Osama Ibn Laden wanted to talk wiht USA, but than he was convinced not to do that by his advisor,who showed him napalm,which USA droped in Vietnam,and made for Osama movi just like this movie,on which he ironised Osamas atempt to enter dipomatic talks with reging fire.Than Osama decided not to talk with USA and intervention in WTC happened.
@WelcomeToTheWolf Osama Ibn Laden wanted to talk wiht USA, but than he was convinced not to do that by his advisor,who showed him napalm,which USA droped in Vietnam,and made for Osama movi just like this movie,on which he ironised Osamas atempt to enter dipomatic talks with reging fire.Than Osama decided not to talk with USA and intervention in WTC happened.Clear enough?
im so tired of Obama caving in. Its time for him to make a stand !!! we are tired of u compromises, Mr. President. we cant afford to be engaged in diplomatic duscussion with terrorists. Send a strong message. either it stops or Nato will get involved. either u with us or against us
@dharmaatdawn You cant be engaged in diplomatic duscussion with terrorists, it would be symptom of mental disiese to talk to yourself. But if it is not to terrorists but to so called rest of the world: you actualy cant afford to be on wor with it not engaged in diplomatic duscussion. The cost of terrorists atacs on US are 40 times smaller then costs of war.
i think its very heroic that the president is finally going to do something about the fire i tried talking to it and singing peace songs but it didn't work so he is our last hope
I just think that they can never talk peace with their differences in polotics. I also heard that the fire disagreed with many points in the universal healtcare, for one thing the healtcare would not have covered water induced injuries to young fires just starting out or older fires that have burned down to coals. It will be very interesting to hear that points both sides have to make.
I don't care birth certificate or not. The way he swaggers up to the microphone and talks down to and about America erks me. I'm at the point where if he comes on TV now I'll change to something, anything else. As far as the birth certificate goes, I hope they can prove he wasn't born here. It might be the only way to get rid of him. While their at it I hope they get rid of Pelosi for vouching for him: that would probably be asking to much.
That was fantastic. The whole bit was funny and then they took the best line "rumors that Obama himself is born of fire" and just snuck it in at the last moment. Brilliant.
Awesome. We're doing mom jokes too. Your mom left her teeth in my van again. Could you tell her to bring me a six pack when she comes over to toungue my asshole? And I better not find no more of them hickies on your mom's privates you little sicko.
@gothkid287 Awe. I'm sad now. I didn't know anyone was dumb enough to be offended by joking on an onion video. Congratulations. You are king of the douches. By the way, this is a hilariously successful troll. People contact me all the time to inform me that it is fake. There's an idiot born every minute.
@MrSafetymeeting Who's offended? Me? Not hardly. I think you are overreacting more than a little. Also I think you might have gotten the wrong idea about what it was that I was saying. That being said; please proceed to stick you're hands in a blender so you can't make anymore idiotic comments.
@MrSafetymeeting Great response. Is that what you came up with after the pebble you call your brain failed to produce any type of intelligent rebuttal? Even though you were trying (and failing by the way) to be funny; I would GREATLY suggest that you DO close your account and never come to Youtube again. In fact it would probably be best if you never turned on a computer again.
@gothkid287 For reals? Gosh , you are so smart and funny. I'm sorry I didn't accept your friend request. If you still want to be friends, send me another request. Bye bye
@MrSafetymeeting I think you have the definitions of irony and sarcasm backwards. And I'm not trying to incite a flame war here, I'm simply responding to your comments. Think about what you say before write it, that's one of the advantages of conversing over the internet. You have more time to think about your response, so use that time kid.
@gothkid287 Hey stupid. If you think that was an attempt at sarcasm, you have no fucking clue what you are talking about. Stop making yourself look stupid. This is an onion video and everyone is laughing at you.
@MrSafetymeeting It wasn't an attempt at sarcasm? lol Then please enlighten me as to what it was. And you're the only one making yourself look stupid here kid. Everyone of you comments has been nothing than ridiculous blathering. And what does that fact that this is an Onion video have anything to do with it?
@gothkid287 How's that? What did I say on this satiracal video that was so embarrassing?How can you possibly put anyone in their place? What a fucking dork
@MrSafetymeeting Hmm maybe it's the fact that you can't tell the difference between irony and sarcasm? Or the fact that you are a thirty-five year old man who has nothing better to do at midnight than get assfucked in an argument by a sixteen year old? You really should think about what you're saying. And I think it's funny that you have to keep mentioning that this is a satirical video.
