KICK-ASS "Big Daddy Clip": In Theatres April 16th 2010: MAPLE PICTURES

[Kaotic110]

if that was my dad first words to come out of my mouth...

YOU @#$ HOLE GONNA SHOOT YOUR OWN SON! 3 TIMES.....WHAT 1=ONCE WASN'T THAT AMUSING HUH! @$%# ICE CREAM FOR THIS BETTER GIVE ME ENOUGH MONEY TO BUY NOODLES AND SUSHI FOR ALL OF ASA!

[barrelshoved1]

0:41 i was like ??????????????????????

[LOLforLIFE123]

good call baby doll!

ahahaha i love this scene tooo much, just too funny.

[domodiLLeta]

I cried when Big Daddy died.

[5674JoJo]

LMTOOOOOO

[stalk8r]

Cage is incredibly funny in this role :D

[TIMOTHYSAARINEN]

Too fucking funny! Hit Girl is so fucking cute! 

[DanniiXDoomm]

"I hate getting punched in the chest."

[Oceanshells4]

i love this so much. lol

[xXSiNiSteRXx1]

On the 2nd shot he hit her head

[EP1KCAMPER]

then:

"Is it gonna hurt daddy???"

now:

"Okay cunts, lets see what you can do."

[silversuperchick]

lol the first time i saw this i thought he killed her so i was like 'omg! oh....she's gettin up' then started laughing when i watched it over again

[Kaotic110]

did he STROKE his mustache!?!?!

[terroLICIOUS]

press 7 7 7 7 7 7 7

Nyan Nyan Nyan Nyan Nyan Nyan Nyan :D

[ceitsf]

I love this scene.

[HUDJ0679790]

Ah father and daughter bonding..... so cute ! :D

[cammytheassasin1]

PRESS 5 HAHA

[KoldCerealKiller]

Awwww......nothing like a father-daughter moment. Give thumbs up if you think that fathers should spend more quality time with their children.

[HydrophobicPELICAN]

I Laughed my head off the first time i saw him shoot her, it was just so redicuLous it was hilarious, Your gonna be fine baby doLL, that was awsome LoL

[forrestfire1012]

PRESS 4!!! THAT'S GONNA BE ME!!! :D

[Kingrex16]

Holy shit. When i first saw this i was so shocked. Then I started laughing so hard

[forrestfire1012]

I thought he was gonna take a head shot after she said Bowling alley

[SnazySpaz]

Aww, CHILD. XD

[xxSpike1989xx]

BEST FATHER EVER!!!! 

[ThatMinecraftGuy1]

when I first saw this in theaters it made me laugh so hard

[SnazySpaz]

This is the best thing EVER.

[periesicsd]

yep, this is what my dad did with me too! it hurts pretty bad, it's harder then a punch in the chest, it's more like a sledge hammer in your chest!! got a huge bleu spot afterwards!

[spaagerken]

you're gonna be fine baby doll!

BLAM!

[SuperMicklovin]

press 6 

[foot0fete]

@SuperMicklovin  Lmao

[PACHONGA9]

"Now switch to KryptoNIIIITE!"

[TheFrostbird]

press 4 as fast as u can and u see nicolas cage masturbating xDDD

[CoDJTAGMedia]

LOL press 4 on your keyboard

[H2OFAN125XX]

Dad: its realy no more painful then a punch in the chest

Hit girl: i hate being punched in the chest LOL

[lie31337]

Big Daddy!... #padresPRO!

[schoolnerd001]

the best scene ever .. when i the 1st time watch the movie i saw the kid pointing the gun infront of the girl and i was like 0.o O.o is he crazy ?? but i liked the part

[EvrythingIsSoCoolSo]

Nicolas Cage....Ftw

[vladuski]

0:40 THE BEST PART

[EuromanMovieReport]

Nick Cage looks such a pedofile in this clip...

[KayceTolayo]

he,i watched this movie 5 times in webmovietube..thank u

[a7xfanboylolololol]

@KayceTolayo i watched it on netflix bitch :P and not your spam

[StarStylexD]

- Your gonna be fine, baby doll... * shoots gun *

[DefinitionInfinition]

first i was like: poor girl ._.

then i was like: oh sh-

and then i was like: -oh nvm she ok lol

[EternalDarkness316]

We've seen Nicolas Cage as a demon from Hell twice, yet for some reason I love him more in this movie lol.

[MariettaKnipping]

this movie is awesome..going to watch this in webmovietube

[ITHEIDIOTSHOW]

Was big daddy an ex-cop or was that a lie? in the movie it seemed like he was an ex-cop but in the comic they said the opposite??? Can someone clear this up for me?

