OSHO: Strange Consequences

[sonika8u]

so true ppl talk like this

[CUDOOO24]

jebena legenda viva la osho hahahahahhaahha!

[kshitijdeep]

Fuck! This fucking fuck is fucking great! LOL

[hartforest]

I hadn't heard this for years. I had a friend who was a devotee back in the '80s and she shared this discourse with me. It brought a smile for times past, for now, and a joy to create a great fucking future. Thanks for sharing!

[sergiul1990]

Awesome !!

[7vessel]

Gone but not forgotten! RIP

[samcomposer]

he says the god is detch

[Barbaras98]

At the same time when you say that God is dead, you admit that God has exsist. To be dead you first must exsist.

[louidoggify]

@Barbaras98 The "concept" of "God" must be done away with, we must know by not knowing. We must never paint a likeness of God, or we're fooled by our own artistry, so to speak.

[werewolfmanjackal]

This is fucking awesome and the fucking truth!

[sashji]

This is fucking TRUTH...

[taskforcecomputer]

creepy fucking laugh track

[Hallblithe]

@taskforcecomputer It’s not a laugh track; he’s addressing a live audience.

[Hamgammy]

uhm "Mary is fucking beautiful", the word fuck is used as an adverb NOT an adjective.

[RFC3514]

I choose to interpret it as a verb.

[mnemoniccourier]

@Hamgammy OMG...Stop thinking so much and start enjoying.

[ploveliveandlaugh]

@mnemoniccourier amen

[jaspervonsee]

thank you

[chicchitammuottocifa]

@mnemoniccourier For fuck's sake...

[UniversalTruths]

@Hamgammy so, which verb is it describing in that sentence?

[Hamgammy]

@UniversalTruths It's modifying the adjective 'beautiful'. Adverbs don't only modify verbs; they can be used to enhance adjectives and other adverbs as well.

[ThisJustZen]

You know he's trying his best to not start laughing...til the end of course!

[proboyme11]

incompetence...he's a fuck off...

suspicion...what the fuck r u doin???amazing...

[TheWayshowerTube]

REally good comedy!

[DJaneSabatine]

hahaha:)



[TammieRemakr356]

nun wer will mit mia schreiben

[megametallicah]

thank tou Tommy!!!

This is FUCKing awesome!!!!

[daveharpe]

Very overused word, but this was funny!

[fireshadow1328]

Haha this video made my day XDD thanks to Tommy for sending me here. Omfg -- expression of pure happiness.

[OnlyARide]

Confusion: "How the FUCK do you pronounce Nietzsche?"

[TheSilverDubber]

Best laugh of the week!!

[adamisking666]

@Hoffi777 no he didn't change he never sd i came ti change the system he is obama who sd to bring change he is just a person who gives his views onced asked by him how we will reduce poverty he replied for 20 years no human should give birth and no multiplication... his answer was solution to problem.. but will anyone follow his views will u stop giving birth

[dahlusion]

God is a dream, just a dream ...

[MarcusTheReverent]

@Hoffi777 I cannot change the world, i can only change myself

[StudentOfLove1]

@Hoffi777 be still so as you can change the system, if one is angry it makes it harder to move forward

[TheTacticalAtheist]

the only word i understood in this whole speech was god and fuck. So, that must mean its an awesome video.

[MorganaGullveig]

Great man! Fucking great speech!

[smith7x7]

I don't think he read Friedrich Nietzsche's book "The Gay Science" or he would understand that this statement is an ethical one, not a honest declaration of the death of God in the hearts of man. He was calling for freedom from the catholic church for the brave new philosophers to be able to progress and evolve without being restrained or outcast-ed as a evil person. I don't use the "F" word, my parents raised me too well.

[galenlynore]

Oh! He said "fuck"! So funny!

[boogiebuddy01]

what the fuck is wrong with this guy

[zarathustra307]

sad but true

[piratases]

TO FORA CARA ESQUISITO MANE .

