But the FBI took away Megaupload, leaving me not other choices but to ask you to find another site which you can upload it to so I can download it and PLAY IT LOUD.
I hope so badly they ever make a Duke Nukem movie and they'll make it like a very wrong 80's movie, you know, Duke putting on his sunglasses and simultaneously lightning a cigar with a explosion behind him, which he caused himself ofcourse. That plus the special effects of today to bring the aliens alive. Aaaand some hot babes ofcourse.
@IcomeIviewIcomment Well ... if I check what they did with Resident Evil (which was a great series before Resident Evil 4 and the movies...) I doubt I really want any one to even get close to Duke but 3DRealms. When you let morons think, you end up with shit like Resident Evil: The movies and other stuff like that. DUKE DESERVES MORE THAN A MOVIE!!! HE DESERVES A WHOLE ALIEN INVASION! :D
Police at the door, asking if the all the noise could stop. We got (begged on our hands and knees) The Duke to take care of it. 2 minutes later, he returned with pork chops.
DUKE NUKEM makes me want to.... A: Kill someone. B: Troll. C: wanna kick Chuck Norris's ass. D: drink beer and eat steroids. E: Stab my eyes out. F: Play Halo Reach G: Play Metal Gear Solid 4 again. H: play SSBB again. I: play WWE All Stars. J: Get Down. K: Become Boxxy. L: Transform into a girl. M: Take a ARROW TO THE KNEE. N: Watch Detective Conan. O: Chew Bubblegum and kick ass PICK A LETTER NOW!
I know Duke Nukem Forver got some bad reviews but this game is great for all us old skool gamers. It is the Duke at his finest and it was meant to be that way. Awesomely bad like "Road House"! fuck all the haters! Duke is the the man and always will be. When DNF was released a few days ago it made me think about how FPSs have changed but the Duke has always been about keeping it real and stupid at the same time. I knew this game was not going to win any awards but it is golden in my books.
@jaegermx Epic win with your comment. I love Duke Nukem Forever. Makes me feel like im back in the 90s. Screw all the reviewers. This game is legendary in my opnion so they better shut thier mouths because DUKE IS ALL OUT OF GUM!!!!
@superspy6 thank you sir! I don't think anyone has ever voted up a comment I have ever posted. I remember spending an entire summer playing Duke Nukem 3D with my buddy. This game is a throw back and makes fun of what FPS have become. I liked Call of Duty up until black ops but the multiplayer is total shit. I am interested to see what Raven and Sledgehammer will bring to the table with MW3 and with what is left of Infinity Ward but I never had that kind of doubt in the Duke an never will!
my favorite one line from the Duke in DNF is "I'm your huckleberry" cuz that is what Doc Holiday says in Tombstone and I have an artistic picture of Doc Holiday hanging up above my TV....I laughed my ass off when I heard that shit in ghost town!
@jaegermx I totally agree with what you're saying, I'm starting to find it annoying watching reviews that gives this game a score of below avarage - they don't know what they're doing!
@jaegermx I agree. I played Old Skool Duke 3D Atomic Edition on my N64. I barley knew it but fuck, I still played.
Duke is the MAN. And no overrated FPS game will replace this, and more Duke will come! I don't give a fuck about all the other people who stick to CoD, They can just rage in CoD and STILL not realize that games were made for fun. This brings the meaning of 'Fun', 'Kickass', and 'Babes' into one awesome soup. DUKE WILL NOT DIE!
@RateMaster22 very well said my friend, COD does nothing but make its players rage. Duke is, has been, and always will be fun. So what if the graphics aren't better than every other game out there, its the gameplay the makes the game great. Been a fan of the duke series since i was a kid, back when it was a 2D sidescroller. HAIL TO THE KING
Um...am I the only one who thinks this is a variation of some song? I suddenly start singing "...because heroes never die...", but can't remember, where it's from.
@Lona90Bs Duke Nukem is a time lord and he is second incarnation of Chuck Norris. Chuck Norris was forced to regenerate becouse his future self (as Duke) punched him into his face
I prefer the original version
deantivakul 1 week ago
MORE THAN JUST AWESOME.
ZockerSeth 1 week ago
" I AM SIR DUKE I KICK THY ASS "
KaisyuVadin 1 week ago
Awesome, thx bro!
But the FBI took away Megaupload, leaving me not other choices but to ask you to find another site which you can upload it to so I can download it and PLAY IT LOUD.
HAIL TO THE KING BABY!
Clearly, the FBI doesn't know who Duke Nukem is.
