American Idol Season 7 Bad Auditions

[snowmankapow]

HOLY SHIT SEEING THAT NIGGER GIRL CRY MADE MY FUCKINGDAY

[kari00ws6]

7:09 LOL@ Simon's "Shut up".

[kari00ws6]

Randy's laugh cracks me up.

[purpleluver74]

the last woman to sing made my day

[azerskater]

I feel so bad for the first guy

[admin2war]

Simon is the bomb.

[AeroTheDragon2]

the guy starting at 4:22 actually isn't that bad!

[azerskater]

@AeroTheDragon2 ...He starts out okay-ish but he's pretty bad

[fatfail666]

"I understand your opinion Simon, and I'm going to sing it in a lower tune."

EHHHHHHHHHHH?!?!

[juanloco31]

the boy  sing lika an a whale

[Penguinsrbetterthanu]

Aw poor first guy, he seemed friendly. The two that come after him get no sympathy.

[Djenyrice]

lol what is wrong with the first guys lol

[bluesungod]

zach braff @ 7:58?

[Danimal4992]

Wow I don't even listen to Before he cheats that much and I could sing it better than these people and don't even want to be a singer.

[jessilovesyou1000]

LOL! omg it sounds like dory talking whale!!

AWSOMEE

[Ollychamberlain]

i laughed so hard through this video

[nsuzp]

Why do none of these people know Before He Cheats? Honestly...

[rishahlovesdemetria]

i'm an asian but i honestly don't sing like that!uhhh fingers crossed! :) peace! ^_^

[kclarkson13]

I love how the asian came in a dress shirt and tie...

[vaseline02]

wow that first guy...just wow. i mean its sad that they laughed but i would of smiled

[ericadsimpson]

dude i would start crying if i was the first guy

[KakashiHatake2121]

i don't think it's professional when they laugh

[FrostyTheSnowball]

@KakashiHatake2121 What are they supposed to do when it's hilariously bad?

[KakashiHatake2121]

@FrostyTheSnowball I mean I was laughing my ass off, but I just don't think THEY should laugh, it's a job, they're judges, they need to be very professional at criticisms. I'm pretty sure they only do it for the ratings since it's a reality show.

[MythsolverMercy]

@KakashiHatake2121

They are professionals but they are also human... and it's also Simon... And the shows been on for YEARS. I doubt every single person who was the cause for their laughter has never seen the show. before. Makes me laugh when they curse out Simon for not seeing their talent. XD

[THEROTTINGDOG]

the first guy looks like the koopa troopers from the mario bros. movie

[jessilovesyou1000]

the first guy sounds like dory speaking whale from finding nemo....?

[qwertyisauiop]

i understand that these are bad singers, but simon can say some WICKED mean stuff sometimes. i agree with him, don't get me wrong, just....you don't always have to VOICE those thoughts!!

[crazyviolin911]

6:40 guy must've had his nuts ripped off (-_-)

[xXxGaMeEmPeRoR55xXx]

"THERE'S NOTHING WRONG WITH WALKING OUT OF HERE KNOWING YOU CAN'T SING"  thats so hilarious

[xMichieChan]

It's soo heartbreaking for the judges to laugh... like seriously? Everybody is trying their hardet :( Like, you would feel like a joke when they laugh at you. It's very sad. :( They're so unprofessional for laughing. im not even laughing...

[blacktigerpaw1]

@xMichieChan Ya, everybody is trying their "hardet", MICHIE-CHAN SAMA

[xMichieChan]

@blacktigerpaw1 Typo, dude. You should at least get what I'm trying to say.

[Obamanation154]

@xMichieChan Well at least Simon was being professional

[TheWasatch]

What keeps these people going after being told "NO"

[bonkuraysan]

why did he take the shirt off



[AbigailStapleton]

Let my PEEPOLE go !!!!!! xD

[24bcarver]

"No children will be laughing after that!" LMAO!!!

