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  • I refuse to believe that anyone other than Bruce Lee could take out Chuck Noris.

  • jajaja XD chuck norris is a normal human and darth vader a sith

  • Chuck Norris wouldn't win... Because winning only implies the possibility of losing, which is impossible: Chuck Norris doesn't battle, he just allows you to use...

  • Chuck only lost because he had to use so much tranquilizer to get to Darth Vader's level

  • well u know realy chuck norris plays in star wars..HE WAS THE FORCE!!!!

  • Moments after this video was uploaded to youtube the real Chuck Norris appeared at shadyjewmobster's door. 30 seconds later Chuck left the house with brain matter on his boot. Lesson learned...Don't Fuck with Chuck!!!!

  • @petis1976 have u been watching my house lol?

  • Darth Vader has conquered the world of Martial Arts....A New Challenger Arrives: Bruce Lee. This battle is about to go WAAAAAAATTTAAHHHHH!

  • D:

  • Thag not the real chuck norris. It a imposter!!!!!

  • FAKE CHUCK NORRIS DONT BATTLE, HE JUST ALLOWS U TO LOSE!

  • THIS IS A TIME PARADOX!!!

  • XDXDXDXDXDXDXD!!!!! wow. at the very end of SWTOR they should put darth vader as the final final boss and have him so overpowered he could jsut force choke. The only way to beat him would be to kill him while hes chocking someone. Basicly meaning hes invincable cuz he wil have like 50bigillion hp

  • fuck chuck would kill him breathing

  • Chuck shouldve totally fucked with Vaders face after wat he did

  • thats chucks stunt double chuck could round house kick him to hell for fucks sake

  • Chuck Norris could rip his head of and go back in time and do it again

  • Thats just Hworang, isn't it?

  • I dont get why everyone likes chuck norris. He's obviously uncool.

  • @AdventCloud5 i can tell your future, you are going to get many dislikes...

  • @Nero25251 Okay. It's been 2 months since my comment. Where's my dislikes?

  • @AdventCloud5 it was a joke, sorry

  • Darth: i am your father

    chuck norris: i am your grandfather

  • chuck woulda 1

  • chuck look more like hwoang from tekken 4

  • Maaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa­aaaaannnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnoooo­ooooooooooooooooooooooo

    O Chuck Norris NUNCA iria perder pro Dart Vader

  • no chuck norris cud kill darth vader by breathing

  • FAKE!!!!!

    

  • wrong fighting style.

    

  • FAKE!! Chuck norris cant lose!!

  • CHUCK.....i am your father

  • how darth could block chuck's kick? FAKE i got 1 questi0on for all of you why chuck is still making movies and darth isn't?

  • IF YOU THINK THAT IT WOULD NEVER HAPPEN THEN WHY MAKE THE VIDEO!!!! YOU SUCK MAJOR BUG TIME, FOOL!!!!!!!!!!

  • im pretty sure that chuck norris would simply stomp causing a giant chasm in darth vaders ship annialating darth and his piddley stormtroopers!

  • Chuck Norris doesnt have to fight he just has to breath and Vader Dies

  • bah Chuck would have won since Darth Vader is every nerd's pussy.

  • @sentinental he isn't really our hero we just like to use him in jokes

  • i hate Americans and their hero Chuck Norris... calm down you Norris sucking FAGS

  • @sentinental our hero really isent our hero Our first president is If youve learned jelious freak

  • @sentinental suck it

  • @greenday376 why? is that something you would do you FAG

  • @sentinental dude you need other comebacks then FAG

  • @greenday376 k howz batty boi sound?

  • @sentinental come up with one not look one up on the web

  • @greenday376 so fucking dumb honestly.

  • PsycReaper you stupid annoying rat faced but licking retard....DO NOT!!!! insult chuck norris you shitty pirece of cod life go suck hairy donkey balls and and intercource with justin bieber you little 13 year old girl.....and you can't play soul calibour....either......you dick....winning!

  • Chuck Norris is a stupid ass red neck fuck chuck norris

  • Only explanation to why Chuck Norris lost.