GrindedCorpse 1 week ago
I hope so badly they ever make a Duke Nukem movie and they'll make it like a very wrong 80's movie, you know, Duke putting on his sunglasses and simultaneously lightning a cigar with a explosion behind him, which he caused himself ofcourse. That plus the special effects of today to bring the aliens alive. Aaaand some hot babes ofcourse.
IcomeIviewIcomment 1 month ago
@IcomeIviewIcomment Well ... if I check what they did with Resident Evil (which was a great series before Resident Evil 4 and the movies...) I doubt I really want any one to even get close to Duke but 3DRealms. When you let morons think, you end up with shit like Resident Evil: The movies and other stuff like that. DUKE DESERVES MORE THAN A MOVIE!!! HE DESERVES A WHOLE ALIEN INVASION! :D
GrindedCorpse 1 week ago
I grew up with Time to kill so i still rank TOK as #1 and DNFE as #2
KaiserVadin 2 months ago
@KaiserVadin I grew up with the originals, Duke, Duke 2 and Duke 3D! :)
GrindedCorpse 1 week ago
Backyard BBQ with Duke Nukem:
Police at the door, asking if the all the noise could stop. We got (begged on our hands and knees) The Duke to take care of it. 2 minutes later, he returned with pork chops.
Hail to the King, baby!
dannystuivenberg 3 months ago 4
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SSCode09 5 months ago 2
@SSCode09 d easy
StalkerSandwich 5 months ago
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DUKE NUKEM makes me want to.... A: Kill someone. B: Troll. C: wanna kick Chuck Norris's ass. D: drink beer and eat steroids. E: Stab my eyes out. F: Play Halo Reach G: Play Metal Gear Solid 4 again. H: play SSBB again. I: play WWE All Stars. J: Get Down. K: Become Boxxy. L: Transform into a girl. M: Take a ARROW TO THE KNEE. N: Watch Detective Conan. O: Chew Bubblegum and kick ass PICK A LETTER NOW!
SSCode09 2 months ago
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SSCode09 5 months ago
Halo armor is for pussys.
nightnoia 5 months ago
This song is composed directly by Chuck Norris!
takusamadotcom 5 months ago
@takusamadotcom LOL!
natman1555 4 months ago
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The one person that clicked dislike is a peice of alien, babe-stealing scum that's gonna get his ass kicked!
smash5599 5 months ago
chuck norris just kicked my ass and scared the crap outta me in a minecraft mod
but hes still better than duke
sorry duke ur awesome but nobody can kill the norris
LemonVX 6 months ago
@LemonVX No, wrong. It's Duke Nukem in disguise..next time, he won't be so easy on you.
Cresitan258 5 months ago
@LemonVX BOOO CHUCK SUCKS DUKE ROCK duke>god>chuck>
pokemonfan8883 4 months ago
This is the song of chuck norris is reading ....
MxSkuad 6 months ago
3 people realize they never have a lot of hot chick like the duke
Eldast92 6 months ago
3 people R.I.P(Rest In Pices)
0verRunneR 6 months ago
name of the song
JuanR0d 6 months ago
Chuck Norris is Duke's dark apprentice >:3
hamannzz 6 months ago
Duke's Friends/family
Brother-Goku
Friend-Chuck Norris
Father-Gulie
Friend-Trolol Guy
Pet -one of dethtok's waywardly kittehs
StalkerSandwich 7 months ago
@StalkerSandwich whos gulie
MonsterCockWithBacon 6 months ago
@MonsterCockWithBacon look it up
StalkerSandwich 6 months ago
@StalkerSandwich you mean guile?
yaktr12 5 months ago
Duke=kicking ass
Chuck=selling total gym's on tv
machielste1 7 months ago
this theme is just horrible compared to the old versions. And I'm the new school type guy
sejko 7 months ago
Last time Mr. Nukem had mexican food, he crapped Chuck Norris.
Pwn3r33 7 months ago
Just uploaded the remastered version [website's song]
/watch?v=ZznzOUK70SY
(remastered version is not that good thou..)
JaXXon80 7 months ago
hail to the king baby =P iallways knew my teacher and idal would return >=P
ultraking312 7 months ago
Duke nukem forever is the best game
halostudioz 7 months ago
duke comes back see chuck goes come with me chuck comes 10 seconds later chucks wife "wheres chuck?" duke "in there sucking his own dick"
bestathaloreach9989 7 months ago
I Want with Lyrics
TransparencyDigital 7 months ago
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Note to self: Never quote Duke Nukem lines while having sex. She will cum before you get a chance to get her to do anything...
luckymouse1971 7 months ago
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This game sucks
beastkade13 7 months ago
at 0:41 it reminds me on Doom - The Movie at the ego shooter scene ... oh what i'm talking about? Looks like a doomed space marine! =D
XxfireboiixX 7 months ago
Chuck norris was cloned from one of dukes pubic hairs
IL3I 7 months ago 21
@IL3I hair doesn't grow on steel
DankillerGTAhero4 2 months ago 8
Дюк Нюкем король!!!! :-)
TheHawke777 7 months ago
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HAIL TO THE FUCKING KING!!!!!!
xfalconarmor24e98 8 months ago
Great!!!!!
