Top 10 Things I hate in WoW - #10. Rez Timers

[GepettoFreak]

protip: don't do stupid shit = you won't die. Drinks = mana = not running out of mana. There you go. Incase you're considering starting again, that is ;-)

[Brett0Dutton]

You guys are idiots. Look at the date of the video. He doesn't play it. Also the beginning annotation right as the video starts. He doesn't play anymore.

[Anduril1994x]

its pisses me off!

[ligthtroll]

if you hate wow wy you play it?????

[thisisjustme100]

@ligthtroll Because He probably thought it was a cool game before he began to play it and when he played it...He just found out he didn't like the game. Now, it would a waste of his money not to play it since he bought it.

[boxerblackbelt]

black and white pisses u off lol

[Stormreign101]

So he says he likes to run and AoE stuff...role a warr -.-

[themanwiththepan]

I know why you always hit 30 seconds, even though you do not care. The rez timer does not start right after he rezzes, it starts the moment a new player hits the rez area. Which means if you are the first to die, you get 30 seconds.

[merkier72]

Plus you fail cause when you get ressed for 4 secs all you buffs cost no mana plus mages only have 3 buffs so yeah ttyl8r

[superwill222]

you know how to stop getting rez timers?............dont die

[joehighlord]

the reason that blizard installed the rez timer is to stop the over flow of players in the battleground at any one time, and it potentualy gives the dead player the chance to prepear a stratergy agains the opposing team, ut as for the whole 30 second thing... sorry cant help!

[lilxtful]

1 your bad at pvp, 2 your lazy, 3 your a noob, 4 stop exagerating, 5 it's 30 seconds deal with it,

[Megachucknorris101]

@lilxtful I completely agree, its just 30 seconds, who cares...

[mrponnyj]

wow man just delete ur char and make a horde and u never have this prob again.......

[markomarko9254]

i hate WOW !! :))

[Snakeblur]

2days wasting your time?.... I would say all those seconds you play the game you waste your time...

[tehfudger22]

CLASSIC

[FunAssFunProductions]

No the reason why theres a res timer is so that the other team has a chance to capture a point and you said your a kamikaze mage which isnt how you play

[ammccomas]

maybe if you didn't suck i mean i hate the game too but this is a sorry excuse

[RIGUY75]

heres a way to stop the rez timers... don't be a shitty player

[Bagatronic]

That whole game is a Skinner Box.

[AWOOGO]

i buff people all the time.....even if i means i die

[Pishtaco22]

DO PVE!

[Nickoner1010101]

Only noobs get res timers in BG's

[CrazyPersonWithHair]

ONLY FUCKIN IN BGS!!!!!!

[iEcchi]

lol i like ur commentary

[engenmeister]

Guess the rezz dude need mana break.

[xxxJbanditxxx]

You have got to be kidding me! I have watched every one of these 10 videos now because it is hilarious how retarded you are... rezz timers are there for a reason... in the case of arathi basin for example if you rezzed as soon as you died then how would players take bases? It takes 10 secs to cap a flag so if they spawn at the gy as soon as you kill them then they will just run round the corner and hit you again interrupting the 10 sec capture time

[jeagerpoelse]

10 minutes about rez timers... get a life dude.

[MrWuffle1]

dude blizz did rez timers so it's not just an infinite war. for example ur battling someone and he killes you and hes at lets say 20% hp.if u rez instantly then yeah ur gona have an advantage. its kind of like a recover time and what not. and if u hate it so much, stop dying

[Glarium1]

I don't want targets to auto ress on a fight over a flag in ab

[doogrisa]

i always hated running to my corpse. sometimes you have to run pretty far. this guy sounds totally gay. figures, he's ally. GO HORDE!

[MatthewMitch23051992]

No the average should be 15, but this is only using the expected mean formula. They probably make it so you have to wait minimuim 20 seconds, crafty.

[FlattusMaximusD]

diablo series all the way

[feaz5800]

what happens is that you die..

[franklyfranklee84]

Lol I used to change the comment box to post the combat status instead of chat messages, because I would get distracted and text while trying to play. Those were the bad old days.

[kodo48]

You aren't a noob. You die often cause the Horde is just that good.

