Vampire on Jerry Springer (Unedited Version)

[rem2267]

Why did i watch this?

[WhoWantsToKnow81]

This isn't nearly as hilarious as Mr. Ooh La La

[BronyDash]

I Wasn't Expecting Him To Be FAT.

[daddysbaby22345]

i was hoping for don henrie

[RightWingNutBag]

if u look real close, u can see Lebron James traveling

[rfa2068]

I usually very opinionated but this time I'm at a loss for words. I don't have ha comment on this shit.

[loki00700]

L O L

[Ieatsouls11]

This kid is a fucking douche!



[grace317]

from 4:40 what is he saying? And lol this is so fake but kind of funny how delusional he played his character out to be

[Luckybarnes13]

This is Brilliant.

[iamthejess]

...still better than Twilight.

[rbermea]

@iamthejess 10 times better than Twatlight.

[Pikaronni]

What's the point of the teeth if he doesn't even use them to bite? He can#t be for real. Either way he's a faggot.

[SYKOTIK3M0]

silver? i thought tht was for werewolves.....

[FuNoXx]

this dude is for real

[timmyisthefly]

and is it just me or did he gain 5000 pounds the second he left the coffin?

[timmyisthefly]

i want some hairy guy to come on like "IM A WEREWOLF BITCH!!!!!" And watch them fight to the death

[TeeJayyFB]

For some reason I can't stop starring at his hair and shirt... They just bother me for some reason. :/

[lpgurlnj]

@TeeJayyFB The mole on his face bothers me lol

[DahvieOrgasms]

That's what I wanted to do when I was little ._.

I saw interview with a vampire and was like

FUCK SCHOOL I WANNA BE A VAMPIRE!

Thank god I got out of that phase...

[OceansLost]

Epic Troll.

[mastersword427]

The effects weren't turning into a vampire, he just got AIDS.

[haleyvandsarahg]

Jerry himself has said this show is scripted.

[MrRentcontrol]

the scary part is i know people like this, this person believes what he's saying

[SpaztallicA]

when he says "i am a vampire, Jerry" i imagine that show as a south park and he is cartman "i am a vampire, kyle, my life has sunken into great darkness"

[vampiressofshaddows]

did someone superglue him into that coffin? XD

[808volcomboy]

nice haircut faggot!!! ahahahahaha!!

[Noelleannie]

Oh gosh. He looks like he totally duals in his moms basement.

[Noelleannie]

Lol exactly. Jerry springer is a joke why make yourself more of a joke

[azadkamall84]

Seriously, don't vampires have more important things to do then go on the Jerry Springer show? Dracula wouldn't be caught dead on a show like this, vampires had their pride back then.

[SableMelody]

What a funny little douchebag.

[AlwaysMeetsForever]

its werewolves that are killed my silver..

[MrMeat42]

"Cuz I'm a vampire, Jerry." Epic win.

[JCole131]

jerry springer = king of the trolls

[loopykate]

Nan Flannigan would NOT be happy.

[NeoOne110]

yeah yeah I used to be a vampire like you, then I took a stake to the heart.

[switkissez]

this show really makes me laugh to the extend.. i kept on laughing and never stop laughing.

[timmyisthefly]

i smell a twilight wannabe

[TheBusinessisgood]

@timmyisthefly false,this was before vampires became a sensational commodity.

[timmyisthefly]

@TheBusinessisgood did you study on that?

[TheBusinessisgood]

@timmyisthefly it took days of scrutinizing.

[therussianbear7455]

i bet he doesnt have 100% disease res. aids is now the new vamire killer

[timmyisthefly]

@therussianbear7455 is that a reference to skyrim?

[therussianbear7455]

@timmyisthefly yeah it was probly not the best but i kinda lold

[timmyisthefly]

@therussianbear7455 yeah it was pretty funneh

[floopsie666]

wtffff is this 

[Ogwarts101]

He should go on Maury because he's got a phobia of garlic!

[queenangel321]

don't judge people

[courtalexander]

" I missed the vampire class"

hahahahhahahaha

[VictoryfortheFreeman]

I bet if I "believed" I was a Paladin that slayed Vampires and charged at this guy with a stake, this guy would cut the act ;)

[Lark703]

click "Best Jerry Springer E-V-E-R!" in related videos ----> the guy in both videos look like the same actor

[SYFER9]

Well it takes all sorts i suppose

[dangboof]

if more people realized this sort of trash tv mocks americans they would stop watching it. the sad thing is this gives productive successful ambitious americans a bad name. no wonder the rest of the world mocks us as greedy crazed and mentally fucked up. stop supporting this garbage and they will stop making it. this crap is dumbing us down.

[kkingss4]

@dangboof dumbing?? ohh no it has already affected you!!

