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  • I prefer the original version

  • MORE THAN JUST AWESOME.

  • " I AM SIR DUKE I KICK THY ASS "

  • Awesome, thx bro!

    But the FBI took away Megaupload, leaving me not other choices but to ask you to find another site which you can upload it to so I can download it and PLAY IT LOUD.

    HAIL TO THE KING BABY!

    Clearly, the FBI doesn't know who Duke Nukem is.

  • I hope so badly they ever make a Duke Nukem movie and they'll make it like a very wrong 80's movie, you know, Duke putting on his sunglasses and simultaneously lightning a cigar with a explosion behind him, which he caused himself ofcourse. That plus the special effects of today to bring the aliens alive. Aaaand some hot babes ofcourse.

  • @IcomeIviewIcomment Well ... if I check what they did with Resident Evil (which was a great series before Resident Evil 4 and the movies...) I doubt I really want any one to even get close to Duke but 3DRealms. When you let morons think, you end up with shit like Resident Evil: The movies and other stuff like that. DUKE DESERVES MORE THAN A MOVIE!!! HE DESERVES A WHOLE ALIEN INVASION! :D

  • I grew up with Time to kill so i still rank TOK as #1 and DNFE as #2

  • @KaiserVadin I grew up with the originals, Duke, Duke 2 and Duke 3D! :)

  • Backyard BBQ with Duke Nukem:

    Police at the door, asking if the all the noise could stop. We got (begged on our hands and knees) The Duke to take care of it. 2 minutes later, he returned with pork chops.

    Hail to the King, baby!

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  • @SSCode09 d easy

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  • Halo armor is for pussys.

  • This song is composed directly by Chuck Norris!

  • @takusamadotcom LOL!

  • chuck norris just kicked my ass and scared the crap outta me in a minecraft mod

    but hes still better than duke

    sorry duke ur awesome but nobody can kill the norris

  • @LemonVX No, wrong. It's Duke Nukem in disguise..next time, he won't be so easy on you.

  • @LemonVX BOOO CHUCK SUCKS DUKE ROCK duke>god>chuck>

  • This is the song of chuck norris is reading ....

  • 3 people realize they never have a lot of hot chick like the duke

  • 3 people R.I.P(Rest In Pices)

  • name of the song

  • Chuck Norris is Duke's dark apprentice >:3

  • Duke's Friends/family

    Brother-Goku

    Friend-Chuck Norris

    Father-Gulie

    Friend-Trolol Guy

    Pet -one of dethtok's waywardly kittehs

  • @StalkerSandwich whos gulie

  • @MonsterCockWithBacon look it up

  • @StalkerSandwich you mean guile?

  • Duke=kicking ass

    Chuck=selling total gym's on tv

  • this theme is just horrible compared to the old versions. And I'm the new school type guy

  • Last time Mr. Nukem had mexican food, he crapped Chuck Norris.

  • Just uploaded the remastered version [website's song]

    /watch?v=ZznzOUK70SY

    (remastered version is not that good thou..)

  • hail to the king baby =P iallways knew my teacher and idal would return >=P

  • Duke nukem forever is the best game

  • duke comes back see chuck goes come with me chuck comes 10 seconds later chucks wife "wheres chuck?" duke "in there sucking his own dick"

  • I Want with Lyrics

  • at 0:41 it reminds me on Doom - The Movie at the ego shooter scene ... oh what i'm talking about? Looks like a doomed space marine! =D

  • Chuck norris was cloned from one of dukes pubic hairs

  • @IL3I hair doesn't grow on steel

  • Дюк Нюкем король!!!! :-)

  • Great!!!!!

  • we have waited, but now he's back, FOREVER!!!!!!

  • @Daxer2009 now when he is back and finished his work...vote for him as a President (if you played the game to the end  :D)

  • the ESRB was going to make DNF an AO rated game, but they didn't have the balls

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  • Hail to the King hes back and i dont think hes ready to leave

  • Why have i not heard this version before...

  • Megadeth from 1999 ;)

  • well, chuck had a good run, but now, DUKE IS BACK AND HE WANTS TO GIVE SOME!

  • eat MIGHTY BOOT CHUCK!!!!!

  • Not my babes! Not in my town! You alien motherfuckers are gonna pay for this! :D

  • Wait a minute....I HAVE A WIFE!

  • I know Duke Nukem Forver got some bad reviews but this game is great for all us old skool gamers. It is the Duke at his finest and it was meant to be that way. Awesomely bad like "Road House"! fuck all the haters! Duke is the the man and always will be. When DNF was released a few days ago it made me think about how FPSs have changed but the Duke has always been about keeping it real and stupid at the same time. I knew this game was not going to win any awards but it is golden in my books.

  • @jaegermx Epic win with your comment. I love Duke Nukem Forever. Makes me feel like im back in the 90s. Screw all the reviewers. This game is legendary in my opnion so they better shut thier mouths because DUKE IS ALL OUT OF GUM!!!!

