Meet the Idler (Team Fortress 2 Machinima)

[club559]

I idle for weapons. I could care less about hats.

[thomas1999]

I'm idling as I type this

[MuCTePCuCaDMuH]

2012

[Beeblez55]

0:37 I can't help but to pee myself at the pelvic thrusting sniper.

[shoopdawoop70reviews]

IDLER

Y U NO GET KICKED

[GeorgedIDK]

1:09

Cameo by the rager?

[theawesomegamer987]

i love 0:44

[UltimateAlec123]

ending...um what?

[K0ragg]

@UltimateAlec123 he found only hats instead of weps like 99% of people do

[sajanas1000]

at 0:42 sniper is searching for ducks to shot

[ScaryOldManVideos]

that point where both top comments are from a meet the

[AdminiumWarrior]

It dosen't realy matter whether I am or aren't on your side...

[royce536]

I LOVE THE SCOUT IF you want to be afk get out. Then all the sentry with wrangler aims at him. ANd then he finally just notice the blue dot

[bilarrelgatr]

hahahaahahahaha good

[117magician]

lololololoolololololololololol­olololololololl's :D



[TheWorkingBill]

it said he found max's head

[EXAProduction]

@ 1:19 THE IDLER MOVED, HE IS NO IDLER, HE IS JUT FUCKING WITH YOU!

[DarkWingedHunter]

Idler has found: Valve weapons

[YukiNimaru]

the idler is epic :D

[Maksym1998pl]

funny video but where are the idler ???????

[MrVarelk]

why is that sniper air humping? x)

[MegaVinylshaker]

what did the idler just found? i know its fake but i cant read it.

[AcTivESkaTeR14]

1:16 LOL

[Danny76471]

If you notice , he just found hats. HAXXXXXXXXXX

[cristim7]

lol 1:47 djy1991

[111urnotme]

What makes me a good idler? IF I WAS A BAD IDLER I WOULD BE OUT THERE HELPIN MAH TEAM! one slight movement, one small assist, one spoken word! AND KABLOOII!!!

[GraveDiggerIII]

0:58 made me realize that there NEEDS to be a team fortress song made with that "additional time" voice

[magnus3318]

I idle, u mad?

[Leishmaniasisably]

"No, dad, I'm not lazy, I'm an idler! Well one is a job, and the other's a character trait! Dad! Dad... put mum on the phone..."

[Lauli24]

1:43 What?

[TheSamichGuy]

@Lauli24 the idler found tons of hats while idling so everyone on the server is freaking out.

[Lauli24]

@TheSamichGuy Thanks, but I meant that I don't understand a freaking word. ^^

[zan012345]

Oh fu***ng finally I got into the server... -Dinner time sweetie! -Oh guys I gotta go...

[zan012345]

01:08 Omfg so funny lol lol lol lol lol lol

You R da best

[uhraurhua]

lol i love the ubered heavy moving without any animation at 0:23 xD

[HyperblexMedia]

how do you get the heavy to stand like that in the beginning?

[98samash]

222 snipers were trampled at 1:00

[SonicRocks470]

I wanna play as the idler id win in payload more!

[Kippydahcamper]

And now hes here to fuck us!

[ThePetrovics]

nice one guys :D

[slainbybullet]

I love it! He found a max's severed head!

[PSISpecter]

I'm sorry, but I'm going to die of laughter. The enemy doesn't even try to HURT him!

[bloodypaladin96]

@ 0:57 did anyone else see the sniper that tripped and died??

[gorky112]

Meed the idler This is not a stupid movie for fun. This video shows the Free2Play in tf2 today.

[scootachu]

@gorky112 lol i like the sniper parts

[ginca9392]

if i see the "FINISH HIM (click here)" 1 more time i am about to kill that FINISH HIM sign alot

[jjroy16]

is, is this really how it works on pc? guess im not missing much

[DrThundercritic]

I lol'd the civilian uber charged heavy XD

[Alex1O28]

Roses are red

Violets are blue

Oh yeah, and I stole your intel

[manopeenfiets]

Chuck Norris too me.

[puppetpro]

Are you kidding me youtube? a THIRTY SECOND Add?

[panzer3265]

HE FOUND MAX'S HEAD ?!?!?!?!

[vezorro]

lol ubered civilian heavy

[ccj12341]

random heavy is random

[bharroth]

And the sound quality is shit.

