You know, if someone ever makes more games like this, they need to add in railguns and laser weapons and stuff like that as near end game units just to rub salt in the freshly created wounds of the other civilizations. (Of course, they may have stuff like that in the later games and I would know nothing about it, since I don't have them or videos to watch about them...)
If you would consider it, after this, you should do Civ2, then Alpha Centauri (which is the sequil to Civ2), then Civ3 (best in the series), Civ4, and finally, Revolution.
So, if this whole story was true, the egyptians are right now up in space calling themselves the La-Mulanas being ashamed that they only conquered half of the world! That's so wrong.
Nice game, got me through two days of work while listening. Huuzah!
Neville Chamberlain was an asshat that was prime minister of England prior to their introduction to WWII. Essentially he handed land over to Hitler and didn't fight back. In 1940 he was ousted by Churchill and four other "Back Benchers" in the British Parliment. The rest is history.
There is the Ginks's history lesson of the decade for your future viewers! Sorry you rated to a scumbag in history.
1837... 1837.... WTF????? I thought it's be somewhere in the 23rd century when I started watching, but 1837? The Civil War hasn't even begun yet!!!!!!!!
At last, the people of La-Mulana have returned the Mother to space. And they didn't have to resort to having some dude in green kill her after all. Huzzah!
DeceasedCrab,I must say that your Let's Plays are the most entertaining that I have seen. I look forward to watching the remaining ones, and to future ones!
Come on what I said was funny! I wouldn't eat you if I were stranded on an island you might be black and leave a burnt taste in my mouth.............LOL i'm just pulling your leg I enjoyed watching the video and thanks for the reply.
Neville Chamberlain's legacy is marked by his policy regarding the appeasement of Adolf Hitler and Nazi Germany with his signing of the Munich Agreement in 1938, conceding Czechoslovakia to Hitler.
Get to da boat... GET TO DA BOAT!!! Err... CHOPPA!!! HUZZAH, you now rule the world! Nuts to you, lesser people of the world! All hail lord DC! HUZZAH!!!
I like how it takes forever to develop a fully-functional and fleshed out city on earth, but when the spaceship arrives they instantly establish a lush and beautiful colony.
You exceeded Neville Chamberlain, LOL... he was the British Prime Minister before Churchill. Infamous for appeasing Nazi Germany before it invaded Poland.
Hey, I had Rail Road Tycoon. I had no idea how to play it though. And I can't wait for this surprise, because I'm to young to even know what Yo Noid is.
...and that's how space travel and nuclear power were invented in the dark ages.
:D
TehSkullKid 3 weeks ago
Next time for a surprise!..........YoNoi
spongeboy61 4 months ago
@spongeboy61 It was "Yo Noid" actually. And I was telling the truth.
DeceasedCrab 4 months ago
You rocked out on this game, and you beat it.
HUZZAH! (That's like your catchphrase...)
davedetrick 7 months ago
@davedetrick no it is his catchphrase HUZZAH!
Treeckoify 6 months ago
Your name reminds me of STD's oh and I love civilization I and your videos are awesome
halranger 8 months ago
In the hear 1837, the magic voices from the sky told the Crab army to end their reign of terror. And they did.
No man ever sets foot against this army, for fear that it will raise the ire of the Crab King once again.
For now, we look to the stars and pray...for their safety.
Introbulus 10 months ago
"Don't tell me this is an island."
No...it is VICTORY.
And tanks.
And spaceships.
Introbulus 10 months ago
Long live Brita-- I mean La-Mulana!
ChaosDialga 11 months ago
wow the Aztecs sucked
ComradeLuigi9956 1 year ago 4
ONE militia killed two of my tanks! I'd like to see that in real life...
Kulumuli 1 year ago
@Kulumuli Snuck up on each tank - and as the tanks didn't 'button up', the Militia was able to stab the crew through the hatch! :)
HardWarUK 1 year ago
Funny!
One always learn something from other people's games.