[darkjedifertile]

if you die often then learn to play you poor noob

[BrokenMagi]

im a lock so Wtf is this "rez Timer" you is talking about

[jwillkoolkid]

@BrokenMagi Yeah I am also a lock and I never have a so called rez timer.....

[codeman2557]

i think the timer is based on wat u do like killing blows honerable kills etc because wen i get killing blows and honorably kills and die my timer seems to be less

[Spacenout88]

Ha ha , I would love to come back in thirty years as a zombie...awesome!

[SuperGuyGecko]

its called a macro silly for ur buff problem

[DarkWarrior103]

2 mins of your life playing warcraft is the real question =P

[haloguy821]

Totally agree with the vids man xD

[themanwiththepan]

15 seconds average

10 deaths per match avg

150 seconds per match

10 matches per day

1,500 seconds wasted per day ; 25 minutes

Do that for 2 months in a row

25.4 hours of your life wasted.

1 DAY OF BEING DEAD.

[ichuckpieatcars]

@themanwiththepan Actually, my average death per match is more like 2-5. But that's cool if you die 10 times on average.

[mybestregards]

@ichuckpieatcars Man, you are just way too cool.

[ichuckpieatcars]

@mybestregards Hmm... is it just me or do I sense a bit of sarcasm in that reply? No smart-ass remarks, because I know if there was sarcasm you wouldn't hesitate to fire back with another dose, but it is sometimes difficult to pick up on things usually only noticed in the inflection in one's voice while reading something they said via text. Just sayin'.

[ssoccerfreak17]

This is hilarious...all of these videos...there is just something funny about this guy

[Tomal4lo]

pls quit wow u fag

[antun8100]

@Tomal4lo plss get a life u fag....

[IsmartheGreat]

@Tomal4lo L2 read the annotation at the beginning of the video.

[unseatingpython]

ally are gay

[pieman627]

it only bgs dat it appens

[ImKrankOnEpicwow]

haha half of my deaths get 30 sec and the rest half the healer isnt even there and when he show up i have to talk to him to the ress time to get up

[bl0wmme]

I'd love to think of blizzard a being a bunch of cool, down to earth people who genuinly care about the community but I have to agree that they seem pretty god damn money hungry at times. I mean seriously, it costs $25 to transfer a single character to a different realm. It almost sucks the fun out of the game knowing how much money you're losing. That's my opinion at least. And these videos are fucking hilarious and true btw, thumbs-up.

[Zombiebuhada]

its a penalty that is the point -_-

[iparty999]

Conjure water, thats what it's made for, because bliz knows the mages use alot of mana

[jonathon1018]

you realllyy dony get anything in WoW...

Bgs are fucking easy

[CwalkGab]

You got res timers so that you cant fucking cap something and automaically keep it forever cause you SPAWN RIGHT NEXT TOT IT RIGHT AWAY.

[erikosarie1]

this isn't warcraft...it's WORLD of warcraft tard...you have to know the different and ress time is verry important...or all could just run and run noob...go to hell

[snelhest100]

Well I can see why you got bored with the game. Just fooling around AoEing.

[raywars2]

YOU only get rez timers if you die too much.

[123acmilanfan]

@Valthonis1921 aggreed

[XxBloodSteamxX]

1.dont play a game you dont have fun in. 2. the rez timer is there for a detterant to make you go "oh man im deing to much i should go get some better gear before i BG" and also to make you care about potions and such cause if it was just 5secs or instant you would just go out and not give 2shits about dieing. + if it was lower it would just be a stalemate cause it'd be like you kill someone and 2ppl rez

[guerillin]

As much as I may disagree with your contention, I gott'a give it to you, you're funny as hell..

[loopper9]

i really like your videos, thay are all soo true

[XxHikidashixX]

pro tips: roll arcane mage; don't use cast spells (channels like magic missile are okay) sheep only full hp players. Tallent in arcane will make sheep an instant cast (GET IT!) blinking = win. mana shield = fail.

[kneegrow2727]

@XxHikidashixX Except this was made in 2007 when Arcane Mages weren't worth a damn.

[XxHikidashixX]

@kneegrow2727 woops; my bad xD

[MrPragatos]

Honestly, the rez timer does need to be revised for BG's. 30 seconds IS a bit long to wait, considering that rez's take 10 seconds to cast via players (with the exception of Engineers). I think we all hate the rez timers at some point during the game...

