Friday Lyrics Analyzed with Rebecca Black

[SharpAssPickle]

Flagged haha

[SharpAssPickle]

This is so retarded

[roeishai]

hahahahahahahahahahaha

never saw such a big pile of bullshit...

[Judicial78]

I would love to put my hands on her soft cheeks, and gently draw her head into my pelvic region as my rock hard cock slips into her mouth and she begins to suckle my penis like a newborn calf suckling its mothers teet.

[LordYamasaki]

I signed in, just so I could dislike this..... I really don't think she understands how horrible this really is. Also, horrible acting is horrible.

[jmartin6514]

The real idiots are all the morons commenting on this who don't have enough brain cells to see that this is obvious satire, and that Rebecca Black is actually a genius. A girl this witty and smart (apparent in her sense of humor) is not capable of writing a song as horrible as "Friday" without knowingly doing it! It was an obvious elaborate marketing scheme, and all you idiots fell for it. All your attention got her a lot of notoriety, which led to traffic on her video, which led to GETTING PAID

[ni99anugget]

@jmartin6514 couldnt she find a better way of gettin payed apart from making a fool out of herself

[MohammarGhaddofi]

REBECCA IS A TERRORIST WITH A BOMB STRAPPED TO HER BREASTS!!!

[ClassItUpI0]

rebecca is a terrorist that needs to die i bet she has a bomb hidden in her panties somewhere she needs a cavity search she could take out america in a blink of an eye!!!!

- Jared Loughner

[haszpla]

SINS FORGIVEN

[dancingclones]

Guys this is in funny or die. Think about that. Obviously if it's on funny or die she isn't serious. I think it's pretty impressive that she can make fun of herself, and while this isn't the funniest thing I've ever seen, it's not awful.

[FunnyOnlyFunny]

i don't know why people are being mean to her!!! I bet 99% of you guys can't sing either

[BloodTheBad]

@FunnyOnlyFunny Does that means Rebecca Black also in the 99% group? Because she's the same level as the 99% (the "can't" sing group), but she has the courage to present her song...... and money. Go search on youtube for the 1% who capable of singing and compare it to Rebecca Black. See if she fits with their level.

[ReaIOsamaBinLaden]

THIS BITCH HAS A BOMB HIDDEN IN HER TITS!!

[asha341]

I believed her for a minute. Nice try Rebecca.

[The2050Hector]

REBECCA YOU ROCK!!!! IF YOU DONT LIKE IT HATERS DEAL WITH IT OR DIE IN A FUCKIN HOLE.

[jixz77]

Failed attempt to revive dead career and reputation (that is, of course, if u consider a career driven by hate a career)... Wht the fuck has afghanistan n Iraq got to do with anything in a teen song?. Ur bullshit full of lies. God it must have been BLACK FRIDAY! Curse you

[jmartin6514]

@jixz77 Maybe if you weren't a moron, you'd get that it's A JOKE!!!

[TheLeafCollection]

Who's this rebecca black everyone's talking about? I slept for a couple of months in hibernation and I have to wake up listening to "Friday" by an 'internet pop sensation'

[minniemouseears]

i can't believe some of you actually think she is being serious :D

[vincentcogon32]

you better sing it with subtitles explaining the metaphors!!!!hahahaha

[TheMoosebull]

BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAH NICE TRY.

This is funny.

You know Rebecca, lying isn't good for you.

[QuaBrook]

Lol

[Mageeelovesfrank]

Not funny , so I guess she dies ?

[ImagineMae]

Is she serious

[heykaitlynn]

@ilovealyna0306

If you thought she was serious, her acting can't be too bad, can it? You're contradicting yourself.

[TheBeckster007]

OMG.

I love you Rebecca.

xD

[deviavk]

Is She SERIOUS?!?!?!?!?!?!!!!!!

BULLSHIIIIITTTT!!!!!

at least have the balls to admit ur song sucks instead of trying to make us more mad wid ur crap...!

[1Lanavis1]

@deviavk This is satire. She is not serious. It's on "funny or die".

[Chryseiz]

what.. you trolling, rebecca?

[missfilledwithglee]

Hahaha i love it!

[worldofbatscraft]

Bullshit !!!! You know nothing about economy.