MrLeviathan83 8 months ago
we have waited, but now he's back, FOREVER!!!!!!
Daxer2009 8 months ago
@Daxer2009 now when he is back and finished his work...vote for him as a President (if you played the game to the end :D)
BIOSHOCKFOXX 8 months ago
the ESRB was going to make DNF an AO rated game, but they didn't have the balls
GeneralFantastic 8 months ago
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Daxer2009 8 months ago
Hail to the King hes back and i dont think hes ready to leave
thesnipishark 8 months ago
Why have i not heard this version before...
crazydude53 8 months ago
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Come Get Some.
RateMaster22 8 months ago
Megadeth from 1999 ;)
Krautmaster86 8 months ago
well, chuck had a good run, but now, DUKE IS BACK AND HE WANTS TO GIVE SOME!
DevilForm666 8 months ago
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Duke must be President of USA.
VeSanter 8 months ago
eat MIGHTY BOOT CHUCK!!!!!
modmadness1 8 months ago
Not my babes! Not in my town! You alien motherfuckers are gonna pay for this! :D
Olmaxo 8 months ago
Wait a minute....I HAVE A WIFE!
HyperShadic89 8 months ago
I know Duke Nukem Forver got some bad reviews but this game is great for all us old skool gamers. It is the Duke at his finest and it was meant to be that way. Awesomely bad like "Road House"! fuck all the haters! Duke is the the man and always will be. When DNF was released a few days ago it made me think about how FPSs have changed but the Duke has always been about keeping it real and stupid at the same time. I knew this game was not going to win any awards but it is golden in my books.
jaegermx 8 months ago 27
@jaegermx Epic win with your comment. I love Duke Nukem Forever. Makes me feel like im back in the 90s. Screw all the reviewers. This game is legendary in my opnion so they better shut thier mouths because DUKE IS ALL OUT OF GUM!!!!
Data804 8 months ago
@jaegermx Why is no one voteing you up? I GIVE YOU VOTE UP :D
superspy6 8 months ago
@superspy6 thank you sir! I don't think anyone has ever voted up a comment I have ever posted. I remember spending an entire summer playing Duke Nukem 3D with my buddy. This game is a throw back and makes fun of what FPS have become. I liked Call of Duty up until black ops but the multiplayer is total shit. I am interested to see what Raven and Sledgehammer will bring to the table with MW3 and with what is left of Infinity Ward but I never had that kind of doubt in the Duke an never will!
jaegermx 8 months ago 2
my favorite one line from the Duke in DNF is "I'm your huckleberry" cuz that is what Doc Holiday says in Tombstone and I have an artistic picture of Doc Holiday hanging up above my TV....I laughed my ass off when I heard that shit in ghost town!
jaegermx 8 months ago
@jaegermx I totally agree with what you're saying, I'm starting to find it annoying watching reviews that gives this game a score of below avarage - they don't know what they're doing!
FelRezial 8 months ago
@jaegermx I agree. I played Old Skool Duke 3D Atomic Edition on my N64. I barley knew it but fuck, I still played.
Duke is the MAN. And no overrated FPS game will replace this, and more Duke will come! I don't give a fuck about all the other people who stick to CoD, They can just rage in CoD and STILL not realize that games were made for fun. This brings the meaning of 'Fun', 'Kickass', and 'Babes' into one awesome soup. DUKE WILL NOT DIE!
RateMaster22 8 months ago 5
@RateMaster22 very well said my friend, COD does nothing but make its players rage. Duke is, has been, and always will be fun. So what if the graphics aren't better than every other game out there, its the gameplay the makes the game great. Been a fan of the duke series since i was a kid, back when it was a 2D sidescroller. HAIL TO THE KING
shitflinger 8 months ago 2
@jaegermx i totally agree with you
TLKGuitarMan 3 months ago
@jaegermx Fuck yeah!
Wiiwillrockyouup 1 month ago
Um...am I the only one who thinks this is a variation of some song? I suddenly start singing "...because heroes never die...", but can't remember, where it's from.
Oh and P.S. - ALL HAIL TO DA KING, BABY!
bowmen08 8 months ago
DIE FOR METAL!!!!
GamesItalY 8 months ago
Chuck Norris:is there no one left on this earth that can stop me??