It's just like this: space conquest takes you up and away and let your score way down!
I prefer commit myself to World Conquer since the gamematch very beginning.
Thank you for sharing that with us, Crab Old Man!
alieninwhite 1 year ago
Of course the French are asking for peace...
Left4Epic 1 year ago
Ah yes... This LP was just glorious! I'll have to watch the whole thing again some other day! Starting from vid 9, of course.
KirauL 1 year ago
I wish I had this game! In my opinion, graphics do not make the game, The gameplay is what counts.
ThePowerfulOnes 1 year ago
At least you're better than Nero...
You could play Alpha Centauri now that the La-Mulanites have gotten there.
Eagle0600 1 year ago
I can see how christopher columbus got lost
greytor1 1 year ago 3
You know, if someone ever makes more games like this, they need to add in railguns and laser weapons and stuff like that as near end game units just to rub salt in the freshly created wounds of the other civilizations. (Of course, they may have stuff like that in the later games and I would know nothing about it, since I don't have them or videos to watch about them...)
Sparky245678 2 years ago
shouldn't have launched the ship
a world conquest was within your grasp
Ironzealot7531 2 years ago
Ow...Neville Chaimberlain...
Penguins4Freedom 2 years ago
If you would consider it, after this, you should do Civ2, then Alpha Centauri (which is the sequil to Civ2), then Civ3 (best in the series), Civ4, and finally, Revolution.
TheShinyFeraligatr 2 years ago 15
Nah.
DeceasedCrab 2 years ago 3
The Craby one Has Smited your plans
Mayesama 2 years ago
@DeceasedCrab I was watching this and screaming YEA SCREW THE FRENCH AND EVERY ONE ELSE WHO OPPOSES THE DECEASEDCRAB EMPIRE!!!
andozuthekunouchi 10 months ago
Does anyone else find it kinda funny that the Sonic 3 credits remix started playing JUST AFTER the spaceship segment started playing?
I smell a CONSPIRACY!
SupahtheTubemon 2 years ago
Throw transport down the well, DC, so our country can be free!
scr3wball 2 years ago
NO, Avoid The Noid! AVOID THE NOID!!!
TheNeoLoneWolf 2 years ago
What is the band in the beginning of this video?
astmapiippu 2 years ago
earthquake in Paris...GOOD. suffer.
Tysonthehoss 2 years ago 6
Well that ending was... abrupt. o.O'
TheIncredibleMasterE 2 years ago
What would you have done if even at 98% you somehow failed would you have just killed everyone.
Dragonite43 2 years ago
Holy crap. That was 4 hours well spent.
Kirbysfan0 2 years ago
I just finished watching this LP. Could you could do Alpha Centauri please?
DS127 2 years ago
shadow run is an awesome game
wingslo 2 years ago
Nothing except WINNING THE GAME!
KyoraMishiso 2 years ago
So, if this whole story was true, the egyptians are right now up in space calling themselves the La-Mulanas being ashamed that they only conquered half of the world! That's so wrong.
AABowser 3 years ago 3
The universe has no chance against Space Communism.
LadyMiaow 3 years ago
Darklands is indeed Microprose's only RPG.
Huntershows 3 years ago
you said yo noid at the end.
tigerrabbit42 3 years ago
Nice game, got me through two days of work while listening. Huuzah!
Neville Chamberlain was an asshat that was prime minister of England prior to their introduction to WWII. Essentially he handed land over to Hitler and didn't fight back. In 1940 he was ousted by Churchill and four other "Back Benchers" in the British Parliment. The rest is history.
There is the Ginks's history lesson of the decade for your future viewers! Sorry you rated to a scumbag in history.
GankieGinks 3 years ago
Hey, I hear music from Little Nemo in there!... From 2:33 ^_^ Nice DC!
DragonMKII 3 years ago
Civilization rules man. But the only time it ever became truly epic was when I fought a free for all nuclear war.
Nukes are the way to go dude
circlenumberseven 3 years ago
are you going to try to lp empire earth?
nightmoon11 3 years ago
No.
