"Credit Crunch Christmas": Tarquin Britten and the City Boyz

[myblingbaby]

Lighten up it's just a bit of fun. Anyway donating money never ends up where it's suppose to. It'll just make some fat wallet even fatter.

[sulkyjim]

bankers and suicide ... now there is a silver lining !

[Szeles01]

Aaah, come Monday morning I'll be at my desk on the FI trading floor. All the whiners talking about greedy bankers - STFU.

[emmadog2000]

very funny!

[Sharventa]

i hope the Christmas to come next year, sees you all without any money, and without the ability to pay your mortgage or anything else and your fat-cats lifestyle trimmed down to the bone then we all can have a drink to your demise.

[balthcat]

This is all Good and Proper in the Capitalist ethic. If you can do it, it is Good for you to do it. Milk the system. If others suffer, it is Good for them to suffer, because they were not good enough to merit comfort. They should have been smart enough to milk the system too.

Wonder why I don't really like capitalism much?

[balthcat]

ps: Don't forget to download this for free somewhere! :)

[mikeybrumbrum]

Well done, but you didnt show the bit hwere we significantly reduced the effectof the credit crunch by reducingthe amount of fiscal debt incurred by the bankers.

You know, the bit where we put them all against a wal and empty a machine gun on them !!!

[wisteela]

Love it. Pure brilliance.

[angelickouka]

I know a lot of bankers earning >£500k pa and none of them are like this bunch of cocks. Catchy tune though.

[tuscantony]

Excellent - -the world's about transferring money from the stupid to the clever, and you've done that in spades!

[Satanic71]

It's the bankers desire for short term profits that has caused this mess. What is left now for the Economics graduates of tomorrow now that the bankers of today have fed off the carcus of the economy. It will take another 100 years to build another strong economy.

[twjo70]

Love this song, it should be number 1.

[Satanic71]

You may have a lot of money now but it's not going to last and which banks are you going to work for now that Lehman Brothers has collapsed and the rest haven't got much leveraging power left. Investors have pulled out of hedge funds and major banks have been recapitalised by the state. The rules have changed. As we enter an age of state sponsored capitalism, banks have to now be transparent and the bonus culture will come to an end.

[Hupar]

The more I listen to it the more I like it... Cheer up people, things are not so f#&ked up... oops, yes they are :)

But at least it's still Christmas more or less...

[knightnow]

what is the point of this. sure you made some money but you dont have to go rubbing it in everyones faces

[bdrich]

Very good,really applies this year

[kevthecat11]

I'd love to kick the fuck out of this lot.

[crocoweep]

very great!

[spunkymunkeymusic]

in fact, check my song, These Daze, that's what I think.

[spunkymunkeymusic]

sick puppies

[elmarcorulz]

Bunch of cunts!

[simonps1966]

What a bunch of Bankers!

[Puzzoozoo]

Very funny. And no good blaming this lot, as it was the public themselves who took out the loans and get up their necks in debt. Live within your means, and not within your overdraft.

[walkens69]

karma = Edmond Safra,Kirk Stephenson, Monckton

3 down.....

[emrjohnson]

haha this is jokes!

[mikeha]

They engineered this credit crisis, and now they are being paid off in the trillions by the Federal Reserve for their work.

[suzannemeaghan]

karma is such a b**ch

[quenby23]

Canary Wharf idiots. Selfishness, vanity, shallowness, theft and greed... A very poor statement for humanity. Nothing will fill the empty void in your hearts boys and girls... it's time to grow up and think of the big picture; take some responsibility for the world and those you are sharing it with.

[diagonal152]

lol, pretty funny. Have you seen the 'Bank Aid- do they know it's credit crunch time' one? That one's hilarious!!

[Live4Britain]

One day, corrupt greedy banksters and Broon's Nu Labour regime will pay for screwing up our poor country.

Vote BNP

[ossieclay]

merry xmas

[zatousagi]

one word: "satire"

I just blew many minds

[orhawu871]

Can't any of you simple tossers see that this is one big joke? Honestly, are you people honestly so bloody stupid!? Do you simple people who have no idea think that 4 young lads would be in a position to leave you 'scum' who write such things without a pot to piss in. Its all your fucking fault anyway. 10 quid an hour jobs and a 350k mortgage is whats fucked everyone you simple twats. Incredibly funny - well done lads - All go and get a sense of humour you fucking idiots!

[multipasse23]

That was awesome. They deserve all the profits they can get

[barricorps]

Disrespectful pieces of shit.

Shame hanging isnt still legal as id love to see you stuck up spivs swinging from a short length of rope

Just remember, what goes around comes around and for taking the piss out of other peoples misfortunes which you caused i wish you all a really nasty cancer.

[mrfoxywhiskers]

Perhaps to redeem yourselves you could donate profits to the Royal British Legion to help our elderly WW2 veterans on low pensions whose interest on their savings have been wiped out. HAHA yeah very funny NOT!!!!!!!!!! I bet if any of these lost their jobs they'd throw themselves in front of trains, they could'nt cope without their Bollinger. These poor veterans living in Tower blocks are 100 times richer than these can ever be. Richer in bravery, richer in humility, richer in respect.

[mikefethers]

don't give me hate mail

this is funny, people have always been poor. A crying shame I'm sure. However if they'd paid attention in school they wouldn't be in this situation!