[zarathustra307]

Sad but True

[superbling69]

So that's where apple got the idea for the iPad eh?

[anamariag9]

Fucking great !!!

I fucking love it.

[anamariag9]

Fucking great !!!

[yspnath9]

Osho is the real master of human psychology the world has ever seen...You can't stop laughing after seeing how the word Fuck in almost every situation, is used by us...

[sumantirukovela]

fucking excellent

[SIxRaGe]

Hahahahaha

[roody456]

this is the best english course i have ever attended !

[jigmeoser]

8 6 8 9

[jamesykt69]

fuck me, fuck you, fuck her, fuck him, fuck the fucking lot of you

[KINSHASAA19sankru89]

Holy fuck. Seriously??

[BlackCancerian1986]

*loool* im fucking love him

[PakistaniAtheist]

Osho and George Carlin must be exchanging notes on this topic somewhere in another life or dimension or universe :)

[itisalwaysnow]

"What the fuck is going on here?" Great! Thanks! :-)

[desifool2cool4ya]

Fuck

[doritaism]

That just made my day!

[blackcell1990]

no top fucking comment? im gonna fucking throw one right now! FUCK YOU!

[blackcell1990]

no top fucking comment? im gonna fucking throw one right now! FUCK YOU!

[adambaum421]

you know i dont say fuck! i never say fuck! fuck!

[source1zero]

I love the big smile at the end!! What a fucking hero!!

[smallpotatoes989]

great man

[ze000ez]

is he a comedian ? because in every video of him the audiance are laughing hard ? but in his CV it says that hes a Guru or something

[CyAnimeFreak]

4:17- 4:25 xD

[CyAnimeFreak]

Fucking awesome.

[manu000ize]

one of the greatest men ever lived......hhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh,

[samadhiquandry]

that's just fucking awesome

[worryphree]

You know what I just did? I just saw Osho holding an ipad! Hah! 

[GodlessMorality]

Don't forget to do you morning mantra 5 times! Fuck you, fuck you, fuck you, fuck you, fuck you! It will clear your throat too!

[PsiKidPower]

@GodlessMorality you got that fucking right! :P

[risc411]

fucking fantastic

[BaywoodChiropractic]

What the fuck? Mind blowing

[BlAcKhOlE000AlIeN]

thats fucking hilirious 

[nindra1000]

Its fuckin awosome

[jezdamayel]

just wonderful!

[ncripzx]

brillisntss

[TheFoadolfat]

Thank fuck for this

[TheOmegaeyes]

What the..............FUCK?!! 

[anbusiva79]

superb....!

[tomas520ify]

this is a good------> FCK

[DemianHermann]

Without the truth, there can be no real morality, justice, equality, success, freedom, love, security, peace, spirituality or even survival. To seek the truth, search "Truth Contest" in Google and click on the 1st result, then open The Present and read what it says.

[mrdevi]

wat a fucking video - praise

[benjamix2]

hahahahahahahhaahhahahhhhhhhhh­h  he is the best!!!!

[lovelaughchill]

FUCKING HILAROUS!

[pradeepe23]

Really Strange world right ....

[GBpueblo]

@alldredge21 You r right. The smirk at the end is probably the best thing about this post. Priceless!

Don't we all miss an advanced intellect like OSHO?

[mesothorium]

a great loss to the human species...

[JoeyJoelBand]

Fucking Great!

[simeonnaydenov]

Can't stop laughing every time I see it :-)

[alldredge21]

I love how he does the whole thing deadpan. The smirk he gives at the end is priceless.

[GBpueblo]

@alldredge21 You r right. The smirk at the end is probably the best thing about this post. Priceless!

Don't we all miss an advanced intellect like OSHO?

[billyboy80]

yogi from space funny man

[godvergeten]

Osho shows with this video, how predictable and programmable human beings are - time and again - despite the common notion that every person is a 'unique' being, with their own identity and personality. At least... that's how everybody sees themselves. :)

The audience laughs at every line just because of the meaning they give to a certain word, and a lot of commenters here use that same word to add a specific meaning to their comment.

