How Fat People Get Up

[Byrd968]

Ha ha ha this is how my Uncle from Ohio would get up.... he died at the age of 63 due to the fat.

[svartsaft]

i used to do "the rocking chair" with all my effort flying up

[Horsecockmcgee]

Your the fuckin man. And I hope your new year is better then ever. Or, whatever.

[MarcisbestVids]

Hahahaah pretty funny... I'm gonna need this when im 40

[TheAaronrockwell]

the funniest parts were when they rest and what was really funny was when it said heart attack in the kitchen great vid lol

[jessgxoxo]

Baha lmfao

[tbwinter13]

WoW i just get up im skinny as hell but have to bribe myself with sugar :(

[debrahubbard01]

now this is funny!

[ssbbwlady]

You are sooo fricken hilarious! You are lucky to do one rocking chair, sometimes Ihave to do 3 or 4 rocking chairs.

[schapadap]

i just go down onto the ground and do a cock-pushup, launching me into the air and from there i land on my feet

[Asctt2419]

As seen on CNN... lolwut?

[DancingSpiderman]

Thumbs Up for the epic soundtrack. Typically this kind of music is used on documentaries where the litttle gooey horsie is coming out the BungHole of the much bigger standing horsie

[TheFinnflash]

-lot

[TheFinnflash]

Thats a lor of work for a fat guy...

[sethngushers]

28 people had a heart attack in the kitchen

[xGNiTzFiji]

ugh fat people tsk tsk tsk ..lol

[Jerryjeffelvis]

Why get up? Next time try yelling this: Mom peanut butter, bread, bacon, mayo, cut into elvis shape!!

[chloechfjd]

when fat people willl rule the world.....

[weetoddtv]

that made me laugh so hard!!

[QuantumBasis]

lmao this is pretty funny. I subscribed

[DragonstoneWolfe]

This is what do to get up. I do what was shown in step 1, I sit up the best I can, lock myself into place, then sigh because that took too much energy, then lay back down.

[steelergirl101101]

LOL THAT IS SO TRUE!

[NewYorkMami4u]

EPIC!!!

[WataMelun]

24 fat people never knew this method...

[TeMPaaHxJoKeR]

ahhahaaa deadly!

[butanetorch]

If you can't stand up without using a lot of phisics DIE

[DeamonRiders]

Heeeeeey, wanna know what I ate yesterday? PIIIIIIZZZZZAAAA... Yummy, doesn't that just make you wanna go on a diet? :)

[CinemaCrypt]

LMFAO!

[YoungBelushi]

HOLY SHIT!!!

this video had me rolling especially step 6

[quangluu96]

i like the last step XD...wonder what's 7?

[MonsterBubbleTea]

i loled at the last step

[Tomahawk7670]

hahahahahahhahahahahahhahahaha­hhahaha that was the best ever

[21h040349160]

tell the song name plz

[TheGangsterWannabe]

ur mom could use this advise.

[koji8123]

Phew. If it weren't for this How to video, I would have never got off my couch. First time in 12 years.

[xDLLoFAMEx]

hahaha dat was hilarious & so random did he record himself?!?!

[phillupshoter]

oh come on,,,,why yall put sad guy video like this, but just to let you know, my mom is fatter than you, she can use her hand to get up and the way i see it here, you didn't use your hands to get up, so you'er faking it, but tear, tear, it does hurt a lot

[XxPunkerkittyXx]

@phillupshoter dude, i really think it was a joke ;D

[MovieDude210]

I use a move called the "ROLL AND RISE"....where I actually let gravity take over. I roll myself off the sofa and fall to the floor...bring myself to my knees and use the sofa to pull myself up..rising like a phoeniz from the ashes...or a float in the Macy's Thanksgiving Parade...LMAO! Great vid!!!

[DancingSpiderman]

@MovieDude210 I do that too... it's somewhat of a Gravity Assist, if you coordinate the sharp turn of your ab muscles (don't laugh, we fatties got some strong abs) at the fastest part of the roll just before you reach your knee position, you just pop up, like the rebound of a Punchey-The-Clown punching bag. Warning: don't do if you have a prior ACL injury.

