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  • IMBRIAAAAAAAAAAAAGO

    

  • ufamelion!!!!! ta chila la move

  • CIPRIIIIIAAAAAAAANOO!

  • machete machete machete!

  • @Minefields My ringtone too!

  • the bit where he fucks the mother and daughter.

  • fuc king epic

    

  • THE LAST MEHEECAN!

    

  • if you hear this on headphones,

    He repeats machete bachete machete bachete

  • @rossiny2011 same lol...

  • i hear bachete

  • hätte nicht gedacht dass du tomzumir so einen soundtrack hochlädst

    danke :D

  • Machete is actually the Mexican Chuck Norris spawn of Jesus, Kratos and Duke Nukem. and Road House.

  • @ngm1214 don't forget santo and the blue demon, for the awesome mexican part :D

  • MACHETE MACHETE MACHETE !!!!

  • now i am afraid of the mexican police^^

  • machete machete machete macheeeeeete

  • cuban....mexican..oh i got that to...i thought machete dont text..machete improvise

  • i love the movie!! "Machete don't text"

  • peruvian tunes da best from chincha peru sweet

  • machete is like mexican kill bill

  • Machete Doesn't Hold A Machete In Fallout He Holds A Lead Pipe This Should Be Fixed In A Patch.

  • when I listen to the song I think about driving my car until top speed criminal soong

  • Stream,'"It`,'Now`'`

    WWW.MOVIESINHD.TK

    Copy'""&`""Paste`.'

  • Nombre del teman original es " El Mayoral" , ES MUSICA AFRO PERUANA - el estilo es conocido como festejo lando, se baila mucho es las fiestas de familia y fiestas patrias en Perú.

  • esta bien rudo estoy bailando con la rola i am mexican and this sound is the best of world i cant belive this movie is so false and you can see in francais y

  • Shé is hot

  • Fuck chuck norris, machete is the real shit

    

  • wow i love!

    (bit.ly/AmbersAcesAndJacks)

  • i love the peruvian music!!!!

  • lol this movie is so fing epic!

  • MACHETE MACHETE MACHETE MACHETE!!!

  • machete machete machete

  • de puto machete

  • McLaughlin came here and dislike 4 times

  • Scheisse ich bekomm das " Machete Machete Machete Macheeeeete " nicht mehr aus dem Kopf!

  • Wish I had my own theme tune to have sex in someones pool with their wife and daughter too...

  • 4 people don't like this song... Bush waz here 4 times.

  • Chuck Norris has met his maker!

  • Machzetzeszzs

  • lol this is hilarious coz it sounds like hes saying machende machende machende,which means ball sack in my language..so when i randomly played this at a family bbq my mum was like wtf.....

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  • Robert Rodriguez is a fucking genius...When this song plays in the movie in the scene when Trejo is banging lindsay lohan and the milf was just cinema gold......

  • @specisstillwedie god yes

  • @specisstillwedie ahahahah machete rulez

  • Chuck Norris will fuck the wrong mexican

  • Machete is Chuck Nossis's father !

  • OVUNQUE.

  • The part where the guy says "Machete Machete Machete Machete" is now my ringtone...

  • @Minefields how did you get it as that?

  • @truecranberry cut it with audacity... it's quite easy honestly.

  • @Minefields thanks boss

  • @Minefields how did you do that i want it too

  • @gangsterspongebobown use audacity to cut it. I said the same thing 2 comments below :)

  • ammalia le donne

  • semplice spettacolo...spettacolo...

  • "Hey boss..."

    "HE is the boss!"

  • Love how the girl scenes always sound like they come from 80's pornos, they all got macheted macheted macheted XD

  • no viste la calavera hoy

  • machete machete machete macheeeeete

  • jajajaj exelente film!!!! me encanta esa peli. jajaja....

  • MACHETE MACHETE MACHETEEE

  • Lindsay got Macheted Macheted Macheted.

