make a living off a magazine ya ya.. i cant do that stuff, but i can shoot u, bleed u out, poison u, stab u, drug u, sufficate u, and torchor u , and who wins... ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!! WAT NOW SUCKER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!­!!!

[MetalSilverDX]

the 347 that didnt like this song can ride dhildos with no handlebars xD

[MetalSilverDX]

thumbs up if you can ride your bike with no bike o.0

[R3D3Y3DTUB3R]

i can't ride my bike with handle bars, I need them. I use this for the DJ at a dance , but he said there was sweres in it, but i fliped him off.

[jetsrule16]

thumbs up if u can ride your bike with no wheels

[obsidialord]

i didint know chuck norris had a theme song

[Mrengineerwannabe1]

Sounds like Classified.....

[YouLiamTube]

What is the meaning to this song? I love it and the meaning that comes across to me is someone growing into a dictator, like from a simple thing like riding a bicycle with no handlebars to leading/controlling the world.

[Fifafever224]

@YouLiamTube u got it

[YouLiamTube]

@Fifafever224 1 - 0

[Mrengineerwannabe1]

For whom the bells toll

[TheInsanePrism]

EPIC.... what else could you possibly want me to say....

[TheRaileybay]

Thumbs up if your listening to this in 1759 O.o

[IsLeoHuman]

So singing this song while riding your bike doesnt mean you can ride with no handlebars x_x

[SuperNerfAssasin]

@IsLeoHuman i learned that the hard way

[lolomgbrbgtgmt123]

Omg i love this song and i couldnt find it cos i forgot the name! i memorized all the words!!!:)

[ThreeDaysGrace10101]

yeah i can see your face through the telephone its called facetime

[KathyKNguyen10]

first time i heard was in the car at Taco Bell.

[Tobygamesfan100]

Thumbs up if your listenign to this in 2013

[mizz09izzy]

If you really listen to the song hes talking about the government. And how america's economy is going down

[bbjham546]

i listened to this while playing happy wheels



[amritpal79]

ahh 240p we meet again

[Skaterboireps]

I was listenen to his song when i was riding my bike, now im in the hospital....

[tctkenept17]

IM SO MAE HE SAID SPLIT THE ATOMS <--- SEE THE S YOU FORGOT THE S MAN HE SAYS ATOMS. Trolled

[plurpleplenguin]

I love this song, buuuttt,

How old is the song?

i remember hearing it in elementary school. and im in high school now.

[dahminecrafta]

@plurpleplenguin if so NO IDEA

[snoopylove180]

hay assholes just listen to the danm song

[snoopylove180]

his voice makes him seem hot

[jshlw]

I can ride my handlebars with no bicycle........so what now..........

[Helldiver450]

@jshlw IMMA RIDIN' MAH HANDLE BARS AT THE SPEED OF LIGHT! CATCH UP WITH ME COPPERS IF YOU CAN! MUAHAHAHAHAH!

[unaltered65]

@jshlw My bike rides a platypus with a telephone.......yeah thats right....i went there.......

[Scenebarbiebecky]

"I can keep beat with no metronome,"

I can too ! :O

[maltipoo102]

I can't ride my bike with no handle bars :O :O xD

[MindTrykz13]

i feel like the theme of this song is he is so proud he thinks he can do everything. thumbs up if you agree. lol

[MrStokesy1]

@MindTrykz13 It's actually signifying how Humans can do almost everything, and inturn it can drive people to do irration things...

[dethkiller42]

I love how this song perfectly fits the generic feeling of world domination.

[hiphoponeworld]

its one of those tracks that you know before you click them they are gonna have a lot of stupid "thumbs up if..." comments

[Petegrin1]

yes, pretty obvius i watch this in 2012 ..

[adamnfl664]

i like the song but ide rather skatebord like i doo

[elpaleteroman333]

i used to ride my bike with no handle bars but then i took an arrow to the knee

[BallBritts]

345 people can't ride their bike with no handlebars.

[Izingrod]

@insanitydragon95 this song got lots and lots of meanings. Every person got his point of view for this seriously. My point of view is a bit more based on the lyrics than the video. I think the song says that no matter who you are, because all humans are the same, by doing little things, in your own mind it unlocks thousands of possibilities. So, the guy riding with no handlebars soon believes that he got the control of the world. It's just my point of view tho :).

[leeanneloewer]

thumbs up if you thought it was funny when he said.. ME AND MY FRIENDS ARE PLATYPUS!!

[GuidoPoptarts]

@leeanneloewer Really? It's "Me and my friends saw a platypus" It's a reference to the previous "Flobots" which was just Jonny 5 and Yak. They used to go as the name "Platypus" That's the reason they threw that line in there, It's one of the simplest lines in the song, and really has little meaning to it.

[MrZeldahero]

i can ride my bike with no handle bars no handle bars no handle bars

i can lead a nation with a microphone with a microphone with a microphone

[MrMac1124]

i can rhythm wit no metronome

[TheDakota294]

how bout the song: changes by tupac....

[Chaseideas4427]

I wish I could change my name to Dakota . . . :l

[OdiumMe]

@Chaseideas4427 dokotas a gay name.



[Chaseideas4427]

@OdiumMe Why do you need to be a hater??? Let me live my life!!

[thegamez100]

temp0's version is better. In my opinion!!!

[theman145456]

345 people have to use handlebars



[insanitydragon95]

havent heard this song in awhile. if im not mistaken. isnt this song about anarky? just wondering

[Petegrin1]

@insanitydragon95 sounds like so, and it's awesome! i think the point is that a human nan do what he can do, he don't need any help of the shitty goverment

[insanitydragon95]

it sounds more like its talking about how the government can do what they want.