[DwarfPriest]

Funny thing, he actually got some points caping Nucleus while people around him died, and both holding and pushing a cart. That's more than I can do running and shooting all the time.

[OfficialEcXVideos]

i used to be an idler, until i took an arrow to the knee.

[Zhoomz]

@OfficialEcXVideos Must have been a new Sniper. They're supposed to aim for your head.

[Rudolf8367]

the power of idle!

[MrDacade]

214 idlers watched this video

[RossTheBoss10000]

lol this was actually quite funny.

[DazDizzy]

@DSS763 Nope. It's because i got a fucking arrow in my nee, Captain Obvious.

[SNIP3RJKS]

The idler is credit to team >:3

[DazDizzy]

I was a fucking idler, just like you. But then i got an arrow in the knee.

[DSS763]

@DazDizzy Are you that desperate for thumbs up??? Bringing skyrim jokes for thumbs up?

[339194]

best trolling since SpyCrab



[Flankoful]

the end Lycris: EEEEEEEYAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAUOOOO­OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOWWEEEEEEE­EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEUUUU­UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUaeiou­EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEOOOOOOOO­OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOWWWWHAUUUUUUUU­UUUUUUUUUEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

[GamingWithStatoke]

Meet the Machinima Team, where they try to be funny but aren't

[misterbensy]

WHY DID HE EARN SO MANY HATS???...EESPECIALL MAX HEAD??

[blazing0blaze]

@misterbensy It's fake...



[Stalkishtalkish]

The one who was raging at the end was Mastermind.

The rager. Lol.

[PaulThePuppetier]

I laughed so hard my stomach hurt xD

[Ultimategunboy]

did you ever see idler while playing tf2?

[Unkn0wnAddict]

JOHNNY BRAVO IS IN TF!!!

[coldeed]

@Unkn0wnAddict it does look like him XD

[j2dakool]

lol love the sniper

[DrVinny654]

"Im nothing nothing like the idler standing inside this server"

"What are you president of his fan club?"

*laughter*

"No that would be his mother"

[madman101ish]

hey look buddy, i'm an idler. that means i make problems. not problems like "what is beauty?" cause that would fall into your conumdrum of philosophy. i make practical problems. for instance, how am i going to disapoint my team when the enemy comes for the intel? the answer is idle and if that don't work idle some more. like me being a heavy and just eat sandviches, and you best hope... i'm not on your team

[Roberto13496]

THAT HEAVY IS A SPY!!

[Supereverything01]

1:14 I wonder who got the kill.....

[WarNerd16]

Where the fuck is my hat? Theres one for Idiling right?

[creeperblows]

The idler has already breached out defenses.

See how he bored out our collegs!

And worst of all he can be anyone of us!

He could be you, HE COULD BE ME!?

*shots him self*

[HeroPrinnyDood]

@creeperblows how the hell did this shit get top comment? it's a lame joke AND there's a typo. Oh wait, Youtube never had standards.

[KleineJoop]

The sniper at 0:37 XD

[MichealIkruhara]

"Dude, if you're gonna be AFK, get the Fuck outta the game!..... What the *BOOOM*"

[CatsoldierMan]

Part 3: So,As all the admins raged and left,Heavy idled,and idled,And later bought

a saxxy,Bills hat,And earbuds with the items. Heavy finally made a server of his own and banned the medic. After that,the heavy was scammed. the medic got away,Because he had traveled back in time. It is the Time paradox,My friends.

You see, "So when the idler came back,All his items were missing,And he was never heard from again!" That unfortunate idler was the Heavy.

[CatsoldierMan]

(Part 2) *In battlefield against an army of admins) DOCTOR,ARE YOU SURE THIS WILL WORK? Haha,I HAVE NO IDEA! *5 hours later* Heavy has found: Troll gun

Heavy has found: troll face.

Heavy  has found Boots of ultimate trolling. The anti admin set bonus: Cannot be kicked or banned by admins. YAAAAA! I am kick prooooof!!

all admins: NOOB

ilikescamming has left the game.

lololol im an admin of a server has left the game.

banning is fun has left the game.

