Listen Up Infomercial

[Imatrollyay]

It's great how they repeatedly make a point of how it will let you listen to private conversations. It's not like it's going to actually be used for anything else, but really, did they have to make it a primary selling point?

[coondogtheman1234]

I have one of these and it's so cheaply made it doesnt have the up down buttons just an analog control. If you could only get what they are showing you on TV and not some cheap knockoff version.

[kittykatmocker124]

OMG I NEED THIS that way I know if my mom and grandma are talking about be -_-

[andreirocks1992]

loooooool turn the volume up at sporting events :)))))

[somrandomguy86]

Rather have the thing Pierce Hawthorne had

[mdoherty9188]

If this only amplified play calls Bill Belicheck would already own one.

[tacostotherescue126]

Manager: We should make something USEFUL for once.

Worker: naw let's just make a device so people can evesdrop eaiser...

[Horrorbuff2]

0:55

DOUCHE.

[teetertoter3]

Have you met the new neighbors? I haven't! I met him, he seems nice!

[DarknessEcko]

How'd he hear his wife telling him to turn the thing down if he was 30cm away from the ear-blasting speakers?

[mfavre1]

I smell a JacksFilms Parody

[Ninjazap1]

Apparently they don't realise that animals have better hearing than humans.

[lolasun101]

that lady is louder than the t.v. . she is so mean about it she know he is hare of hearing DAM IT ! take him to the doctor for christ sake !

[BrothersWeird]

0:45 Watch Conan (LIKE A BOSS!)

[TonitheTater]

"Eavesdrop from up to 100 feet away!" And some how this magnification power is enough to hear a football play from hundreds of feet away in the stands, never mind the fact that amplifying the crowd would result in head assplode.

[countercouper]

Old people are so funny.

[Hatejacket]

0:10 At first, I thought this lady was a bitch for ragging on the old man. Then I saw him physically turn the volume control two full intervals to turn it down. No sound needs to be this loud. No wonder you need a hearing aid, asshole.

[N3ASL8EN]

If you really have a problem hearing, TRY GOING TO AN AUDIOLOGIST. Hearing aids are usually of more quality than these anyway....

[masterhans]

0:10 "fuck you, you dirty aids whore"

[RichardKleiner]

0:54 That dude must be grateful those girls didn't make fun of him.

[Sursion7]

I can't believe one of the selling points was eavesdropping.

[roguegoliath74]

actually, if you had that thing at a football game, ur ears would bleed. So just put it on your enemies ear and... you know

[soccergirl97979]

or heres an idea, get the annoying old lady to go into the other room

[alen132465]

0:56

they say u can hear a pin drop from across a room. with that amplifying power, wouldnt the loud screaming from ALL the fans make it 32908409238409x louder? bad example for this infomercial

[Jspyster]

Funny how their target audience is both eavesdroppers and church goers.

[hkfan1980]

great now mom can hear me talking about her :(

[meanball]

this looks so cheap

[chouter21]

lol is that a guy wearing a blond wig at 0:57 ?

[ninired13]

@chouter21 LMAO! 

[MrRainbowAssassin]

@LittleMisterFitch aint that shit funny

[awexsome2034]

0:55 If the thing manages to amplify sound enough to hear the play called from there wouldn't his ears have exploded from the loud cheering all around him?

[samadhir]

0:52 One of the unmentioned advantages of Listen Up is that when using it to spy on other people's private conversations, you'll never hear them calling you an asshole or saying that they secretly hate you!

[Rush1013]

ok how the fuck can a guy in the stands hear the fucking quarterback making plays? Can it focus in on one sound frequency at a time? I dont think so. If you played that at a sporting event you would go deaf from amplifying all of the crazy drunken assholes screaming there heads off.

[1PAcouchpotato]

"Great for the hunter to!"

MY ass! If it did work, he would blow his damn ears out whenever he shot at anything.

Of course it doesnt so.

[kakoreo]

what do you think he's listening to at 0:42?

[pierpol]

@kakoreo porn?

[plijuh123]

Hmm, so when there is too much noise you use it... so you can listen to the noise 10 times louder!

[SECTOR52]

Ya kno... I think I got something like this in a goodie bag at a party...

