Can you speak Fake English? Please Respond!

[MademoiselleFolle]

Russian and german wasnt even close to it. But rest was cool, especially french :D

(i speak all these three)

[GrimmReaperess]

As someone who only speaks English, I'd say the others are really believable. I would've thought they were real if I didn't already know they were fake ._.

[XFarCryFromSilenceX]

that sounded waaaay more russian than polish... i would know i speak both xD also speak a fair amount of japanese so that one was a bit painful. Anyway the whole thing was fun. The japanese is a mostly accurate transcription of what was written by the author

[ryanrmc100]

are you reading of something?

[SouthSebastopol]

LMAO, I am a french speaker. The imitation of french was hilarious.

[Sear4ing4True]

Russian is no way close. It's more like Serbian.

[KOSMOSandTELOS]

Oh dear god.

People, if you're fluent in one of these languages, don't say how he failed, he wasn't even speaking the actual language. My god.

[totaldestroyer1]

Lol click on CC and then click on transcribe audio

[artyom17]

Yep, not even close to Russian, I also would think it is Polish.

[HDworkin]

That was not Russian at all, it sounds you tried to speak Polish.

And German is bad as well, sorry

[AlimeProductions]

@HDworkin It's fake languages.

[AngmohDivertissement]

中文講的好像越南語.哈哈哈

[TobiasBoon1980]

Wow, that's funny how people are like "That's not even real" Yeah! He said he was making it up in the beginning! I think it's pretty damn good and I've had experience speaking a little bit of all these languages.

[jolebossjg]

A french hear that he will respond: Did you learned french in Civilization of Sid Meier or what?

a japanese would take it bad too ^^" i talk french, spanish, english, japanese a bit russian, too it was a ... fail ^^" sorry but nice try

PS: spanish remembered me some students of my class when i was younger making their oral xDDDD

[RarestName]

It sounds nothing like Chinese. Not even close to Mandarin, which I speak. Except for the first two words.

[zach0118]

For an English only speaker here living in the Cosmopolitan city of Dubai, where I see all languages around me every day, this was hilarious and sounded great to me! I used to play a game where we would fake languages with friends and this brought back great memories!  Thanks for posting!

[anguse4030]

Your Chinese sounds more like Thai. Indeed, you lack tone change.

[godelnahaleth]

I speak Italian, and you might be interested to know that I did hear a bunch of real words in there... :-) del = of the ma = but groppo = tangle formo = I form, the 1st person conjugation of "formare," meaning "to form" di = of i = the (plural) costo = cost, price mosto = the must from making grape juice a = to gara = competition rima = rhyme So basically, you said, "Of the but tangle, I form of the grape must cost to competition rhyme," with a few extra fake words. Very awesome... :-)

[naughtyEagle]

haha loved the chinese & french, the russian sounds rly like POLISH u should ve renamed  xD

you look a bit like Matt Damon

[chrisgadowskivideos]

This is hilarious

[GiraffadistrAtta]

in Italian you invented ALL the WORDS except for "Di and Ma"!! (you must have done the same with the Russian and Japanese...)!

I know you wanted to just make a "fake imitation of the languages" but instead you made a TOTALLY FALSE invention!!!

try doing an imitation of Russian, Italian and Japanese would speak English.. a caricature...! only this would be easy for you ...!

[AlimeProductions]

English: Mastly in farko sas praky ar raribiks. Spanish: Espacillios el estrartos treso en para tromosos. German: Ein du kauffen ich toten ist hammen greutzagger. Chinese: Hao si bing tao cai hao an ming lao he. Japanese: Akisan mataki dosomayako mayhamma. Russian: Drov perizona zdravi pruch kak strad. Italian: Chelimato al cuccini di pori catoni. French: Ca deveux de prancuex cancuel. Arabic: Almacam masadam cahol mas camam. Vietnamese: Dnom bocong dnoi mneim sam hoi.