[CatsoldierMan]

*Idling demoman* C'mon cyclops move!*Boom* Agh, Augh! Demo,Help!-What the -BOom- *slams into glass* I hate idlers. "MEET THE IDLER"

So when the idler came back,All his items were missing,And he was never heard from again! Hahaha! Thats how i lost my Idler licence. Now,Most Tf2 players couldnt withstand this.. *grabs Uber idller* But im pretty sure your heart..."Heavy weapons heart has been kicked from the game:Idling" What was message? The sound of Admins,My friend.(Continued in part 2)

[l33tshinobialchemist]

anyone know what theyre saying at the end

[WalterZarl]

Its funny how you read the top comments on the right voices aswell xD

[uberfeeser]

RIP Headphone users Born: 0:00 Died: 1:44

[nelord7000]

I didnt get this until i started playing the game

[tsukinoakuma]

Idler for God Tier.

[cdog123chris]

Wait Wait! It gets better!

When the gamer he came back, he was kicked! And the gamer was never heard from again.

ahahha... Anyways, thats how I lost my idling licence.

Archemedis! No! There are idlers in there! Now, most Idlers coudln't withstand this many kicks, but I'm fairly cetrain your....

What was noise?

The sound of Idling my friend.

[angeldust117]

burn in hell idlers, if u want more stuff, play some more, or pay for it, (the video still fun and is very good but i hate idlers)

there should be a auto-kicking sytem for idlers, like other games

[ImmobileLizard]

isnt this more an afk guy and not an idler? since idlers usually stand in spawn

[geryang091]

i mean can you really find all those items he found?

[geryang091]

can you really find max's severed head?

[ShadowScythe12]

How do you get murdered by a Pyro surounded by water?

[Roberto13496]

0:50 panic engineer

[XXxMAFIA2xXX]

0:39 lol

[778ace]

lol at 1:33

[TheRainbowMagnum]

That must've been one helluva dinner if it lasted that long. Isn't each TF2 game like 10 minutes each or something? And he must've been in quite a few games

[Akamatsuki]

@TheRainbowMagnum no... thats normal... actually he's eating less... Gabe Newell that is

[TheBlackFox50]

This is the funniest frikin video ever...

[lunarpking]

that was the best ending ever (dickhead) has found:stuff,stuff,stuff,maxs severd head,stuff,hotrod,zegogles,stu­ff,stuff,stuff......(mic people) way hey what the fuckl bghvwckjysngbkydukfg cjvkjzfdcv nzbmjkxnvc fh

[haskasey]

Dude, if your goin to be afk get the fuck outta the game (snipers point towards scout) what the fuck!

[ninjahia]

@haskasey those were engineers using the wrangler

[TheRainbowMagnum]

wait what happened in the end?

[Antifrost]

@TheRainbowMagnum Basically, after he earned a buttload of items, he finally started moving, which annoyed the crap out of everyone else.

[DCBenniBoy]

HOW THE HELL DID HE GET ON TOP OF THE ROOF OFF B ON GRAVELPIT !!!???

[Volksgrenadiere]

@StackCityEntOfficial The heavy did say it costed him 400,000 dollars to fire his weapon for 12 seconds. So it's a ripoff from his saying.

@2samtx glad i could make you laugh? :P

[sekogoku]

im the idler and i....... (connection problems)

have over 9000 of pi... ping

and i still playing

[117halo117master117]

So action packed.

[PivotUFO]

1:40 COD in a nutshell

[evilkiller108]

everybody is static

[madmag101]

What sick man ubers the Civilian!?

[kraljevo8]

0:40 Sniper air humping?

[pricture]

My favourite class xD

[gmawesome1]

The idler hasn't breach our defenses.(idler standing out of range of sentry) And he could be anywhere on this map.(camera pointing everywhere on the map with idler on it.) He could be there, he could be here he can even be....(killed) What? he is idling. (the idler is behind them. :)

[sba20041]

0:59 Gay sniper slipp

[Deathjak5]

HOLY SHIT, HE FOUND A MAX'S SEVERED HEAD! I remember when those were droppable... I woulda known that they would be worth a lot, I woulda idled more.

[catnads]

"What makes me a good idler? IF I WERE A BAD IDLER, I WOULDN'T BE SITTIN HERE, WAITIN FOR ITEMS, NOW WOULD I?"

[metalman2716057]

@catnads Idling's a good job mate.

[SuperToasterCat]

What's the name of the map at 0:56?

[zirneklic]

@SuperToasterCat ctf_sawmill, I think.