@gothkid287 You should have your english teacher explain irony and sarcasm to you on Monday. It would be ironic if you friended me. I would be sarcastic if I said"You really taught me a lesson. You are smart"
@MrSafetymeeting Yes it would be ironic if I sent you a friend request. But in your earlier comment you sarcastically stated that I already had sent you a friend request. It would also be sarcastic if I said you were getting anywhere in this argument.
@gothkid287 I am so sad. You really taught me a lesson. That is sarcasm. The fact that you are 16 explains the majority of your responses. I have to go now. Sorry. You'll have to find a new friend.
@MrSafetymeeting And the fact that you're thirty five says very little. And please, by all means don't let me keep you from you date with your blow up doll of Barack Obama. I can see how someone such as yourself would be turned on by seeing him in this video.
@gothkid287 Um, could we keep that to ourselves. I told you that I would give you Barack when I'm finished with him. I'll even hose him off first. Just be patient you freaky little homo!
@gothkid287 This is way funner than the grammar lesson. I was afraid you would jump to spelling or punctuation criticism next but yo mama jokes are great.
@MrSafetymeeting It wasn't a joke and no we aren't moving into "yo mama' jokes". I am going to go read a bit before I go to sleep. So maybe another time.
@gothkid287 Comon. Your moms so fat that she will probably get diabetes. Shit. I'll have to work on some material too. That wasn't funny but maybe it was in the delivery. We'll try again some other time. I think it's great your mom imposed a reading time so you don't spend to much time playing video games. We were all worried when you were into DnD. I mean come on, that shit's for nerds. Good night
@MrSafetymeeting Ah, the typical comment of an ignorant fuck. You must really be running out of responses if your resorting to making such pathetic comments about my username. And you are further showing your stupidity and ignorance by not knowing the differences between Emo and Goth. You really need to learn when to just shut up and realize that your embarrassing yourself by continuing this conversation.
@YusufAlaseeri Are you retarded? Bush would have invaded the fire's homeland in order to find non-existent WMDs, not try to peacefully talk with it like our Great Leader Obama. All Hail our Commander In Chief Obama! May his leadership lead us blind simple-folk into a Utopia!
@Phreshnis this one wasn't all that funny but check the fuck you bird or the justin Bieber Petephile butmost people who don't find those ones funny are one's who don't understand sexual jokes, read MOST
lo as sad as it is this could totally be true with obama and democrats negotiating and republicans wanting to cut taxes to fight it. Our political system is so commercialized it's a shame
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@Crakkerz The Burning of Washington was a battle that took place on August 24, 1814, during the Warof1812 between the United Kingdom and the United States of America. The British Army occupied Washington, D.C. and set fire to many public buildings following the American defeat at the Battle of Bladensburg.
@Crakkerz The facilities of the U.S. government, including the White House and U.S. Capitol, were largely destroyed[citation needed], though strict discipline and the British commander's orders to burn only public buildings are credited with preserving the city's private buildings. This has been the only time since the Revolutionary War that a foreign power has captured and occupied the United States capital
@hhoh12 it was never part of Britain it was part of the British empire and also back then it was actually rarely called Britain England Scotland and Wales where called England
@MegaBlueZOMBIE No Lol u are a complete idiot i'm from Northern Ireland it's not part of Britain its part of the Uk, Not part of Britain so if Northern Ireland isn't in Britain then that means no where else was part of Britain.
@MegaBlueZOMBIE How moron man have to be,to call people moron actualy being himself one of morons. Britain is only England, Scotland and Weles. Even North Irland is not Britain, it is part of United Kinghdom of Great Britain and Northen Irland.
@Crakkerz Canada wasnt a country till 1862... you should prob know that if your canadian and that before it was a country it technically was a british colony.
@JonathanExtremeEK9 Dude, first of all, that bs made NO sense, also, if you believed that the guy tried to talk to a freaking fire, then you MUST be retarted and once again your shit made no freaking sense, AT ALL, also, please get a better grammar :)
Wow Obama is an idiot. How can he talk to a fire? He must have tried this with the oil spill. I will never vote for Obama again. Damn, he is so stupid. Im glad Onion busted him. Why doesnt onion have its own channel on comcast like CNN?
@equipto85 That's true. Fox does cover the news even when it's something Obama doesn't like. MSNBC and CNN don't caver news, they just spread left wing propaganda. Good call equipto85 on the CNN not being a news network.