[spiiderslayerrr]

@DancingSpiderman You guys don't have abs take a look again fattie

[XxPunkerkittyXx]

@spiiderslayerrr yeah, you know^^ i see... muscles are beneath fat you little genius

[softan]

@XxPunkerkittyXx Sometimes there's just fat beneath the fat. You can see about them in the news when they need cranes to get them out of the building because it's starting to smell strange from their fat folds. You actually need to move to maintain muscles under the fat.

[XxPunkerkittyXx]

@softan im not talking about the sick-fat 600lbs people. im talking about normal living fat people.

[afro20man]

@MovieDude210 HAHA thats one of the best comments I've ever read on youtube....rising like a phoenix from the ashes LOL

[DancingSpiderman]

@MovieDude210 I use more-or-less the same technique, only I called it "The 7-Eleven Weenie Roller". The name serves the dual purpose of prepping my mind for what do I want in the way of cheezy snacks and or essential food and a family-size slurpy

[CanadaGuy80]

That made me laugh pretty hard. The music was perfect.  Cheers.

[jetsal]

He could've just rolled over, fallen off the couch, and pushed himself off the floor.

[acenace24]

@jetsal

Dude that wouldve added unneccessary steps

[PogieJoe]

...This was on CNN?

[ThePinkMan]

@PogieJoe No, he had another video that made it to CNN. It was his Christine O'Donnell ad parody. The CNN logo appears above all his videos because of that now.

[PogieJoe]

@ThePinkMan Aha! Thanks for clearing that up!

[Geezart1982]

Epic Video!

[Schmappnschmazz]

I love it! you really highlight this serious issue that blights the youth of today! But be warned, this condition also affects the chronically scrawny! I mean, it is HELL to get up when you have aboutthe same pitiful muscle mass as a gnat :(

But YES! As Awesome as I have came to expect :D

[bowie222]

lol so funny

[kurisu1983]

With as freaking big as you are. Have you ever seen your own penis? If you have how long since the last time cause with all the self videos of yours anyone can see it has been a long long time since you have.

[Andhafell]

@kurisu1983 go watch naruto or play black ops, douchebag.

[highislandkids]

your teacher is retarded

[examinationboard]

its grizzly adams

[m16figure8]

dude, get a taller couch! i did, and life is gooooood

[CameronMcCasland]

classic

[darkmoongoddess86]

omg i laughed so hard at the end! XD

[misterogers]

His BMI is too damn high. No wait that's his other video. Guess that applies here, too.

[agerolimatos]

This douchebag shares everything except for how he wipes his ass. Because he can't

[marceevalentini]

Now that you've made it "off" the couch, perhaps you should take a walk; perhaps a mile a day and then add a mile to that each month. Before long, you will have lost the 100 lbs necessary to lead a productive, happy and healthy life. It's so apparent that this weight has created a very bitter attitude; almost as if you've accepted it. Turn your life around; every day is a new opportunity. Start today! Start making youtube videos of your achievement, you'll inspire others!

[JustAMacGuffin]

Haha this is great. I love self depreciating humor.

[kieraartgrl]

that's cracking me up... laugh of the day... thanks!

[AlwaysUpToDate]

I love this video :D

[adalwolf12]

Lmfao thats epic ._.

i love all these comments that make u say wtf is feel bad for the peoples stupidity to :P

[xXSwiftPeltXx]

I kept on laughing during the "creating momentum" bit! xD

[Jarekthegamingdragon]

You forgot the step waddle to stand up

[radconserv86]

Did anyone else find themselves tipping their head to the left as he was "kick starting"?

[zerbo803]

Ive lived this many a time hahah funny ass shit dude!

[lavonscieneaux]

that is to dumb he can not get up that is wrong for him

[scruffylittlecat]

OOOOOHHHHHHHhhhh BOOOOOOOOOOOOOL!

