Santa Claus Conquers The Martians (1964) - Full Movie

[McStewbeef]

this is RE DONK U LISS

TOTALLY OFF THE SANITY CHAIN

WTF WERE THEY THINKING? WHAT WERE THEY SMOKING? HOW DID THEY THINK THIS WAS A GREAT IDEA? commercialism and consumerism needed some way paving I guess. Just Imagine the retarded producer probably actually made money off this piece. Its a retarded world we live in. Broken brains. Brain dead children of brain dead parents gather round and take this shit seriously. No. Only good to make fun of. ty for posting this example of sickness

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Septober!!!

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Hey did you see Pia Zadora???? ( in the credits ! )

[cannibalisticyoyo]

My brother and I saw this on mystery science theater. :)

[420protoman]

the old martian with the cane is the best part lol, watch AVGN review this movie. it's hilarious

[Devoguy]

Time for my holiday tradition! Hooray for Santy Claus!

[ZX2ManDave]

Whenever your children are bad you can punish them by making them watch this movie.

[SRNF]

What the ............fuck

[WolfeBear]

to the fella who led me to this one: you musta been having an april fool moment, or you don't seem to know that Pia Zadora wasn't even born then!!

[LJnandSrada]

@WolfeBear The credits say that Girmir (or however they spelled that - the martian girl) was played by Pia Zadora.

[floatingcompassmedia]

Like to try those food pills

[SoleMan117]

Hoo-ray for Santy Claus!

:)

[BandakaKush]

Best fucking movie for the christmas! Fuck every other x-mas movie, this is the shit!

[SouthwestRanger]

‎"All this trouble over a fat little man in a red suit"...."Who ....Truman Capote ?" - Crow T. Robot MST3K

[craigkbryant]

Santa's a blade, man! He'll cut you!

[rlough1980]

Santy?

[ganbowmanville]

I remember watching this movie when I was a kid. It scared the crap out of me.. I must have been 6 years old at the time. I've always remembered it.!

[Leatherbubba]

Hooray for Santy Clause!

[MsDboyy]

A+ + + +

[donkwich]

A movie so nice they riffed it twice

[lilginger8642010]

Best MST3k movie ever! :D

[MrSonicism]

the creepiest movie ever made.. hands frikkin DOWN. yuk..

[NodDisciple1]

Do you have K Gordon Murray's Santa Claus?  :(

[TheDarthPineapple]

upload "creature from the black lagoon" and "it's a mad mad mad mad world" please

[79agp]

Santa smoking a pipe? No way by today's standards, thats a 'terrible' role model for the children. The facial expressions that he makes cause me to wander what exactly is he smoking in that pipe? Hey after all this was made in the 60s. Probably some good shit that an adult would have to smoke to be able to endure this whole movie.

[charlesek1974]

"I'll bet Patrick Swayze (God rest his soul) beats the crap out of ALL of these people during the movie!" - Tom Servo, Mystery Science Theatre 3000

[R2D2Ranger]

Still better than The Room...

[Prancer1231]

Pia Zadora is in this?

[XpistosRules]

Good story/idea, bad costumes and acting. There should be a remake with CGI Martians and Danny Elfman-like score. Comedy/sci-fi!

[Downfacingdog]

Not even an Oscar nomination? What a shame. This is Wholesome entertainment.

[eddybullet]

this is great, much better than the Kings Speech.

[TheTimahawk]

The absolutely worst Christmas movie ever made !! Yet I could not turn it off ! Gotta love those cheesy costumes ! " Horray for Santie Claus" is the icing on the cake !

[lordeggo]

Keep your bowl close for this one....

[retrounderground1]

That Voldar is one bitchy Martian queen.

[cubey]

It seems like Santa soul train...

[pcna]

lol! tnx XD

[1000Arcee]

I tried to watch this on off beat cinama and got 2 mins of movie and 10 mins of comercials thanks friend

[PTW315]

Also kids make sure you try LUCKY STRIKES! Yes LUCKY STRIKES made from only American grown Tobacco! Pick up a carton of LUCKY STRIKES today!

[alexstewartmovies]

kritzkast woot

[TheDirectorofFoo]

Greatest Motion Picture of All Time.

[UglySean]

Hooray for Santy Claus! Thanks. When I started learning of the word's greatest "Badfilms" this was high up there.

[beaverdctor]

I actually think this movie is pretty good XD HAHAHAHA

[beaverdctor]

1:09:56

[zooeyhall]

I am actually old enough to remember this movie, saw it when it first came out (I was nine). I remember even as a kid thinking that this was totally ridiculous.

[JaKeW13]

upload Santa Claus from 1959 its just as funny as this

[tylerprime1]

i see him! I see Santa Clause! He's sitting on the street corner, begging for change.

[calculusaffair]

That mustache guy Boldar is a douche. Though that polar bear at the half-hour mark is pretty badass

And is it just me or is Dropo kind of the Jar-Jar Binks of the 'Santa conquers' world?

[McDeathification]

LOLOLOL THIS IS SO BAD IT'S GOOD.

I have a request of a movie for you to upload... not sure if it's a part of public domain, but could you upload an old 60's movie called It's a mad, mad, mad, mad world?

[JaKeW13]

@McDeathification its not in public domain

but great movie

[CantorDaniel]

@McDeathification

I'm certain that it is still copyright protected, but you can watch it for three bucks or buy it for ten from Amazon.com.

Cheers,

Cantor Daniel

[Xloi63]

@McDeathification

thats such a good movie, and yeah its popular. I saw it a couple used stores really cheap.

[mrfuzzer1]

Its middle of Septober. Haha. Brilliant. And then the guy responds with well thats makes it December on earth. Hehe, that works i guess. Love it. I really like watching mint footage from before i was born.

[chocolate11pie]

My favorite episode of MST3K

[Dennyse59]

thanks for showing this movie..brings back memories. i remember seeing this with my father and my sisters at the cinema. Boy ...I feel old. .LOL 80)

[Sylocat]

This was one of my favorite MST3K's ever... and IIRC, it was the other one featured on the "Ultimates Disc" with Manos: The Hands of Fate... the two most utterly abysmal movies they ever had to riff... and consequently, two of the best episodes they ever had.

[G0d0fHope]

Long cool, funny, and good video. :) :P :D

[pamew]

This is a total classic. Also a very misleading title. He in no way conquers the martians. also some of the most creepy acting I've ever seen. 5 stars as always for the quality upload lucky :D

[1DRock37167]

YES!

[cheater87]

I remember this on MST3K. ^_^

[Segageek]

omg lucky strike you are the man

this movie is so mint