[Blagard12]

yeah, srsly, be professional, don't laugh jerks :/

[Gunner3210]

Wow that asian guy is going to trap babies and eat them.

[bhtrb456546]

8:39 would have been good if he was a girl but that was just....

[darthnod]

Awesome

[shmoogle14]

3:15-3:17 ella huuuuuuuuu......

???.....what?

[LLawliettchick297]

8:57 Don't be scared. She's just adding some flare to he song lol

[GlowWorm719]

Would you like me to sing something el-? NO.

[PotterMarauder]

tears started streaming down my face from laughing so hard at the first guy. XDDD poor man

[romulanprincess]

The first guy was mildly retarded, right?

[luvlatinmamis]

But the first guy must have known that he was bad... I do feel sorry for him though. I don't think he was trolling.

[samanthasam1537]

Omfg

I thought that red haired guy was a girl before they showed him!!!

[THEREPTILE666]

at 7:45 i got film that bigfoot is real

[THEREPTILE666]

that was a little messed up it looked like he wanted to cry

[Elocin3]

wait... is the dude at 8:45 patrick the waiter from the suite life of zack and cody??

[Elocin3]

"Sybill... sybill... SYBILL!!!!! Ugh shut up..."

gotta love simon^^

[Soprano375]

Why are you STARING at me when you sing?!

[jafamc]

1st clip had me on the floor!

[DaniTheBlabber]

8:10 LOLLLLLLLOLLL LMFAO LMFAO

[sylvanmann]

Jeez I felt bad for the Moses singer. So embaressing but so friggin fuuunny!!

[tatanroba]

how do the people dare to sing in that way?? they embarrass themselves

[diva1512010]

1:39 Janet Jackson???? 6:59= Awwwww she looked hurt

[friendofcanisgirl]

I didn't see what was so bad with the third person who went!

[rimonait]

they weren't all that bad

[doogienahnah]

The woman at the end had me ctfu, just hilarious... :)

[ratednine]

I almost fell off the chair, laughing so hard.

[ChrisieGrl1997]

Wooooowwww...ummmm??

[dwing17]

WHOA!!!!

[blopajmbar62]

How do they know when they're in tune and out of tune ?

[tritonrecordings]

@blopajmbar62 Experienced vocalists/musicians develop the ability to recognize pitch, the intervals between pitches, and chords (combinations of pitches)

[NoodlesDandy]

I would pay to hear that last lady sing ghetto versions of songs. Her improvisation had me crying I was laughing so hard. "ima take a Louisville Slugger an bus' his windows cuz he ain't no good" priceless.

[SakuraPetals106]

@NoodlesDandy lmaooo lol hahaha

[lanpingpug]

Let my PeePull Gooooowwwww!

[31operafan]

<:( I feel bad for the second contestant. She actually took the criticism well; she didn't go crazy, unlike a majority of other contestants.

[Glitterskullrock]

8:03...Elvis. Fucking Elvis. Really?

[ManyAwsomeNoodles]

the last lady w/ the afro :holy poop i mean......holy poop

[yokesato1]

As if these people actually think they're good. It's so fucked

[TrillianS8]

I thought Nick Stano did ok. Possibly Jersey Boys potential. just an opinion. :)

[thebroadwayparisian]

Chris wasn't that awful if you had never heard the song before.

[DominoViolin]

I don't think Sybill was THAT bad...

[MIssusGrimReaper]

No children will be laughing after that!

Oh Simon, what isn't there to love about you?

[arisafari8888]

awwww i feel so bad for the first guy!

[skins1119]

Ghetto version last part

[mousekateers]

I admire Paula for being so polite in the first one. it was very professional

[FunkyDuckCD]

FORGET U FROM A TO Z ABCDEF GEEEEE!!!! LOL LMFAO!!!!

[pac771]

they are so mean hahahah that`s funy

[MrKnupsel]

Did anyone notice that it's always the black people that won't stop?