@youbestbequiet There is no such thing as a "fair" news channel...they all have to be funded by someone...fox leans right, cnn/msnbs etc. lean left...it's no secret, they both run their programs to slander and discredit the other side...it's rather obvious, really
This is a direct jab at Obama trying to negotiate to the Taliban- even though we all know that they're not going to listen. I nearly cried laughing at the end quote: "Obama himself is born a fire", jabbing at the stupid myth that Obama is a muslim.
You can also stretch that to the political parties. You can't really have the perfect elected official, since both parties are doing the same thing wrong that nobody wants to fix. In fact, most political problems are a cause of this...
@ckool5000 I'm from Mississippi and our DUMBASS governor would except money (that we desperately needed!) from BP during the spill, because his party told him not to...my district representative is one of the only independents in our state with a position of significance! He's awesome though!
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Osama Ibn Laden wanted to talk wiht USA, but than he was convinced not to do that by his advisor,who showed him napalm,which USA droped in Vietnam,and made for Osama movi just like this movie,on which he ironised Osamas atempt to enter dipomatic talks with reging fire.Than Osama decided not to talk with USA and intervention in WTC happened.
AdamHajduk 1 week ago
That what Osama ibn Laden thought when he remind himself napalm discharged on Vietnamise.
AdamHajduk 1 month ago
@AdamHajduk ...what?
WelcomeToTheWolf 2 weeks ago
@WelcomeToTheWolf Osama Ibn Laden wanted to talk wiht USA, but than he was convinced not to do that by his advisor,who showed him napalm,which USA droped in Vietnam,and made for Osama movi just like this movie,on which he ironised Osamas atempt to enter dipomatic talks with reging fire.Than Osama decided not to talk with USA and intervention in WTC happened.Clear enough?
AdamHajduk 1 week ago
this would really be ron pauls strategy.
cassidy99ful 1 month ago
Is Obama part Indian?
h0rnd0917 2 months ago
im so tired of Obama caving in. Its time for him to make a stand !!! we are tired of u compromises, Mr. President. we cant afford to be engaged in diplomatic duscussion with terrorists. Send a strong message. either it stops or Nato will get involved. either u with us or against us
dharmaatdawn 2 months ago
@dharmaatdawn You cant be engaged in diplomatic duscussion with terrorists, it would be symptom of mental disiese to talk to yourself. But if it is not to terrorists but to so called rest of the world: you actualy cant afford to be on wor with it not engaged in diplomatic duscussion. The cost of terrorists atacs on US are 40 times smaller then costs of war.
AdamHajduk 1 month ago
negotiate with a wildfire- now thats epic
TheAutiger13 2 months ago
obama is such a great guy... ...republicans have yet again done nothing to help...
TheYouwontgetit 2 months ago
Heraclitus said man was born of fire. Muhammad said Djinn were born of fire.
Hmm.
gamerunknown 3 months ago
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deep tax cuts might help...
TheYouwontgetit 3 months ago
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steVo4Truth 4 months ago
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steVo4Truth 4 months ago
lol,fucking hilary jumping out of a plane...
operation hilary fire stopper.
KenFan4life 4 months ago
"Afghani public execution a total sausage fest" Lmao love it
RevolverBoss 4 months ago
If you replace the fire with the Republican party it's pretty much spot on.
PedanticPig 5 months ago
Rough translation
fire = the rising debt
Juzlahindahaus 6 months ago
@Juzlahindahaus fantastic statement
lukeground1994 5 months ago
what...the fuck...is this??
Dri143 6 months ago
@Dri143 this is real hard hitting news
MsFunnyStuffz 4 months ago
@MsFunnyStuffz haahahahah, this is pretty damn funny
Dri143 4 months ago
HAHAHAHAHHAHAH
The222watcher 6 months ago
i think its very heroic that the president is finally going to do something about the fire i tried talking to it and singing peace songs but it didn't work so he is our last hope
jackthayer 7 months ago
That fire is racist against African-Americans!
TheBlackStar999 7 months ago
I just think that they can never talk peace with their differences in polotics. I also heard that the fire disagreed with many points in the universal healtcare, for one thing the healtcare would not have covered water induced injuries to young fires just starting out or older fires that have burned down to coals. It will be very interesting to hear that points both sides have to make.
baredown100 7 months ago
George Bush would never have attempted to do this. Obama is indeed a great president.