    He was drugged by darth vader

  • its not that people are on chuck's dick its that the jokes are entertaining i don't like chuck norris but i like the jokes

  • Vader is so awesome, he could kill Chuck without using his lightsaber.I mean, Vader could force choke Chuck, and Chuck wouldn't be able to get free. Besides, Chuck doesn't have the force, he's basically powerless compared to Vader if you think about it. 

  • lol keep the ratings equal!

  • a unicorn once kicked chuck norris thats why they dosnt exist

  • Bruce Lee > Chuck Norris.

  • I'm sorry but people that freak over chuck norris shut the Fuck up

  • That's not Chuck, that's his stunt double. Well.. more like his it's-not-worth-my-actual-prese­nce double.

  • The original name for the Force was Chuck Norris.

  • Chuck is actually 71 years old now....

  • later on darth vader died of cancer and chuck could of saved him

  • chuck norris cant meet his match, then only one that beat chuck norris was bruce lee and look what happened to him

  • death does not kill Chuck Norris , Chuck Norris kills death

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  • This is not Chuck Norris this is Hwoarang from tekken! d-_-b

  • THIS VIDEO is so fake

    because chuck norris lost!

  • You shouldve made a Jesus on Soul Calibur, then made Chuck Norris vs. Jesus lol

  • now just add hitler and Santa Claus then we have the necessary power to rule the galaxy muhahhahaha!!!

  • @kogiama he's not a god... he's a titan.

  • how do you think the darth vader was burned? Chuck Norris was angry with him.

  • Narrator: Watched over by the Gods They UNLEASH there Fury....

    Lmao best entrance to a chuck norris fight ever xD

  • I had to get get on a Military comp to cmmt on this because my comp saw Chuck Norris' name and crashed. Btw, NORRIS, FTW!

  • went i choose chuck norris,my console explote

  • chuck norris sucks my dick so yeah i win =D

  • chuck norris has lost intentionally to attract more Jedis

  • in German : Chuck Norris verliert nur wenn er mitleid mit seinen gegnern hat, in real ist jeder schlag von chuck norris ein critical finish! chuck norris got no enemys, he got only sacifices :D

  • why is everybody in love with Chuk o.O???

    he is nothing special...

  • @kogiama it was nice knowing you...too bad u will be dead tomorrow... :P

  • @Alex94RKO haha ok mate :P

    realy...can somebody tell me why everyone is talkng about him like he is a god?

  • @kogiama agreed

  • @PDavidProductions you understand me right?

  • @kogiama I know, right? He's just another person like you, me, and Jackie Chan.

  • @Comicbookfan01 Hey hold it! :P

    Jackie Chan is a martial artist and he used to show martial arts even if he doesn't anymore...

    Chuck is Sopposed to be a martial artist

    my problem is not that they show something they aren't

    my problem is that a lot of people that doesn't know a lot about this stuff

    is thinking of them like heroes like i used to when i was younger

    i recomend you to do some martial arts and then you won't be so amazed by persons like Chuck but from persons like Jet li and Bruce lee

  • @kogiama People are always making Chuck Norris jokes that are, well, jokes. I'm just saying, but next thing you know, people are going to make jokes about Arnold Schwarzenegger that are totally not true. I mean, to most people, Arnold is amazing, but to me, Chuck isn't that special.

  • @Comicbookfan01 i like the way you think.I don't have problems with Chuck Norris Jokes...i'm using them too to make fan of him and with some situationts...so you are a Schwarzenegger (easier to say than write :P ) that's fine.My point in the previews(if i wrote it right) that there is no realy need to admire someone...you can admire your self if you want if you need that...i mean...why to say "he is special" ?

    try to become special for your self and forget the others..

    well that's my thinking :)

  • One chuck doesn't need nunchucks and two chuck has a beard retard

  • Darth Vader won because he is his father :o!