[PoPoThePenguin1]

Um alle, die es braucht auf sich zu lesen / übersetzen, ich gratuliere Ihnen. Ich bin mir nicht sicher, ob es zu auffällig ist, wie ich kein Deutsch sprechen, aber ich bin mit einem Übersetzer. Glückwunsch, Sie haben ein Narr unter Narren gefunden, und Sie haben ein Cookie erhalten.

[ImNEXZ]

@PoPoThePenguin1 NICHT DEUTSCH!

[emmaknopa]

Russian didnt sound like russian..... if you didnt have such an accent it would have been great tho:)

[MinteyToast]

Gut! :'D

Ich liebe das, sehr gut.

Heh, Deutsch ist sehr lustig.

There was some real German, my German is very very bad though, so go translate it to see what I said! :)

[AlimeProductions]

I don't get why these people are complaining about how "bad" each language is. They're FAKE languages. Anyway, here's some fake English: "Racum roloroit raceyroni lampboy sarice ih ree lomas thromere salligat retroy ra rosseler ragmatoid"

[vsokalsky]

True - Russian not even close !!!

[thomas034]

Russian Fail :D

[222fleur]

Your fake japanese pronunciation sounds like japanese!LOL

[TheZachReed]

lmfao you're the man.

[CookieOnMyShoulder]

spanish and german sucked sorry :(

[GodOfUnbelief]

Im not chinese. But I think your chinese sounds like thai or vietnamese

[sushirox5961]

I seriously love this

[SARACLELIA]

That fake English is what I used to speak while trying to sing English songs at 12! and you fake Italian is nice :)

[brinockel]

Awesome Fake German! xD

[nancyfantasy1]

Español donde?? jejeje parece italiano o algo así..

[marusi4ko]

Your fake Russian sounds rather like Polish

[Tiwaking]

My goodness! I remember when this video came out!

[trizzLebeatz]

your american english sounds real! and russian sounds acceptable, but almost all of the german words arent existing and you do the "sssshh" sound too often. german is more angular.

[robby102938]

@trizzLebeatz They aren't supposed to exist lol

[ColeMercury]

If you want Fake (American) English in song form you can watch this: /watch?v=vMoK0focAFE

The guy who sings it is Italian.

[lilprima1]

Hahaha.

[SalmanGasiev]

bullshit



[LaBellicosa]

He does /watch?v=cA4c6BJvNcg loll

[aanders555]

has anyone replied back yet? Lol

[CrankUpTheAmps]

Haha, this is great! :D

[103phoenix]

your spanish sounded like some type of italian

[billygoehring]

@AntShay123 I thought the joke was that Borat was speaking in Hebrew.

[ImaEditora]

I do speak chinese, french and spanish. The mandarim part seems the quite convincing You've started saying 我叫编者，"I am called editor". In French it sounded like "la racolte de la rocheuse de la hypotenuse", "the harvest of the rocky hypotenuse" and then a lot of giberish. Spanish, tough is more commonly heard, was far less plausible. You should study Mandarim, you are a natural.

[Glossika]

@ImaEditora No he shouldn't study Mandarin. That's the worst imitation I've ever heard. You obviously don't know Mandarin.

[AlimeProductions]

@Glossika It was okay, he forgot to make it tonal though.

[nebraskafrankcourtny]

the italian part makes my heart sing.

[mylene0wnt]

Hahah I speak French and the fake French was great !!

[amitycoffee]

Hilarious - so funny! I don't speak Japanese, but that one sounds a little off to me - been living here not speaking the language, and that got me to thinking the same thing. There are quite a few video's and forums on the subject - fascinating. Love the video - haven't we all mucked about like this at one time or another!

[Elin48]

It's doubtful I'll be able to because I was never very good at pig latin, plus I only know one language, but hey this is great!

[Bito1990]

ごれの、かかまつ、ぐんまかはし喪女、ほてる、うめたす、はなし­ま、がと、もろこ、ほっ

[thongjlj]

@Bito1990 これは意味をなさない!　

[SigfridKargElert]

@Bito1990 English speaker here. Was the Japanese you just typed here nonsense Japanese and/or a direct translation of the Japanese gibberish he was speaking? OR did you actually type a real message in Japanese, and if so could you please translate it into English? Thanks.

