Chef Excellence Showcase

[Fuzy2K]

1:29 -- Moon men? Wut

[stinger9]

I might get some of those bread bags. I mean, I can already do the same "Fold over the end of the bag" thing with the bag my bread comes in anyway, but do Kingsmill have the support of Chef Excellence?

[thunderstudent]

HK-47 is who you're thinking of with the meat-bags :D

[Meloncarty]

New from Chef Excellence.

Stay Fresh Suffocation Bags.

[Killer7fanboy]

Latveria, eh? Would really be surprised if Doctor Doom were using these bags!

[NashaWriter85]

Ashen, I adore all your videos. Thank you for proving my thought of "The Brits are the funniest people on earth". Keep it up!

-Becca

[MrWeeRhys]

ur such a sado lolz

[greatgold1]

stay fresh system

STAY FRESH BODY BAGS,KEEPS BODIES FRESHER FOR LONGER

[NA3LKER]

so what does this video teach us? spend £4, get 178,000 views

[aidwin85]

An Excellent [Insert Noun Here]

[pichu216]

made from reused condoms!

[TheMoronman123]

lol i showed my mom this video when she wanted to get those stupid ass debbie myer bags...... only thing you neeed to sell shit products is a celebrity no one gives a shit about and a bunch of old people who know who that person is.

[foxheart14]

An excellent waste of money!

[alexmeanberg]

'Moon men' What the fuck?

[JandStutorials]

This is my steam name: "An Excellent Profile Name"

[awatki8]

'Another Excellent Comment' *looks below*

[mrrandomlol100]

'An excellent comment'

[awatki8]

'An Excellent Waste of Eye Energy'

[Darkrai1276]

moon men

[InfiniteFuntime]

I want to suffocate 5 toddlers!

[darkdialga777]

@InfiniteFuntime NOT FUNNY

[FlyableBigCow]

LOL PIERRE WHITE

[awatki8]

No, I do not care about Verizon's new plans. I DO NOT!!

[22adidasman]

Chef Excellence is one majestic bastard...

[darkdialga777]

stay fresh candy vags and they would be striped pink and white

[darkdialga777]

@darkdialga777 also stay fresh drink bottles and they would be clear with stay fresh embossed in it

[darkdialga777]

@darkdialga777 i said candy vags I MENT BAG! BAGS!!!!!!!!!!!!11

[Kindofshyness]

That sounds like something an older person would say if they were trying to use modern slang. "Stay fresh, meatbags!"

[AngstRiddenAnnoyance]

moon men

[KiwifruitPixie]

But I would watch a TV show based on this fictional backstory for Chef Excellence. It can't be any worse than anything else that's on TV, right?

[hertoiaska]

''An excellent arrow to the knee.''

[xAPC1wolfguy]

a different product? nope its just chuck testa

[Zestava]

swedish chef

[evilmonkeymonster]

at 1:29 "moon men"

[NeonGlassesGirly]

Gordon Ramsay is Chef Rude. Why does this not suprise me?

[AlexxLovesChu]

Amen to this!

[marwanisko1]

HAHAHAH chef excellent make my day :D

[Jaythre]

I loled at chef rude.

[UltimatelordArki]

i want to see how excellent these bags are you should do a comparison video where you see witch one is better ziploc or chef excellence bags.

[ilikepieism]

Chef excellence should be a meme... put it with any pic of horrible looking food

[517634]

A excellent surprise when you click on the subtitles.

[diecastreveiws]

An execelant misspellin

[eletctronicboy]

'An exellent comment'

[therpattison]

these items are quality stuff lol jokes

[cyrexFFXI]

Only just now noticed he says latveria instead of latvia :V

[LamuksProductions]

@cyrexFFXI lol same here

[redmercer]

'I'm So High Right Now'

[tinagetchel]

BAGS FOR THE BAG GOD

FRESH FOR THE FRESH THRONE

[UnBobleavable]

@tinagetchel The fresh bag of bellair system

[thierryhotdogboy]

chef exellence and little chef

[Tips247tv]

lmfao "omg these bread bags are huge! you could probably suffocate 5 toddlers with these... fatastic..." ROFL

[theloquendero61]

stay fresh dick bags

[THENAMEISQUICKMAN]

Stay fresh SHIT bags!

[gaz1705]

Chef Excellence has a face like a Mushroom.

[sonoskay]

just once i want to hear bender say "stay fresh meat bags"

[1337HAX0RPWNZ]

CHEF EXCELLENCE IS A FAG

[Neropoo]

Yes Hk-47 does say meat bags. Also Kotor! :3

[zoraluigi]

I like that Gordon Ramsay is Chef Rude.

[GoldCheeze]

I just realised, playing your intro in two tabs makes it sound really cool

[FormalWareCommentary]

Ashens, how would you know that could suffocate 5 toddlers?

[SakuraAvalon]

@FormalWareCommentary He tested it out on his was past day care.