[eckaletta]

Meh I still dislike you.

[MrBetterOffDead]

Rebecca? We forgive you. You've won back our hearts.

[JvBeanies]

So is this fake? O_0

[worldofbatscraft]

What she sas about her songtekst is bullshit

[Kenndblack]

That just ruined the rest of my day.

[ilovealyna0306]

She shouldn't be singing, she should be acting. I mean I really thought she was serious.

[kotakoti1203]

omg rebecca cant trick me she just do this to us to like her

[powderluder]

woah... that was unexpected hhaha

[LyricsFame]

The song is great, glee made a cover and it was awesome! But her voice .... :P

[jidm5]

hahaa fair play to her.. that is jokes

[Chaosga]

Wow, I don't like this girl ether, but damn, some of you people are messed up. Seriously messed up. Like, there has to be some type of personality disorder with some of you cause damn, "Go to your mom's lap and die"? For writing a stupid song? That's a bit extreme don't you think? Maybe a hug perhaps? Maybe some recognition from your moms letting you know that you weren't an accident even though your dads still wish you weren't born. Resolve those issues first cause damn, y'all be crazy. LOL

[ZaynaLucy]

I actually love her for this.. haha x

[cocotoday]

what the fuck is she talkin about? you stupid hoe

[CaNdYBrA8]

Rebecca Black=Troll

[Daviddanbo]

I have an idea ! You should sit in my Dog's cage ! And maybe u could be fixed already! Go to your mom's lap and die

[Daviddanbo]

What the fuck is that???!! Your still a bitch tho. Nerdy whack!

[LuciferDante6666]

wow she's on weed :L

[anicarica]

She is very intelligent..:))

[chestnut960317]

ious

[chestnut960317]

@blootube1 I can't tell if ur joking or ser

[rumarch]

I still don't know which seat I should take..

[Erickoafantage]

haha now im from hate to normal cuz of this

[nomisill]

Subliminal messages

[xFuJai]

i cant live on this planet anymore fuck thiss

[bedwino]

seriously, you bitch?

[blootube1]

THIS IS SERIOUS YOU IDIOTS!!!!!!!!! SHE IS BEUTIFUL AND FLAWLESS!!!!!

[i8o7hu]

oh my gOD.

[xXxbellaxlunaxXx]

haha at first i thought she was serious XD this was pretty good

[nikkboyy]

what... the.. fuck.

[jerseygrl712]

This was so funny! Props to rebecca!

[akingamongstmen10]

Dude this chicks funny hahaha

[sune1112]

Lol she kinda made me go from hate to okey x)

[JuniorDMC1]

Quoting Incubus' Brandon Boyd: "We all live in a sick, sad, little world" ...not HER though...she only contributes to it vastly xDSDSD

[stikelemeou]

I cant't live on this planet anymore

[cash9011]

lol

[DysfunctionalMoments]

She needs to leave planet earth. This is too ridiculous! LOL seriously.

[4llemand]

omfg LOL

[originalph00tbag]

Rebecca Black, for this, all is forgiven.

[evemairfilms]

She's funny man

[d16mb]

Thumbs up if you're a troll

[LoyaltySucks]

FUCK YOU UNCLE JOEY IS THE SHIT

[Ohhmmgzzz123]

this is obviously a joke. calm down people..

[sckwn909]

.......Does she know what a beat poet is?

[SilverHakai]

Wow, Rebecca Black on Funny or Die. Well, at least it's nice to know that she has enough sense of humor to actually go through with this.

[EmilySaysRawhh]

Rebecca Black - The worlds biggest troll.

[17Mrmusic]

lol the best thing is that ppl takes this seriously loooool trolling

[giantessmess]

The best thing about satire is when people fall for it. Thank you to all the dumb commenters for giving me a second round of laughter. Bonus turtlemeat.

[emma2121212121]

She's trolling guys, take a joke.

[SingJew]

IS THIS SHIT REAL????????????????????????

[Ms51296]

blah blah blah

[ToMockAKillingBird0]

wait... Is anyone actually taking this seriously?... This is OBVIOUSLY a joke!  (and a pretty funny one at that) :)

[Moothereporter]

So many people getting trolled in the comments...

[lilanimemaniac]

I can't breathe; too funny!