DeceasedCrab 3 years ago
Lol, you took over half the world! I need to do that in Civilization IV
ThecanadianColin 3 years ago 19
And so, Communism prevails! And yet Russia fails...hmm. Irony.
BBPatterson12 3 years ago 194
thats old i havent seen this game in forever
mack123123123 3 years ago
1837... 1837.... WTF????? I thought it's be somewhere in the 23rd century when I started watching, but 1837? The Civil War hasn't even begun yet!!!!!!!!
swordpatriot 3 years ago 23
I like the fact that they could achieve Nuclear Fusion about 1750, while we can't even do it yet...
Drathmoore 2 years ago
haha russia has been D-Crabed
ultrazeldafan 3 years ago 32
That music at about 4:00 is from Little Nemo the Dream Master! *spots music track!*
DragonMKII 3 years ago
PeptoBismol attacks!
Kodaim1 3 years ago
ah the glorie of watching genicide
the8lbfish 3 years ago 4
What's really neat is that Tight Finale began playing right as the game ended.
Saxor 3 years ago 15
If I recall correctly, I started playing that one on purpose.
DeceasedCrab 3 years ago 5
good call
Negrenade 3 years ago
@Saxor
Strange, it sounds so similar to Sonic 3's ending!
Chaosrunepownage 6 months ago
What does the courthouse do?
supermatx 3 years ago
Reduces corruption by 50%
DeceasedCrab 3 years ago
How about the sequel to this game, Alpha Centauri?
rinkuhero 3 years ago 7
I'd love to see the DC version of that! Also, the opponents on that actually get upset at having conquered towns renamed too!
thomrook10 3 years ago 9
well that was a trip.
i just spent roughly 4 hours watching all of these civilization vids in one sitting.
it would b pretty sweet if u were nominated for one of those youtube award things fir best series. i would tot(ally) vote for u
hippymobster 3 years ago 21
same here
Drag0nSpawnX 3 years ago
ALPHA CENTARI!
Spaceships are the tubes of space.
ZeroVirus77 3 years ago
ok sorry i was tired didnt know u did... =/
FlloydOwnsAll 3 years ago
U SHOULD LP YO NOID! that would beawsome lol
FlloydOwnsAll 3 years ago
............
DeceasedCrab 3 years ago
yo noid sucks
darknesskirby 3 years ago
You sucks
DeceasedCrab 3 years ago
the transport reminds me of the trireme earlier on in the series
jumpmansbro 3 years ago 5
At last, the people of La-Mulana have returned the Mother to space. And they didn't have to resort to having some dude in green kill her after all. Huzzah!
Introbulus 3 years ago 23
DeceasedCrab,I must say that your Let's Plays are the most entertaining that I have seen. I look forward to watching the remaining ones, and to future ones!
clstirens 3 years ago 19
This guy talks and raises his voice way too much he would be one of those people you would eat first if you were stranded on an island!
jthouse51 4 years ago
I'm compelled to raise my voice right now. I dare say I will be loud until you depart.
DeceasedCrab 4 years ago
Come on what I said was funny! I wouldn't eat you if I were stranded on an island you might be black and leave a burnt taste in my mouth.............LOL i'm just pulling your leg I enjoyed watching the video and thanks for the reply.
jthouse51 4 years ago
I think your hilarious =D
rOsArluS 3 years ago
Eat DeceasedCrab? Heretic! Liar! Throw him overboard!
undEinPirat 4 years ago 42
If I were stranded on an island, I'd probably eat the local fruit, and fish, and possibly mammals.
But people...
Meh, cannibalism is frowned upon.
zzzdude9 3 years ago 41
Good luck eating the blackened corpse of a dead crab. I hope you get some kind of disease and die from eating it.
abcdpup399 3 years ago 32
Yeah. I'll give you Scurvy.
DeceasedCrab 3 years ago
That's right, folks! Deceased Crab is the opposite of an orange!