[Hammerhead547]

The Meat Cuts Bags look like red ziplock bags that you can buy for $2.50 a box at the grocery store.

[honey74428]

bags bags bags ball bags i mean bags

[honey74428]

suffocate 5 toddlers LOL

[Dazwar4]

DOOM recived £4.78 for the advert on Latverian tv.

[AngryTinyMan]

Guys I saw Chef Pestilence on TV the other day. Chef Excellence has failed us. WE ARE IN TROUBLE

[TheWriter0]

There we are, sounds like an 80's cartoon. Only exactly the same.

[CharmieKid]

(:=3

[mahdeanrx7]

stay fresh heart bags

[adrianpetrescue]

2:00 giant condom

[lizerg700]

"Moon men" WHAT.

[CDA441]

Chef excellence, the master of excellent bags!

[MrGunguy2]

STAY FRESH SANDWICH BAGS

[SGTMatt642]

leave food in the bags for a week and show it to us

[metakight4]

Fucking ads every video nowadays have them =/

[Awesomesaucer1234]

@metakight4 Without ads, you'd have to pay for youtube.

[StartUsingGlue]

@Awesomesaucer1234 youtube will still be free w/o ads

[Awesomesaucer1234]

@StartUsingGlue No...It wouldn't. Youtube, or Google in this case, gets payed because they have adverts on videos, and on the side. If they didnt, they would need yo to directly pay. Its like with alot of sites, and or games. They can either use ads or make you pay to play/ and or watch. Its their only form of currency.

[StartUsingGlue]

@Awesomesaucer1234 I thought ads was for the people who uploaded the video with ads to make money but i guess not :P

[Awesomesaucer1234]

@StartUsingGlue They work for both.

[narumaster1998]

i tried to make a wikipedia page over the story, they denied it.

[PinkBananaSplitInc]

"An Excellent Comment"

[mrcoolpants123]

thumbs up if you searched chef excellence on google images

[Destrudus]

I used to play bass for Cheesebags In Red

[goldpsp3000]

i call my friend chef excellence .. how can i say who he is to him

[thecrazycuban]

Chef Excellence, excellent at bags crap at everything else :D

[metakight4]

stay fresh blood bags!!

[ReddoFreddo]

these are the most boring products in the universe

[Duderocks1400]

This is the first video I seen with subtitles.

[hypo12345678910]

We salute you Chef Excellence. With your black bloody cheese!

[Highstar25]

You should get Harry Partridge to animate a webisode of the chef excellence cartoon.

[hypo12345678910]

Chef Excellence has some messed up eyes.

[xjod9]

"Stay Fresh Body Bags"

[ThatAwesomeUsername]

Meat bag = condom

[lifetroop]

"An excellent product" LOL

He is not around any more.

[Firedragon41520]

"An Excellent Comment "

[ThatAwesomeUsername]

@Firedragon41520

" An Excellent Reply "

[Firedragon41520]

@ThatAwesomeUsername 'An Excellent ..........' fill in with whatever you want and dont forget to start with a BIG first word

[Firedragon41520]

i mean letter

[ThePowderOfLife]

@Firedragon41520 "An Excellent Reply"

[mrrandomlol100]

stay fresh cheese bags

[mrrandomlol100]

an excellent channell

[Firedragon41520]

OH YEAH BABY 1ST TOP COMMENT

[SuperPyrusMaster]

@Firedragon41520 "An Excellent Reply"

[BananaFingurs]

Chef Ineptitude would be black.

[iamnutzs]

An excellent moon men.

[Psycosis901]

Stay fresh fag bags

[UncleFerdinand]

I use these bags to store my liquid filth.

[FieZERO]

stay fresh evil bags.hahahaha.nice one!

[IvanPavlov]

Why don't they sell it just like "food bags" or "coloured food bags"

[nafets147]

'An Excellent Excellence'

[RedBlackStar1936]

NEW TECHNOLOGY

[thegoblit]

chef excellence prefers sacks not bags

[marioplushboy11]

'An excellent onlive add

[Robomonkey5000]

'An excellent pair of tits'

[smashdude64]

@Robomonkey5000 Stay Fresh Boob Bags.

[Mashmogul]

an excellant waste of money

[SuperNeonCupcakes]

"Stay fresh poop bags"

[bassmajor]

@SuperNeonCupcakes

or "Stay fresh stool bags" :D

[LaxBros4Life]

'An Excellent Failure'

[nintendolover2000]

The Debby Meyer bags have been on TV inn USA.

[Youtub3rh4x0r]

'An Excellent Video'

[TommyCee123]

"An excellent Heinz Product ad"

[ZetaNeubourn]

I just now noticed the transcript says "moon men" at the 1:29 mark, even though you never said it. |D

[MyFamilyGuyLover]

@darthbinks99 an excellent reply

[blackmonkfire]

Chef Ineptitude was the only black one . . .