[TheWyman98]

Great. Just great.

[Wartooth91]

best trolling ever

[converse729]

I was pretty sure it was a joke, but wasn't completely sure until the Uncle Joey part;)

[pjihae]

hahaha this makes me feel less angry about this girl's presence in the world.

[hyunniebunnie]

Why is no one in these comments getting that it's supposed to be a joke? o_o thumbs up rebecca!

[rawrrMonster819]

"What drew me to the song is that it comes from a really deep and a really painful place."

Yes, I understand the pain. In fact, every time I hear the song, I want to cry. I want to cry so very, very much...

[porcelainxpeachy]

As soon as she said, "And for others, it's a bowl of cereal." I lost it. This is hilarious. Lovely.

[majda131]

AMAZING @msrebeccablack I RESPECT U!!

[Lyssnbeck]

Guys.. She's joking.. I think it's hilarious.

[Platygon64]

I'm Calling Bullshit

[mentolsmoeg]

This is amazing...

I almost got some respect for her now.. lol

[xTheWhiteCrowx]

I love how she tries to sound smart and sure about the economy when she probably doesn't even know what a W-2 form is. Fuck off, you stupid little girl.

[ViP3RX84]

I hope she gets curb stomped either way.

[simiiskra]

blablablabla!!! i gotta have my cereal?! WTF??? if this is deep, than my name is justin bieber and im a pope.

[daanicattell]

yeahaye. sounds like bullshit to me.

[seznz]

Haha I saw this on another site & didn't realise it was for Funny or Die... I am so glad knowing that now coz holy crap if she was serious!?!??!?!

[TheKirbyness]

I didn't realize people didn't know what the song was about...:) I love how Rebecca agreed to get together with Funny or Die this is hilarious

[GuruKidHD]

This is kind of like a stupid test, if you think she isn't being sarcastic, you're stupid.

[lozztunes]

Lmao guys shes being sarcastic. These weren't the real meanings, she's trying to act like all the pointless lyrics had a meaning after all but she's just trolling us. None of the points shes making relate to the actual lyrics, and notice how she's trying to seem extra clever by talking about economic climates and financial stability? lol. Can't believe some of you are falling for it! xD

[cardiologizt]

shes 14 n talk about economy, politic... ckcckckck...

[matesprit]

she's obviously being sarcastic, guys.

[tommyclutter]

what next? "gonna get down on friday" talks about women getting abused!?

[ObeyTheDead]

Damn you, Dave Coulier, Damn youu!

[kanevsunder]

is she serious like foreal

[allthoseprettylight1]

rebecca just trolled us all

[beezoodoo]

bITCH YOU DIDN'T WRITE THE FUCKING SONG WHO WILL LIKE NI BET A DONKEY WILL LIKE ITI

[armos4eva1]

bitch you dont even know what economic climate and financial stability is. go play barbie

[dawdani63]

She's making this crap up

[dawdani63]

It sucks

[Girl20Bad]

haha... the bowl of cereal thing was epic xDD

[SevenRayedGod]

The american foriegn policy metaphor part had me rolling LMFAO

[fullmoon7786]

WHAT THE F*CK DID I JUST WATCHED ! ?

[saxyman22]

I love stupid people who post on YouTube... Ark Music Factory hire people to write "hip" songs, in which they then steal thousands of dollars from rich families who wanted their kid to become a star. That kid sings a song written by two ghetto guys, who know about 15 words of the dictionary, and becomes famous because the only smart move the company does is post the videos to YouTube so that people would laugh and thumbs down; thus, attracting more rich white girls to steal cash from.

[RobzFanpire]

She'd be a good actress.

[MrVideogamerns64gw]

say whatever you want, that won't change the fact that the song sucks!!

[MichaelRosenPoops]

is........this pooped?!

[anuwatprom]

The glory is not in never failing,

but in rising every time you fall.

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[MichelAmyDanny]

i love it from danny

[emmalee2222]

the amount of people who don't understand that this is a joke makes me sad, good satire is lost on this generation :(

[pinkmusic55]

Actually it's meant to be funny.... She isn't stupid.

[helleny97]

omg omg omg she's sooo fake! what a hell is she talking about???