BlackMagister 8 months ago 30
What an idiot!!! Everyone knows that fires don't have ears!!! they cant hear you when you speak to them.. pff, americans..
ellul92 8 months ago
@ellul92 Oh the Irony!....You are joking, right?
megamantwelve 7 months ago
@megamantwelve I don't know, am i?
ellul92 7 months ago
@ellul92
You really know nothing about ONN, do you?
AINGELPROJECT667 6 months ago
Libya was made a colony of Italy in 1912.
zrah1092 9 months ago
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More smoke and mirrors! Enpty slogans empty promises, That is all TOTUS ObaMao will hand out this week That is all an empty suit CAN do!
The president has said that he misses being anonymous. Now that's something we both can agree on;
I too wish I had never heard of him!
onstageagain 9 months ago
The fire is a metaphor people.
pashun88 9 months ago
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I don't care birth certificate or not. The way he swaggers up to the microphone and talks down to and about America erks me. I'm at the point where if he comes on TV now I'll change to something, anything else. As far as the birth certificate goes, I hope they can prove he wasn't born here. It might be the only way to get rid of him. While their at it I hope they get rid of Pelosi for vouching for him: that would probably be asking to much.
onstageagain 9 months ago
1:50 LOLOLOLO TROLOLOLOLO
IPawnt 9 months ago
It's a metaphor. An allusion to the war
WeezyWackRecords 10 months ago
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@WeezyWackRecords It is sad that you have to explain this.
Kinley1978 9 months ago
US Vows Nuclear War against China
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Thentheresthetruth 10 months ago
149 people who pressed the dislike button definitely thought it said, DIS-I-LIKE :)
ipkeveryday 10 months ago 2
This is hilarious. Hahas
YuXuanify 11 months ago
"Man and fire working out their differences"... kind of difficult to negotiatelike that since humans are supposedly made up of about 60% water.
If succesfull, Obama anf wildfire will certainly become fire-forged friends...
Araneus21 11 months ago
But we're all sighing in relief, that he's not like George Bush.
Bush would have just put it out--total black and white thinking.
Fires aren't evil, we make them that way.
charlesvan13 11 months ago
this is hilarious
Akira89M 11 months ago
I got a feeling hes gonna get burned..
Tony007corp 1 year ago
Nah I just kidding. But this is just hilarious lol.
Sceptile17 1 year ago
I love the Onion, but part of me feels Obama probably would do that lol =/
Sceptile17 1 year ago
Hehe... Anyways, Canada was still a part of Great Britain during 1812. Just throwing that out there.
AlienWarriorDrone 1 year ago
somehow i bet you they did this in the past lol
Kr4zyAc3 1 year ago
That was fantastic. The whole bit was funny and then they took the best line "rumors that Obama himself is born of fire" and just snuck it in at the last moment. Brilliant.
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OBAMA = LUIZ INÁCIO LULA DA SILVA = HUGO CHAVEZ = LENIN
capotegabriel 1 year ago
"....where he will be shuttled into the maw of the inferno."
Did not see that coming. *laughs*
HotaruZoku 1 year ago
If anyone can talk this fire down it's Barack!
megamarsvin 1 year ago
president pulling firefighters away as a sign of good will haha
iansayfol 1 year ago
LOOL! I lvoe the onions creativeness in satire! I love Obama, but this KILLS ME! Sometimes his foreign policy approaches are annoying.
mawaification 1 year ago
Awesome. We're doing mom jokes too. Your mom left her teeth in my van again. Could you tell her to bring me a six pack when she comes over to toungue my asshole? And I better not find no more of them hickies on your mom's privates you little sicko.
MrSafetymeeting 1 year ago
Caution....Angry trolls in the comment section.
MrSafetymeeting 1 year ago
....where he will be shuttled into the maw of the inferno XP
restitution69 1 year ago
sooo funny.. i subbed <3
snowbal1776 1 year ago
I can't believe how many people think this is fake!
MrSafetymeeting 1 year ago
@MrSafetymeeting Unsuccessful troll is unsuccessful.
gothkid287 1 year ago
@gothkid287 Awe. I'm sad now. I didn't know anyone was dumb enough to be offended by joking on an onion video. Congratulations. You are king of the douches. By the way, this is a hilariously successful troll. People contact me all the time to inform me that it is fake. There's an idiot born every minute.
