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  • Lance do it like a boss !

  • What shortcut?? They all road the same way. His trick i TDF and in this video is that he make others beat him at his own game, instead of the other way round.

  • Even if he used steroids hes still the man.

  • sólo... tomó un pequeño atajo

  • wrey12, Same name, same town in Texas, but I'm not the Lance you're thinking of. I'm the same age as Lance's Mom. So I guess you can call me old Lance, or guitar Lance. I liked the commercial because it looks like something I'd pull if I was Lance.

    LA

  • thank goodness they were all wearing helmets.

  • I don't get it.

  • Love this commercial!!. Strategy boys! Strategy wins in all sports. This Lance (me) also has cancer, and trust me, when you have cancer you DO NOT take any enhancing drugs. Those would only promote the cancer to grow wildly again. You can't learn that, you won't be told that by the pharmaceutical companies on TV, you have to experience it. I am, right now. So for you doubters, educate yourself before you trip over your tongue.

  • @armstronglance so you're lance armstrong. im big fan

  • 0:28 trollface :D

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  • Anyone know the name of this song?

  • IT'S SHORTEST PATH (:

  • another studip ad, amstrong is really great sportman though; but it' s just king of mountain cycling, come on!

  • Do not try that in a real convoy, you will be murdered by your friends LMAO.

  • the thing i love is how lance has zero bike handling skills 

  • i have that same helmet.

  • 0:32 ireal :)

  • No dope, no hope! Dope Strong!

  • What's that asterisk (a la Barry Bonds) doing on his forehead? Dope Strong!

  • Cyclo cross?

  • i think ill skip that training ride

  • Great Commercial!

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  • Must have been WADA on the bikes

  • @ Anyone saying he does/done drugs. Have you had cancer and then recovered to win the Tour de France seven times?? I didn't think so.

  • Soo he does drugs because he was fast. To all of you who have a car. You have most likely been speeding one time or another, you should get a speeding ticket every month, just because you have a car - same principle!

    Now pay the bill or shut-up, its getting old. His not even racing anymore.

  • Exact awesomeface @ 0:29

  • tan dificil es manejar la bici de ruta en tierra y lodo??

  • @jairocontreras11 sin superficie de rodada, sin grip, sin estructura que aguante baches, sin amortiguacion, va a ser que si es dificil. Aunque simpre puedes gastar un pastizal en un bicho de ciclocross ;/

  • @KStealed ... bueno hago la pregunta por que yo tengo una bici completamente rigida... pero es de xc... y crei que eran bastante parecidas... pero ya veo que no. salu2

  • @Jordan8789 dude. Do some research. He tested positive once.

  • lol cyclecross

    

  • With two balls he would be man enough to tell the truth...

  • i like that

    

  • I think a lot of people would like to hear him say, "I've never used performance enhancing drugs," instead of the statement we always hear, which is, "I've never tested positive for performance enhancing drugs." These two statements are completely different.

  • Here's a novel idea. Let's not argue over something so pointless, and instead enjoy the video.

  • just a theory but do u think he was on some sort of testosterone hormones after he lost a nut? could be considered a bit dubious if he was, just putting it out there

  • lance HAS NEVER BEEN CAUGHT DOPING!!!! damn why cant people leave it at that. if hes ever caught ill deride him too but till then HES THE CHAMP!!!

  • nice commercial

  • alright, who made Armstrong's bike off road without showing or telling the rest of the team?

  • 66 people are just mad because they cant ride their road bike off road like Lance HHAHA!!

  • Personally I cant stand him, he is faster than me, has more endurance than me and same as me has never tested positive for illegal substances, just like me.............why the hell is he so damm good

  • One ball and seven strait victories. Vive la Lance.

  • And he does all of this with just one testicle.

  • Muy bueno el video algo fresco

  • /watch?v=j8zpLO0WHGE watch my tribute, THANKS

  • very inspirational no matter what anyone thinks

    

  • You guys need to realize that tests are ridiculously easy to cheat. It's common knowledge within professional sports that everyone takes several illegal performance enhancers. Lance would never be able to compete at the level that he does if he didn't take performance enhancers since everyone else do.

