"hi billy mays here to propose the best plan ever! everyone kills their babies and the economy will fix itself! Its the best democrat plan ever made!"
That's a 10 dollar value, yours, absolutely free! We cover everyone! From illegal immigrants, to rapists and drug dealers, to convicted serial killers! If you need money for crack and heroin, get Obama's stimulus plan!
Hi, Billy Mays here for President Obama's economic stimulus plan! Hey, if you wanna clean up toxic assets, I'll tell you what: for two easy payments of about two trillion dollars, we can get it done!
farrah fawcett died and st. peter gave farrah one wish. she wished that all children of the world would be safe. michael jackson immediately dropped dead! st. peter gave him one wish, and mj said "i need a really good pitch for god to let me in... poor billy mays had no idea what hit him.
St. Peter gave Billy Mays one wish, he wished for a wingman who can help him in his promos. He got not only Steve McNair, but Arturo Gotti as well... ABSOLUTELY FREE.
"hi billy mays here to propose the best plan ever! everyone kills their babies and the economy will fix itself! Its the best democrat plan ever made!"
JerFish12 6 months ago
So who do I make out the trillion dollar checks to?
Dude902 7 months ago
billy mays can sale everything
baozeng 7 months ago
The only thing that makes me sad is the fact he'd be on Fox News.
3lgar1 10 months ago
Only barely stuttered once, Billy Mays was a God he could sell you the shirt on your back
Alcibiades56 1 year ago
Billy Mays was and always will be the most epic pitchman ever. This proves it.
Samus312 1 year ago 5
Bought it
narutoshippuden1997 1 year ago
Billy Mays for President!
IKillzSlowly 1 year ago
Billy Mays should've been president of the U.S. He knows how to deal with sales like stimulus.
Bubbabink1 1 year ago 9
Billy Mays is the 21st Century equivalent of Ronald Reagan when you think about it.
DevoutSkeptic 1 year ago
<3 Billy Mays
KHwhitelion 1 year ago
That's a 10 dollar value, yours, absolutely free! We cover everyone! From illegal immigrants, to rapists and drug dealers, to convicted serial killers! If you need money for crack and heroin, get Obama's stimulus plan!
Catsareawesome7 1 year ago 3
We miss Billy. :(
R8erNation636 1 year ago 4
Billy Mays was epic. This vid is proof of it.
CENTRINOaki 1 year ago 4
I finally found where he says 2 trillion at
AuburnAttack21 1 year ago
we need a presidential pitchman. NOT VINCE.
emonerd826 2 years ago 9
I was sold for a second there
TheCrazyguy444 2 years ago 5
epic
rockypc24 2 years ago
I love it how in this Billy Mays just goes along the line without stopping, he thinks so quickly!
R.I.P Man.
AndRawrs 2 years ago 2
Amen, Billy Mays. ^^
KrystalCherryBlossom 2 years ago
The only billy mays commercial I dont like <:( sry Mays!
halowarrior1000 2 years ago
i'm almost convinced.
jinxedmodder 2 years ago
ohhh snappp
i guess someone didn't get an education
obama's from hawaii
fucking moron.
*clicks the block user button*
fucking trolls.
williamkendrick 2 years ago
Hahaha, For 2 easy payments of about 2 trillion dollars and we can get it done! lol
xTDSX36075x 2 years ago 7
And We'll include a Health Care bill, a Trillion Dollar value, yours free!
Until April 15th :P
Rektek23 2 years ago 50
HEHEHEHE @ rektek23
williamkendrick 2 years ago
what an awesome video.
jeremjay24 2 years ago
God, i gotta stop watching all these videos about billy.....it's just getting me sad..... R.I.P
killer1one1 2 years ago 20
billy mays owns obama
PhoenixKakashi19 2 years ago 54
Hi, Billy Mays here for President Obama's economic stimulus plan! Hey, if you wanna clean up toxic assets, I'll tell you what: for two easy payments of about two trillion dollars, we can get it done!
FWYGINOND 2 years ago 16
Is this real? It's halarious
pmr9591 2 years ago 13
RIP
He was a great man.
kiarou 2 years ago 15
You bet he was.
ThePowerWithin34 2 years ago
Obama needs to learn how to talk like billy mays
Nikkazaa 2 years ago 15
If he did that would be so awsome, I hope Obama reads your comment.
LeviathAileron 2 years ago 10
LMAO
ky015 2 years ago 7
damn Billy Mays was such a cool guy
rockowonderdog 2 years ago 12
go billy mays! rip man may all the fuckers who hate u burn in hell!
masterwolf47 2 years ago 4
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R.I.P.
~ __tinyurl{.}c0m/LastPitchmen Has tahe LAST unrele3 ased epi1sode of pitchmen!
estefanf456 2 years ago
Incredibly fun-loving guy...God Bless him, he'll be dearly missed
phantomlord54 2 years ago 7
billy mays was a funny guy, RIP man
token223 2 years ago 6
farrah fawcett died and st. peter gave farrah one wish. she wished that all children of the world would be safe. michael jackson immediately dropped dead! st. peter gave him one wish, and mj said "i need a really good pitch for god to let me in... poor billy mays had no idea what hit him.
anonymousanarchist 2 years ago 11
St. Peter gave Billy Mays one wish, he wished for a wingman who can help him in his promos. He got not only Steve McNair, but Arturo Gotti as well... ABSOLUTELY FREE.
redhurricane24 2 years ago 11
RIP Billy he was a great sales man
glaked23 2 years ago 4
what about 2 trillion payments of $2
MarktheSharkSheehan 2 years ago 8
RIP Billy :(
punkrockdrummer 2 years ago 2
This has been flagged as spam show
2 trillion dollars
sonicisback 2 years ago
everyone should were a blue long sleeve (folded up) shirt at his funereal...jk Billy Mays = #1 Hustler
djsonic99 2 years ago 2
don't forget the khaki pants.
carnac449 2 years ago 3
actually...they did do that. All of his friends including Anthony Sullivan carried his coffin wearing those signature shirts.
BrotherToDragons 2 years ago 2
RIP... I truly will miss him
Stoyakovick47 2 years ago
RIP Billy Mays...
ZombieMantis 2 years ago
RIP
georgenoory 2 years ago
He was truely amazing!
RIP
bibaby07 2 years ago
RIP Billy, we'll all miss you.
shrimpsmiaka1995 2 years ago
Rest In Peace, buddy :(
RetroTM 2 years ago
RIP Billy Mays
Castroph 2 years ago
Someone needs to youtube poop this.
frostythewargod 2 years ago 3
I'm convinced.
Where can I send my money?
Auxygen 2 years ago
Dude that totally sold me, where can I send in my payments?
Strickalator 2 years ago
Hillary Clinton, Secretary of State
Robert Gates, Secretary of Defense
Billy Mays, Secretary of Advertising
CoolBlueZR1 2 years ago 11
Billy Mays for president 2012!
GrimReaper19 2 years ago 14
billy mays is the man
giggitygoo42 2 years ago
This was great
happypranksgiving 2 years ago 3
Everyone should Hire Billy mayes
1ApertureRealist 2 years ago 3
Billy Mays could sell a condom machine to the Vatican.
happypranksgiving 2 years ago 25
lmao!
gtr1pno1 2 years ago
Obama should hire Billy ;D
TheBlackSin 2 years ago
fantastic
Repoman23 2 years ago 3
LOL
Mrgyn 2 years ago 4
Billy is the man!
jleack 2 years ago 5