When life gives me lemons, i'm going to be looking at them wondering why in the WORLD DID I GET ORANGE LEMONS WHEN I CLEARLY WANTED PURPLE LIMES!?!?!?
Um Meyers lemons can look like oranges to someone who doesn't know what one is... It can range from a yellowish orange to a deep California Orange, orange. The $1 is to get people to see it instead of skipping it. When you search by price range, the $1 one would be the first you'd see. Just putting it out there. Still pretty funny! :)
"I DON'T WANT YOUR DAMN ORANGES!!!!!!!! I'm the guy whos gunna burn your house down! WITH THE ORANGES!!" You know want? It doesn't have the same feel...
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a playroom can mean a gaming room. like take celebrities for instance, they hav an arcade in the basement and a pool table as well. that could be their "playroom"
Ummm... Ellen? My cat barks. People told me it's because he's a Shih Tzu. But i've never heard of that kind of cats. Are there really cats that bark? LOL
Someone tried to sell a 9 year old girl on craiglist the FBI got involved and arrested the seller along with the bidders
TheCrazed8 1 day ago
Ellen I'm scared!!! My cat really does bark and I'm scared! He also makes a funny sound wen he eats...
cheeseburgerchick171 2 days ago
Ellen! I need to sleep! Your video wont let me sleep!
There ADDICTIVE!
sun4life98 5 days ago 5
"Playroom?!... What are they playing in there? Duck, duck, drunk?"
4ThHokage4ever 1 week ago
god dammit ellen, u just made me snort
5004willr 1 week ago
lol, duck duck drunk :)
carriefan0001 1 week ago
guess what.....BIRDS THE WORD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1
luv5880 1 week ago
Thanks Ellen, I was having a bad day and this video turned my frown upside down :).
Prostateless 2 weeks ago
ok thos my last ellen video!!! (an hour later) ok cant stop watching!!!
cheergymansticslover 2 weeks ago
@applePWNSall...and botox works
brothermoyen 3 weeks ago
1st fruit that came to my mind was tangerines. I had a tangerine tree as a kid.
Awillii 3 weeks ago
@staaaaccyyy she's too hot for 53.. i thought early 40s
GisforGorillaz 3 weeks ago
ellen and madona prove that age is just a number
applePWNSall 3 weeks ago
@applePWNSall Madonna proves that sugeries makes you look like plastic!
niltzzen 2 weeks ago
I have a cat that barks
TheCortelyou 1 month ago
@staaaaccyyy Oh My G- I'm not one to mention age, but I seriously thought she was at least 24!
RedRubyDragon6402 1 month ago
LOL PRESS X2 SPED UP IT IS HILARIOUS!!!!
Glitterdot99 1 month ago
@staaaaccyyy stay happy an playful! don't take things too seriously! that is ellens secret to staying so young.
MissBabyEeyore 1 month ago
ive got a motor vehicle for sale it only has two wheel and a chain and some reflectors for $50 contact me for details.
johnnie420420420420 1 month ago
i like how the top comment is just a quote from the video
ClubMusicTiesto 1 month ago
she should do funny crafts on pintrest!
gemmagtv 1 month ago
They aren't lemons. They are called "Limas". They are a mexican fruit that is a cross between a lemon, lime and grapefruit ^_^ Fancy!
chibipyrosama 1 month ago 5
when life gives u lemons u u make lemonnade but she said when life gives u lemons they might be oranges lol crack me uuppp
MsMilakunisfan 1 month ago
i think those lemons are oranges... xD
NikkyShay 1 month ago
She has such pretty eyes
sophiepritch555 1 month ago
she should've said "duck duck booze"
thbn35 1 month ago
When life gives me lemons, i'm going to be looking at them wondering why in the WORLD DID I GET ORANGE LEMONS WHEN I CLEARLY WANTED PURPLE LIMES!?!?!?
