RT Recap (Saltine Challenge)

[narutojag]

I want your T-shirt.

[dominicubano305]

THIS IS HOW WE DO IT!! YaY!

[TheSteampug]

How come my awesome comment didnt get me a shirt? cant tell if RT trollin or they didnt look >.<

[Septillionaire1]

The world won't end in 2012 because my yogurt expires in 2013

[AFKGamingShorts]

@Septillionaire1 lol, i guess its true then

[timbo2122]

@Septillionaire1 LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL!



[Shadow576x]

Balls!!!! Thats it

[BuffetTheFoodSlayer]

Whats worse than finding half a worm in your apple? The holocaust.

[rlawjdghks47]

Stop covering her boobs!

[stupidstupidpunk]

My dad took me fishing once.

I remember swimming back to shore thinking...

[TheCal1109]

they obviously hired barbara because of her skills in video games DUHH

[mahkimahk]

Why did timmy fall off his bike? His mom threw a fridge at him

[TheHeadMan133]

all i'm getting my girl for V day is a T-shirt nd a dildo so if she doesn't like the T-shirt she can go fuck herself

[BrokenXboxProduction]

@TheHeadMan133 so old...

[xReece2010]

@TheHeadMan133 haha... that was sooo not funny..

[acdcfan0986]

@TheHeadMan133 XDDDDD

[xhoodedxassasinx]

@TheHeadMan133 stop stealing shit from machinima you fucking little bitch

[9HALOBEAST]

am i the only one who thinks barbara is really smoking hot

[DaEpIcDuDe]

PooP

[nerf666612]

My names Michael and lm retarded

[Sockerdoodle321]

He likes you!!- michael jones

[SNAKE101EYE]

Oh Damn ! ! I just realized my Life Is based on a True Story ! !

[NinjaCalledBowman]

Why did the chicken cross the road

To get to the other side

[IncorruptibleWolf]

Sorry I'm not really funny

[AmazingMSG]

When life gives Timmy lemons he makes lemonade.... Unfortunately his lemonade was terrible

[DunderMifflin419]

Whats the song at the end

[eminemSpaceBoundFan1]

wtf wtf wtf*

[9HALOBEAST]

Michael must have felt salty after the challenge!

[Firsttrygaming]

here's the funniest comment the giants will win the super bowl (not) lol

[kronos1357]

I bet the mic wants to Fuck her

[ranged2hard]

I would like a free T-Shirt because my planet needs my help. I told them I would return as a superhero and be able to control many objects with a single controller. Word got out that I wasn't a superhero and that I was playing this thing called an "Xbox." I am now forever shunned in my homeland, X6989-A. Luckily they are fond of the Internet and love this show, and the human female that hosted this video. They will allow me to return, only with the shirt. I beg of you, help me return to X6989-A.

[dominic2255]

What the hell is with all these fucked up comments?

[windtokyo90]

Yea you better stick your ass up to the wall cauze micheal may rape you because of the thing you said...

[117Smasterchief]

(this isn't a joke) WHAT'S THE OUTRO SONGS NAME

[MechAddict123]

6. You check the ingredients on a can of chicken noodle soup to see if it contains Echinacea.

7. Your grandmother asks you to send her a JPEG file of your newborn so she can create a screen saver.

8. You pull up in your own driveway and use your cell phone to see if anyone is home.

9. Every commercial on television has a web site address at the bottom of the screen.

10. You buy a computer and 6 months later it is out of date and now sells for half the price you paid.

11. Leaving the house

[MechAddict123]

You know you're living in the 21st Century when 1. Your reason for not staying in touch with family is because they do not have e-mail addresses.

2. You have a list of 15 phone numbers to reach your family of three.

3. You call your son! 's beeper to let him know it's time to eat. He e-mails you back from his bedroom, "What's for dinner?"

4. Your daughter sells Girl Scout Cookies via her web site.

5. You chat several times a day with a stranger from South Africa, but you haven't spoken

[xSTONEYx187x]

What did the Leper say to the prostitute? ...... Keep the tip.

[3Dgamer7676]

Roses are red

Violets are blue

I've got ten fingers __|__ __|__

This one is for you

[lPurpleBMX]

My dad told me a story about when i was a kid and i was playing basketball i hurt my butt,

when i went home my mom put some ointment on and i farted, she said, "KYLE!" and i said

my compliments to the chef.