Then there are always a bunch of Asians who are jut straight up fucked xD

But I did laugh really hard at the first guy xD

[EngJackal]

hahahahahahahaha i love paula !

[nscheezitpiehole078]

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[cheekypants321]

7:29 simon's face XD

he's thinking "this guy is gonna kill me in my sleep.."

[mjmaya53]

man i cracked at 0:21

[kashifbilgrami]

the one major thing thats wrong is that the auditioners try to hard to sound like someone else. thats something that iv noticed by ppl that are good but are hated on

[chrisxgf]

ahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha

[ajnode]

i lol'd at the two American Idol goons who go to force that black dude out

[JDmxrider]

Americans have no talent what so ever and are mostly FAT FUCKS!

[tudssquadbuisness]

@JDmxrider Ever hear the bands Chicago, Boston, Kansas, and America is a name of a band too. Look them up.

[tudssquadbuisness]

@JDmxrider And by the way, this is only TV. You get both good and bad. American Idol's ratings have plummeted over the years probably because of this. The show isn't taking talent seriously rather than insulting others. That's my conclusion.

[LCknosJB21]

I would be such a mean judge XD

[retc90]

He looks like that big animal- human like thing in tha luigi and mario movie lmao

[thertbentertainment]

they need to be stoned

[UnforgivableMen]

First guy..brain damage

[charmedphoebe13]

in general i think simon is the only one who can keep a straight face kind of..

[AliceElphabaWonka]

@charmedphoebe13 I know! How does he DO it??

[crudapples]

I kinda feel sorry for these guys

[crudapples]

I kinda feel sorry for theseguys

[SmiileyBubblyAmiira]

Christopher kept singing more songs, ROFLLLL!

[fireballbaby12]

Asian dude looks like a serial killer...

[reginablablabla]

The Asian guy was hella creepy.

[Camthemovieman1]

This is one of the only reasons i like american idol

[saechalyn]

These are a joke right? Please tell me these are actors there to add entertainment value...surely these people can't really believe they can sing?!

[suki3275]

@saechalyn

well...i guess its called tone deaf for a reason

[applmac2009]

When you walk bayyyyyyyyyy errrry knight fuckin sweet and looking high. Rotfl

[superasbo1]

paul robeson with a cold

[Sl1pKnot4EveR]

What was the name of the song on the 'remix'??

[braneden]

Im sorry simon but youre gay.

[bwc3821]

0:13 this guy found a way to pronounce the text message word "ppl"

[GojiJuicePower]

Holy shit!

9:00 her hair looks like cheetos!

[JoUrlacher]

@GojiJuicePower That's some funny shit!

[bbkesgirl]

pinkiboo gal! rofl!

[leeny11]

i feel bad for the second girl, you could tell she was really nervous.

[tmacfan16]

LET MY PEPPLE...GOOO!!

[JadeFarrae007]

K I thought the guy with the orangeish hair was cute

[katywells23]

thats not FUCKEN funny

[billy29211]

whoa deep voice

[kikirules97]

CAN'T BREATH! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! Love the judges expression and how he just keeps going. Poor guy-no international superstardom but at least he has the shower...

[DrAcetylcholine]

this is the best thing i have ever seen

[RPSteve]

Out of all these BAD Auditions, the first one is my favorite!

[coocanddan]

haha "sable sable SABLE shut up" ahahahaha

[paperflowers596]

0:42-0:44 he sounded like a train engine.

[paperflowers596]

look at randy at 0:47. priceless. lol!

[paperflowers596]

this is ROTFL worthy! the first one, wow, i just lost it, LOL!

[stylishdiva122]

i was crackin up after that last gurl she mustve been pretty mad at her man

[donald569]

@stylishdiva122 yeah someone has some strong feelings!

[mrXnando]

mother and grandmother of these guys are saying that they sing well as a child ... and they believe a lifetime!

[AngryFlipGirl]

Whitney Houston songs are hard to sing

[dontbeapunk1]

...let my PIPPLE go...

