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  • Someone tried to sell a 9 year old girl on craiglist the FBI got involved and arrested the seller along with the bidders

  • Ellen I'm scared!!! My cat really does bark and I'm scared! He also makes a funny sound wen he eats...

  • Ellen! I need to sleep! Your video wont let me sleep!

    There ADDICTIVE!

  • "Playroom?!... What are they playing in there? Duck, duck, drunk?"

  • god dammit ellen, u just made me snort

  • lol, duck duck drunk  :)

  • guess what.....BIRDS THE WORD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1

  • Thanks Ellen, I was having a bad day and this video turned my frown upside down :).

  • ok thos my last ellen video!!! (an hour later) ok cant stop watching!!!

  • @applePWNSall...and botox works

  • 1st fruit that came to my mind was tangerines. I had a tangerine tree as a kid.

  • @staaaaccyyy she's too hot for 53.. i thought early 40s

  • ellen and madona prove that age is just a number

  • @applePWNSall Madonna proves that sugeries makes you look like plastic!

  • I have a cat that barks

  • @staaaaccyyy Oh My G- I'm not one to mention age, but I seriously thought she was at least 24!

  • LOL PRESS X2 SPED UP IT IS HILARIOUS!!!!

  • @staaaaccyyy stay happy an playful! don't take things too seriously! that is ellens secret to staying so young.

  • ive got a motor vehicle for sale it only has two wheel and a chain and some reflectors for $50 contact me for details.

  • i like how the top comment is just a quote from the video

  • she should do funny crafts on pintrest!

  • They aren't lemons. They are called "Limas". They are a mexican fruit that is a cross between a lemon, lime and grapefruit ^_^ Fancy!

  • when life gives u lemons u u make lemonnade but she said when life gives u lemons they might be oranges lol crack me uuppp

  • i think those lemons are oranges... xD

  • She has such pretty eyes

  • she should've said "duck duck booze"

  • When life gives me lemons, i'm going to be looking at them wondering why in the WORLD DID I GET ORANGE LEMONS WHEN I CLEARLY WANTED PURPLE LIMES!?!?!?

  • Actually those could be Meyer lemons. just read the wikipedia article...

  • ...... Meyer's Lemons look like Oranges FYI Look it up.

  • what are they playing duck duck drunk? hahaha (:

  • @staaaaccyyy she looks much younger then that

  • I live in Tujunga! haha

  • Going on three hours of Ellen clips now. I'm such a winner.

  • Um Meyers lemons can look like oranges to someone who doesn't know what one is... It can range from a yellowish orange to a deep California Orange, orange. The $1 is to get people to see it instead of skipping it. When you search by price range, the $1 one would be the first you'd see. Just putting it out there. Still pretty funny! :)

  • Maybe he wrote the sign were it said: Lemons, great for orange juice.

  • When life gives you lemons make orange juice and leave the world wondering how the fuck you did it.

  • haha my dads always on craigslist :b

  • "When life gives you lemons... they might actually be oranges"

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  • I'm guessing the "play room" was supposed to be "game room."

  • "What are they playing quack, quack drunk??" Lol made my day!(:

  • @MrsNemo27 *duck duck drunk

  • @azoj777 Thanks (:

  • @staaaaccyyy ARE YOU SERIOUS ???

  • I found an ad for 2 tons of free dirt... 0.0

  • wtf is craigslist??????

  • when life gives you lemons.... take them. free shit's awesome

  • I love the title. "Ellen finds the BESTEST"

  • what kind of games are they playing?? duck duck drunk?!? lmao

  • "When life gives you lemons, they might actually be oranges. If so, make orange juice" XD

  • thumps up if you Love ELLEN!!!!

  • Love You Ellen!

  • I wanna play duck duck drunk..

  • "I DON'T WANT YOUR DAMN ORANGES!!!!!!!! I'm the guy whos gunna burn your house down! WITH THE ORANGES!!" You know want? It doesn't have the same feel...

  • @viva0la0life lol I was thinking of Cave johnson too xD

  • it's true. A meyer lemon is what the person described.

    It originates from china.

  • ellen

  • Nicki from Nicki and John got a turkey from Craigslist.

  • LMAO. i love ellen <3

  • If you wanna adopt you can have me!

  • The Meyers lemon description actually sounds like it could be a Meyers lemon...jeez Ellen.

  • I've seen a couple of ads advertising free pat rats--

  • I.LOVE.YOU.

  • The lemon thing actually made sense, a meyers lemon is like a cross breed of a lemon and an orange, google it ;P

  • "you know what they, when life gives you lemons, they might be oranges"

  • those lights are for ADULT playrooms. LOL

  • Drunk, drunk, grey goose

  • @TheEllenShow Of course I'll come on the show! Message me a date. :D

  • I find the "If you have a cat that barks" comment ironic, because of the barking cat video floating around. xDD

  • there used to be on ebay, a "refurbished post-it" it was a post-it that had been white out'd. it was bidded for about 10 dollars or 15. im not sure

  • Yeah, they are called- Limas - , they taste good

  • Hey y'all! I just posted a YouTube video called "The Finding Nemo 2 Song" - check it out!

    by searching for "Finding Nemo 2 Song" by Shannon Morgan. It should be the first video that pops up :)

    Together, we can make "Finding Nemo 2" a reality!!!!!

  • Duck duck drunk sounds like a game that needs to be invented.

  • Ellen my daughter Just posted on here. I give full permission for you to post her video today if you wish!

  • "What are they playing, duck, duck, drunk"?

  • people kid around on craigslist. its just a different art of trolling

  • Bestest isn't a word -_-

  • Chuck Norris can squeeze orange juice from lemons

  • That tree was really a Meyer Lemon tree. Meyer Lemons are sweet, round, and have an orange tint.

  • a playroom can mean a gaming room. like take celebrities for instance, they hav an arcade in the basement and a pool table as well. that could be their "playroom"

  • @2216385 or she could just be making shit up.

  • I don't think she realizes that the first one was a troll. o_O

  • I believe the craigslister meant strip club when she wrote playroom. Same thing though, right?

  • duck duck drunk, I wanna play!

  • she's a lesbian lol

  • Too Funny ! Thank you for making for a great Monday spent studying. : )

  • ahahah

  • haha this is epic, i want one of those light just wat my little sister needs!

  • what kind of play room is that!

  • hahaha

  • who else couldn't stop laughing? :)

  • LOL that first one must be living under a rock

  • @richarldluva124 omg i have a lemon tree....at least i think so....except the lemons are sweet & orange...wonder what those could be?!

  • LOL, duck, duck drunk

  • 7th

  • Ummm... Ellen? My cat barks. People told me it's because he's a Shih Tzu. But i've never heard of that kind of cats. Are there really cats that bark? LOL

  • well, you know what they say... when life gives you lemons, they might actaully be oranges.

  • LOL meyer's lemons

  • cool :DD its bieberkeys :D

  • Oh God lol xD

  • hi ellen

  • i think i found a new religion. Ellenism

  • @IDAlecious

    I'm an ellenist!!!! lol! :D

  • @IDAlecious I'm in!!

    That's my religion!!!!

  • @IDAlecious Amen!

  • @IDAlecious can i join?

  • @IDAlecious I shall be your 847th follower

  • first to comment. :D -@BieberUSAArmy.

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