EmiRenee36 1 month ago
Actually those could be Meyer lemons. just read the wikipedia article...
nanu1980 1 month ago
...... Meyer's Lemons look like Oranges FYI Look it up.
Yeti4President 2 months ago
what are they playing duck duck drunk? hahaha (:
MollieEMoore 2 months ago 2
@staaaaccyyy she looks much younger then that
supakalifragalistic7 2 months ago
I live in Tujunga! haha
TaylorRama 2 months ago
Going on three hours of Ellen clips now. I'm such a winner.
AlexisMaeLovesSummer 2 months ago 6
Um Meyers lemons can look like oranges to someone who doesn't know what one is... It can range from a yellowish orange to a deep California Orange, orange. The $1 is to get people to see it instead of skipping it. When you search by price range, the $1 one would be the first you'd see. Just putting it out there. Still pretty funny! :)
PhantomLyric 2 months ago
Maybe he wrote the sign were it said: Lemons, great for orange juice.
AgentH53 2 months ago
When life gives you lemons make orange juice and leave the world wondering how the fuck you did it.
maggie21408 2 months ago 4
haha my dads always on craigslist :b
ilov3music2011 2 months ago
"When life gives you lemons... they might actually be oranges"
xxxcutiepatootiexxx 2 months ago
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MsBusyizzy 2 months ago
I'm guessing the "play room" was supposed to be "game room."
NucularRobit 2 months ago
"What are they playing quack, quack drunk??" Lol made my day!(:
MrsNemo27 2 months ago
@MrsNemo27 *duck duck drunk
azoj777 2 months ago
@azoj777 Thanks (:
MrsNemo27 2 months ago
@staaaaccyyy ARE YOU SERIOUS ???
hotserbiangirl 2 months ago
I found an ad for 2 tons of free dirt... 0.0
IRAWRKOOKIES 3 months ago
wtf is craigslist??????
BgirlRox123 3 months ago
when life gives you lemons.... take them. free shit's awesome
FreakMr1001 3 months ago 10
I love the title. "Ellen finds the BESTEST"
SharksRule567 3 months ago
what kind of games are they playing?? duck duck drunk?!? lmao
SoccaGal23 3 months ago
"When life gives you lemons, they might actually be oranges. If so, make orange juice" XD
567avril 3 months ago 5
thumps up if you Love ELLEN!!!!
LivEStryker911 3 months ago
Love You Ellen!
1983oct21 3 months ago
I wanna play duck duck drunk..
aubrey7x 3 months ago 10
"I DON'T WANT YOUR DAMN ORANGES!!!!!!!! I'm the guy whos gunna burn your house down! WITH THE ORANGES!!" You know want? It doesn't have the same feel...
viva0la0life 3 months ago
@viva0la0life lol I was thinking of Cave johnson too xD
9753241860hb 3 months ago
it's true. A meyer lemon is what the person described.
It originates from china.
MrStefanVidovic 4 months ago 3
ellen
MrStefanVidovic 4 months ago
Nicki from Nicki and John got a turkey from Craigslist.
CPMackenzie 4 months ago
LMAO. i love ellen <3
marydx3 4 months ago
If you wanna adopt you can have me!
LittleMonsterLurrve 5 months ago 9
The Meyers lemon description actually sounds like it could be a Meyers lemon...jeez Ellen.
AngelCutums 6 months ago 47
I've seen a couple of ads advertising free pat rats--
peakster753 6 months ago
I.LOVE.YOU.