Introbulus 3 years ago 82
lol
halopwner179 3 years ago 10
what an awesome conversation!
Inky95 2 years ago
'Join us next time for a surprise... Yeah, a surprise... Yo Noid--'
JacobX89 4 years ago 8
A surprise.............yonoid!
SirGameandWatch 4 years ago 5
Hell yeah.. Rockman Zero music for the win!
It has happened..the world bows before DeceasedCrab. All must pay tribute...or face the tanks. =3
ChazDragoon 4 years ago 6
This has been an awesome Let's Play DC.
haleyastronomer 4 years ago 5
That was the best lp EVER!
Icemonk191 4 years ago 2
Neville Chamberlain's legacy is marked by his policy regarding the appeasement of Adolf Hitler and Nazi Germany with his signing of the Munich Agreement in 1938, conceding Czechoslovakia to Hitler.
CeilingNinja 4 years ago
moscow turned onto Shadow run! dog dog dog! lol
shad177 4 years ago 5
In before Civ 2.
vking7 4 years ago
Yo Noid? LMAO
thissolemnvow 4 years ago
Deploying surprise in 5... 4... wait, that wasn't supposed to happen...
ChezzyKnytt 4 years ago 5
Congratulations on spreading your tanks to Alpha Centauri, DeceasedCrab!
overmind2000 4 years ago
Russia was destroyed by communists. Oh, the irony!
Crowley9 4 years ago 4
DC, is the audio on your videos ok? I have the volume all the way up on my computer, and I can barely hear the commentary.
childoftreachery 4 years ago
You're doing it wrong. Up the wave volume on your computer. Some videos are quieter than others.
DeceasedCrab 4 years ago
Yes! Let's Play Darklands!... No. Actually, let's not play Darklands... Still, congrats on another successful LP!
KingInYellowTatters 4 years ago
Awesome Let's Play! Was glad to see ya really beat up those guys who were manipulating congress on ya.
Drackon 4 years ago
the marching tanks from Barbie city made me laugh a lot, thank you very much.
keep up the astonishingly good work!
UnderlineZero 4 years ago
Man, this was such a fun LP to watch! Great work! Cant wait to see the next one you have in store for us.
SuperSonicSanctuary 4 years ago
Get to da boat... GET TO DA BOAT!!! Err... CHOPPA!!! HUZZAH, you now rule the world! Nuts to you, lesser people of the world! All hail lord DC! HUZZAH!!!
Shadow9808 4 years ago
WOW! YOU'VE DONE IT!
Shoif 4 years ago 2
PLEASE give me the name of that remix........its bugging the crap outta me, cuz I forget what game its from.
nirvana324 4 years ago
That was funny DC, when your spaceship was made you were like....wtf is going on????
MrHateCrew 4 years ago
I CANT WAIT for the yo noid BABY!
patrifiedy2k 4 years ago
yes i love yo noid
drcay 4 years ago
The war continues, eh? Let's Play Sid Meier's Alpha Centauri? =o
ZoIntax 4 years ago 3
DOG DOG DOG
Also, try buling nukes
WTFAdventures 4 years ago 2
No country for Frenchmen!!!
gamecrazy170 4 years ago
Heh, I was half expecting you to say you'ld be LPing Civ 2 next...
CCCM89 4 years ago
IT'S YO NOID
EVERYBODY FLEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee....
BanjoSwopooie 4 years ago
w00t great ending =D, too bad the french didnt die D=, lookin foreward to ur next LP
Demonglade 4 years ago
Aw, I wanted to see the entire world turn pink. xD
SkipCam94 4 years ago
I hope mother is happy at the planet you landed on. Now all the eight races can rest in peace that Mother has been returned to space!
WatGob 4 years ago 4
Oooo...o.o Great LP...But I guess the war does NOT continue? Nah...I really doubt you're done killing with TANKS.
Introbulus 4 years ago
And so it ends.
shinkaito 4 years ago
Bye Civ1.
