Insect Humor Part 1 - Jokes from the Entomological Society of America's Annual Meeting

[GodJasperX]

Just got another one:

Why don't insects go to church?

- Because they are in sects...

[GodJasperX]

An Entomologist specialising in wasps walks through a record store&finds a record of flight sounds of different wasp species.He walks over to the store keeper and says: "If u play me all the tracks&I guess correctly which species is which,can I have the record for free?"

The shopkeeper agrees,but the Entomologist fails on his first, second & even third attempt to name the correct wasp species.He is about to give up when the shopkeeper says: "Sorry sir, My mistake.I accidently played the B side."

[entsoc]

Nice one, Jasper!