[Allawishess]

thay do that so... what em i say lol you figue that out retart lol you are stupid as fuck think before you speck

[krayzai174]

@Valthonis1921 no truer words have bn spoke, this guys a lil bitch

[AbstraqtArt]

HAHAHAHAH you SUCK !

[hejsantxu]

slappa is a nabcake

[Akelpph41]

great you left Wow ... now you just have to leave it alone

[yourwitness]

To change it from black and white when u are dead, go into menu>video>effects>death effect at the bottom and uncheck it...everything is still a little off tone but it is not black and white anymore :)

[proxyix]

2:40 damn this pet xD

[Rampantsausage]

u should have used a better strategery to defeat ur opponents. jk

[ilikehardcorex]

i dont think people understand that this is from burning crusade and like classic,when you couldnt glyph shit and everything had a littlle bit of bullshit.

[NadrojJor]

oh that average thing is bullshit, what happens is that it waits 30 sec then rezes everyone there then repetes

[NadrojJor]

That is a penelty of being an ally

[nicha112]

olololol gtfo horde ;3 ... There is NO diffrence beetwen horde an alliance

[XxHikidashixX]

@nicha112 Racials :D

[iparty999]

@nicha112 except racials

[0rgans]

@nicha112 Depends on server. Some servers are fraction dominated.

[CaptianRick]

@nicha112 theres only 1 difference.....HORDE OWNS...1 example of it is that ALIANCE NEVER EVER GETS VoA UNLESS THERE LUCKY IN WG

[nicha112]

@CaptianRick Umm.. You're probably the most retarded person I've ever seen. WG? Are you fucking kidding me? There are more than 1 realm you know. And on mine, we own WG.

[PistolPete852]

@NadrojJor I was gonna say that xD

[kallebananpaj]

@NadrojJor your spelling is the penalty for being a horde

[dragonof0me]

lol

[Joki9375]

U CANT PLAY MAGE

[tehamburgler]

a ton of buffs? u have 2 main buffs you need.

and u get like 5 sec to casts buffs on your self for no cost of mana...u just suck

[sssimme]

@tehamburgler

This was in TBC, the rezzbuff didn't excist.

[DutchRollerx]

dude, how r u suppose to cap AB bases if thers no timer?

[therealCanablisS]

man u ppl need lives,,,,,, lol weirdo's

[lmrzz]

What the fuck, 1 to 30 is 15 seconds average???

[Psysso]

Kamikaze mage... What a noob.

[hukumpa]

dude i love yur videos and agree with you so much :P i stoped playing in 2008 aswell. i'm impressed that you talked almost 10 minutes about rez timers xD

[najeemundy]

Dude... your a mage... You keep dying becase you run in like your a melee class.. use more of your ranged abilites and maybe you wouldnt die so much.

[FriendlyWords]

@najeemundy

true

the mage is ment to never stand close the enemy(blink, froze etc...)

[LinkLover892]

it's 30 secs so it's not a fucking zerg fest!

[rippedyourcomment]

Your fucking helarious dude

[Matta133333337]

man u need to get of your computer.

[IronHarper]

"I'm going to die I'm fucked" youre a mage. Poly? jump off the ledge you were almost running off ANYWAY and slow fall?

this is why i love wow! with a bit of head - usage you can survive in fun ways :D

[Orgas404]

cant poly demons. Slow fall costs light feathers. Why dont you actually play a mage for once?

[IronHarper]

I'm pretty sure you can glyph it, and if you don't and still dont carry light feathers you're a scrub. Cant poly demons? oh no, looks like you'll have to poly the actual warlock. noob. Maybe you should actually play your characters more mate and leave the insults to someone who knows how to PvP, mmkay? Kthanxbai.

[Orgas404]

History lesson: when this was made, glyphs didnt exist. light feathers cost a shitload, usually 1-2gold EACH on some servers.

Lets poly the warlock! Oh no, i got silenced! Why do i have a thousand dots on me? oh the horror! i didnt know warlocks could actually defend themselves!

[IronHarper]

Hmm yeah you have a good point actually. However, have a look at my initial comment. It was pretty humorous, and light hearted. So why the need to be all keyboard warrior? I can only guess it's some sort of problem with your upbringing, so I apologise and also feel very sorry for you. I hope you have a nice day.