  • @jaegermx Why is no one voteing you up? I GIVE YOU VOTE UP :D

  • @superspy6 thank you sir! I don't think anyone has ever voted up a comment I have ever posted. I remember spending an entire summer playing Duke Nukem 3D with my buddy. This game is a throw back and makes fun of what FPS have become. I liked Call of Duty up until black ops but the multiplayer is total shit. I am interested to see what Raven and Sledgehammer will bring to the table with MW3 and with what is left of Infinity Ward but I never had that kind of doubt in the Duke an never will!

  • my favorite one line from the Duke in DNF is "I'm your huckleberry" cuz that is what Doc Holiday says in Tombstone and I have an artistic picture of Doc Holiday hanging up above my TV....I laughed my ass off when I heard that shit in ghost town!

  • @jaegermx I totally agree with what you're saying, I'm starting to find it annoying watching reviews that gives this game a score of below avarage - they don't know what they're doing!

  • @jaegermx I agree. I played Old Skool Duke 3D Atomic Edition on my N64. I barley knew it but fuck, I still played.

    Duke is the MAN. And no overrated FPS game will replace this, and more Duke will come! I don't give a fuck about all the other people who stick to CoD, They can just rage in CoD and STILL not realize that games were made for fun. This brings the meaning of 'Fun', 'Kickass', and 'Babes' into one awesome soup. DUKE WILL NOT DIE!

  • @RateMaster22 very well said my friend, COD does nothing but make its players rage. Duke is, has been, and always will be fun. So what if the graphics aren't better than every other game out there, its the gameplay the makes the game great. Been a fan of the duke series since i was a kid, back when it was a 2D sidescroller. HAIL TO THE KING

  • @jaegermx i totally agree with you

  • @jaegermx Fuck yeah!

  • Um...am I the only one who thinks this is a variation of some song? I suddenly start singing "...because heroes never die...", but can't remember, where it's from.

    Oh and P.S. - ALL HAIL TO DA KING, BABY!

  • DIE FOR METAL!!!!

  • Chuck Norris:is there no one left on this earth that can stop me??

    "Now... Fight Your Rival" Awesome Music Starts Playing then duke walks in

    Chuck Norris:Oh Shit

    Duke Nukem:Hey. My Names Duke Nukem and im back to kick your ass and chew bubble gum.... and im all out of gum

  • ive got balls of fail lol

  • beer and women, those are the priorities

    Duke is the best

    Hail to the king!!!!!!

  • Duke is a great monster!!!!!! yeah

  • Some one misclick on the thumb up, you fail. xD

  • chuck met duke in a dark alley......duke walked out there was nothing left of chuck but a bloody smear on the ground.

  • Duke Nukem makes Chuck Norris to look like a whiner.

  • Fail to the king, baby.

  • @playram1 You are the fail, hail to the king

  • When I imagine Chuck Norris and the Duke meeting each other

    I just see Chuck break to pieces on sight of Duke!!!!!!!

    HAIL TO THE KING BABY!!!!!!!

  • Someone did not hail to the king... thus got owned by Duke

  • ALWAYS BET ON DUKE

  • I GOT BALLS OF STEEL !!

  • I Disliked so I'd be able to battle Duke Nukem!

  • @Sectoidzor You must be brave, or suicidle?

  • @superspy6

    I am scared shitless! But Ill do it for the lulz.

  • @Sectoidzor Good man, you will die with honor.

  • Duke Nukem was delayed because he was to busy killing Osama.

  • Fuck yea.

  • Osama Bin Laden has been reported dead!

    In totally unrelated news, Duke Nukem just returned from some R&R in Pakistan...

  • There's a damn good reason why there's no dislikes. Duke himself has forbid it.

  • @galvatronic2

    What if i dislike? What will you do? Huh? HUH? Im gonna do it!

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  • @Etimoz you will get your ass kicked in a minute xD

  • Good Job EPIC *---*

  • Pre-ordered through Steam for PC (hardcore PC FPS player). Been a long, long wait and I'm really looking forward to it.

  • 1 week...

  • after 13 years of R&R...

    friggin beautiful!! O_O

  • Chuck can go back to Texas ---> Duke is back and he wants his throne back

  • @NoMusicNoLife1337 everyone commented here is dead yesterday due to high roundhouse kick activity!

  • @NoMusicNoLife1337 HAIL TO THE KING BABY !!! (that's what he would say to Chuck :D )

  • @NoMusicNoLife1337 so true

  • @NoMusicNoLife1337 He's going back with a neck cast, after Duke got to sock him, dead in the face, too! XD

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  • Cool Soundtrack

    

  • duke is in another leage then chuck XD

    "the DUKE leage " !!!

    come and try to chew bubblegum and get your ass kick't :P

  • Duke > chuck norris

  • @Lona90Bs Duke Nukem is a time lord and he is second incarnation of Chuck Norris. Chuck Norris was forced to regenerate becouse his future self (as Duke) punched him into his face

  • @Lona90Bs Sam > Duke

  • @Nogarkhaz Sam <<< Duke ;[

  • @Nogarkhaz who the fuck is sam

  • @StalkerSandwich may Serious Sam xD

  • The Best

  • <3 it

  • This isn't HQ...

  • emosewa

  • So badass...

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