[dangboof]

@kkingss4 really youre attempting to be literal on a jerry springer video? please spare me the bs. yes dumbing. not just dumbing .. but dumbing DOWN. you think i cant see the red line underlining the misspelling? seriously.. there are more important issues in life than punctuation and grammar. ohh?. yes. lets try another one. sheeple. ;) good day.

[kkingss4]

@dangboof  are you ok? It sounds like you just need a hug lol.

[artsygirl4123]

Oh man Im at this part of the internet O.o

[emailtheoldies]

he was actually bit by a hobo

[samaasuper]

what the fuck is the world becoming?

[SexyMevy16]

you idiots had the chance to roll that fucker out into traffic and you just LET IT GO!!!! why!?

[konajgreg65]

GOOFBALL

[Bomber0907]

FACT: All vampires are closet homosexuals in real life. Even more flamboyant than cancer patients. Twilight is an accurate representation of vampiric homosexual culture on steroids

[Ibeatyou23]

@Bomber0907 you sir; have a special place in hell reserved.

[xHYPERCALMx]

hmm Im no vampire, but I do like the taste, feel, sight of blood.

[WolfCoyoteClan]

240p we meet again....

[AmiiWillEatChu]

I have a blood fetish. That is all

[SheelaShay]

he just wants attention, fucking fake ass!!!!!

[MrAmbidexterous]

vampires are pretty dorky

[PatriotsDomain]

this young man doesn't know ...(puts on shades)...what is at stake. YEAAAAAAAAH!

[Galetacious]

@PatriotsDomain

csi miami <3

[WhoWantsToKnow81]

@PatriotsDomain Priceless!

[sharpgirl57]

"I missed the vampire class" "It's right between biology and math" LOL

[ellzedd41]

He needs a therapist O_O

[nmgbas9900]

@ellzedd41 you mean an exorcist

[MrBananaAssasin2]

check back in a hundred years,if hes dead he aint real.

[2010TechnoGirl]

okay guys seriously do u even studied there kind NO i have been studying them for about a few years now so yah i can tell when ther lying or not

[CodsBestGuitarist]

ur in a silver coffin hhahaah

[50red510]

@macaxrulz or a stack to the heart

[painsamax19]

@macaxrulz

used to make nerdy "jokes" till i got a vagina to the dick

[007macak]

this is a side effect of incest

[9numbers]

Talanted actor lool

[Rami22789]

So.... is this Twilight: The Beginning?

[DexNChex]

Yes, yes, no, yes, yes. :) lol

[thebakerman1]

What about an umbrella?

What ABOUT an umbrella???

[AlyM254LOVE]

Jerry: Don't cut yourself.

Vampire: I'll just drink the blood anyway.

Jerry: Yeah.. Uh.. Oh well that's good.

[mysanityisdead]

The fuck? Anybody got Buffy on speed dial??

[NebojsaDrez]

send him to the gulag then we see if he still thinks hes a vampire

[Mikuruification]

@NebojsaDrez

"The Gulag"

ARE U STALIN??? 

[TheLokikotomi]

and this is the reason real vampires are looked down upon...well this and twilight...

[TheLokikotomi]

and this is the reason real vampires are looked down upon

[Nauarattaa]

@TheLokikotomi Real vampires?!?!

[TheLokikotomi]

@Nauarattaa yes vampires are a real thing the blood drinking and such yes there is a slight aversion/allergy to sunlight that can ary depending on the person from just a general dislike to fear to an actual allergic reaction...no we are not immortal.....yes i am vampiric i drink blood and it is actually more common than you'd think

[Nauarattaa]

@TheLokikotomi Troll?

[deathnotedo]

I like him, y'a know why? Because he will be remembered, hes unique, hes free, unlike most people

[arayuzlacab]

is that true?

[BrianXaviero]

Jerry should've tried to stake him.

[wolfthing11]

This guy sounds like all his answers are pre-scripted. I mean I know they are, but he could at least stutter or something to make it sound a little more realistic.

[TheNo1Subscriber]

how did they catch him on film?

[tkysan]

Ultraviolet rays can't even get through glass... an umbrella would be fine xD

[TheCliffy007]

I had these "Capped on" lol...

[MultiXboxgamerz]

ow wtf is with the scream :(

[KingoftheFrogfish]

*cough* *cough* bullshit *cough*

[eatm3dry]

real blood ? yea!

[Dillan44]

I kinda wish they'd have positioned him upside down

[kingdomheartshalo]

Even this guy is more of a vampire than Edward.

[MolecularMoonlight]

Does that mean he goes to night school?

[SaddleVamp]

Your sire should be dealt with accordingly for "turning" one so young and inexperienced and then leaving! *grin* THIS HAS TO BE AN ACTOR!

[SaddleVamp]

One word.......W-O-W!!!

