Real Vampires - Part 11

[RedEyedCrimson]

Barny's a vampire!! Holy crap kids run!

[Sultana1of1Angels]

Why must you humans think of us lik that?????

D:<

[supercat1212]

Fakest teeth ever

[cryptidlover101]

humans....

[RandomPerson19]

2:59 xD LMAO.

[xxxstephaniexxx28]

2:59 BOOBIES!!! haha he looks SO funny. lmao XD

[halley42]

Everytime he pulls that face all I can think of is HUUURRR MUUURRR DUURRR

I think his chin has its own zip code.

[FourChanJunkie]

@halley42 I believe you meant to say, "I think his nose has its own zip code."

[twinkieshopper]

@emulator15 haha ur probably right :P

[emulator15]

3:01 he's probably amazed by the size of her boobs.

[danytherocker]

you stupid fucks....he doesn't bite her because of her cross....you are so fucking idiots...god ...

[dannyjar100]

lmao, this is one of the funniest things on youtube. That guy is priceless, whats he doing!! just hanging about outside, mincing about in front of the window. Just go in all ready.

[AMANDAxxx13]

@dannyjar100 i know. this video is just hilarious. that narrator dude is so fucking funny

[returnofitsy]

...why the hell does she keep messing with her hair? JUST GO THE F**K TO SLEEP SO HE CAN EAT YOU.

[TroWu]

2:22...NO NOT THAT GUY AGAIN...HAHA!

[fredjustsucks]

Oh my god I bet that guy is gonna show up in another video

[thesickest2]

dang he has a huge face!

[Finchy000]

I am vampire suki.

[Elemental135]

I took a pic of stalker vamp's face. Gonna upload it to Funnyjunk!

[Bcraggen]

3:00 omg perverted funnyness rules!!!

[blackren101]

this stalking is getting ridiculous and a tad annoying

[MegaWiiwii]

will these real vampires drink period blood and eat the jelly bits that come with it

[theknife111]

no lol

[MegaWiiwii]

i just got a paper cut and i drank my blood. it tastes salty

[TvMovies1990]

dude,vampire, r u gonna stalk or u gonna bite her.

dang,that reantancement is a lil annoying

[XxX666newt666XxX]

lol i like the history of the folklore its interesting

[lollipopfop]

I think this is pretty good. Sure the music and the acting is a bit cheap. But I really like the info, and I like how they point out how different the idea of a vampire is now in modern books compared to how it was in folklore, and even early writing. It went from bloated walking corpse, to aristocratic villain(Dracula), to a romantic tragic figure(Interview with a vampire), to misunderstood outsider(True Blood).

[ahumanboner]

that is funny haha for a ghoul is no where near a vampire!

[lollipopfop]

Maybe not in modern fiction, but in the folklore a vampire was a revenant. there were no silly things like "master vampires". No Anita Blake. Just walking corpses. So before the twentieth century a ghoul and a vampire were very similar.

[ahumanboner]

ha but i ask you this to ponder upon, how about a ANUBIS?!

[lightlicht]

oh my holy sh.. this is comedy!

[lightlicht]

i hate the background music!

[kathrynsue1986]

the guy in the fog is creepy

[RoxasCanFly]

Dude, dontcha just love how that woman keeps openly exposing her neck like that, completely oblivious? XD

I don't know ANYBODY who takes that long to get into bed and does so in such a porno-type way. Talk about overkill. XD

[itachi7860]

lol.

[aeronus7]

maybe the director of this.......movie din't tell her to read the script. and she thought that she plays on a soft porno movie LOL XD

[bu0sultan]

boooooooooooooring

[rippywolf]

lol if it's so boring why are you watching it?

[dancinskittlesinc]

ROFL. That "vampire" guy makes me laugh so much! His fangs are so much whiter than his real teeth its quite hysterical. Not to mention he makes the funniest faces.

[BlameChristians]

it's a re-enactment you wank stain, who cares

[RosyKunoichi]

I keep waiting for the 'vampire' to do the Thriller dance when they show him stalking through the fog :D

[Deliliana666]

LOL it looks so happy... Its all like... :D!!

lol. I'm a vampire and I wear a cross... and holy water doesn't hurt me, I use it during prayer and put it around my house and stuff. I really don't think being a vampire is a satanic thing, its more of an addiction.

[aeronus7]

......maybe you're right.....you see my girl have some humanly addiction......SPERM ADDICTION. XD HAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! DO YOU????

[rippywolf]

What makes you think you're a vampire? lol... If you was, which I severely doubt, you probably wouldn't want everybody on YouTube to know...

[egfregfy4tgf3gtf]

vampires can only enter ur house if u invite them in

[mrsxGerardxWayx]

haha dont you love the way it creeps around all hunched over

[lainthebrain]

im one

[FernandoTorrera]

youve posted that in many of the movies now...

we get the point.

[littledredre]

lmfaoooo that vampire actor guy looks more horny creepin in the guys window then hungryyy! bahahaha!

[FrenchBelleamour]

lmao i think hes supposed to be horny

[punkkimiko]

this is actually intresrting... well some of it

[alicrow]

look at pt 2 and 3 you see its all fake

[Chibivampirefan]

uh..............