[Aloverssoulz]

@ITHEIDIOTSHOW Both are true. Sometimes they change the stories somewhat when making comics into movies :)

[questtonova]

the first time i watced this movie i thought he was some physco who was gonna kill his daughter or something

[rutenkoxaber]

@questtonova no at first we all thought he was a pedophile then he he said he was her father then we thought hes gonna shoot his daughter with a gun? then we were like oh...... shes fine

[mustangred]

@rutenkoxaber Oh is that what was going through your mind? Fascinating. Thanks for sharing.

[GANSTERBOYable]

@questtonova me 2

[OpTic3liJK]

Now you wont be scared when a junky asshole pulls a glock... a nice qute

[MrSuperguy93]

keep pressing 40

[ZeAntiNooob]

Nicolas Cage plays a good nutcase.

[2wingo]

@ZeAntiNooob Truer words were never spoken.

[TheKamillaShow]

@ZeAntiNooob hes not a nutcase he wants her to be ready and to not be scared when someone ACTUALLY tries to kill her.

best parenting evar

[onr4me]

like he just shot her, like my eyeballs saw him shot her, like what the @#$%, like he just shot her, like like like!

[TheSora333]

press 4 for the good part

[mmac1701]

Dudes, it's a COMIC BOOK. It's not real life. It's not supposed to be entirely realistic. Honestly, what normal human being can change mags in the middle of a fight by tossing them and popping them into the guns from mid-air? I love the movie, but it's a comic book story. It's like arguing about which toilet paper Superman uses. Geesh!

[DanKenShin]

@mmac1701 well... now u've mentioned it... I wanna now wich toilet paper Superman uses. ^^

[narutoseclara]

@mmac1701 Superman uses 4-ply by the way....

[Cashmaster21]

@mmac1701 What toilet paper does Superman use? -_-

[ContortedWhisk]

@Cashmaster21 Probably sheet metal.

[101cgk]

i didnt know she had a bullet proof vest on and i shit a brick when i seen this!

[craigbautel]

holy shit.... its dexter with his daughter in a few years

[BernieEOD]

@MuserFilms 1) When you perform such a training evolution, you make darn sure you place your shots exactly where it is meant to go.

2) Body armor only prevents death, not injury. She would still have bruised if not broken ribs so this is NOT a viable training evolution to try at home.

3) Body armor salesman pack a lot of newspaper or other padding under the vest before demontrating their product.

4) Ii is my hope that no "Big Daddy wannabe" tries this with her 11 year old daughter.

[GuaranaClyde]

@MuserFilms At that range? You must be drunk to miss.

[domanskikid]

Chirst......it took him long enough but Nick FINALLY got himself into an awesome movie playing an awesome role.

[hitorisuko]

When I first saw this in theaters I was so confused. It's a hell of a way to introduce characters :)

[flaminminigod]

hold the cursor over 0:39 and keep clicking

[slvrthunder]

worlds greatest dad. I nearly died laughing when i saw this.

[TheMaeva23]

LOOOOL ! Crazy father ! XD

[josephnguyen19]

Keep pressing 6 and enjoy it =))

[tretonstycken]

@josephnguyen19 hahaha :)

[ImSoRandom567]

I like ow even though she is a superhero killing machine, she still makes deals with bowling and ice cream. :)

[ItsMe678876]

I can't stop pressing down 4

[Nelsonhojax15]

"Ah, child" I don't know why, but the way he says it right there with the music in the background always makes me laugh.

[oddyslay]

0.41 CUT TO COMMERCIAL!!!!

[AATTRRIIXX]

"Your gonna be fine baby doll" BANG "Oh shit I forgot to give her the bullet proof vest"

[hughcri]

@AATTRRIIXX LOL

[bellaxedward132]

i love how she says "i hate getting punched in the chest." XD

[ILuvMisfits]

i want a daughter like her :)

[smilemikePSN]

can i do this to my sis or bros?

[supermariomaniac1]

i thought he actually shot her, im like... the fuck!!! He should get an award for best parenting!!! lol

[Hoyatas]

press 4 :D

[SuperM4DnEssify]

if someone pulled out a glock they would shoot her in her HEAD!!

[AndreasM100]

@SuperM4DnEssify mimimimi

[BernieEOD]

@SuperM4DnEssify You have obviously never been to the range. Try doing 50 jumping jacks and then putting a bullet into a 10 inch plate from even 10 feet.

[2wingo]

Everyone jokes about Damon's parenting style, but I don't think anyone ever really realizes what an AWEFUL father he was.

[BernieEOD]

@2wingo Better to teach your kid to submit to rape, robbery,and kidnapping?

[2wingo]

@BernieEOD There is an ENORMOUS difference between teaching your kid to fight and protect herself and turning her into a bloodthirsty child soldier.