  • i got good news:machete will be one of four characters in new zombie map call of the dead from escalation dlc for call of duty black ops that come out may 3rd so its just must have

  • Man... this was a great movie!!! :)))) But there is one thing i have never seen in it: cops!!!! No single police officer, no cop, not even one!!!!!!..... aaa yaa.. only a girl from the immigrations..

  • @goldfinger17 Machete and his partner were cops in the beginning of the movie, 'federal' you know. :)

  • Machete machete machete macheeeeete :D love it ^^

  • NO SE DEBEN DE CONTAR HISTORIAS DE MACHETE, PORQUE MACHETE ES LA HISTORIA!!!!!!

  • awesome SONG!!

    

  • machete machete machete macheeeeteeeeeee! :D

  • haha after watching this movie I went "machete machete machete machete machete" x 10000 for about a month hahahah

  • I'll find myself browsing in Asda just randomly going "Machete, Machete, Macheeeeeeteeee". Love this song!

  • This song is based on a peruvian Afro peruvian beat call negroide......Im glad peruvian beats are liked by not only us but the whole world.

  • esta cancion esta genial, hahahahaha

  • THIS SONG IS STUCK IN MY HEAD LMFAO!

  • @Capcomgamer96

    Bloody oath dude; I can't get it out of my head either hahaha !!

  • 4 people are ¨puñeta¨

  • FlegmaTech vs. Novalima - Machete (remix )

    watch?v=0YEEZss_NN4 :)

  • 4 people are that steven segal got killed by machete

  • this song totally fits the scene :D

  • whatever you do in life, dont fuck with the wrong Mexican...

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  • machete fucket wife and daughter to 4 more people XD machette machette macheeete

  • this is nova lima right ?? this is a band from Peru and this song is a "negro folk" song from peru. cool it sounds weird but cool

  • best song ever! best movie since probably desperado!!

  • If I was a marine( I will be one wen I'm older) and I was the survivor of an ambush, and I still had to complete the mission alone, if I had to choose between a machete, pistol, lmg, smg, rifle, or rocket launcher, I would go wit a machete. Awesome movie and awesome song!!! Machete, machete machete machete machete

  • Hatalmas!!!!

  • Machete is the Mexican Kratos lol

  • @QuesoGr7

    Mexican Kratos?

    Machete is mexican Duke Nukem!

  • bassza meg! ez mekkora máá:D

  • @marck1293 he sure is

  • @xritasos wow kiddo calm down :) go get some friends

  • MACHETE JEST ZAJEBISTY :)))

  • MACHETE will return in...

    MACHETE KILLS

    and

    MACHETE KILLS AGAIN

  • this song fits so much in that scene :D

  • @Harrison3711 lol i didnt write that ;) personally i love that movie, though my brother hates this song and he is using this com aswell so :) just calm down kiddo ;)

  • @kopcorn is your brother dead now? xD

  • i think we can all agree hes got the smoothest skin ever haha

  • machete don't text.

  • @kopcorn Damn, thats alot of Dick you suck.

  • @kopcorn CUNT

  • @kopcorn

    machete will get every woman you have ever loved.... and leave a video tape on your computer.

    you will try to not see it... but you will... after seeing it you will not kill yourself instead you will fall in love with him..

    and he will break your little puny heart into a million pieces...

    after that you will fall into a depression, declare yourself gay, and then kill yourself.. finally..

    Machete will not remember you...

  • @kopcorn You son of a whore!!!! How dare you insult him!!! If you are still alive, DROP DEAD!!!

  • 3 personas creen que Chuck Norris es mejor que Machete!

  • saca tu machete ♥

  • @RwieRosa jajajajajaj pinche peli si t cagas de la risa

  • si contratas a machete para que se carge a los malos, asegurate de no ser tu el malo

  • Awesome movie, and the soundtrack was really cool.

  • Ay mi madre... Esa es la canción donde el viejito Machete se echa a Lindsay Lohan y una ristra de mujeres más... LOL...

  • He beats a man up without using his hands!!! Lets see Chuck Norris do that! A MUST SEE MOVIE!