[Charliepatrickohagan]

no barbara that microphone is just gaining your trust so it can eat you

[Balls2You98]

Im gay

[SUPERCODMAN1998]

i fart on my hand then smell it

[ManlyMuffinz]

@ DragonFruit50 identity theft

[jacksparrow4556]

No barbara jokes are funny

[MrPsalms116]

Ugh. No more "funny" challenges please. Youtubers are way more witty when you don't ask them to try and be...

[Theoriginalnab]

@MrPsalms116

you dont read comments do you...

[kenobi7100]

Doesn't your face hurt from smiling so much?

[bobbin22100]

When it said shirt on the the screen i thought it said shit. Oh a micheal should play minecraft

[chefhomemade]

So dam cool!!!

[sammuel117]

My name is Micheal J. Caboose... and I ...hate...BABIES!

[DragonFruit50]

Hi im funny

[OfftheRadar9790]

People always tend to want to do the opposite of what you tell them to do. For example, if you try to get youtube commenters to make funny comments, you end up with these sad excuses for humor.

[ParagonHound]

ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhh im as bad as jokes as mike tyson

[tankboom1]

girl:has a boyfriend

boy:says hi im gay and nobody is gay but me

girl:ya this isnt workin  out

boy:no dont say it

girl:im sorry its true

boy: wait you have balls!

girl:yes i know

boy:im also a girl

girl:you fag

[flamboyantAstronaut]

I tried to think of a funny comment but my boner kept getting in the way so I chopped it off and stuck it to my forearm.

[ha10rulz]

the funniest joke ever so a guy walks into a bar... well i guess you had to be there

[GeneralRob48]

O HAI DER GUISE IM LIKE HOPING TO WEEEEN TEH SHEIERT SO IF YOU CAN TRTTSK TEH TIME TO HERE DAT BOOM BA DOOM DOOM BA BOOM BA DOOM DOOM SSSUUUPAH BAAAASE CAN YOU HEAR DAT BOOM BA DOOM DOOM SUPAAAH BASE?!?!?!

[redkirbyhero]

Funniest comment eh? Uhmmm... Got nothing, sorry.

[ForgeMaps101]

dear roosterteeth jack and jeff in my opinion are the best people of roosterteeth. Every friday they make me laugh with halo reach fails well them and the people that sends in the videos. i usually always watch the rvb and rage and fails of the week.

Your fan, forgemaps101

[lAmCanad1an]

I'm surprised no one made the joke about the "click right here buttons" being on her chest lol.

[CCDCMC421]

WATCH OUT EVERYBODY! ABE LINCOLN'S CHUCKN' TERDS!!

[TheGaryfarmer]

What happens in vegas stays in vegas? I thought that what happens in the locker room ... Becomes a national scandle

[LunyJake]

im like a rubix cube the more you play with me the harder i get =)

[GamesPoint101]

Michael is a motherflipper jk I want that shirt though

[duchessmay4]

Yeah........RED V.S. BLUE

[LordSuluru]

My sub box sent me... well it sent me a little late...

[axiom0011]

KEVIN SENT ME DUH!

[axiom0011]

KVIN SENTME

[HisOneVideo]

I have money so I will just buy the shirt because I'm not funny.

[TheBlazinfury]

it would be better with her topless!! ;)

[djvlado5]

This is a funny joke.

[bobbleheadman123]

barbras a dork

[X9alpha9X]

I thought it said Free shit!!

1:05

[X9alpha9X]

-Mom, I'm going out!

-With friends?

-No mom, with pikachu...

[X9alpha9X]

CAPS LOCK FUCK YEAH!!!!

[X9alpha9X]

Kids don't know these days what hacking means,

"HAHA, HACKED YOUR FACEBOOK"

Bitch, you didn't hack him, he/she left facebook logged in.

[IDEricS]

go to roosterteeth and buy a shirt, I know I would if I could.

[LarryNanner]

DAFUQ, WHERE'D THAT POSTER COME FROM? IT SHOULD BE A PORTAL POSTER!

[X9alpha9X]

How do you call a mexican who lost his car? Car-los.

[omglollinn]

boobs....that is all

[illegalamig0]

funniest comment = free shirt amidoingitrite?

[HarbingerDOOM]

Did anyone notice that you have to click Barbara's chest to SUBSCRIBE???

[olafinatan]

Funny!!!!

[reversed2772desrever]

math problems the only place were somone can buy60 watermealons and no one wonders why

[BCBCrEaTiOnSEnt]

in america you drive cars! but in soviet russia cars drive you!

[felopia1]

one word cheesecake that is all

[EGCProductionsX47]

Is it just me or is this girl hot she makes me horny just saying.