MrSafetymeeting 1 year ago
@MrSafetymeeting Who's offended? Me? Not hardly. I think you are overreacting more than a little. Also I think you might have gotten the wrong idea about what it was that I was saying. That being said; please proceed to stick you're hands in a blender so you can't make anymore idiotic comments.
gothkid287 1 year ago
@gothkid287 Golly, you sure told me. I won't post anymore. In fact, I am closing my account. I am sad now
MrSafetymeeting 1 year ago
@MrSafetymeeting Great response. Is that what you came up with after the pebble you call your brain failed to produce any type of intelligent rebuttal? Even though you were trying (and failing by the way) to be funny; I would GREATLY suggest that you DO close your account and never come to Youtube again. In fact it would probably be best if you never turned on a computer again.
gothkid287 1 year ago
@gothkid287 For reals? Gosh , you are so smart and funny. I'm sorry I didn't accept your friend request. If you still want to be friends, send me another request. Bye bye
MrSafetymeeting 1 year ago
@MrSafetymeeting ME, send YOU a friend request? You need to refine your skills at sarcasm. <_<
gothkid287 1 year ago
@gothkid287 That's irony, not sarcasm stupid. I can't believe you want to have a flame war on youtube.
MrSafetymeeting 1 year ago
@MrSafetymeeting I think you have the definitions of irony and sarcasm backwards. And I'm not trying to incite a flame war here, I'm simply responding to your comments. Think about what you say before write it, that's one of the advantages of conversing over the internet. You have more time to think about your response, so use that time kid.
gothkid287 1 year ago
@gothkid287 Hey stupid. If you think that was an attempt at sarcasm, you have no fucking clue what you are talking about. Stop making yourself look stupid. This is an onion video and everyone is laughing at you.
MrSafetymeeting 1 year ago
@MrSafetymeeting It wasn't an attempt at sarcasm? lol Then please enlighten me as to what it was. And you're the only one making yourself look stupid here kid. Everyone of you comments has been nothing than ridiculous blathering. And what does that fact that this is an Onion video have anything to do with it?
gothkid287 1 year ago
@gothkid287 You really want to argue about whether a comment was sarcasm or not? Is this your daily routine?
MrSafetymeeting 1 year ago
@MrSafetymeeting No it isn't. However it is part of my daily routine put dumbasses in their place. And today YOU are said dumbass.
gothkid287 1 year ago
@gothkid287 How's that? What did I say on this satiracal video that was so embarrassing?How can you possibly put anyone in their place? What a fucking dork
MrSafetymeeting 1 year ago
@MrSafetymeeting Hmm maybe it's the fact that you can't tell the difference between irony and sarcasm? Or the fact that you are a thirty-five year old man who has nothing better to do at midnight than get assfucked in an argument by a sixteen year old? You really should think about what you're saying. And I think it's funny that you have to keep mentioning that this is a satirical video.
gothkid287 1 year ago
@gothkid287 Now you want to assfuck me? Allright, but you better get here soon. My mom says I can stay up till ten.
MrSafetymeeting 1 year ago
@MrSafetymeeting Ah pardon me; I forgot to add the word VERBALLY between get and assfucked. That was my bad.
gothkid287 1 year ago
@gothkid287 schucks
MrSafetymeeting 1 year ago
@gothkid287 You should have your english teacher explain irony and sarcasm to you on Monday. It would be ironic if you friended me. I would be sarcastic if I said"You really taught me a lesson. You are smart"
MrSafetymeeting 1 year ago
@MrSafetymeeting Yes it would be ironic if I sent you a friend request. But in your earlier comment you sarcastically stated that I already had sent you a friend request. It would also be sarcastic if I said you were getting anywhere in this argument.
gothkid287 1 year ago
@gothkid287 I am so sad. You really taught me a lesson. That is sarcasm. The fact that you are 16 explains the majority of your responses. I have to go now. Sorry. You'll have to find a new friend.
MrSafetymeeting 1 year ago
@MrSafetymeeting And the fact that you're thirty five says very little. And please, by all means don't let me keep you from you date with your blow up doll of Barack Obama. I can see how someone such as yourself would be turned on by seeing him in this video.
gothkid287 1 year ago
@gothkid287 Um, could we keep that to ourselves. I told you that I would give you Barack when I'm finished with him. I'll even hose him off first. Just be patient you freaky little homo!
MrSafetymeeting 1 year ago
@MrSafetymeeting Oh you're so kind to share! But no thanks, I'm not interested.
gothkid287 1 year ago
@gothkid287 Right on. Maybe I'll leave it in the Goodwill donation bin.