  • Now I know how he won so many times.....shortcuts!!!

  • @Flashgordanful LOL :DDD

  • @Flashgordanful ... shortcuts and EPO!!!

  • @Flashgordanful lmao!

  • some people are just better at sports than others, face it

  • Lance is the king of France.

  • why is every video on you tube have people making negative coments or starting fights lol

  • Wow. That IS an impressive commercial. :)

  • I Love Lance Armstrong, He is my Hero!

  • i need to take some juice and win tour de france:)

  • Downhill is like 100000000 times more awesome 

  • Oh my God! A road bike!! I would have fell too!

  • Hee hee! It's "Tour de Forest"

  • Anyone know where I can find the USPS commercial were the racing team is delivering the mail on their bikes?

  • Great motivator! I don't expect him to be a saint..how boring would THAT BE!

  • Brazilian here. I just got to say, hes a fucking hero! The guy is the best example we could ask for. I run. And I run for performance, whenever I´m almost quitting, I remember something he said, because of the script of a friggin tv commercial (nike), but still, if you read his book, you know what i´m talking about... "what are you on?"... And I keep going... Reminds me to not be a whiner.

  • The critics say, I'm arrogant. A doper. Washed up. A fraud. That I couldn't let it go. They can say, whatever they want. I'm not back on my bike - for them.

  • The tour of Lance.

  • gosh, those are racing bicycles, not MTB! O_o

    that's why the all those guys are falling down)))

  • @healyo2 lol, If you say so. Thanks for not being a dumbass like gideonian68 though...

  • I'd like to begin by saying fuck Lance Armstrong. Fuck him and his balls and his bicycles and his steroids and his yellow shirts and the dumb empty expression on his face. I'm tired of that asshole. And while you're at it, fuck Tiger Woods too! --- Some Guy on the internet...

  • @barryjamesa1 Nice one man.. I bet you weight about 120kg and have never achieved anything in sport or maybe even life. When you can get off your fat arse and do what LA has done then maybe just maybe you can make dumb arse statements like that you dumb fuck.

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  • @gideonian68 ha, you non-reading sommmabitch. I said some guy on the internet said that. NOT ME. I believe his name is George Carlin, an American stand-up comedian, and social critic. For your information, I weight 165 pounds, I runs 400 meters for fun. To make it even sound worse, I was born with a heart condition, been in and out of the hospital before. People like you are funny, all you do is jump the gun and comment shit with with no facts at all.

  • @barryjamesa1 Shame that heart condition didn't win really.

  • @needabloodyname WIn what? To me, life is not about winning. As long I can do what I want for fun, Im fine.

  • @barryjamesa1 dude, you're a fag

  • @needabloodyname A fag? yeah, look like someone have nothing else to say. Name calling is your only attack. Don't worry, I won't stood down to your level and give you a bloody name or something. Have a nice day...

  • @barryjamesa1 well he would have known if it was a QUOTE if you put quotations around it!! Here is an example....

    "A good deed is never lost: he who sows courtesy reaps friendship; and he who plants kindness gathers love."

    -Basil

    Hope you have learned from this!

  • @gingerballerina33 Good point. My mistake, I didn't know that he needed perfect grammer to figure out that it was a quote. I thought that by saying "--- Some Guy on the internet" at the end would give him enough context clues to figure it out that it was a quote. I didn't thought that he couldn't thinks outside the box. So yeah, I learn from this. I learn that people will always quickly misunderstand others.

  • @barryjamesa1 well you have every right to express your opinnion but really express it politely... you dont have to always be bitter about this.... but I'm not just talking to you I'm also talking to the others that are rude and impolite. If we have more of the nice and polite humans the better off the world will be.

  • @barryjamesa1 well you have every right to express your opinion but really express it politely... you don't have to always be bitter about this.... but I'm not just talking to you I'm also talking to the others that are rude and impolite. If we have more of the nice and polite humans the better off the world will be.

  • @gingerballerina33 I believe I really did express my opinion politely. Second thought, I didn't really express my opinion, I just quote what someone said and that it. A person went out of his way to bark at me and say "dumb fuck" to me, So I put him down...Then other people jump in and I respond nicely to them. I don't thinks I was bitter about this at all...Should read all my comments over again, then ask yourself If I was really bitter about this..