[blackzzzz16]

dude drop the intel dude were gonna lose dude dude! DUDE -heavy gets stabbed- engineer:Theres a spy behind....you....ARRRRRRRRRRRR­RRRRRRRRGH - dies-

[waroderyus]

@Quekrj unless it's a gun

[talic017]

heavy is dutchbag

[MrSwinja]

you're awesome

[Quekrj]

If Idling is sure to result in victory then you must idle! Son who said that, and i say he knows a little more about idling than you do pal because he invented it! And he perfected it so no living player could best him in the game of idling.

AAAHHH!

And then he used his idle items to make two of every metal in game, and then he combined them into his guns and he crafted the crap out of every single one.

And from that day foward any refined metals are together in one place its called a hat!

[catnads]

@Quekrj "Son who" is actually "Sun Tzu". Took me a while to figure that out. :)

[MegaTalker14]

Idle like a fucking pro!

[JlWiz12]

What makes me a good idler? IF I WERE A BAD IDLER, I WOULDN'T BE STANDING HERE, IDLING IN THE SERVER NOW WOULD I?!

[DrVinny654]

idler:"fucking finaly I made it into the server!!"

idlers mum:"Its dinner time sweety come get it!!!"

lolz

[SuomiMetal]

"Dude drop the intel! Dude! Dude! Aaaaaaaaaaaghhhh!"

[xCaptainClonex]

how did the sniper died? 0:58

[MrRandomcrappystuff]

@xCaptainClonex he tripped

[Airf0il]

@xCaptainClonex

Look at his Razorback, he was drinking too much Jarate.

[ljmtwitch]

At 0:20 it looks like muscles glasses with ginger hair lol

[Castlehair]

I gotta try this class

[3445Pokemon]

your video....means everything to me..........I am at absolute understanding of everything now.....

[Robodav64]

I just love it when you make someone mad or beat them, they always say "Wow. Wow. Wow." Like that changes anything. XD

[Siegmore]

0:45 Wheatley.

[riotman248]

he moves at 1:17



[jonnycashman100]

Hey look its Zeke from infamous

[Encoarchment]

johnny bravo!

[KleineJoop]

This Rocks!

[RagingBleachFire]

LMAO XD

[DarkLitria]

0:39 look like sniper is humping the air

[Tame19onroblox]

He keep standing with his Sandwich funny.

[stopjehandinmijnreet]

What i heard on the end: WHAAFGIBLUUUUIHIOSSADIGGKAAJAA­AA IGIBFI GGABENEWELL

[0o0shady0o0]

how did the sniper dance at 0:37 ??

[Opalance]

@0o0shady0o0 crouch, look up, scope in and out

[DoopaThePoopa]

I love the uber civilian heavy running around with no emotion or body movement.

[Volksgrenadiere]

I am heavy idler guy, and this is my server.

She can fit 24 people and holds 12 idlers on each side, giving 10,000 weapons per minute.

It costs 400 thousand dollars to stand in this server for 12 seconds.

HAHAHAHA.

Oh my god who kicked me for idling??

WHO KICKED ME OUT?

Some people think they can outidle me. Maybe. Maybe. I have yet to find one who can actually outidle me.

Heheheh. Idle some more.

[2samtx]

@Volksgrenadiere I had to go to the hospital due to lack of breath from laughing so much after reading your comment

[StackCityEntOfficial]

@Volksgrenadiere What's that 12 seconds thing about? I saw it on another TF2 video.

[ecrewwwwwwwww]

funnny as hell

[GuiGoZzZBr]

must...play...teamfortress!

[1krubby]

Djy1991 (half life full life concequences creator) is one of the people yelling at the end

[N1BOYZ]

Yo dude if u want to be AFK, get the fuck out of the game!

[1bearcatf8f]

one thing I hate more than idler's is the retard's who yell on there mic's

[MrWafflesthefish]

Lol he found Max's Severed Head...

[DiegoAlanTorres]

LMAO at the ending!!

i heard someone was saying wwaaoowaooowaoo

[maxcooolstar]

so he cant die?

[boredude27]

1:08

[zapper092]

LMAO

[noelangelo1]

lol after 3 changes of map he founded a lot of items

[HeavyWeaponsGuy4]

@ 0:31 a scout goes around him and the scout wasnt on his team XD