[illuuusion]

I come home from school and tell my mum Ive had sex with my teacher. She says thats disgraceful, im telling your dad. My dad says get in there son you can have that new bike you wanted. he buys me the bike and he tells me to ride it. I say no because my arse hurts

[NextGenCast]

kevin sent me

[Cheesethief77]

Screw going to restaurants for lunch, eat a friggin' sandwich like the rest of us.

[minecraftnorge100]

pancakes

[sspecialairsservice]

some times if my penis fall's off i save it and look for a kids party and say it is a party sauge and then when they eat it it will grow on them..... and that's how you were born son (trol face O.O)

[MsStrongshot]

Im not guna make a joke because inspiration can not be forced, it must be taught by yourself... thats what i tell my art teacher anyway

[TheNeostrike]

Chuck Norris plays Calls of Halo Modern Battlefield 5 on the Wiistation 360..

[sportstacker23]

Don't throw a baby at anything. Your mother will shove it down you throat. I just told the Internet my biggest secret... give...me...my...god...damn...­freakin'...SHIRT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!­! Why you make me do dis?????!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[mrmeekah]

How are women and tornadoes alike?

They both moan like hell when they come, and take the house when they leave.



[DamnedEyez]

Funniest comment? I don't stand a chance...if it was furriest, I'd at least have a remote chance.

[jkewl360]

Two guys are in a bar. One guy tells the other guy how he coasts his car into the driveway with the engine off, pees on the side of the bowl so as not to make a splash but his wife still wakes up when he gets into bed. To this the other guy replies "You're doing it wrong. I screech into the driveway, slam the door, jump into bed and slap my wife's ass while yelling 'WHO'S HORNY?' and she just lies there pretending to sleep every time."

[1001samurais1]

Tuker:Hey Barbra I bet its been a long time since you had something big and long in your mouth bow chicka bow

*points a gun at Tucker*

Tucker: wow wow wow jokes over

Barbra: your a dickhead

[MaybeRocks]

Aww shit, a'right! Second attempt, after seeing the RBI halo reach, I'm gonna teach u how to teabag properly. Teabagging, it's an art. It's like having sex. If u go too fast you will look like a fucking-leg little dog -_-". basically, you DO wanna take your time if you want the effects to cum with it. LOL! Bonne journée les gens!

[MalarkeyMcFy]

Barbra Y U NO CHOOSE THIS COMMENT!!! TROLL NEED LOVE!!

[MaybeRocks]

Hey, look! A flying beaver!

"funny comment attempt, now waiting for no reason :)"

[groberds4747]

I honestly don't give a fuck about the shirt... But I think it's funny that they're going to have to read all these lame ass comments from these people trying SO hard to be funny... For a T-shirt. Guarantee they regret this "competition" and never have it again lol

[AwesomeFilms111]

Griffion and Barbra walk into a bar. Now Griffion I can understand, but you would think the second blonde would see it comming.

[AwesomeFilms111]

Griffion and

[SnowMaxSkate]

instead of spending 30 seconds trying to think of something funny to write here (which is clearly how long everyone else spent) im just gonna go watch Joel try put together a sentence in a rooster teeth interview...which there should be more of

[DP123KING]

at the end, looks like she has some weird beard

[icejet11197]

NEVER USE A FLAMETHROW ON ZOMBIES CAUSE THEN U GOT TO DEAL WITH A BUNCH OF FRICKEN FLAMEN ZOMBIES

[Deathlord939]

sometimes i got to my neighbors house and pretend i ma carrot

[Trebone57]

A woman gets on a bus with her baby. The bus driver says: 'Ugh, that's the ugliest baby I've ever seen!' The woman walks to the rear of the bus and sits down, fuming. She says to a man next to her: 'The driver just insulted me!' The man says: 'You go up there and tell him off. Go on, I'll hold your monkey for you.'

[sharpiexxl]

my dick is two inches OFF THE FLOOR!!!

[AirwaveDriving]

@sharpiexxl thats good ya know

[Jross8880]

my sex life

[invaderzim231]

when life gives u lemons.throw it at people and say thats the power of pine sal baby

[invaderzim231]

funniest comment I win

[TEAMINORITYSPOWNAGE]

Life without women, would be a pain in the ass.

[MegaKillDog]

Jack has got enough facial hair to get accidental rug burns on his face.