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  • Great Commercial 

  • Becoming bored from conquering road cycling, Lance now decides to dominate cyclocross lmao :P

  • cyclocross foreva.

  • Doper! Don't be naive! I'll give him props for helping to inspire cancer patient, but he's a doper...period. Believe it or not, the truth is sad, disappointing and, yes, hurts sometimes!

  • @Velomuse he has NEVER been tested posotive the only people who call him a doper are losers who just listen to what the media says. YOU INSPIRED ME LANCE> LIVESTRONG-ARMSTRONG!!!

  • Leaving aside Lance's merits, Nike did some of the best commercials ever with him

  • well thats one way to get rid of the competition

  • yes he does have allegations against him and maybe yes he has used banned substance but for the time being this man desserves the benifitt of the doubt until proven other wise period. No other way around it

  • Looks suspiciously like Oregon!

  • one word...OUCH!

  • ahaha epic

  • i feel bad for the guy that fell of the waterfall thing.

  • Why isn't there a movie about lance armstrong?

  • lol what a lad!!

  • no way he ctually did tht on his road bike?

  • nice!

  • Anyone know what where or if the "Maple Leaf" jerseys are two of the guys are wearing at 0:11 ?

    I'd love to get one!

    Great video!

  • @StuInTokyo Bike Cellar jersey from North Vancouver . No longer around . Filmed around the lower mainland BC

  • @mackaliscious Thanks for that, I used to live in Vancouver, Kits Beach area, and across the street was a bike shop named Bike Cellar.... Same place? I lived upstairs from Roxie's Deli, circa 1990 :)

  • A little exercise humor to go with your workout this morning.

  • I dent to think that lance is a liar

  • mint

  • Hmm... is it time to get a cyclocross bike?

  • Tested more than any other pro athlete. Never tested positive. What else do you need? Seriously: What...else...do...you...need?

  • @mgfaxlad anyone can pass tests to be honest its what you use when you use it and its easy to beat tests .......i do

  • @jackonmsn So how come every year a bunch of them get booted for testing positive? Can you explain that? Personally I think steroids and performance enhancers should be allowed. Look at the advancements in equipment and training technology. Why not enhance the body. As long as they choose to do it more power to them.

  • @mgfaxlad well yes i can explain it, people get gready they take things too close to events they push the limits, people take easier oral steroids over needles and the orals are detected easier.

  • @mgfaxlad no one gives a shit, man

  • @Mu5clehead I'm still getting press on a comment I posted 2 months ago? Cool. Hey, 2 months ago people gave a shit. You shoulda been there. You missed out. Check back in 2 months, it might just be shit giving time again. These things, like flared trousers and herpes, come back around.

  • @mgfaxlad no I mean REAListically no one cares, lol

    most people on o youtube argue for no good reason these days.

  • @Mu5clehead True enough. I come on here sometimes just to wind people up. It's amazing how far some take it. I sometimes feel like I'm pouring petrol on a fire. Sit back and watch it burn. Lance does rock, though. Juiced or not. I'm all for performance enhancers. I mean, look at those shoes they used to run track in back in the day: wafer thin soles with spikes. All high tech now. Isn't that performance enhancing? Wind tunnels? You bet. Bring it on.

  • @mgfaxlad I'm a fan of his but I recently found out that he has methods to escape testing positive for doping. An ex-teammate of his tested positive and sabotaged Lance saying that he taught the team how to dope.

  • @mgfaxlad How about reports from ex team members....

  • @mgfaxlad

    POW!

  • @mgfaxlad im with ya on that man, i think the answer is 'something better to do than bitch about someone more talented then anyone who doubts him'

  • @mgfaxlad

    Just means he is ahead of the curve, in other words he has the best masking agents and is doing drugs that are not on the radar yet. And he is not the only one, everyone at the top of pro cycling is doing some enhancing whether you like that fact or not.