  • So many people are pissed because Chuck Norris lost

  • Chuk loses becouse he use drogs and view not real Darth Vader :P

  • please stop video taping your tv. get a cam that can see the screen

  • NOOOOO

    CHAK NORIS IMBA

    VADER SUCK

  • We all know that in real life, Darth Vader would have been pwned.

  • Chuck Norris round house kicked Darth Vader once, that's why Darth has breathing problems.

  • @uchihatheitachi darth vader dont used power :P

  • chuck norris used 0.00001% of his power. If he uses only a little more. darth vader should scream" ITS OVER 9000 THOUSAND!!!

  • @halow1alone Dude, Chuck Norris used 1% of his 100000000000000000000009999999­% of power.

  • ahaha chuck norris is darth vader!!!!!! FTW!!!!!

  • Also, Vader pwned so hard.

  • Chuck Norris is a poon, and the video wasn't recorded the way video games SHOULD be recorded.l

  • Darth Vader only one because he was chuck Norris in costume. 

  • darth vader was hacking thats why he won

  • chuck norris' health bar should've exploded because of how big it would be

  • fuck the chuck  im going with vader all the time

  • NNNNNNNNNNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO norris!!!!!!!!

  • i think now it might be easy to beat chuck in a fight considering he is 70

  • @redsoxdudekid yea true...but you gott admit...he still looks the freakin same...i guess age doesn't affect chuck norris after all xD mark one joke that is fact.

  • It would happen quicker than that. Vader would just need one slice, and Norris would be dead. After all, Chuck Norris doen'st have anything on Vader.

  • @whiskerplot Its the other way around.

  • When Darth Vader goes to sleep he checks under his bed for Chuck Norris.

  • LIER!

  • lol chuck norris get chopped in half easy but darth vader without powers darth vader will be like y duz my face have and imprint of your foot?

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  • a famous samurai once pulled his sword on chuck norris.

    the sword shattered out of sheer terror.

  • CHUCK NORRIS KILLS ALL BECAUSE HE IS THE ULTIMATE BEING PROOF IS WHEN GOD SAID LET THERE BE LIGHT CHUCK SAID SAY PLEASE AND NOW WE LEAVE YOU WITH A PASSAGE FROM THE BOOK OF NORRIS .... As Chuck Approached the gods he said to them Bow Down to the Omnipotent Being Now Known As the Great the Lord Chuck. He then gave them the basic Foundations of Human life. He Told them to "Build them in My Image". They Bowed in Disbelieve to this Unnatural being. Then they sang as we percieve as Hallelujah

  • that cant be chuck norris becues he cant loss and a reason why is becues he can gorgle peanut butter

  • Vader has Force, not fair

  • chuck let him win, because chuck is his father, and no one wants to make their babies feel bad

  • like darth sidious said:

    Darth Vader has anything more than chuck norris...

    POOOOOOWWWWWWWWEEEEEEERRRRRRRR­R, UUNNNLLIIIIMITEEEEDDDDDDD POWWWWWWWWWEEEEERRRRRRRRRRR

  • Chuck norris, you don't now the power of the dark side!!

  • @gaaraareiaspeed Chuck norris invented the power of the dark side u idiot

  • wow how dare u do that to chuck make a video that is so fake that chuck norris loses

    thats wack man

  • u smart xaddgx cuz chuck cant lose 2 anyone

  • Aawh men, Vader f*cked Chuck

  • Is it me or does Paul Eiding narrates in this game?

  • This video is fake, Chuck Norris can't die!

  • when you look chuck norris in the eyes you turn to stone...

  • NOOOOOOO CHUCK WOULD NEVER LOOSE TO DARTH VADER..... AND I SAY THAT AND IM A HUGE STAR WARS FAN

  • darth vader won beacuse the game could not take chuck norris real power if the game allow chuck norris' real power chuck norris would win!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  • @leeguy1 if the game allowed chuck norris's real power, it would make the PS3 blow up with the same power delivered by a bomb.

  • @leeguy1 more like the game can't contain chuck norris' real power... if it tried... it would explode

  • @leeguy1 If there is the chuck norris real power , if you get chuck norris the game are not funny !