"Now... Fight Your Rival" Awesome Music Starts Playing then duke walks in
Chuck Norris:Oh Shit
Duke Nukem:Hey. My Names Duke Nukem and im back to kick your ass and chew bubble gum.... and im all out of gum
KerorogunsoTV14 8 months ago
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My Name's Duke NUKem.. And I'm Back To Kick Ass and chew Bubble Gum and im all out of gum....
FisherJunkVIc20 8 months ago
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FisherJunkVIc20 8 months ago
ive got balls of fail lol
cdmaster35 8 months ago
beer and women, those are the priorities
Duke is the best
Hail to the king!!!!!!
martblack1 8 months ago
Duke is a great monster!!!!!! yeah
martblack1 8 months ago
Some one misclick on the thumb up, you fail. xD
leemiltz 8 months ago
chuck met duke in a dark alley......duke walked out there was nothing left of chuck but a bloody smear on the ground.
Nazzgul101 8 months ago
Duke Nukem makes Chuck Norris to look like a whiner.
NikoTheThunder 8 months ago
Fail to the king, baby.
playram1 8 months ago
@playram1 You are the fail, hail to the king
NikoTheThunder 8 months ago
When I imagine Chuck Norris and the Duke meeting each other
I just see Chuck break to pieces on sight of Duke!!!!!!!
HAIL TO THE KING BABY!!!!!!!
Yotsubushi 8 months ago
Someone did not hail to the king... thus got owned by Duke
roster312 8 months ago
ALWAYS BET ON DUKE
zeddie7teddie 8 months ago
I GOT BALLS OF STEEL !!
shimizu67 8 months ago
I Disliked so I'd be able to battle Duke Nukem!
Sectoidzor 8 months ago
@Sectoidzor You must be brave, or suicidle?
superspy6 8 months ago
@superspy6
I am scared shitless! But Ill do it for the lulz.
Sectoidzor 8 months ago
@Sectoidzor Good man, you will die with honor.
superspy6 8 months ago
Duke Nukem was delayed because he was to busy killing Osama.
Garinovitch 8 months ago 9
Fuck yea.
Ryuthedragon91 8 months ago
Osama Bin Laden has been reported dead!
In totally unrelated news, Duke Nukem just returned from some R&R in Pakistan...
MPieter88 8 months ago 28
There's a damn good reason why there's no dislikes. Duke himself has forbid it.
galvatronic2 8 months ago 7
@galvatronic2
What if i dislike? What will you do? Huh? HUH? Im gonna do it!
Etimoz 8 months ago
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SuperL473 8 months ago
@Etimoz you will get your ass kicked in a minute xD
hazer2011 8 months ago
Good Job EPIC *---*
Feuerteufel96 8 months ago
Pre-ordered through Steam for PC (hardcore PC FPS player). Been a long, long wait and I'm really looking forward to it.
john2earth 8 months ago
1 week...
king1kevino 8 months ago
after 13 years of R&R...
friggin beautiful!! O_O
MPieter88 8 months ago
Chuck can go back to Texas ---> Duke is back and he wants his throne back
NoMusicNoLife1337 8 months ago 149
@NoMusicNoLife1337 everyone commented here is dead yesterday due to high roundhouse kick activity!
KabanScorp 8 months ago
@NoMusicNoLife1337 HAIL TO THE KING BABY !!! (that's what he would say to Chuck :D )
BIOSHOCKFOXX 8 months ago
@NoMusicNoLife1337 so true
sonicmastermind 7 months ago
@NoMusicNoLife1337 He's going back with a neck cast, after Duke got to sock him, dead in the face, too! XD
masterDevis 4 months ago
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NoMusicNoLife1337 8 months ago
Cool Soundtrack
MrDude090 8 months ago
duke is in another leage then chuck XD
"the DUKE leage " !!!
come and try to chew bubblegum and get your ass kick't :P
recon1875 9 months ago
Duke > chuck norris
Lona90Bs 9 months ago 103
@Lona90Bs Duke Nukem is a time lord and he is second incarnation of Chuck Norris. Chuck Norris was forced to regenerate becouse his future self (as Duke) punched him into his face
Irandael 8 months ago
@Lona90Bs Sam > Duke
Nogarkhaz 8 months ago
@Nogarkhaz Sam <<< Duke ;[
htbrjd 8 months ago
@Nogarkhaz who the fuck is sam
StalkerSandwich 7 months ago
@StalkerSandwich may Serious Sam xD
UnlimitedB1adeWork 6 months ago
The Best
Sirczeresniaczek 9 months ago
<3 it
SolveSoul 9 months ago
This isn't HQ...
daBabyBig 9 months ago
emosewa
MotherfuckingBlauny 11 months ago
So badass...
aztaclalz 11 months ago