[srebrenika]

He was not funny. He is a poser. Posing to be lousey singer is not hard. I think he expected to be on the American Worst Auditions. I found him stupider than the color of his suit.

[zaza0998]

num 3 is kindda not so bad

[jadeschild]

they need some hearing aids

[roodllib]

Number 1 was a retard

[tentengen]

tone deaf Auditions.

[Firephenoix1]

I think that the guy auditioning in this video will have a great career as a saleman or something of this nature but I don't think that he will be a singer-sorry:(

Best of Luck-Carnegie Hall Bound Lyrical Soprano

[thecritiquevirtuoso]

the first guy sounds possessed... that contorted voice is just disturbing.

[achatzb]

this was the most awesome comparison i read on youtube for a long time!

[thecritiquevirtuoso]

thank you ;)

[friday13thislucky]

@thecritiquevirtuoso lmfao now that i think it about, he does sound like that deep voice they use for demons in movies.

[2RandomGirls]

7:07-- Simon: "Shut uppp~!!" xD lol!

Wow, those people really messed up the song in the end.

[soniquefus]

Oh sweet I love Go Down Moses....

... wow I don't like it anymore :(

[yaelsprikut]

Haha they're turning away from him to hide their laughter

[whywelovejoejonas]

i laughed so hard when the first guy says when this life is over!!

[ttatbes]

OMG! Simon sat there with a straight face! How did he do it???

[notanubernoob]

let maaaaaaaa piiiiiiiipppppli goooooooooooooooooo hahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha­hahahahahahahaahahahahaha almost pissedd my self

[quadbiker101101]

poor guy at the beginning

[lulumariemissypu]

go down moses let my piple ggggoooaaahhhh

[warped120]

You know people say Simons an ass (which he is sometimes) but I respect him for keeping a straight face.He looks at these people directly,not laughing, and tells them that they're bad.When Paula and Randy bust up laughing,it's degrading.These people may be bad but they still dont deserve to be laughed at while they're auditioning.I know sometimes it's extremely difficult to hold in cuz some of these people are tone deaf but still have a bit of respect for the performer,even if they're bad.

[Liebromeistal]

He does laugh sometimes...

[Blazerfalerum]

Iv been watching alot of different "bad" auditions from american idol tonight. And all I can say is they make me laugh!! And people saying the jury is mean, first off there job is to reject ppl that cant sing, second there nothing more then human and when people do stuff like this you just cant hold it no matter how much you try. Im not saying im better cause i sure as hell am not but then i wouldnt go to national TV doing something like this and acting as the jury is wrong.

[doodahskater13]

the first guy sounds like a constipated hippo

[1966100x]

OMG!!!1! a new singing contest is here on YOuTube and its called KARAOKE SHOWDOWN!! cant wait!! ^^

[moohalaa]

Come on guys, let his pipple go, he's got it trapped in the door or something.

[fratman200]

OmG it as 8:07

[jazzoidz]

was that freestyle?? LMAO

[MCBAProductions]

i dont know if you guys notice but the guy who takes off his shirt is the guy who got really famous for doing single ladies the fat one at 8:07

[g1mp1337]

ahahahahhahahahahahahahahahaha­hahahahahahahahahahahahahahah XD yes i can ^^ seams to be a motto XD

[xxrightleftxx]

lmaoo

[CalliopeGrace]

AHAHA! I LOVE Pipplego! He's amazing. Every time I'm sad I come back to this and just laugh and laugh. It's good therapy. I hope he knows he's so horribly bad he's wonderful, so it's not a bad thing. As for "American Eye, Bye Bye" and "ABCDEFG" ...really? REALLY?! Come ON. LOL.

[moohalaa]

oh my god. his new name is pipplego. I am crying laughing.

[CalliopeGrace]

I didn't remember what the heck his actual name was. Lmao. Does it matter?

[miiwiiman]

I wonder if the body guards ever chuckle