[onlyababa]

Because only idiots got caught out by the credit crunch, right? Wrong. It was caused by idiots who THOUGHT they were being clever throwing money around like it was going out of style. To boot, some of the people suffering now are students who can't get jobs to make their way through their education and whose parents don't have the spare cash to fund them anymore, so it's not all chavs on the dole who are suffering.

[mouhPk8]

Good I hope all poor people starve to death this Christmas (them and niggers and muslims)

If they had half a brain they wouldn't be poor.

Only a complete and utter imbecile thinks that since they earn £8.00 a hour they are entitled to a £300,000 house.

It is the duty for rich people to exploit the poor, because hey if they were rich (or educated) who would mow my lawn or deliver my mail?

[zenmastermatt]

it is the duty of rich people to get shot in the revolution.

[mouhPk8]

They will be orchestrating it you fucking idiot.

[jhaslam17]

How can you take that seriously? It's a joke and very funny, where's your humour?

[m12ter3]

Well at least we know what they look like, its a good kicking coming your way lads, enjoy!

[hater4life9]

this is fuckin QUEER

this is probly the worst video ever fuckin GAY

[BuddahUK]

Moron.

[WolvoExPunk]

It looks like the sort of spoof that Spitting Image would have done in the 80s or 90s. But the bankers who fucked us over really do need some designer violence done on them. Platinum-capped boots, diamond encrusted knuckledusters, silver Stanley knife, broken crystal wine-decanter and faberge-eggs-in-a-sock. Only the very best for these yuppie scum.

[myothernameistaken]

These blokes need their balls feeding into a paper shredder.

[NIBIRU122012]

I hope they lose all there money and then catch aids from all the hookers they paid for !!!!

[ItsBretter]

Oh my word, your first video, and already semi-featured.

[revco68]

At the next Manchester United game I hope theses cunts get the shit pounded out of them from some hooligans. Stay classy UK you fucking tossers.

[rgrandles]

you have in a strange way made a good point, and the point is WE DONT need money to enjoy ourselves,its the most lost truth ever....anyway like to see you come up here to liverpool and sing your song, you probably wouldnt get past first verse before you got put in stocks and laughed at, cuz we dont need you or your money

[parker1977x]

Ha Ha! Can you believe the idiots Sunday Express has fallen for this joke! It's on thier front page 2day they slaggoing off bankers for it.

They say Tarquin britten is one of the bankers sons. Yeah right. Tarquin...get it? It's made up, its taking the piss out of bankers. Doh!

Tarquin Britten's even got its own myspace page. People who made this must be wetting themselves and probably making money cos it's on itunes. What a plug! What a plum!!!

[CupOfSquirrels]

Holy shit, I never thought of it this way. Thanks!

[TangWeijun]

For us poor Yanks on the other side of the pond, would you mind explaining the pun? I get that Britten = Britain, but Tarquin = Tarkin'? What does it mean to Tark?

[BuddahUK]

Tarquin is a name believe it or not. It's very old fashioned and restricted to the upper classes, you won't find a poor Tarquin in the lower orders or anywhere else these days.

[rowls76]

Brilliant! I'm so sick of every paper and politician blaming the banks for all the world's credit problems. This tongue in cheek response sums up just how many blameless bankers are feeling right now. For those of you suggesting a violent response - grow a sense of humour you bigots!

[martin7940]

rowls76 -nBlameless bankers? You are fucking joking, right? Three things have caused the shit storm we're heading into - lack of regulation, spineless politicians, and the greed and irresponsibility of cunts like these. And now we're supposed to feel sorry for them because they're feeling a bit "put upon"? I repeat what I said - I hope they end up dangling from the nearest lamp post.

[compasschris]

I hope the song does very well in the charts then the identity of these city w(b)ankers wll be revealed. Then the press will start the witch-hunt and the public will take their revenge, hopefully physically. Give it a week or so and it WILL be payback time for these yuppies......with interest of course.

[Zoootex]

cunts, love to take a bat to their smug faces

[martin7940]

I see... Sneering bastards... Helped to cause untold misery, particularly for the poor and most vulnerable - and there response? A big "Fuck You." Well, don't sneer to soon boys.... If things get really nasty - if people find themselves cold, hungry, and hopeless - they may just decide they've got nothing to lose and take matters into their own hands. It's my most fervent wish that at least a few of end up dangling from lamp posts. Then we could make up a catchy little song about it....

[BuddahUK]

This is very good, it shows the British at their best. As sneering, filthy, misanthropic scumbags who would rape your sister for a loaf of bread if the times got tough.

[salismarr]

If you don't like us, get the fuck out!!!!

[BuddahUK]

Twat

[calibrada]

I would rape her for free. (your sister, not mine)

[Shaunh99]

I hope these Bankers get the Christmas they deserve.

[sohc287]

Filthy jews. Burn in hell, motherfucers!

[jas18001]

honestly brilliant

[vodkalondon]

funny!

[gavrr]

fake.

[ColyTom]

I hope that this gets released!

[foxfoxton]

Ha! Very good. Release it and Ill buy it!

[HarryReichenbach]

there isn't a recession its a CIA plot

[hgatrum08]

All very good boys! x

[cliog7023]

vote vote vote for this years number 1 !

Toms mum x

[Mickthemiller26]

This has Christmas number one written all over it.  Stupendous. Well done Britters.

[HutchyMuse]

Legend!!

[jas18001]

CITY BOYZ RULE