[BernieEOD]

@2wingo If a Mafia clam was after you, you would either become a blood thirsty child soldier or become a child pron star.

[BernieEOD]

In the words of Rammstein: Gefaehrlich das gebrannte Kind

Mit Feuer das vom Leben trennt

Ein heisser Schrei

Feuer frei!

Translation: The burned child is dangerous

With fire that separates from the life

A hot cry

Fire at will!

[2wingo]

@BernieEOD You forget one thing: The D'Amicos WEREN'T after the McCreadys. They'd already swept Damon under the rug and forgotten about him. If he'd been any sort of suitable parent, he'd have kept his revenge plan to himself and not involved Mindy.

[BernieEOD]

@2wingo Relax! Its only fiction.

[2wingo]

@BernieEOD It still disgusts me. Instead of doing what was best for Mindy, Damon dragged her down with him and used her to further his vengeance. That's not love, that's selfishness. She was never a daugther to him, just a tool that would obey without question. Frank D'Amico didn't steal Mindy's childhood, DAMON did!

[BernieEOD]

@2wingo She was apparently willing and the death of her father did upset her to the point where it became HER Vengence. After the job was done, she assumed a normal childhood. Unfortunately, todays schools are as much of a war zone and she might end up taking on a gang.. As it is, she put a couple of bullies in their place .

[2wingo]

@BernieEOD She was "apparently willing" because she didn't know any better. She was indoctrinated from 5 FUCKING YEARS OLD. And anyway, it's Damon's fault that he got caught because he stupidly allowed Dave to bring Red Mist to their sanctum without checking him out the way he did Kick-Ass.

Yes, it's good that she knows how to fight and handle herself, but my point is that Damon went way too far. In real life, there's no way she'd be able to function that well in normal society so soon.

[BernieEOD]

@2wingo If you want to get down to the technical aspect:

a) Body armor leaved bruised or even broken ribs so this scene is not realistic

b) My 10 year old daughter can shoot a .22 pistol quite well but there is no way a girl that small can hope to fire a 9MM that well.

c) The human leg is not that easy to sever from the body, even a well conditioned adult would have a difficult time, Likewise, I doubt that a 10 year old girl is able to thrust a blade completly through an adults body.

[peterpaulie]

@BernieEOD shut up

[BernieEOD]

@peterpaulie No



[IneedaYTaccount]

@2wingo Well it is a movie xD Though that skewed personality is what makes him so awsome I'd say :p First time I saw this scene I was like 0_0 then afterwards after seeing them in action I was like :D

[2wingo]

@IneedaYTaccount I know. I need to remember the MST3K mantra. It's just a show, I should really just relax.

[ybya923]

@2wingo MST3K reference ftw

[IcyScythe]

@ybya923 where?

[ybya923]

@IcyScythe not in the video - that dude's comment i replied to, he made a MST3K reference.

[Killuminatyi]

lol this is like the first scene when you see hit-girl (you don't even know it's her) and i was like WTFFFFFFFFFFF

[Thebaildude]

Keep on pressing 6 and it sounds like he saids f#$5!

[NinjaAlGore]

Keep pressing 7:

"Nail me on the way back!"

[xXRaceHorseGirlXx]

GOOD CALL, BABY DOLL!! hahahaha love it!

[MandelbudetReturns]

The best Nicolas Cage role in years.

[Kracker5000]

@MandelbudetReturns

Agreed. Wicker Man. Nuff' said.

[NextGeneration247]

Woa I thought he killed her! 8I

[khanell786]

is movie sooooooo overrated and a lil boring to be honest.thats why im not looking forword to x-men 1st class as its the same director that did this movie

[jakebiomask]

@khanell786 What an idiot.

[khanell786]

@jakebiomask your moms an idiot for giving birth to you.

[jakebiomask]

@khanell786 Why? because i didn't come out retarded like you?

[apsinthion]

@khanell786 i nowcant waitforthat movie tocome out.. ps kill yourself

[KonohaRamenNoodles]

Good call, baby doll!

[DsQ161]

hahahahahahaha ho he hi ha hu...

And I thought my jokes were bad... :|

[santinasiford05]

wow..amazing..awesome..just watched this in webmovietube

[MrDevinator99]

some junke would pull a glock end up with his hand cut off lol

[thefist90000]

in this part of the movie i laughed so hard but my freind taugth she died

[Arcangel71031]

I Actually Thought she died Lol = D

[hogwashsentinel]

Father of the Year

[ToniMontana4000]

father of the year.