[spozoo]

I has these capped on. FAIL

[TheNerdYouCraveFor]

Shouldn't he get STD/STI?

[SadieMack1]

My boyfriends a vampire :O

[PsychoCandyLovers]

if his girlfriends arnt ok with him cutting them than how does he cut them...? does he hold them down or sumthin 0.0

[Idol64]

Question nothing! Avoid, ignore, call the cops, and hide.

[MrDuckboss]

Um aids what about aids.

[nichijuu]

w.t.f. man YouTube has the strangest videos...

[dmnck70]

What the hell is with the back of his hair?

[kiki5055]

oh good yevon his voice pisses me off *facepalm*

[sweetgyy]

delusional idiot

[XxTaylorAndNanaxX]

lol someone needs a girlfriend and a life xD.... no joke/pun intended

[liferules12]

cos thats not weird at all? lock him up.

[Beardyable]

what a tosser, he needs to get laid

[121314151617181943]

i didnt think u could record a vampire see he must be a fake like the gay vampires from twlight

[jeenashirkey04]

LETS SEE IF HE SPARKLES! XD

[Goldenchesnut]

whenever i cut myself or get a nose bleed i always drink my blood

[azmommyful]

@neptoongould It's a blood stain, not a mic! XD

[azmommyful]

Sometimes I suck my own blood. O.o

[creature562]

@azmommyful

i drink my blood ONLY when i cut my lip cuz i bit the skin off my lips at times but... you actually SUCK your blood??? YOUR A VAMP too O.O lol

[mamasmurf1o1]

some one did not get enough attention as a kid.

[KraftwithaK]

Puffy shirts are going to be all the rage!

[007mano1]

I used to be a vampire too, then i took arrow to the knee

[4ffr3]

I'M A VAMPIRE I'M VAMPIRE I'M VAMPIRE!!!!!

[krayzie4real]

2:21 so thats the scream that bone thugs song got it from

[CallOfSpooge]

thank god for related videos

[xxmetioqurexx]

EW HE LICKED HIS GIRLS PERIOD BLOOD! wtf? he said he had a very sexual relationship with his woman and than he drank her blood XD and became a vampire XDDD

[94TBF]

dude is a FREAK. buuut he does have a good point. People are scared of what they dont understand.... still a fuckin freak though

[nbkassassin666]

this is what twilight is doin to people

[LipsOfAnAngel372]

so i typed in lyrics to look at me now and 54 vidios later i got here........

[glencw66]

he had a girlfriend..omg bet he loved it whn she was on "rag week".

[skyeISaFREAK]

even this is better than twilight

[TheMoize123]

@skyeISaFREAK that is better than twilight i like him better than edward lol

[skyeISaFREAK]

@TheMoize123 i hear that this guy could kick Edwards ass any day

[stanyluvsyuh]

@skyeISaFREAK aaggreed

[Payasa19891]

i wanna meet him an hear his whole story

[stickmansteven]

Hehe..NO.

[GabbyCasey16]

is his hair a wig........

[Socom1Skip]

i want to meet you so i can put a wooden stake in ur heart

[CAPNTIMTOM]

he says that so casually

[Quran871]

i think he needs a day at the beach

[Quran871]

fakest asshole

[Xavier0219]

I wonder if he knows that his reflection was captured on a camera.

[MrEvilcannibal]

cupcake munchin tard O.o thats almost as bad as the twighlight doosh

[missLolloLolita]

its actually true that if a hhuman only drinks blood thei're skin becomes really sensitive to sunlight.

[clockwize]

They should of told him he was going to be on Jerry Springer, then just roll him into oncoming traffic.

[123RushAnna]

wut

[laurenwastaken87]

lol- I wish Jerry was still going

[evanstone9]

They should have put a crucifix next to his head without him knowing it, then watched him NOT burn! lol

[FreakyYesIAm]

He looks a little too tan to be a vampire...

[sangravore]

This guy's a nut.

[cuckingfunt1]

lol i know this guy he lives in alabama

[AlexMcSkin]

wtf, so he just goes and cuts his gf?

[Sophiaec11]

his hair looks weird

[danasamuels1]

i feel for him maybe he has a disorder he might honestly believe that he is one the brain is powerful i do belive that its rubish but i honestly think he thinks its real...

[EvaSylvestre]

So defensive. Guess that comes with the territory of being an attention whore.

[KyleS546]

He gonna bite jerry for laughing at him

[KyleS546]

Da fuck, lmao wow ths is crazy wow

[Jeremy8991]

Wait. ITS REAL. This is before Twilight.

[Jeremy8991]

Wait. ITS REAL. This is before Twilight.

Years later this "vampire" guy finds himself working as a greeter at Walmart and in the evening he is farming gold in World of Warcraft to make ends meet. Vampire doesnt p