[DeathMetalDom1994]

i dont want no fucking heinz pasta

[FullMetalAlcohol]

@DeathMetalDom1994 An Excellent Advert

[marcsw5000]

You can't complain............ but I do anyway!

[jakixs]

Wish I could look that damn smug. I'd never change my facial expression

[Cooljay1991]

@ashens You should totally go in voice overs. I'd bet you could sell deli products to vegetarians with that type of class.

[PlayingGilly]

A bit dark but if chef excellence could market "Stay Fresh Body Bags" keep your bodies fresher for longer, hmm.. maybe not

[silentbob82]

'You could suffocate five toddlers with this bag'

Aaaaaand....subscribed!

[ThatAwesomeUsername]

@darthbinks99

'An excellent reply'

[posada432]

@ThatAwesomeUsername 'An excellent fail'

[ThatAwesomeUsername]

@posada432

'an excellent acceptence'

[akcprime]

i would watch the cartoon

[ThatEccentricguy]

Chef ineptitude is appearing in my city at a local fair (no joke, it's seriously him)

[daviesman1234]

press 2 and 3 yo hear "aquatic spags" 

[WolfTheDog]

You could suffocate oh probably five toddlers with a single one of these. Fantastic!

[foodlovingpig]

3:31 sounds like "Vag bags." Do they not have a product that keeps your vag fresh?

[darklink223456]

looks like

*puts on sunglasses*

this chef is excellent

'YYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY­YYYEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAEEEE­EH

[ThatAwesomeUsername]

@darklink223456

not funny, stop it

[mubblelyon]

*points gun at chef excellence*

An excellent gun

*shoots*

An excellent death

[agwellin]

I still say Harry Partridge needs to make a Chef Excellence 80's-style cartoon. "HOW WILL CHEF EXCELLENCE ESCAPE THE EVIL CLUTCHES OF CHEF INEPTITUDE? FIND OUT NEXT WEEK!"

[metakight4]

stay fresh system:Stay fresh coffe bags

[Angry8bitChicken]

Stay fresh tea bag bags

[klreeveswms]

at 1:31 it says Moon Men after seal LOL

[shoopdawoop32]

everyone needs a big aquatic animal in their kitchen

[ZVONIMIR111]

'An excellent crap'

[pokemonmega]

i remember that the commercial said that you could have a whole box of them for twenty dollars!

[KantorekBaumerB14]

chef excellance needs to become a JTV face, that would be hilarious

[thenewaeon]

I recently found the American equivalent (the Debbie Meyer version) of the Stay Fresh Vegetable Bags on sale at an As Seen on TV (in some countries) store for $20+. If they can make a profit selling the same product for a pound...

[FrostytheShanker]

Or you can use them to scrape up dog poo.

[squakpeckmineturn]

i bought these bags and they dont work...what the hell

[MasterLeafVideos]

Stay fresh Douchebags

[yayButter]

OBVIOUS INCEPTION JOKE IS OBVIOUS

[EJRocky]

Google Images... close. If you look up Chef Excellence on Google, look at the Know Your Meme page on him. He was actually found on iStockPhoto, and there is the original photo of him on the page

[HurryHarryNoE]

I was in Poundland recently (I hardly ever go in) and I saw some stay fresh bags, nearly bought some and all just cos of this video...

[ZiozoneEmperor]

i'm guessing the poundland's cashier guy allways reacts with an "wtf is this guy thinking" whenever dr.ashens buys stuff there

[boldziga]

do do da dooba doooooooooo

[SwizzleMix]

Stay Fresh Chef Bags

[anangrybrit]

what about stay fresh ball bags?

[TheBigDolphin1]

@anangrybrit nah. not a good joke

[Toontown348]

No! Not the kitchen! Go to the SOFA! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! This is an excellent comment...

[QualityCompare]

Chef Excellence condoms would be a hit, an Excellent protection

[MrPhazzeron]

Stay Fresh POP Station Bags

[TheRingo524]

Hey, there's three countries the commercial appears in! You're forgetting Molvania!

[noal63]

Stay fresh douche bags.

[RingshadowCat]

1:28 "Moon men"

What?

[bobabroon]

Stay Fresh Ice-Cream bags!

[killtacular4]

stay fresh toddler bags

suffocate up to 5 toddlers with 1 bag

can be used with any toddlers

NEW TECHNOLOGY!

...'excellent'

[JosephDeLaCroix]

@killtacular4 Casey Anthony approves of this.

[jason123456789210]

I GOT A IDEA! STAY FRESH SYSTEM STAY FRESH MARIJUANA BAGS!

[jason123456789210]

Chef Excellence got Stay Fresh Boxes

[XKillaScoutX]

'You know its good, when its excellent!'

[wakkoswish123]

i bet you the stay fresh fruit n' veg bags are the same as the debbie meyer bags we have in the us

[gamer1829]

this guy who subtitles puts subliminalS????? fail