I need that game.
THE SURPRISE IS YO NOID I HEARD HIM!
HE HATH GONE MADETH!
WerandChimcharLover 4 years ago
Pity you didn't get the French...
Swedexplosion 4 years ago
Congrats on winning, DC!
CelestoOkame 4 years ago
that was no earthquake in Paris, that was your fury of tanks approaching to level the France to the ground!
now THAT is a line graph. well, it's too bad your orgy of power had to end so abruptly.
quakmastr 4 years ago
I like how it takes forever to develop a fully-functional and fleshed out city on earth, but when the spaceship arrives they instantly establish a lush and beautiful colony.
honourbridge 4 years ago
I loved that ending.
"Join us next time for... a surprise! That's right, a surprise! ......Yo!Noid."
TotalSpaceshipGuy3 4 years ago 7
Does this mean that you are gonna play Yo Noid next :o
crocz 4 years ago
...death
BanjoSwopooie 4 years ago
earthquake on France good sufer!!! hahaha
raziel392 4 years ago
You exceeded Neville Chamberlain, LOL... he was the British Prime Minister before Churchill. Infamous for appeasing Nazi Germany before it invaded Poland.
HeavensFrogman 4 years ago
darklands...w00t!
starcontrol2 4 years ago
Who's Ray?
Oh yeah and Yo Noid is going to be funny.
Jigglysaint 4 years ago
I guess we will never see the perfect awesome fort.
dancinglesbians 4 years ago
It may not have been the highest score, but is there any greater victory than crushing helpless peasants with tanks?
DairunCates 4 years ago
HUZZAH! All hail! DeceasedCrab! Why not try Blaster master from sunsoft? (Just a thought)
NESgamer190 4 years ago
Damnit, why must I make stupid comments before watching the video?
Sonic 3 Remix music? You are full of pure win, man. Ever going to LP a Sonic game? Eh? Then I'll build you a shrine.
Tr0tim 4 years ago
No it's over. jest when wee where goring to see some action
APHEX83 4 years ago
If I were you I'd be annoyed by my comments D;
Tr0tim 4 years ago
Ooh, a surprise?! After conquering space, the Great Comrade DC has decided to give all his loyal minio- er, La-Mulanites a surprise!
Those French got lucky.
Jerails 4 years ago
You shouldn't have launched that spaceship. Now the world will never be destroyed! You can only hope that pollution will finish them off for you.
xwdishere 4 years ago
A surprise? I LIKE SURPRISES!
A6YHUTYFITTUYV7 4 years ago
The end. A whole new world, a whole new world, a blah blah blah blah point of view!
TrueSoreThumb 4 years ago 2
gratz, on another great LP cant wait to see the next one
Astre909 4 years ago
Great LP, DC. Extremely entertaining all the way through. And Yo Noid, you say? Very...interesting choice.
Gekiydo 4 years ago
GO Awesome fort!!!
Axemunger 4 years ago
COMMUNISTS! INNNN! SPAAAAAACE!
bitterbadger 4 years ago 8
Well played.
floris80 4 years ago
yo noid..! sweet.. i thought it was kind of fun.. to tell ya the truth.
jonjonrov 4 years ago
Too bad, you hadn't taken over the world before the space ship arrived... Then you would own two planets basically.
sma233 4 years ago
awsome LP. can't wait to see your next game!
zidaneff 4 years ago
"In this country we have problem, and that problem is transport."
Borat refence? I can't believe I got that.
Rocky183 4 years ago 5
Well THAT was unexpected...
Sairutoshrine 4 years ago 2
if you acually let's play yo!Noid i will laugh it's a strange game
nightspark43 4 years ago
Hey, I had Rail Road Tycoon. I had no idea how to play it though. And I can't wait for this surprise, because I'm to young to even know what Yo Noid is.
LaZodiac 4 years ago
it is over???? NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
agvgv 4 years ago 2
EPIC!!!!!!!
crashfan97 4 years ago