  • machete is son of pancho villa

  • MACHETE FOR OSCAR!!!!!!

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  • I want the machete videogame

  • Machete dont text!

  • @JiveCinema Machete improvises !

  • @gaby92sefu2008 machete dont send sms :p

  • yes he does

  • La rumba del Machete

  • fuck chuck norris machete is the real deal

  • @hadesjr17

    Who the fuck is Chuck! Machete is the main Man!

  • I want a Machete Part II !!!

  • that whole fake mexican segal and fake texas senator dinero was a trip. that movie so kicked ass!!!!!!!!!

  • lindsays best job!!!

  • @keulinger0815 only good job XD

  • MACHETE DON'T TEXT.

  • @parthbhatt1 Machete always improvises!

  • Machete rocks def one of the best movies i've ever watched.

  • Saca tu macheeete !

  • jajajajaa tenia que ser peruana la cancion ajajajaja que viva la musica negra carajo ahhh!!!!! arriba peru saaaa!!!!!!

  • eres mi idolo machete!

  • wats the music played whenever machete gets lucky with the ladies, played when he finds the naked chick at the start, when he is doing lindsay lohan and her mum and at the end when jessica alba hops on his bike

  • Machete no manda mensaje de texto.

    Machete improvisa.

  • @BerithV70 jajajajajajaja si wee sus mamadas en vez de accion pinche pelicula te cagas de la risa

  • Shit.

    The half-blooded

  • very nice soundtrack! love it!

  • saca tu macheeete

  • what's wrong with the end?

  • machete machete machete macheteeeee

  • i feel pimp when i wake up to this in the morning. best alarm on my phone.

  • Novalima is a peruvian afro music collective. The "afro peruvian music" is very popular in Peru, this group has given to afro peruvian music a step up, they have combined afro and festejo with electronic synthesizers, to finish, very good group.

    The lyrics in this songs are of "EL MAYORAL" originally, a festejo song, check it out, very good one too.

  • @fslg3 Sung by Susana Baca originally

  • saca tu machete...

  • Viva la raza! 

  • Machete kills ! machete kills again !

  • KURWA Machete Machete Machete Macheteee ;D

  • ale mnie wkurwia ta foremniak

  • machete power mexican ese

  • I like the part when he said Machete

  • JAJAJAJAJAJA the best scene!!! pinche machete gandalla JAJAJAJJAA

  • No vinyl-release,

    is like waiting for the movie "WEREWOLF WOMEN OF THE SS"!

    -That sucks!! .....& makes a german Dj angry!!!

    so please release the track on BLACK-GOLD;

    & vote for the movie on Rob Zombie`s myspace.

  • machete machete machete machEte

  • 1:41 Agent 47 with hair and older.

  • @TheIcedragon1987

    Most dumb comparing ever, idiot.

    I can do it too, look.

    1:41 Katy Perry with white hair and older

  • @TurbocakeUnleashed Most Dumb? what!?!? OK try taking off the face of De Niro. Now that would be Hitman. Most Dumb? Most dumb? Most dumb my ass.

  • @TurbocakeUnleashed Your the idiot in here CUNT!! Katy perry? does the guy even have a FUCKIN rack you fuck!?!

  • @TheIcedragon1987

    Aw, umad. :)

  • @TurbocakeUnleashed I wasnt till i read your comment CUNT!! it happen so often that pewople dont even get what others meant and they just start calling them IDIOT or RETARD.

  • @TheIcedragon1987

    Oh, you mean Hitman fans are not retarded?

  • @TurbocakeUnleashed Yup not\ retarded as you.

  • We need more films like machete....!!! He plays his role very well..... Splatter splatter splatter plus he had sex with all women there hahaha awesome.....

  • this sounds like.. like a fake lindsay lohans nude scene

  • @Bastardoom she show her boobs in the church too, with her face, so is her...

  • @astersnake It wasnt her. she isnt naked at any point in the movie, they have a double.

  • @awsome1ok wrong. sorry.