[MrRainbowAssassin]

Look at the blond haired woman at the football part

[LittleMisterFitch]

@MrRainbowAssassin xD

[PoptartTheLeoGecko]

lol blonde snooki 0:56

[videogamelovergirl12]

wow his wife is a bitch!

[tenkuushijuusan]

Woman: Does that have to be so loud?

Man: Do you have to sound like such a whiny b**ch?

Seriously, though, I'm a girl and I think she could have asked a little nicer.

[kyoukan102]

The guy at the beginning looks like John McCain

[VenusInFurs]

I love the "does that have to be so loud" harpie. Being a woman myself, I obviously don't condone violence against women, but I would've slapped that bitch. Hard.

[BrandonTheRemix]

Oh great, now i can hear whos farting around me.

[160maverick]

Or here's another solution. Kill the bitch that keeps you from watching tv!

[szqsk8]

Poor old guy, his shrew of a wife hollering at him like that. My hubby has a hearing problem and I have to ask him to turn stuff down all the time too but carping "does that have to be so loud?" doesn't accomplish anything.

[ClownViolenceBoogie]

More bullshit

[mst3kanita]

soo, do you have to hold it up at all times when using it? lol.

[132497862837]

Definately something I want for my sibling.

[shadowofomen]

It has an ernest purpus, but it gets creepy at 0:32

[Essencewing]

For the eavesdropper who has everything.

[christlovr666]

1:03 "listen to the QUIET SOUNDS of nature"

[anonimystro12345]

Creepy...

[hntr16]

cracked ftw

[BrotherhoodOfTheDead]

@hntr16 lol, yea ;)

[mooglely]

Ohhh spy device! Sounds like something sold on a cereal box.

[SniperViper1000]

If I see one hunter with that I swear Im'ma shoot them in the crotch and say "No,"

The point of hunting i using your natural instinct that you have.. There's a reason why hunters have to learn the S&T technique (Stalk & Track).

[hkfan1980]

I like the women with the kids XD "I would pay attention to the kids but f@ck I wanna talk about last night episode of glee" :D

[artman40]

Imagine yelling into that amplifier!

[fredespanish]

@artman40 XD Yeah lol AHHHH..... My Face! = X_X

[mildred7]

Nag nag nag nag nag

I feel bad for the husband.

[aussiedutchukrainian]

oh, and that is so definatly a man

[aussiedutchukrainian]

so if you use this in a stadium, you won't hear the people yelling near you or even "hear conversations from 100 feet", but somehow magically hear the people on the field. BULLSHIT

[carstriker]

hand-held spyware.....

[hambertx]

lol my dad bought one so he could hear the tv over all the other stuff going around in the house, it makes everything but the tv louder

[IEATF0RKS]

If he turned up the amplifier, wouldn't he still be able to hear her bitching, but just louder?

[Deutschip]

Batman should be shitting his ass off for not having these audio-amplifier-spying system that leaves the bat hearing like deaf rats! Anybody knows why biomedical hearing aids cost thousands of bucks? and you can have this thing for only 15! Shit they are stooopid!

[PoposNewGuitarChan]

That is most definitely a man on the right 57 seconds in.

[Ammit5]

00:12, That smile just comes out and says "One day you'll get yours, BITCH!"

[IEATF0RKS]

The old woman in church.

LOLOLOLLOLOL.

[Vgirl239]

I think I saw a tranny sitting next to the guy at :56

[Zolega89]

is this somekind of spy equipment?

[weyrauch]

Oh yes, this junk is SOO powerful - you can actually hear a mole fart 10 meters below the earth's surface! It's unbelievable!

And if you crank it up to maximum amplification, you can even hear your inner voice telling you "Hey, me, why the fuck did you waste 15 bucks for this piece of useless crap?"!

[boitahaki]

lol

[HoboRollercoaster]

/someone sneezes/

OWFUCK!

[Ammit5]

You could also run up to somebody that you don't like, stick it in they're ears, and SCREEEEAAAAM!!!

[posthumorously]

This...is...ridiculous.

[JustinTW995]

0:10 lol

[ryan887799]

lol perfect for eavesdrop when the bitches at the gym or random neighbors are talking about you , call now

[thefrickenfilmcritic]

Perfect for stalkers! ;)

[mugen1237]

00:52 what f4gs. lolololol

[usagified]

Wow, I love this.