MrSafetymeeting 1 year ago
@MrSafetymeeting Great idea! I'm sure your mother would love to buy it while she is there buying you your Christmas presents.
gothkid287 1 year ago
@gothkid287 This is way funner than the grammar lesson. I was afraid you would jump to spelling or punctuation criticism next but yo mama jokes are great.
MrSafetymeeting 1 year ago
@MrSafetymeeting It wasn't a joke and no we aren't moving into "yo mama' jokes". I am going to go read a bit before I go to sleep. So maybe another time.
gothkid287 1 year ago
@gothkid287 Comon. Your moms so fat that she will probably get diabetes. Shit. I'll have to work on some material too. That wasn't funny but maybe it was in the delivery. We'll try again some other time. I think it's great your mom imposed a reading time so you don't spend to much time playing video games. We were all worried when you were into DnD. I mean come on, that shit's for nerds. Good night
MrSafetymeeting 1 year ago
@MrSafetymeeting Actually I read because i enjoy it. And to be honest the book I'm reading is based on DnD.
gothkid287 1 year ago
@gothkid287 To be honest, I'm sure it's a good book. I read too. I didn't know it was serious time now.
MrSafetymeeting 1 year ago
@gothkid287 If it wasn't a joke, why did you mention that silly holiday? I don't celebrate fairy tales.
MrSafetymeeting 1 year ago
@MrSafetymeeting Neither do I, but if people want to give me a bunch of free shit once a year then who am I to complain?
gothkid287 1 year ago
@gothkid287 Your mama's so dumb, when I told her to do the robot, she gave R2D2 AIDS.
MrSafetymeeting 1 year ago
@MrSafetymeeting That one made no sense. Anyway it's time for me to go.
gothkid287 1 year ago
@gothkid287 It's hilarious. You might get it later.
MrSafetymeeting 1 year ago
@gothkid287 Since we've determined that I am older should I be calling you kid now?
MrSafetymeeting 1 year ago
@gothkid287 Hey gothdork, shouldn't you be cutting yourself right now? I recommend alot more cutting. That will get your mommys attention.
MrSafetymeeting 1 year ago
@MrSafetymeeting Ah, the typical comment of an ignorant fuck. You must really be running out of responses if your resorting to making such pathetic comments about my username. And you are further showing your stupidity and ignorance by not knowing the differences between Emo and Goth. You really need to learn when to just shut up and realize that your embarrassing yourself by continuing this conversation.
gothkid287 1 year ago
@gothkid287 yawn
MrSafetymeeting 1 year ago
@MrSafetymeeting Uh oh. Are you getting tired? I guess that's what you get by not going to bed at nine o' clock like your mommy said.
gothkid287 1 year ago
@MrSafetymeeting But hey that's just my opinion.
gothkid287 1 year ago
If it was Bush instead of Obama it would've been more believable...
YusufAlaseeri 1 year ago
@YusufAlaseeri Are you retarded? Bush would have invaded the fire's homeland in order to find non-existent WMDs, not try to peacefully talk with it like our Great Leader Obama. All Hail our Commander In Chief Obama! May his leadership lead us blind simple-folk into a Utopia!
stfwho 1 year ago
I'm troubled that this is on youtube. You have to be moderately intelligent to see the humor in this stuff, and most people on youtube are not.
Phreshnis 1 year ago 67
@Phreshnis Yeah, people, stop saying the Onion is a satirical joke program. It's not. It's a real news program. REAL.
jlim2397 1 year ago
@jlim2397 I will vouch for this. It's real. I took the time to respond, so you know I'm credible.
rynox77 1 year ago
@Phreshnis With constant exposure to things like this one becomes more intelligent.
MrSilvestris 1 year ago
@Phreshnis Including you, imbecile.
votumseparatum1 1 year ago
@Phreshnis
>Implying a republican didn't write this.
LgndryThndr 11 months ago
@Phreshnis Then why is the onion rated as it usually is?
diomedes39 11 months ago
@Phreshnis lol so true. the only thing funnier than these videos are the gullible idiots who believe this is all true
D0oMblAsT 10 months ago 3
@Phreshnis this one wasn't all that funny but check the fuck you bird or the justin Bieber Petephile butmost people who don't find those ones funny are one's who don't understand sexual jokes, read MOST
MrLaxdude89 9 months ago
@MrLaxdude89 Lolwut? This is funny. Not your twelve year old haha-he-said-69-that's-so-fucking-hilarious!!!!!!!11ONE1! crap.
lostship47 9 months ago
@lostship47 This one was OK, not as good as the others
MrLaxdude89 9 months ago
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evannati 1 year ago
@JonathanExtremeEK9 you should go to school...