[saiyangirl22]

@insanitydragon95 it is -_-

[insanitydragon95]

@saiyangirl22 yeah figured that out genius

[saiyangirl22]

@insanitydragon95 -_-

[ocarrace]

@insanitydragon95 i got it after listening the 2nd time x3

im not sure all others are though...

[Chaseideas4427]

Luv the intro!!!

[mishid1]

i kno every word 2 this



[rolandroiroi]

i cant ride my bike nigga stole my bike

[crazyrabbit23]

@rolandroiroi Ha. Nice reference.

[LordAram]

What if we mix " Party Rock " folks in this?

[MrSoulstealing]

1 song u should do - headstrong by trapt

[shnnnmrphy]

thumbs up if it doesnt matter what year youre listening to this

[SteezeWithEaseLB]

this version is slowed down methinks

[izzydizzydevil2]

@ThatWhiteK1d same :D

[Paciferouses]

 <3

[WantToHaveSomeFun69]

i dont care what you can doooo!!!!!!

[misssingers]

cool



[Ramrothc]

BITCH I CAN END THE WORLD IN A HOLOCAUST!!! oh, and i can ride a bike with no handle bars

[talktothehandjess1]

thumbs up if your STILL listening to this in 2O12..

[AlyseDavis12]

@talktothehandjess1 same here



[narsasamaru]

@talktothehandjess1 im not listening to it in 2O12 im listening to it in 2012

[snipercat202]

thumbs up if you can ride your bike with no handlebars

[MrBrucesmith5]

@snipercat202 Sorry i had to thumbs down because i sadly can't :'(

[Mrengineerwannabe1]

@snipercat202

Yes, up hills too, through bumps,

Giant Brass 2 Junior!

[Fifafever224]

@snipercat202 thats not the point bitch

[SkeeterChild]

I can show you how to overdose XP

[MrLolatyou1000]

345 ppl cant end the world in a holocaust

[SexyBeast5671]

@ButHoleBlaStR69 quit talking shit about your own fucking president. he's doing more for this country then you are! shit! at least he's trying. doesn't matter if ts good or bad he got elected. when you become president then you can talk shit but you're not so sit down do your homework and go to bed.

[ConstanceT1]

the 345 people who disliked this song can't ride their bikes with no handlebars!! :P hehe

[juicymeggie98]

cwool



[teddybear4729]

i can send anyone to prison jus cause i dont like em' :)

[shobhit1228]

awsum song........!! luv it....

[konvict501]

my cock in size of like bar but multiplyed by 30

[ducktape775]

@konvict501 Dude...contact guiness world records.

[Robloxcomedyshow]

justin bieber w!ner is the size of disilike bar.

[The1997Pancake]

1:47 "A little bit of Jazz" At first glance, I thought it said "jizz." Haha, I'm silly. Anyways.. Great song!

[BobWiligins]

this song has a lot of meaning in it

its saying the potential of what people can do. In the beg they both can ride their bikes with no handlebars. the first verse is the guy just doing normal interesting stuff, while the other guy is doing bigger stuff, which turns out to bad. it overall shows people can start off with riding bikes with no handle bars and can either go good or bad

[riley4679]

i can ride your mom with no handle bars haahhahahaha

[xCoffeeNWeedx]

bin listnin

[lilonies97]

this song deserves 100000000000000000000000000000­000000000000

[marielucario]

Tried riding a bike with no handlebars, almost died so i took an arrow to the knee

[nikie3290]

ok we get it u can do everything.... geez show off

[wrcclan]

Totally had sex to this earlier today. jussayin

[sackjack22]

i was gonna post a comment about being able to do something or doing something but then realised that im not gay and have a life so i wrote this......

[annettebutler88]

It's kind of scary...the line "I can lead a nation with a microphone" is all too true.

[Chaternal]

Before, i could ride my handlebars with no bike, but then, i took an arrow do the knee, so i can only ride my bike with no handlebars... :'(

[Lynz3333]

i got to go to high school with these guys and gals great band.

[wizgirl25]

I used to make songs like this... then i took an arrow to the knee. im just sayin

[legoguy2414]

i like this song

[Eck0studio]

well don't we have a cocky show off then, riding bikes with handlebars n shit.

[blue444ify]

its 2011 and i still like to listen to this song :)

[richeyfilms]

@blue444ify its 1932, and im still listening to this song

[greenisawesomebymrw]

@blue444ify its 2012 :)

[blue444ify]

@greenisawesomebymrw yea it is :)

[ThatWhiteK1d]

@blue444ify its 2012 and i still listen to this song

[lovebirds123ful]

This is the best song i ever heard and i get wat it means

[skyrimizepic]

i used to ride my bike with no handlebars, then i took an arrow to the knee...

[superlolmanowns]

@skyrimizepic because nobody thought of that -.-

[TBaggingSince1990]

@skyrimizepic I used to be a faggot like you , spamming youtube channels with fail videogame memes , then I woke up.

[epicfailzxpro]

fkin love that song

[Hermunkle]

WOW a national gaurd ad with this song you fuckers at youtube are going to hell

[Robloxcomedyshow]

343 people tried riding with no handelbars

[cuteturtwig46]

its Leif Eriksson

[SUBSM4T619]

i can fuck a girl with no condom with no condom

[xlrnews]

chuck noris has no handle bars 

[revsaredead]

@superfletchification lmfao

[SunnyDeezer420]

we did an assignment with this song in my creative writing class!!!!! :D loll

[xiHawkx]

I can fuck your wife with no condom on, no condom on

xd

[gordonthewolf]

<---------- new them song :D

[Conbryvas]

@gordonthewolf Cause of me dummy