[DizzyedUpGirl]

How about you just don't let your kids out of range? That seems like a much better idea.

[DizzyedUpGirl]

"Does that have to be so loud?" Well, do YOU have to be such a bitch?

[goldenshadow55]

You could just listen to your favourite music on an ipod, god lol

[ZagsElite]

"For example, the guy at the football game can apparently hear the quarterback call plays in the huddle from the stands. Unless the Listen Up is capable of some fancy Fourier analysis for isolating specific sounds, and you can be sure that it is not, then he would bleed from the ears due to amplified crowd noise before ever hearing a single call. The only reason his ears aren't bleeding is because, as the customer reviews can tell you, the piece of crap doesn't work:"

[bokchow949]

this is for people who have insecurities

[StayTrueToTwilight]

I love Infomercial, Ill make up at 5 am just to watch them!

[petrcech101]

"Listen to conversations up to 100 feet away!" Why would they even bother include this fact? Maybe they're just trying to appeal to the eavsdroppers of this world

[JAXJAK218]

Great now i can see who is fucking my girlfriend lols

[TranceLuvr69]

hahaha the gym part

[dancelove822]

Brown nosing made easy.

[DolceBesos]

Um, it's called a fucking hearing aide.

And being able to listen in on other people's conversations is just a bit creepy.

[diva432123]

at around 1:13 the girl probably annoyed because she talking and she has those earphones on

[6musiclover8]

I want to kill the cranky old lady

[oldmomjt]

1:09 who the hell wants to pay attention church?

[vjpearce]

@oldmomjt

People like Ned Flanders would

[Tippycat]

Do you sometimes disturb others because your annoying?

[Tippycat]

Have you met the new neighbors? Yeah they seem like stalkers o_o

[jslbrt]

"Have you met the new neighbors?"

"No, I haven't"

"I have, she's a creep"

[iain08]

pause at :57 and look at the lady on the left. her face is that off a gorilla.

[LetsPoPs]

1:05 loll !

[6musiclover8]

The old man's face is hilarious

[PBpeanutbutter]

this endorses eavesdropping

[MrNgMichael]

at 0:48 that old dude is probably looking at some porno

[lambie22]

You can't ever hear the bad stuff people say about you? Only the good things?

[NDS525]

I want to scream into the machine with it in their ears, or at lest clap into it...

[TheChaoticGood]

be a professional stalker

[mehmehmehbot]

Wha? no LED flashlight built into it? How am I suppose to listen to the Tv if its dark? >:[

[onionmon]

uh huh. he seems nice

[halohomer]

its soo powerful u can hear ur neighbors fucking

[TheBill35]

makes a great tool for stalking!

[flyershockey17]

at 12 seconds hes fuckin rattled

i believe this is called a hearing aid. except that doesn't have cords and a stupid little thingy you hold onto

[Luigifan18]

See the list "As Seen on TV: The 10 Most Laughably Misleading Ads" on Cracked. This thing is #7.

[LuigiMario112]

Ok, think about this...what if you have the volume put up like 100% or not even maby like 50% and sombody yells or screams...that would really hurt your ears XD

[vanessacoke101]

its scray

[vanessacoke101]

the old lady hearing the converation is kinda stalkish

[firelash14]

is that a dude at 1:02? o.0

[TimDeNomie]

dude! this is like spy gear.... haha! this is like for stalkers. ahaha

[nascaracing9]

are u a rapist wanting to hear little boys talk when ur not around

[mathlover5k]

Whenever someone puts that on, I'd yell into it, should be funny

[likesXtoXsk8]

i saw this on the tv listing channel and i swear it was listen "IN"

[DuckLuv22]

Become a stalker for only $14.99!

[lllParamorelll]

Buy our new product that allows you to eavesdrop on anybody you like, discreetly! Want to hear what people are saying about you? Just Listen Up™! xD

[HandyAndy229]

1:05

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHA

[PicklesInMapleSyrup]

hahahahahahahahaha

[hlssmat]

HAHAHAHAHAHA!

[baconhead2008]

No wonder the grandpa got "Listen Up". He doesn't want to her his bitch of a wife.