AJK1096 1 year ago
Does anyone know where I can listen to Wendell Mack?
ThePepsiSyndrome 1 year ago
lo as sad as it is this could totally be true with obama and democrats negotiating and republicans wanting to cut taxes to fight it. Our political system is so commercialized it's a shame
samauripizzacats101 1 year ago
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Germany systematically uses torture and murder to silence any opposition. Some of the murders known to the public: Uwe Barschel, Jürgen Möllemann, Heiner Gehring, Martina Pflock, Tron, Karl Koch, Bernd Seiffert, Kirsten Heisig, Fritz Bauer.
My brother Markus Bott had been tortured during 5.5 years by the German BND. He was assassinated on 11.7.09 because of our homepage.
German snitchers are following me on youtube and immediately flag my postings.
wwwtotalitaerde 1 year ago
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Crakkerz 1 year ago 35
@Crakkerz
Fuck ya Canada!
Tecumseh don't take shit from no one
DominoGray 1 year ago
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captain3xtreme 1 year ago
@Crakkerz actually it was some canadian militia , but mostly british regulars fresh back from the napoleonic war.
driverv86 1 year ago
@Crakkerz under command of the British
YoJimBoHugabaJoe 1 year ago
@Crakkerz The Burning of Washington was a battle that took place on August 24, 1814, during the Warof1812 between the United Kingdom and the United States of America. The British Army occupied Washington, D.C. and set fire to many public buildings following the American defeat at the Battle of Bladensburg.
dogking100 1 year ago
@Crakkerz The facilities of the U.S. government, including the White House and U.S. Capitol, were largely destroyed[citation needed], though strict discipline and the British commander's orders to burn only public buildings are credited with preserving the city's private buildings. This has been the only time since the Revolutionary War that a foreign power has captured and occupied the United States capital
dogking100 1 year ago
@Crakkerz and guess what? They still didn't win the war. =)
AnimeDude264 1 year ago
@Crakkerz Canada was part of Britain in 1812
hhoh12 11 months ago 28
@hhoh12 -What did he say!?
saints360row 4 months ago
@hhoh12 it was never part of Britain it was part of the British empire and also back then it was actually rarely called Britain England Scotland and Wales where called England
madjock888 1 month ago
@madjock888 Part of the British empire means it's part of Britain moron..
MegaBlueZOMBIE 1 month ago
@MegaBlueZOMBIE Nope Britain is only Scotland, England and wales
madjock888 1 month ago
@madjock888 You forgot Northern Ireland, and yes, Britain doesn't have an empire anymore, but when it did, they were part of Britain.
MegaBlueZOMBIE 1 month ago
@MegaBlueZOMBIE He dint forgot anything. Norther Irland is not part of Britain. And nothing but England, Scotland and Wels was ever Britain.
AdamHajduk 1 month ago
@MegaBlueZOMBIE No Lol u are a complete idiot i'm from Northern Ireland it's not part of Britain its part of the Uk, Not part of Britain so if Northern Ireland isn't in Britain then that means no where else was part of Britain.
madjock888 3 weeks ago
@MegaBlueZOMBIE How moron man have to be,to call people moron actualy being himself one of morons. Britain is only England, Scotland and Weles. Even North Irland is not Britain, it is part of United Kinghdom of Great Britain and Northen Irland.
AdamHajduk 1 month ago
@Crakkerz Canada wasnt a country till 1862... you should prob know that if your canadian and that before it was a country it technically was a british colony.
imnotgovernorwatts 11 months ago
@imnotgovernorwatts '67.
deadlyplatypus93 10 months ago
@Crakkerz
No, it was the British.
surgedark 10 months ago
@Crakkerz yes, canada something...
