Anal Hyperventilation

[tekren6]

Has anyone ever walked in on one of your fart sessions?

[FartMarster]

@tekren6 See my latest Christmas Special. BOTH of my parents walked in.

[Theshittybeatles6969]

I LOVE YOU

[veyronman]

check out the mac on the wall. blatantly a flasher

[THEGUYS2014]

if this is real, this man deserves a handshake or two!

[666lonny666]

Over 100 farts in a row, some involving a very scary freestyle technique . LOL!!!!!!! freestyle LOOOOOOOOOOOOOL

[sorskilla]

Ok. What the fuck did I just watch?

[Ozee95]

at 1:08 it's like the end of a ketchup bottle

[CrazyForChocolate101]

is it even possible to fart like that?!

[315tonka]

yo i iterally laughfed myself to tears ... aand thats the very first time for me to do that

[th3vikes]

dude incredible. I have never laughed so hard in all my life

[orderkos]

try less fibre

[DarkBloodyShadow]

OMFG he waddles to the camers!! lol huge dump in there

[666lonny666]

the description alone is enough to make me laugh every time i think about it, HAHAHAHAH

[Harvey238]

omfg cant stop laughing

[SiebeSniper]

at 0:32 a big shit stain said hello to your undies

[pazza7]

you have a sexy mask Fartmaster lol

[StickyFingerz420]

I could only imagine if a robber broke into your house while you were doing this. I think he would shit HIS pants.

[FartMarster]

Imagine what the postman thinks.

[NBLP7096]

Superb! The results are absolutely stunning! THIS is farting perfection!

Thank you for posting. I appreciate excellence and this is excellent!

[ExMortuus]

Did you really crap your pants at the end?

[leech1191]

ur my hero

[tomojobs]

At 2:07 he's just relised he's followed through...

[Iamratherdashing]

that there is talent. i totally wish i could do this in real life. i would entertain myself for the rest of my life with a skill like this

[FartMarster]

and you'd annoy the hell out of your Mum with the dirty laundry

[sportsfever420]

haha this is real. i have a friend who can also do this for as long as he wants

[Immolate666]

how much you wanna bet he has a diaper on under that? hahaha

[bazilbrush72]

jumping to conclusions aainm on that one m8 , didnt say i was homophobic did i?? ha retarded wanabe smart asses :P, people r different m8 i accept that but im jus sayin that be it boy or girl hes after, they r not guna b impressed or even stimulated to even speek or touch him

[claudemiresantos]

imagine what a smell!!! terrible!

[bigdautorio]

its just air.

[bigdautorio]

. . . I think

[FartMarster]

Yeah.

[bazilbrush72]

the only way u cud do that is from too much anal penetration m8 , sort it out

[FartMarster]

You seem to know a lot about it...

[bazilbrush72]

no it jus sounds too wrong too b fair haha, bet ur glad no one knows ya cuz fuck me they wud thinkur a freak if they knew ya reli

[FartMarster]

If you're accusing somebody of being gay it's best not to respond with 'fuck me'

[bazilbrush72]

did i accuse ou of bein gay??? no i didnt dont jump to you own concusions m8 even if it is true lmao. im jus sayin ur fucked up. end of.

[FartMarster]

No, I don't want to go out with you.

[bazilbrush72]

good. the real question is do i want to go out with you?? hmm no. im straight for one reason and the second reason, anal hyperventilation isnt exactly the biggest turn on is it, haha. freeeeeeeeeeeek. u suck at life

[Sissyjean12]

how many servings of beans do you have per day?

[bushkiller12]

AHAHAH I LIKE HOW YOU walked over to the camera a certian way so no shit fell out of your pants ahaahah

[DetroitRedWings80]

u get out much?

[FartMarster]

I do a lot with my life. This is but one of my many talents and hobbies.

[starsiegeRoks]

dear jesus you had to have shit your pants on that one

you cant be human to emit gas that fast and rapidly......i praise..no! I WORSHIP YOU!

[ButtBreathersUnited]

rofl:D....you're not human..i'm thinking you were sent from the future to conquer us mortals in the world of farting

[FlourideDragon]

Can't you make more SDK tutorials instead of this?