[Orgas404]

I love how you try to save face by saying 'lol guiz i wuz b'n funi' then you insult my upbringing. Face it, you were wrong. Be a man and take it, does it really bother you that much that you were wrong about an internet game? Get your priorities in the right order

[IronHarper]

No I wasn't being funny - I was wrong. Big deal. But, perhaps you should take a look at your mother. I imagine her vagine is FUCKED UP. Because, that was a good night.

[Orgas404]

oh my god that is sad

[IronHarper]

Who the fuck do you think you are? Little fucking keyboard warrior.

[Lethys1]

@IronHarper

Keyboard warrior LMAO

[IronHarper]

@Lethys1 What? He or she is. Facebook/WoWHarper, I'll be a keyboard warrior face to face ;)

[IronHarper]

@Lethys1 What? He or she is. Facebook/WoWHarper, I'll be a keyboard warrior face to face ;)

[rogantu]

and btw if you wanted to turn ur ghost world into colors just go to the options and do like me change the graphic to something decent. I don't really remmember because I quit wow 7 months ago though.

I just toggled something of and changed all the graphic options to the same and I thought the new patch made colors, but it showed up it was just my new options :S

[rogantu]

agree with you on those timers. I think they should redo the BG respawns, make it 20-30 sec somewhere every time you die in BG and then respawn at ur base. outside BGs maybe 30 sec, no point of dying if you could respawn in 5 sec...

[SerialVelocityVH]

My most common number in BG on my rez timer is around 6-10 seconds.

[Francosteiner]

Love your logic! How about those res bugs where you have to wait 2x30 secs.. ARGGG fuckem, blizz ofc! Oh yea, died in Shadowmoon V, behind a mountain, (there was a quest there, so I had a reason). Like the Q bugged, got gangraped by 10+ mobs. Die, placed at horde gy, run around the entire fucking mountain to find that its impossible to get to w/o flying mount. Had to run +2k yards back, take res sick for 10 mins. Got so pissed I quit. No reason why I shouldnt be able to get there.

[unimpressed1000]

If people respawned instantly, what would be the freaking point of killing them in the first place?

[Francosteiner]

First of, I dont really think he means they should respawn on the spot, I mean come on, use your head a little.. And I bet everyone would aggree that 30 seconds, if not more, is to much. 30 secs is the time it takes for a dr00d to take wsg flag, and turn it in = impossible to get back.

[malibuhiegts]

@unimpressed1000

what i was thinking

[toukopuoko]

that was 9 minutes of bullshit...

[agaifi]

Now what would be the point of killing people in BGs if they instantly respawned?

[dresen10]

hahaha that was so funny and you are so right :D

[Henke1234]

1 The funny thing is that he is talking alot of bullshit i mean 40 % that he is complaining for is false.

2 Ur vocal voice is totaly gay why dont u cut of ur toung xD

[WeirdRussianKid]

@Henke1234 maybe he doesn't have a high pitched gay voice? his voice is pretty normal to me

[thakebabich]

U ARE THE BEST SLAPPA KEEP doing videos !!!

[retePtnecniV]

yeh i agree its annoying

but i also understand why they did this

and well maybe you shouldnt die that often

maybe stack some more hp on ur mage

(idk dude i never played a mage)

[wolffe93]

i often get a rezz time of 1 sek ^^

[oo00124]

agree

[xaitheng]

i think the reason they did that was so that if you were gaurding the farm you couldnt just keep coming back and hitting the other guys and die when you need a refill

[thehumor]

u sound already like a faggot. u fail epically at talking normal.

ur s'es sound really stretched therefore = infected with the faggotry virus

[iwnttorate]

lol i agree valt =D and u can get almost all ur buffs off for no mana cost cause u have like 10 seconds where all spells cost no mana

[phades]

when this vid was made you did not have that,

[mj580353]

LOL your charter is a chick LOL rotfl so you need to stfu

[acdc961000]

I hate this game too. why spend money on this?!

[GuitarnScythes]

There need to be rez timers or else it would be impossible to capture bases. can you imagine trying to capture a base for example in arathi basin where you need to capture the flag for 10 seconds and you cant take 1 hit. Can you imagine being hit over and over again because everyone resurrects instantly?