  • @aegisgfx There is a big difference from enhancing your body and treating it well to perform at its maximum capacity and taking illegal agents, If there are some drugs legal that give you a competitive advantage then they should ban them. Lance has never tested positive for a banned substance.

  • @TexasRaTleSnake316

    well technically your right, he has not tested positive for anything they are testing for, doesn't make him (or others) clean by any means. But it sorta puts them all on a level playing field. But where big money is concerned, the money money you can throw at drugging and refining the use of those drugs, the more successful you are likely to be.

  • @TexasRaTleSnake316 Lance never tested officialy for banned substance, but he failed a corticosteroid test in 1999 that was cleared by an illegal TUE and after that Lance himself has said he hadn't any TUE for that TDF in response to strong doping allegation from american journalist during the press conference of the second rest day.

    Even O'Reilly, his masseuse, testified that TUE was a fake and that Lance thought he was caught until that miracle of UCI who received later money from Lance.

  • @mgfaxlad

    He was tested 2 times fewer than Marion Jones...

    Do you know her?

  • PAUSE at 0:30 :D:D:D:D:D:D:D

  • Whether you like him or not, you can't object to what he has done for cancer research and cycling in general...Livestrong raises monster dollars for cancer research (all because of Lance), and he pretty much made cycling relevant in the US, period. no other american team or person did that...just consider the lesser of two evils...

  • THgis is funny! Guys in the tour oftin practice in the mountains to get better control

  • to the haters.......dude never has been popped....EVER.....tested almost every damn day.....so in short....blow it out your ass.....jealous mom's basement 10$ bike riding tools

  • ROTFL

  • Doper for real, don't be such a media sheep!

  • @curtboroff lance is not on steroids! thats a complete joke!

  • @MrNHL87 You are right he is not only on steroids, he uses Growth hormones, Testosterone EPO and blood transfusion too.

  • @u368 growth hormone and testosterone are steroids

  • Average commercial. Super hero dude!

  • Great doper !

  • @hghepo, whatere smack head

  • @hghepo you're a great fucking son of bitch !

  • @thucydidesse But Armstrong is a fucking doper, a liar and probably a croock !

  • Great commercial... It always makes me laugh!!! :-)

  • and thats how cyclocross was invented

  • did they died?

  • so, who is Lance Armstrong?

  • @wallpaperkilla Your not fit to be alive if you don't know who Lance Armstrong is.

  • @CabbageCorn What really? Are you saying someone should die for not knowing who Lance Armstrong is? He's just a fucking athlete that got cancer. Good for him for winning the tour de france but fuck you for being an idiot.

  • @wallpaperkilla alright touchy! think someone needs to take 5 away from the keyboard clearly abit stressed out. I was playing with you, you oversensitive cunt.

  • @CabbageCorn Nah, not stressed. I think I was just trolling. sorry

  • I love this commercial.. hope to see you at Ironman Texas Lance.

  • lance armstrong is a fuckin beast. hes meaner than chuck norris

  • @IMAGonTheInternet LMAO made my day

  • Biggest sport fraud of the world!

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  • his next ad should be on the cobblestone

  • The Texas bike chain massacre

  • roids!!! fuck him

  • @Linky360 He didn't take steroids. He took epo which just maximises your Vo2 per cent. Considering he had cancer, I'd say it was probably a good idea he took it.

  • "Dangerous" Dan as LAs stunt double

  • Real me ride their road bikes off road!

  • XD smart lose them in the tree's.

  • wats the name of this song?

  • Would take a good stuntman to do that sort of face-plant without breaking their necks.

  • im not a biker but id love to run that trail

  • LOL he's in first

  • It's amateur hour in the woods.

  • lance is the best!

    i send Trek!

    y estoy muy orgulloso de el!

  • its propably cyclo-cross bikes though...

  • Who has not yet read the truth about Lance's doping and his 6 EPO samples of 1999 TDF? just google about Ashenden and those samples!

  • @hellsadore God damn dude. I am pretty sur this has been adressed at least a billion times, and he was cleared of all allegations.

    Please, just shut the hell up now.

  • @Dontbeglum It was only cleared by Lance's fans but never by WADA the World AntiDoping Agency!

    Did you heard about Landis?