Both are 100% predictable, without fail. :)

[sunnysuman1]

the funniest indian ever.....

[MyMentalistmind]

I had a fucking good time watching this! 

[TheTransmuter]

I'm fucking laughing my ass out!

[TaoPiet]

A Genius.

[xXvolhvXx]

Humour is the language of Discordia, and the average person does realize emotionally this particular vibe of this message from Osho, but there is, so to say, a deeper truth lying herein. In the modern West, it was Freud who first publicized to the public that religion is a sublimation and the efflorescence of the sex-instinct. Wilhelm Reich remarked, “The Church, by making the fight over sexuality the center of its dogmas and of its influence over the masses, confirms this concept.”

[supersymbiotic]

@xXvolhvXx hmm...

[HoneyPot469]

This is fantastic!

[deepeshmehtani]

i fucking died ..LUAGHING...

[LinkinBoyTV]

Good morning everyone!

FUCK YOU!

FUCK YOU!

FUCK YOU!

FUCK YOU!

and

FUCK YOU!

[Quingu89]

Osho brilliant men! Like he said absolutely free to be funny :D. And he is saying all of this in such funny way. I love his teaching, he left big knowledge and inspiration.

[neha88mehta]

gracioso :)

[TheGuilanvi]

LMFAO! folks, dont forget to repeat your mantra every single day!

[davidsho]

I think he was channeling George Carlin.

[gokucrazy22]

i thought for surprise, he was going to say, "Surprise: Fuck..."

[fexfernand]

hahahahaha so fucking funny

[escozzia]

amazement - this video blew my fucking mind

[EPICisFUN]

Do you guys realise the only way he can get his spirituality out to the world is by saying something that catches peoples attention. In this case its the word "FUCK" Jesus Christ also tried to do the same as he did but the messages he sent out people couldn't understand. To this day people still don't, for example churches, the "bible" priests its all a giant fraud.

[EPICisFUN]

Wow.. do you idiots realise he is probably one of the most spiritual enlightend people alive? and you guys are watching this video for laughter.. god it just bugs me the stupidity of the world.. I know that someone is gona reply something like "lmao rage son" just take some time to think and learn before you type or talk bullshit.

[TheShadowStreetMagic]

it's a fucking Beautiful Video .. thanks for ur fucking upload ^_^

[TobiCokeZero]

FUCKING awesome shit. xD

[Verpych]

I almost fucking died to my laughter

[nonclassical22m]

Change your life NOW !

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[opmk1ll3r]

This, is, HILARIOUS :L ! i cried laughing haha!

[Weho2]

funny guy

[Franky000]

"Innovation: Get a bigger fucking hammer " LOL

[mkillam53]

fuck me.....this is some great fucking shit

[Cougarcoleo]

lmao

[jignaeri]

ohh my fucking god:)

[Kamarajosho]

Osho nice man to light for our life

[unclefakkah]

He is Fu*king funny.. Could be a stand up comedian if you fail as a wise man..

[unclefakkah]

I thought he was resting an iPad2 on his thigh but it turned out to be a notepad.. Lol

[fretboardyoda]

At least what he's saying is still Tantric! And there is a"problem" with this (and other) words in our culture. Interesting!

[lazzyguycrazzy]

who the FUCK is Vimal?

[hornedcrown]

did he say "oh baby" at the end?

[molguru]

i love osho g

[jaggikartthik]

Like it too much..

[Louismovie]

I love this one. 