TheRiteOfWinter 10 months ago
i love the onion
seapockets 1 year ago
stop feeding the trolls dumbass
PenisCupcake 1 year ago
@JonathanExtremeEK9 Dude, first of all, that bs made NO sense, also, if you believed that the guy tried to talk to a freaking fire, then you MUST be retarted and once again your shit made no freaking sense, AT ALL, also, please get a better grammar :)
elidrissii 1 year ago
this dumb girl this this shit is real , how fucken stupid can you be.
id like to see her reaction to mutiple stab wounds
equipto85 1 year ago
@JonathanExtremeEK9 Obama is Harverd law grad, how far did you get in school?
equipto85 1 year ago
@JonathanExtremeEK9 Yours must be lower for believing this :)
elidrissii 1 year ago
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CodeDarkBlue 1 year ago
im getting the feeling that this is just a huge metaphor... if it is its going over my head
CodeDarkBlue 1 year ago
Wow Obama is an idiot. How can he talk to a fire? He must have tried this with the oil spill. I will never vote for Obama again. Damn, he is so stupid. Im glad Onion busted him. Why doesnt onion have its own channel on comcast like CNN?
youbestbequiet 1 year ago
@youbestbequiet the do its called fox news
equipto85 1 year ago
@equipto85 That's true. Fox does cover the news even when it's something Obama doesn't like. MSNBC and CNN don't caver news, they just spread left wing propaganda. Good call equipto85 on the CNN not being a news network.
youbestbequiet 1 year ago
@youbestbequiet There is no such thing as a "fair" news channel...they all have to be funded by someone...fox leans right, cnn/msnbs etc. lean left...it's no secret, they both run their programs to slander and discredit the other side...it's rather obvious, really
eatmytool1 1 year ago
@eatmytool1 It's too bad you really believe that. Maybe you should consider ending life now if you are that unhappy about your existence.
youbestbequiet 1 year ago
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eatmytool1 1 year ago
@youbestbequiet LOOOOOL
Reluctanttreehugger 1 year ago
this is essentially what is going on in the middle east
hempartist420 1 year ago
conservative will leave the fire alone believing problem solves itself. "Let the american people stop the fire!"
solidysnake1 1 year ago
omg onion news is getting better and better ;D
UnluckyGambler 1 year ago
Im gonna get the Earth God to engulf the fire mwuahahahahahah!
Kr4zyAc3 1 year ago
"talk to the clouds to get them to unleash a great big rainstorm upon the wildfire."
rotflol
flayed2 1 year ago
Why didnt Obama come earlier!! my friends house burnt down in santa barbara.
(im not a troll or retard, so dont worry)
805a7xFan 1 year ago
@805a7xFan Good job.
Motive11331 1 year ago
That fire is a perfect metaphor for Republican congressmen.
LilAlfiq 1 year ago
@LilAlfiq It is about Iran not Republicans.
rickygervais1776 1 year ago
Ha! U.S. signs up for do not terrorize list to stop unwanted bombings
AJWenger1 1 year ago
This is a direct jab at Obama trying to negotiate to the Taliban- even though we all know that they're not going to listen. I nearly cried laughing at the end quote: "Obama himself is born a fire", jabbing at the stupid myth that Obama is a muslim.
Xmaggot93X 1 year ago
@Xmaggot93X Muy bien!
xYiazmatx 1 year ago
This, The Daily Show, and The Colbert Report, are my news, they are the only unbiased ones, CNN=Liberal FOX=Conservative
AlexSaysHi2013 1 year ago
@AlexSaysHi2013 You got it.
You can also stretch that to the political parties. You can't really have the perfect elected official, since both parties are doing the same thing wrong that nobody wants to fix. In fact, most political problems are a cause of this...
ckool5000 1 year ago
@ckool5000 I'm from Mississippi and our DUMBASS governor would except money (that we desperately needed!) from BP during the spill, because his party told him not to...my district representative is one of the only independents in our state with a position of significance! He's awesome though!
AlexSaysHi2013 1 year ago
@AlexSaysHi2013 Wrong. Absorutery rong.
dirkadirka217 1 year ago
@dirkadirka217 explain away
AlexSaysHi2013 1 year ago
@AlexSaysHi2013 MSNBC = Liberal, FOX = Republican. CNN just tells the truth, which, apparently, seems to make the channel have a liberal bias.
dirkadirka217 1 year ago
@dirkadirka217 just wrong
AlexSaysHi2013 1 year ago
@AlexSaysHi2013 explain away
dirkadirka217 1 year ago
@dirkadirka217 Personally I watch Global which seems to avoid politics most of the time. >_>
MarshalJimRaynor 1 year ago
The ONN is offering an olive branch to us petulant viewers, and the 148 people who disliked this video looked pretty bad here.