[meganfoxhottttt]

HAHAHAAHAH i'm chinese, this is hilarious

[MarlonOwnsYourCake]

Maybe because I'm a californian who used to be really into anime, but the spanish and japanese sounded off to me. The rest was like whoa.

[mario51man]

@MarlonOwnsYourCake he really isnt speaking any of the languages...it just sounds like he is if you dont speak the language

[MarlonOwnsYourCake]

@mario51man Lol, I know he's not actually speaking them.

[Kamlos88]

Search "Prisencolinensinainciusol" here in youtube. It's the title of an Italian song, all in fake english.

[xSoulxMaster]

the german part sounds more like dutch xD

[cookma72]

I speak 'Jibberish' all the time to customers all the time...just to see if they catch me doing it or if they are paying attention to something other than themselves for that moment. I can speak fake Russian, Vietnam, German, and French all the time to these fools. Sometimes I speak Hungarian...:P

[08metalmama]

lol you did really good!

[HelloWerldLawl]

Your fake french had two real french words in it, 'ecole' and 'francaise',,,,,yup, just had to point this out,,,,,,,,,soooo has anyone ever heard of this thing called "iced cream"?

[AlimeProductions]

@HelloWerldLawl Maybe he was observing sounds and he remembered those particular words.

[LJulina]

I always wondered how German sounds to others. Some of them are really good. :-) And I really had to laugh at "greutzenschtepp ist peine schweirmarke".

It's really fun, thank you for making that video! :D

[MarlonOwnsYourCake]

@LJulina does greutzenschtepp ist peine schweirmarke mean something in german?

[i000110001100]

It's funny how people are pointing out that his ____ fake doesn't have any real words in it but the others are good. That's the whole point! if you can't understand a language it sounds like gibberish. They all sounded legit to me. Even his real English because I don't speak it either.

[ValGomez95]

LMFAO Spanish was a fail XD probably because I am fluent. The rest had me fooled lol

[STiZzL3]

Do you even lift? Please Respond.

[sydnaay1]

the french sounds a lot like actual french

[Ajjets107]

aware

[HSLaFever]

lol, thx

[whiteboymagicc]

in4 please respond

[gnarlycharlie666]

Please respond.

[harcha13]

chuck norris would be better at this

[necastil]

The fake spanish was really not good.

[kaymill13]

please respond

[chrisg848]

when you can do it without reading it, then make a video. but yes, i've always

thought pretend english would be hilarious

[cjshisno7]

Deutsch :D sounds like the real thing, if someone were to hear you speaking from the other room it would sound real. :)

[mooninite99]

Dr. Seuss would be really good at this.

[Sinadins]

A lot of the words you made up were actually words, Lol

[YoshiTheBlue]

@Sinadins

A good way to speak a fake language is to throw in a few actual words so it sounds like it's real.

[MSTheChosenOne]

@timesound

The problem ist.... most german words of him waren't existing ^^

[yoochoobb]

Pretty good - I would have got which language you were doing without the labels. Re the German one, a complicated 12-syllable word would have been a nice touch :)

[chandlerblancaflor]

Although it was quite obvious to me that your Italian was fake, you still did well in capturing the idea. I love this concept.

[xoxoMADinLovexoxo]

youtube.c om/watch?v=6X6JibM86-M - FAKE ENGLISH CHAMPION !

[yepilovecheese]

your spanish was so off haha

[RiotxNation777]

is it me or does this guy look talented Mr.Ripley

[santiman44]

@Luminara15022 thats kind the point. its FAKE...jesus, learn how to fuckin read.

[LordNadir1]

some of these words are actual words like in french la est

[Juntolo]

your italian could be slavic too

[normanozwald]

How does this not have a single thumbs up or down? I'll fix that.

[Dreamscape195]

Try this: bakadesuyo [insert dot here because youtube is stupid that way] com/what-english-sounds-like-t­o-foreigners Youtube wont let me paste this as a link for some reason

[amatrrosivi]

not similar in Chinese and Spanish section

[paraplegicgiraffe]

HO!