[Harrypop97]

i swear she got shot in the chest? so why is there no hole in her jacket after? :')

[cloudxtraining]

@Harrypop97 LOL! Ur observant.. Beware, knowing too much ain't good..they'll send hit-girl to silent those who know too much..Hahaha kidding

[lern2live]

0:40 DIE BABY DOLL! Oh shit! I forgot she had a bullet proof vest.....

[niallator11]

"ah child... only for a second" "it's really no painful than a punch in the chest" "i hate getting punched in the chest"

[ironhero94]

some junky asshole!!!lolol

[TheVideogameEmperor]

0:41-Wow. He deserves father of the year. :P

[TheKamillaShow]

@TheVideogameEmperor lol at first when i first saw this movie im like :O wtf!!! then she gets up oh okay

[AngelpawsLadycat]

One of the best scenes of the movie!!  Love it!! Wish I could do that with my kids!

[DJman30000]

"Good call, BABY DOLL"

[foodbug]

I was like "Oh god. for crying out loud, dont pull the ..... nvm"

[GcMuh]

i love Chloe Moretz she is awesome

[DynamicScherzo]

GOOD CALL BABY DOLL

[EvilLamas]

this was one of the funniest things I have ever seen... 

[Epodmusic17]

HAHA!!!! I love the music in the backround

[ericyabadabadoo]

GONNA BE FIINE BABY DOLL!!

[phcuk666]

nic cage is such a good actor and chloe is such a cute actress!

[Kuejon]

find myself returning to this clip every so often... hmmm. that could sound disturbing.

[BohusCZ1]

Nicol Cage is very good in 60 second or next or i dont know BUT THIS MOVIE IS WAESOME AND NICOLAS IS IN MOVIE AWESOM!!!

[Danteskill]

She is so cuuuuuuuute <3 <3 <3

[SSBBXDSSBM]

at first, when i watched the movie, i thought she died o.o

[frankystein12]

This has to be one of Cage's best roles.. the other being Bad Lieutenant. And oh, by the look of this scene, he is taking home the "Best Dad of the Year" award for sure.

[MrGaMeRzZZZ]

THIS IS A FUCKING MOVIE YOU BITCHES

[jakleist]

"AGAIN??" She's so cute in this scene.

[tubeorc]

Aside from the fact that this is a film/comic adaptation=fiction... that kind of image is disturbing. I enjoyed the film but ... shows some dangerous stuff for the stupid majority of the population specially in the Western Europe-USA.

Moral of the scene?= "Guns are fun to play with and perfectly safe for even a father to target practice his own daughter".

Not a good example as we seen recently in the "Gabby" Giffords shooting.

[t3knopulse]

@tubeorc

Luckily, most of the U.S. has a cognitive and functioning frontal lobe that will tell us that SHOOTING OUR KID might not be a good idea and that a MOVIE is just that... As for guns being 'fun'...lets just overlook all the shit in Africa or any OTHER developing nation that shows 12yr olds with REAL AKs high on drugs...

Fuckin neo-conservatives, stay the fuck out of my life...I can decide for myself what I can and cant see or do.

[tubeorc]

@t3knopulse Unfortunately the functionality of ur frontal lobe doesnt reassure me that is safe to give u a gun. As for the 12yr olds with guns..... COLUMBINE is in Africa????

And sorry in a civilised society there are LAWS so u CANT do whatever u THINK its right but what is appropriate for the rest of the society.

[DUCKTAPE702]

I love how he doesn't even flinch right after he just shot his daughter.

[hippie1335]

The bowling alley ?!? :D 

[creamycurdy]

wut a great dad lol he was kind enuf to use low velocity rounds :P

[chasero123]

It's a movie... Who cares? It's entertainment. It's not real.

Great movie, by the way... I just hate when people pick apart every little unrealistic scene. Lets all talk about how the Matrix was unrealistic, Yeah?

[dodiemuehleisen50]

dude, these are hilarious!! saw this in webmovietube

[gd17102009]

When she falls her arms flip backwards.

The coolest moment is when she puts out the bullet of her vest

[landporpus]

so thats what happend to nick cages kids

[intheatre]

did anyone else find the girl being thrown back kinda funny lol

[ImRatherTall]

@intheatre yep lol

[J14ngL00]

Grade A parenting right there

[TamaBoy2010]

@J14ngL00 i will most likely raise my child like this lol

[deadLEE15]

1:29 "good call baby doll" *dad shoots daughter in the head*

[killer97000]

im haooy cuz nickolas cage is in a comedy movie he is in weird movies

[tizamproductions]

lol theres no hole in her coat

[serg549999]

I HATE PUNCH IN THE CHEST/////////

[kratosgow09]

I love her character in The Poker House. "you should kill her with a kiss".

[kratosgow09]

Nooooo, it's more painful than a punch in the chest!