[PinkisKink]

Why has no one mentioned the bitchy look that lady gives to the other lady at the park at 1:10. She rolls her eyes, looks at the camera, and then touches her hair. Her face is saying, "I'm over this bitch."

[ishouldplayzelda]

one time, i bought one of those things and it was so damn sensitive that if anything even touched the case then it would break your ear drums!!! so i got a refund and bought a minibike for the astonishing price of only 1 payment of $25!!!

[Comptonny]

What a stupid bitch.

[comicbookguy84]

"does that have to be so loud!"

"do you have to be such a nagging bitch!"

[bajer111]

hahahaha ;D loved the football one :P

[eerie87]

great product just what i need my spidey senses aren't what they use to be

[carnac449]

The grandpa watching TV in bed is also in the snuggie infomercial. lol

[giginhite]

they made a new one of these, it looks like a bluetooth now

[epppyfone]

LOL. ePiC PhAilZ

[raydar670]

If it really let you hear people from 100 feet away the CIA would be using it and it wouldn't be on a commercial. And it apparently lets you listen to the opposing team's plays so you can tell your team.

[sisudo21]

Damn, his wife's a bitch, making him waste money on this crap

[drearydancer]

BAahahahaa!!

[4thdegblkblt]

So with this device, I don't have to worry about ninjas anymore?

[AdiOpERsOcoM]

Correct--now ninjas have to worry about YOU.

[enforceone]

Old man should of slapped her good. With his dick of course.

[isntthisacrapysn]

LOL!!

[AniMasons]

Ok look. If someone is on the phone and they want you to turn down the volume on the TV, this is no solution because it'll amplify the person's phone conversation. Same with the sporting event, you can't listen in on the athletes talking because everyone around you would be cheering. This is retarded.

[Cazz814]

A new way to stalk ex-girlfriends and people who make fun of you in high school. A serial killer's favorite product after Death's Head Moths.

[darkcougarkat]

he looks like he wants to hit her... again

[LikaLaruku]

My gra'ma needs one. I'm tired of sleeping with earplugs so she can watch TV at 3am.

[qwsx123]

I got one of those at Bi-Mart for $3, except it was called a Spy Ear and it had a guy that looked like the main character from Winback on the package.

[Colleenabeena111]

0:11

hahahaha.

i just love his face.

[Mandog77]

its like a terrorism tool.

[slharris1984]

Cranky, old Lady, let John McCain watch his show!!!

[xNightmarePlaguex]

The old lady at church at 1: 07 made laugh m ass of. Her face= priceless

Also, the guy at 1: 18 looks more like an asshat than a hunter.

[flyershockey17]

he seems to have lost his gun

[iRock10005000]

yes i think he did, and the flyers suck.

[iaintgonletup]

Great for stalkers, creeps, and perverts!

[jedichad]

The false advertising is blatant. For example the guy at the football game can apparently hear the quarterback call plays in the huddle from the stands. Unless the Listen Up is capable of some fancy Fourier analysis for isolating specific sounds and you can be sure that it is not, then he would bleed from the ears due to amplified crowd noise before ever hearing a single call. The only reason his ears aren't bleeding is because as the customer reviews can tell you the piece of crap doesn't work.

[arttrude]

wait whaaaaaat?

That girl in the stand to the right of the guy...Is that the sister of Iggy Pop?

[karlbutthole]

haha eavesdropping

[slashkirk]

fuck that old bitch

[h5e5l5l5o5]

ultimate stalker/pervert/creeper tool!

[commanderx777]

They should of had someone scream SATAN!!! right behind that old couple in church.

[RagingRhyno21]

Listen in on a conversation from over 100 feet away:

Lady 1: "I"m thinking about killing my husband. I know he's been cheating on me with that skanky co-worker of his."

Lady 2: "You should do it. He's a prick!"

[nw1982]

LOL!

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[rutz342]

Whether you just want to hear your neighbor chatting with another neighbor, or what the fuck the government's up to, Listen Up is the perfect thing for the job!

[MarshMellowNigga]

obviously the hunter needs it so he can become deaf listening to the amplified sound of his gun going off or the amplified sound off a bear sneaking up on him and mauling his ass while he adjusts his Listen Up! device.