KenzieLeeNorberg 6 months ago
The lemon thing actually made sense, a meyers lemon is like a cross breed of a lemon and an orange, google it ;P
Ubertommy69 7 months ago 5
"you know what they, when life gives you lemons, they might be oranges"
GleekGlambert21 7 months ago 288
those lights are for ADULT playrooms. LOL
playmymusic96 7 months ago 2
Drunk, drunk, grey goose
MeZZedUPShoW 7 months ago
@TheEllenShow Of course I'll come on the show! Message me a date. :D
iLikeWafflesLolXBL 8 months ago
I find the "If you have a cat that barks" comment ironic, because of the barking cat video floating around. xDD
RosenCinder 8 months ago 3
there used to be on ebay, a "refurbished post-it" it was a post-it that had been white out'd. it was bidded for about 10 dollars or 15. im not sure
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DuffleBaggOfJoy 1 year ago
Yeah, they are called- Limas - , they taste good
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ShannonMorgan5 1 year ago
Duck duck drunk sounds like a game that needs to be invented.
ToDreamIs 1 year ago
Ellen my daughter Just posted on here. I give full permission for you to post her video today if you wish!
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ELLEN PLEASE POST MY VIDEO ON YOUR SHOW TODAY !!!! Hey Everyone ! Snow day today ! I am 12 years old. Check out my channel! let me know what you think. I am interested in Acting and film making. I really want to do this. I love editing videos. Videotaping. etc. Let me know what you think. Please be kind. Thanx!
BellaSperanzaChannel 1 year ago
"What are they playing, duck, duck, drunk"?
mariofan4523 1 year ago 8
people kid around on craigslist. its just a different art of trolling
johnmorisi8 1 year ago
Bestest isn't a word -_-
dragonmustard2 1 year ago
Chuck Norris can squeeze orange juice from lemons
nightstalker0204 1 year ago
That tree was really a Meyer Lemon tree. Meyer Lemons are sweet, round, and have an orange tint.
omzzzzz 1 year ago
a playroom can mean a gaming room. like take celebrities for instance, they hav an arcade in the basement and a pool table as well. that could be their "playroom"
2216385 1 year ago
@2216385 or she could just be making shit up.
crazyjorge2111 1 year ago
I don't think she realizes that the first one was a troll. o_O
CommanderKairu 1 year ago
I believe the craigslister meant strip club when she wrote playroom. Same thing though, right?
googledoogle 1 year ago
duck duck drunk, I wanna play!
DanniElizabethS 1 year ago
she's a lesbian lol
SinSeared 1 year ago
Too Funny ! Thank you for making for a great Monday spent studying. : )
askmarkcb 1 year ago 4
ahahah
Liv3Lov3Laughh 1 year ago
haha this is epic, i want one of those light just wat my little sister needs!
jackie4leafclover5 1 year ago
what kind of play room is that!
LadyMyara 1 year ago
hahaha
itoldu123 1 year ago
who else couldn't stop laughing? :)
ItsMsLiz 1 year ago 11
LOL that first one must be living under a rock
richarldluva124 1 year ago 9
@richarldluva124 omg i have a lemon tree....at least i think so....except the lemons are sweet & orange...wonder what those could be?!
codynero8 1 year ago
LOL, duck, duck drunk
jamieworldhero 1 year ago 8
7th
katethegreat96 1 year ago
Ummm... Ellen? My cat barks. People told me it's because he's a Shih Tzu. But i've never heard of that kind of cats. Are there really cats that bark? LOL
brokenforeternity10 1 year ago 5
well, you know what they say... when life gives you lemons, they might actaully be oranges.
brokenforeternity10 1 year ago 10
LOL meyer's lemons
cooknfan11 1 year ago
cool :DD its bieberkeys :D
Canadagirl098 1 year ago
Oh God lol xD
TheNickelDimeQuarter 1 year ago
hi ellen
MrMrmagic1998 1 year ago 490
i think i found a new religion. Ellenism
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@IDAlecious
I'm an ellenist!!!! lol! :D
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@IDAlecious I'm in!!
That's my religion!!!!
rocklover142 7 months ago
@IDAlecious Amen!
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@IDAlecious can i join?
gayN3rd 3 months ago
@IDAlecious I shall be your 847th follower
marygonzo2000 3 months ago
first to comment. :D -@BieberUSAArmy.
ILOVEPINKZEBRAS101 1 year ago