She didn't even understand the lyrics and now she is trying to explain it?

Really? I hope this is a joke!

[ultimatekai]

@helleny97 Dude. She's being sarcastic. Are you really that dumb?

[AlarmCopter]

@helleny97 Its on a channel called Funny Or Die, do you really think she is being serious?

[DamnWILCO]

Is this illuminati?

[SuperPenetration]

How should we get the point of something "deep" in line- Gotta have cereal? Bitch please

[skysemotions]

Who realizes this is a joke? Calm down.

[Smartypants3342]

@xXuKnowthenameXx uhmm ur kinda mean and since nobody liked your comments and everyone liked his/hers then your wrong and nobody agrees with you.

[Smartypants3342]

@nicexe so he/she can make a point and so people can notice it? Why the heck not?

[muzak900]

*sneeze*

oh wow. i didnt realise i was so allergic to BullShit...

[hatamff]

is this bitch for real?

[willytheamazing]

@hatamff it's a fucking JOKE you moron!!!!!

god, Americans are so fucking stupid!...

[xXuKnowthenameXx]

@willytheamazing Yeah! And what are you? A retard?!

[zelayaj418]

Nice LOL....funny

[ibliveinme]

What the fuck.

[meganruth17]

So witty.

[mrThorleifsen]

i eat Poptards at the morning :3

[lidaandtheswan]

you don't have an audience to challenge...

[rosykarina]

HAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA­HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHA­HAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHA­HAHAHAHAHAHAAH 

[LordHelljackle]

@willytheamazing Who in their right mind would forgive Chris Brown for beating up Rihanna?

[juplacen]

I love her huge titties!

[Gizmotrold]

Shes totally trolling man ,

[willytheamazing]

PEOPLE PEOPLE

she didn't write friday!!!!

ARK MUSIC FATORY DID!!!

and they produced it!.... ALL OF IT!!!

all she did was sing it!.... dosen't everyone make mistakes?!!!

well her mistake was going to ark!... but forgive and forget right?!!!

YOU FORGAVE CHRIS BROWN FOR BEATING RINNAH

SO YOU SURE AS HELL CAN FORIVE HER FOR SINGING A FUCKING SONG!!!!

[philjk9372]

@willytheamazing yeah but chris brown doesn't get stuck in your head like this damn song does

[xXuKnowthenameXx]

@willytheamazing Yeah no.

[willytheamazing]

@xXuKnowthenameXx stupid ass gay bronie!!!!

my little pony is for little girls!... not full grown men

you fucking homo!... go cut and die

no one likes you you fucking gay!.... how dose it feel

to be bullied?

not so good huh?!!!

[xXuKnowthenameXx]

@willytheamazing I love you to :)

[xXuKnowthenameXx]

@willytheamazing And atleast im not a fucking fan of Rebbeca Black u twat

[willytheamazing]

@xXuKnowthenameXx I'm not a fan OR hater

[xXuKnowthenameXx]

@willytheamazing And not to mention Justin Bieber!

[Vv69er]

@willytheamazing I cant forgive and forget your spelling!! and she still sucks at singing so stfu!!

[xXuKnowthenameXx]

@willytheamazing To bad, Still hate her

[nicexe]

@willytheamazing Why do you WRITE IN CAPS?

[TheLaughingMan84]

@willytheamazing

Forgave Chris Brown? I started liking him BECAUSE he beat up rinnah

[dramaqueen10103223]

@willytheamazing I didn't forgive chris brown...

[willytheamazing]

@dramaqueen10103223 maybe YOU didn't

but 99% of the people on this earth did!...

[BedoorAlQattan5]

@willytheamazing i actually loved chris brown for doing that... lol

[willytheamazing]

@BedoorAlQattan5 At first i thought your username said "al qaeda"

but i just realized it was "Allqattan"

[BedoorAlQattan5]

@willytheamazing and why was that? :p

[willytheamazing]

@BedoorAlQattan5 al qaeda is a terrorist group

and Osama Bin Laden was the leader!...

[BedoorAlQattan5]

@willytheamazing well, i'm not one of them.....

[WarbleOnwards]

@willytheamazing I didn't like Chris Brown in the first place.

[Andiee994]

LOL how fake

[fermmm]

nice try