[Lu69Square]

i like his silver iPad2

[ornivb]

@Lu69Square then you may want to rid yourself of monetary desires

[daddy12345]

@Lu69Square Ipads wernt invented by the time he died, hes been dead about 10 years now

[Iamshaswat]

@daddy12345 - He died 20 years ago. Don't give wrong information :D

[hpudgp]

@Lu69Square :D

[mansionsofsaints584]

i remember i watched this the first time omfg, that was fuckin hilariousssssss

hahahahahaha i thought he wouldnt crack but even he couldnt control smiling in the end

[1Veetnisha]

Fucking awesome- he had a really fucking brilliant humour! <3

[1980theone]

FUCK!!! This gives me Orgasms!!! ^_^

[mittikhak]

he is right

[josemontenegro777]

that fucking bastard XD hoy i love him

[mookie9109]

They act like they never heard the word Fuck in a sentence!

[neelakandanyou]

Fucking good

[shafinkhan1]

What can I say, this is Fucking Great!

[summercool3]

There are some really immature people in that audience

[TEARDUCTER]

ROFL and he can do it so well without showing any emotions He is amazing

[madhucivilengr]

fuking awe some really... oops fucking the brains

[ChrisGuerre]

Fuck, this fucking fuck if a funny fuckin fucker.

[nitinbourai]

osho is fucking awesome,

he was truly himself and speaked what ever he thinks

no responsibility

[flybond11]

are you fucking kidding me???????/ lol thanks for uploading.

[RollingInRetro]

Thank you, Monty Python.

[RoxasKey2DestinyXx]

THIS IS FUCKING HILARIOUS

[dunsfigaz]

252 dislikes.. who gives a fuck?

[KIDxFROMxTHExFUTURE]

Thank You Jason Mraz

[Doleafol]

Classic...

[timewilltell7]

osho is fantastic

[farkasvar]

PRICELESS :))

[gantonk]

surely he's f*cking with us? lol

[SuperZerocool2010]

Now 256 dislikes....but thumbs up to Selfanalysis.

But you must agree those who disliked this might be fearing God a lot......

[jaikumara]

FUCK YOU !!!  Hey i'm just clearing my Throat you know. Nothing personal dude, Thank you.

[sbuniverse]

this is fucking awesome lol

[jwaacks]

My friends and I talk about this really often actually. Funny thing, if you hurt your self for exemple, in english you can say " fuck" or " shit" and that's preatty much it if you're going to use bad words. In my mother tongue, finnish, there's atleast 6 or 7 words you could say, and most of them can be used like the word fuck, like " fucking awesome/bad". Tells alot about the finnish culture :D

[agentsidroks]

the best part is the last part when osho smiles!!!!......lmfao hahahahahhaah =D =D

[agentsidroks]

the best part is the last part when he smiles.....lmfao!! hahahhahahhah =D =D

[MythBoy741]

HE IS FUCKING RIGHT! HAHAHAHAHAHAH FUUUCK!

[guggs007]

hyahahahhaa

[Lilia4LOST]

ha. haaa. Shinoda for the win.

[ddanurwenda]

what is he saying in "surprise" part?

[9540525]

WTF!?!?!  :D

[BLACKSYNTH]

at first i thought that was an ipad.....lol just regular paper

[selfanalysis]

252 dislikes are restless fools whose life has been FUCKED UP. If you agree kick me thumbs up. Thank You, sorry Fuck You.

[mp4ever31]

@selfanalysis lmfao

[ameanwi214]

แหม..แอบเครียดตอนแรก

[Robelisam]

The old man was really very cool! Fuck!!!!

[QuantumPenisTV]

HE fucking SMILED at the end! 

[kakatagum]

it is true>

[kakatagum]

it is true....

[holekyo]

I'm a manifestation of middle finger. understand it and respect my law to manifestate in that shape.

[chicchitammuottocifa]

He's fuckin' right!

[FiniteSunrise]

.......is he an alien?

[frequency0007]

lol



[ranganathpai]

LAWL !!

[celtanewage]

A essência de Osho permanece cada vez mais vívida através de sua mensagens.

[celtanewage]

A essência de Osho está mais pulsante do que nunca!!!

[bonjon11]

curious in the differences in people who laugh and those he get drawn in a much more serious concentrative state when he speaks...