[hardcoreheigan]

You ran out of real things to hate....

[poyokirby]

its not like you can die and all of a sudden u appear again at full health and mana

it would be too unfair

[thakebabich]

blizzard made so ur spels dont take mana for the next 3 sec when u is ressed

[ccuuman112330]

like you said about guild chatting thats what i usually do during the rez time so im good

[chaos9018]

i am going to make a wotlk reply to this because the game's so different as of recent patches SLAP i love you lol

[biospark37]

I either never die or i get there when its at like 3 seconds...but i had full hwl and i was fury warrior in 1.09(best time of the game)

[biospark37]

And the 30 sec timer gives you a chance to call inc^^

[tonyxjack]

Dude, you could go on forever, play warhammer online, blizzard sucks cock

[CoalApple]

God you are stupid.

[ginbelg2]

1. yea blizzard makes the game super long to keep you playing and paying CORRECT

2. Rez timers have nothing to do with that though.. rez timers is the diffrence in die or live i mean.. if you kill someone and he rezez in a second.. he just comes and finishes you off.. no use in killing sense his gona rez anyway.. you dumb pice of shit!!

[ironcladmvtm]

your dumb! stop just running in and dieing the longer you live in BG the shorted the rez timer ... i have a idea if you dont like wow stop playing!

[grekkozz]

By the way. If you didn't notice, This is posted in 2007 and he hasn't played WoW in a long time.. Plus the fact that he's not a serious "bad-ass-wow-player-who-doesn'­t-care-about-anything-else-tha­n-being-the-best-PvP-freak-in-­WoW"

[Phate18]

lol the fireball-hitting-your-spirit thing happened to me a few times, it's so funny:D

[Megaladong]

2:10 make sure you dont put on ARCANE INTEL, the most popular mage buff you fucking idiot!

[robbiewortley]

horde dosnt give a fuck ether

[Zorbin222]

thats why wow is a team base game. Dont aoe find your team and go as a group.

[xxcoop3rxx]

but that's not fun twat.

[mondose2]

it would be better if they reduce the rez time a little bit maybe down to 20 but there has to be some punishment for dieing

[christiandoritos]

if there wouldnt be rez timers everyone would be immortal and they would have the time to run at you and kill u with 50% life coz you fighted them and dont had the time to heal

[crackhed36]

i think the reason u hate WoW is cause u suck at it

[anuskiller]

"HURRR DURRR, U DONT LIKE WOW BECAUSE U SUCK DERP DERP"

damn fucking retards...

If you are so good, prove it. Until then, you suck too.

[uriemmeda]

lol dude i love ur rants tehre my fav. thing to hear lol they make me laugh

[Cloutar]

You only have Rez Timer in Battlegrounds :P

[pureblood867]

these videos are fuckin amazing i LOVE HIM

[madddcat123]

You make me fucking rofl. It's a feature of the game, if you could just spawn instantly, that would be retarded, it would be impossible to cap flags in AB, Return a flag in WSG, and you need to fucking deal with it. As is ALL OF THE OTHER top 10 reasons why you hate WoW- maybe you should rephrase it "The top 10 reasons why I quit WoW because of game features that can be countered by I couldnt deal with it because I sucked at it."

Faggot, L2p

This is nothing but a Massive QQ Fest masked as atop10

[mastercoke117]

rofl, ur srs, its meant to be a joke brah chill its sup kthx

[partyman147]

yeah but like.. 20 seconds would'nt be bad also.. or atleast 25

[christiandoritos]

im sure he dont remember wht mean AB WSG L2p and QQ. When you talk to ppl who dont plays wow try to say arathi basin warsong gluch learn to play and cry ;D

[killadan8]

dont suck so much and you WONT DIE SO MUCH, IM A MAGE AND I DIE MAYBE 1-2 TIME A BG and im a mage. ITS NOT THAT HARD

[kionji]

Miss the comment about being Kamikaze Mage? Lawl, fail. =P I do the same thing with my rogue. Sure, I die maybe 10 times a BG but I always top the damage. ;]

[sibr97]

evry time i die its on 0 and the big light come but i dont get rezed!!!!!!!after that i need too wait 3 sec till 30 comes Xd