[GuardianDemonX]

you want to know what fake english sound like ? easy just listen to norwegian and swedish talk, their language sound very much like english LOL

[kebs007]

i finally mastered the R of french. lik yours.

[dkhalevskyy]

The Russian thing was very bad. In Russian, we only have open syllables; this means in a word you have a "consonant" then a "vowel", a "consonant" then a "vowel", etc. So, a made up russian word would be oкодромор (okodromor). You would pronounce that as акадрамор (akadramor). In russian, we conjugate every part of speech and those conjugation consist of two vowels only: окодроморный (okodromornyi). ЫЙ - makes an adjective; it is also masculine. АЯ - adj, feminine.

[6double1agent6]

@dkhalevskyy lol it's funny because i don't speak a shred of russian and if he said it was real i would have believed it.

[dkhalevskyy]

@6double1agent6 That's why he asked the opinions of speakers of Russian if it sounds real. It doesn't.

[alimacmendes1991]

Original stuff dude that was pretty cool

[Twinklezkuu]

you're quite good!!

[soyuncatacol]

Your Russian accent is pretty good, haha

[420hih]

Try to look away from the screen and guess which one he's impersonating .

[Clavsicus]

You actually sounded like you were speaking those languages lol... If i didnt speak or understand any of them, i'd think you were actually speaking sense and real words.

[gawdzila]

This is freaking excellent and hilarious, and thank you for asking the question -- I have also always wondered what English sounds like to non-speakers. The responses are excellent!

[ShynessIsGolden]

Makes me think of the way the Sims talk.

[bsbdu92]

LMAOOO your french xD I cant even understand what ya meant. really fun =) "Aie endarstoud youh verrrriii goud !!!!" Well im not good in fake english LOOL

[waldoman7]

@bsbdu92 what he meant? he didn't mean anything. he doesn't speak french

[BestimmtesNiemand]

xD very funny! well done.

Ur "German" really sounds to me as one of our strange dialects.

[lizjonas]

asesome french accent, seriously.

[lizjonas]

awesome french accent, bro

[NingyoHimeDoll]

LOLOL THE ITALIAN PART X°°DD

[bastet81]

this video is so hilarious :D

[alvicious]

@KissakiSan trust me nobody gives a shit about your black neighbor.

[KomaruMedare]

The Japanese is spot on... Some of it actually almost makes sense!

[1971tapatio]

There was not even a single word

In Spanish lol

[plasticineXsunshine]

@1971tapatio I actually think I heard lista in there.

[Totalidiocy]

I can't say anything about the other languages because I'm totally unfamiliar with them, but the Japanese sounded really really fake.

[sijotakane]

@massiahnleticia it's not fake japanese.

just weeaboos

[alphamone]

@sijotakane

exactly.

Faking a language means using the phonemes of the language without actualy forming words.

[markdohle]

yu kno I do spekid english

[freimutiger]

That Russian is nowhere near anything that sounds like Russian

[GODS1976]

even so he is good. cud u say what he saying???

[MrsSternchen92]

Kreuzenstepp ist bei ner Schmiermarke xD

[anermosh]

Russian sounds like Polish

[XCutePupa]

In the chinese one you put some real words in it ... but they are just random and have no clue LOL

[ZEROflawgunner]

oh gawd :32 - :43 you sound just like my math teacher (he's French)

[NYer79]

this is so interesting..i love it.. it's funny how a language would sound to a foreigner. English has a particular sound as well to non-english-speakers. i'm curious how it sounds to others, and to me as an english-speaker, lol..

[iAREanthonyyy]

If someone doesn't speak english, how do they know to respond to this?

[spyro4500]

wow your fake russian accent is really goood =D

[alvicious]

oh my god so racist



[TheseYeahThese]

@alvicious

wtf how is this racist...

this guy is obviously interested in the interpretation of different languages, as so am I.

It's simply a sociological experiment.

[iAREanthonyyy]

@alvicious how the hell is this racist? gtfo troll.