  • @leeguy1 if the game accurately portrayed chuck norris, the disc would be shot out of the system at 200mph and catch on fire and the game system would be swallowed by a miniature black hole and transported to an alternate dimension where everything is engulfed in fire. then the controller would blow up in your hands, while tv fires glass at your eyes! muhahaha!

  • @leeguy1 could not take Chuck Norris's real power?!?!? wtf world are you living in chuck norris sux ass

  • This is why we don't let a chuck Norris costplayer vs vader

  • We all know Chuck couldnt take Darth Vader. Chuck is Vader's personal bitch.

  • one day later vader incidently died...

  • @Hanysz777 There was no "Incident". Anyone who even dare try to rat out Chuck Norris faces instantly dies.

  • chuck norris is the pink side of the force

    darth vader is more stronger than chuck norris 10000x

  • Are u kidding me the reason why jedi's are jedi's is because of chuck norris's force he's the one who created the force for jedi's to use

  • CHUCK NORRIS KILLS ALL BECAUSE HE IS THE ULTIMATE BEING PROOF IS WHEN GOD SAID LET THERE BE LIGHT CHUCK SAID SAY PLEASE AND NOW WE LEAVE YOU WITH A PASSAGE FROM THE BOOK OF NORRIS .... As Chuck Approached the gods he said to them Bow Down to the Omnipotent Being Now Known As the Great the Lord Chuck. He then gave them the basic Foundations of Human life. He Told them to "Build them in My Image". They Bowed in Disbelieve to this Unnatural being. Then they sang as we percieve as Hallelujah Amen

  • The reason Chuck lost: In reality Chuck Norris' favorite move is the roundhouse kick of instant victory. Sadly,even modern gaming consoles can't comprehend the idea of instant, mindblowing, victory. The sheer amount of processing power to render the entire universe exploding just isn't within the capabilities of the PS3 or 360.

  • noris started with lower health, not a fair fight :(

  • Vader cant kill a god...

  • mlm ....... chuck norris would have 1

  • in real life chuck norris would pwn anybody

  • whoa! Darth Rapes Chuck lol.

  • the dark side of the force is more powerful than chuck norris

  • @gaaraareiaspeed WRONG!!!

  • @gaaraareiaspeed The dark side is Chuck Norris.

  • @HARVESTERFTW

    the dark side is afraid of

    THE CHUCK

  • fake, chuck norris loses to noone

  • oh no. now chuck norris is one with the force he has gained the ultimate power now he will return and DESTROY US ALL!!

  • total fake

  • im supprised shadyjewmobster hasnt been brutally killed by chuck norris yet

  • chuck norris met his match? chuck norris has no match!

  • Chuck Norris can get so angry he can jump back in time

  • Hahahahahaha nice video :D (not laughing of chuck norris i still value my life :s)

  • lol chuck norris doesnt die

    death gets chuck norris xD

  • wait a sec that is not chuck norris when dose chuck norris us a kumb chuck and how can he die unless its a clone

  • The maker of the video was later roundhouse kicked in the face!

    Just like in that mountain dew commercial =D

  • @OmniPsych ture very true

  • @bonetypirate spelling fail

  • chuck norris looks alot like hwoarang from tekken 4

  • darth vader is the best

  • Chuck Norris actually died like, 3 times. The Grim Reaper is just scared to tell him

  • Chuck Norris does not have the force he is the force.

    Chuck Norris is Vaders father

    This fat fuck was killed 2 days ago by Chuck Norris with a weapon of mass distruction .... ROUNDHAUS KICKZ IN HIS FAT ASS

  • why is everybody on chucks dick

  • theres only one rational explanation for this

    that is NOT chuck norris

  • hahaha Chuck Norris just got PWNED!!

  • wow chuck must have really tuned down for this fight, to bad in real life chuck could own darth vader

  • _l_Fuck You

  • chuck

  • noooo cuck :'( LMAO!!!

  • I read your discrpition. How would anyone know his tears cure cancer if he has never cried?

  • fuck you chuck norris could kill darth vader by staring him down