Geoff has got enough tattoos to be a walking art museum

Rooster Teeth will never have enough hot chicks though ;)

[diabetes73]

I have diabetes! :P

[disengagejam]

does RT hire nothing but hotties ... hmmm can't say i object to that !!! =D

[HotzombieVids]

donkey boner

[kingardian1]

so my friend told me i (im asian) should be in the body building show, then i said, "yeah, YOU KNOW FCK YEA, GRRR my muscles make the hulk look like my penis!,"

[BCBCrEaTiOnSEnt]

i asked my girl friend "Do you wanna here a joke about my penis? never mind its to long" and she replied " Do you wanna here a joke about my vagina? never mind you wont get it" :(

[BCBCrEaTiOnSEnt]

ok.. 2 girls go into a bathroom with 1 cup eating blue waffles

[gregeses]

what do you get when you put a baby in a blender... 10 minutes of masturbation

what's harder than raping a baby... your dick when you do it

you ever played hangman with a black guy? ... i don't recommend it >.>

[gregeses]

how many babies does it take to paint a wall... depends on how hard you throw them

[gregeses]

how do you make a little girl cry twice... you rub your bloody dick on her teddy bear >.>

[LuckySkiLLZz]

is it just me or who wants to fuck that pussy?

[noobifyer1248]

no its 1:44

[noobifyer1248]

keep pressing this number 1:43 and listen

[convict2282]

funniest coment:

gay

[themutt666]

I LOVE U BRIGGET!

[WilliamJsime]

Whats truely funny?

The value of the Euro...

[WilliamJsime]

Whats truely funny?

The value of the Euro...

[scorpion21030]

yea yea boys

[sandman22l]

Whats the difference between a brick and a ginger?

A brick gets laid.

[YouYourKidsAndYour]

Funniest joke:

Jacks beard

[Z0mbieTurtle64]

two boys are walking by a river and they see a beautiful woman naked by the river bank

they stand there in awe for a moment and then one boy runs away and then the other one followes

when he asked his friend why he ran he said "My mom said that if i ever saw a naked woman that i would turn to stone, i felt a part of me get hard so i ran.

[Nuclearkiwi2]

WHY IS PEOPLE MAKING JOKES AND STUFF !?!?!?!

[TheMikeyChaos]

Three blondes are trapped on an island, and they find a magic lamp.

A genie pops out of the lamp gives them three wishes, one for each blonde.

The first blonde wishes to be twice as smart,

So the genie turns her into a redhead, and she swam to land.

The second blonde wished to be 10x as smart,

so the genie turns her into a brunette and she made a boat and sailed to land.

The third blonde wished to be 100x smarter.

So the genie turned her into a man and he walked across the bridge.

[ifuckedyhurmom]

no offence jus tryin 2 be funny



[ifuckedyhurmom]

fukin skadouchie douche



[ifuckedyhurmom]

i want that shirt fuckin space chimp dirtybootymonkey ass sukadikandie ass dikinthabooty azz............wazent that funny and pleASE use my words in one of ur vids im tryin to make them new cause words

[1993jakeyboy]

I used to watch the animated adventures like you............then I took an arrow to the knee

[lolman641]

Trolololololololololololololol­olololpuppyslolllolololololol

[GuiltySpark4312]

Well fuck this I'm buying the god dam t shirt

[TheFrogber]

Whoever posts the funniest comment on this video gets a free T-shirt... Go Fuck yourself sir.

[badcharlotte427]

Zip up ur pants children she's not that hot

[DPrieur123]

THE FUNNIEST COMMENT ON THIS VIDEO!!!

[JC7509]

Thumbs up if you think the top comments suck

[oAdvocacy]

oooh look its bendable:D

*snap*

FUCK!

[BlackWolfsProduction]

Why lie....... I need a beer!!!

[TheJacknife141]

Tucker: Bow Chicka Bow Wow

Caboose: Hey Chicka Bum Bum

[beatdown487]

Q. What do a Rubix cube and a penis have in common?

A. The longer you play with them, the harder they get.

[DarkOmega463]

What happens in Vegas stays in Vegas. But things that I do not want to mention because it will get flag is forever.

[koalakarl1]

Ahh COCKBITE



[koalakarl1]

Dislikes Make PONGO SAD :(

[YouveBeenMined]

*uses mind control* you are now going to send me the shirt.... You are under my complete control.... Submit to me!

[Link64609]

I fought mud crabs prittyer than you!

[tvfanclub]

I wanted to juggle during this video but I didn't have the balls

[GamerAnalysis]

who the fuck is this chick?

[theIGNentertainment2]

does rooster teeth ever respond to comments on youtube?

[nikechiva]

Funny comment: The giants are going to win the Superbowl

[G0ldkloud]

Am I the only one who noticed the awkward placement of the subscribe ........things?buttons/links/W­TF ever they are called?

[charliextran]

I love the gopro commercial

[camhunt210]

_____________ it's a worm