[iubeta400akut]

i didnt understand any word of your german, but the chinese was reasonable! :D

[Scipiooipics]

Unfotunately there is one major logicflaw here... if they cant' speak english.. chances are... they don't understand the request.

[TheseYeahThese]

@Scipiooipics

there are many many MANY people here in the US that speak English as a second language.

[Scipiooipics]

@TheseYeahThese

Yes.. yes there are. But if they speak english as a second language then they SPEAK ENGLISH.

"I'm also real interested in what it sounds like when people who DON'T SPEAK ENGLISH pretend to speak english."

Checkmate.

[TheseYeahThese]

@Scipiooipics

Well yeah, but I'm not a dumbass and I understood what he said.

Hence that's why there are responses to this video containing what he wanted.

e.g. watch?v=vLO9g1SbK0g = watch?v=ou9vd8EfLaY

[Scipiooipics]

@TheseYeahThese

I heard him speak English... thusly he speaks english.. all I'm saying is that the request is an impossible one to fulfill unless an english speaker sees the video then translates the request for a non-speaking english buddy who then makes up fake english.

[jcnava15]

this guy isa faggot.

[brainboyusa]

Dude, this is very boring.

[WaterBoyOnDaRise]

The Russian and Italian sounds good.

[lightrays]

I had after down applesauce friends outside when yester field sometimes never which boom sends.

[MobiusInfinity117]

The Russian one sounds polish

[BrndAhh]

I think you did a good job at faking languages, but let me tell you that i did not understand any single word from my native language, Spanish. But again, you are awesome!

[kNLonFIRE]

lol fake italian actually sounds like romenian :D

[alexyakeka]

In spanish you said los its like saying (The)

pala =Shovel

Copa = cup

[PierreRMB]

That last part for Fake Franch: "N'erron des oies tartaranien" It could be best translated into: Straying geese tartaranien. Or in a more correct way: Wouldn't have tartaranien geese. LOL. If I found a place called Tartaranien, and I see some geese there, I would lought becose of much at this.

[PierreRMB]

@PierreRMB My last bit made no since. A friend of mine tryed fake Russian before, and I actualy belived he knew Russian. Until he told me that he had faked it.

[rocksinoo]

Haha in French you spoke about Plato

[ASilverPeony]

The Chinese one sounds like it was mixed with Korean.

[puntoclave7]

spanish?????

[sumosumo84]

lol some of the chinese you said were actual charecters

[computernerd225]

good job. chinese doesn't really have an "r" sound like in ger

[aoc97]

@computernerd225 sure does. It may not be exactly like an "r", however they ARE doing it cause I hear an "er" or "ir" sound like in box"er" all the time. Most common one sounds like "shir" like in "shir"t

[Prolo4Life]

In french, talking a fake English, like for example kids trying to sing english songs without knowing the lyrics and repeating the sounds they heard, is called "to talk yogouhrt".(parler yahourt).

[SMGJohn]

You pronounced Russian wrong, Spanish sounded like Italian.... German sounded like old Belgium dialect... And the Japanese sounded like an American trying to read some words in Japanese like when they say "Sayonara" they say it so retarded I must facepalm every time I hear it

[SMGJohn]

@hireddit1 Weeaboo* you meant? Why do I sound like a weeaboo? Do you even know what that is...

[pizzi88g]

Italian : COSTO MUSTO

[Iv1993]

Spanish was a bit off with all the "pi" syllables.

French was pretty well done.

There go the languages I know xD

[gahzeyboe]

When he did Japanese I thought he would say "I am mojoJOJO"

[Animationnnnn]

@gahzeyboe I think you accidentally a word.

[Linixion]

You could always play magicka, that game has some interesting fake english! Or Spore.

[TheSololobo]

Dude I thought you were actually speaking the other languages until you got to spanish which was complete bs. And of course the fake english needs to be done by somebody who doesn't speak english otherwise might as be you who does it.

[Sicklehead88]

didn't like german part. there are a bit too many "sh"-sounds and. it also sounded more like a french guy speaking german.

but the rest was extremely good!

[HKISfreak1]

Thank God he didn't say ching chong ling long ting tong for chinese.