[CopyyyCat]

OMG! I just laughed til I cried...

THAT is how I have to do it!

"Its funny because its true!"

[ssuuppeerrbbooyy]

Step 6: Heart attack in the kitchen :D

[KkbrucekK]

i looooooooooled

[pfffbt]

now that's just sad.

[JaeTracie]

and don't forget pregnant people! or do they count as "fat" too? ;) check out my videos. *jae*

[war159753]

my favorite part was when he was trying to get up

[seniorfrog323]

u guys are fucken funny seriously

[tuuber78]

heh!

[tag1989]

HAHAHAAAHA THIS GUYS VIDEOS ARE SO FUNNY. COMEDIAN IN THE MAKING

[CleanRapMusic]

Awesome!!!

[PACMovies]

Funny video and very nice user name. I'm assuming it's a Halloween 3 reference and not your real name.

[dcshort1998]

lol

[DannyJustiniano]

This music reminds me of The Legend of Zelda: Majora's Mask

[TastingAshes]

Dude this was pretty hilarious :) thanks for the laughs sir!

[KllopZ]

Best song ever.

[TheEasternoutdoors]

hahahahaha I love your videos. they make me laugh so hard lol. 

[WeThePersons]

Funny video. =]

[sonic703]

hah

[Snoofalah]

Odd, I'm not too heavy, but I'm still performing these techniques...

*exercises to exhaustion*

[RayAmsley]

That was really funny. I like your stuff.

[gamrbot249]

i love how one of the tags is sex

[UrSoMeanBoss]

that is totally me o.o

[heulervila]

foram bem menos pedaladas que o necessário para funcionar uma honda CG Fan 125.

[vhmolinar]

AMAZING!

[TheAwesomeJassim]

Step 6 Made me cry and laugh at the same time :-(

[m4ffe]

Had to check instructions because I'm definetly going to that direction. That last step wasn't very couraging though.

[DonVantel]

love it

[coolhandflukey]

tried this but all i got was a wet fart from the exertion. next?

[TheSynfulGuitarist]

Man... if you miss one of those kickstarts, and end up getting the momentum to roll off the couch... you are soo screwed... unless there's a fruitloop or cookie under the couch... then it's a win. =)

[tm1394]

he needs to make more instructional videos

[tvphyso]

so simple, yet so brilliant

[mikepowers71]

just saw this on ebaum's homepage.

[kattswell]

that looks like tim (kingdomheartspawn) yiffin his brains out

[monica24b]

lmao wow.

[Coffee45]

Tehe :P

[MJisDEAD1]

hey fatass

[q1000101]

Weebles have it so much easier.

[TheSchimmi]

@q1000101 WEEBLES WOBBLE BUT THEY DON'T FALL DOWN

[respectrock57]

the one person that disliked this is too fat to get up

[ExplosiveNixon]

Dang, son. How can they be fat if it takes that much exercise to get up?

[BonScottAC]

@ExplosiveNixon they're getting up to get a sandwich?

[Anonymous0ne]

nice 1 lol.

[At0mmic]

haha man you're absolutely hilarious

[canipplecorpse]

did you know that if you play it in reverse, it is also how fat people masturbate :/

[pray4chicken]

LMAO step 6 has never happend to me yet hahaha

[fothistep]

He looks like a beetle stuck on its back. O_o

[SolidGoldKalashnikov]

the music fit the tone well

[shakie1828]

haha hilarious

[phorcydes]

LOL this is how I got up when I was WAY TOO pregnant! lol

[OTISREDMONKEY]

that seems like a lot of exercise!

[cuttercanfly]

i seriously lol'd

[Gonzaletron]

neat. i'll keep this in mind for the future!

[TwoDames]

hahahahaha!!!

[colemantwebster]

lol

[coffeetablesex]

wait a minute...there were no fat people getting hurt falling down stairs steps at all!!!

[HotTop202]

@coffeetablesex

yup like me..

i was 7 years and i was chubby and once i falled down the stairs and i had the ps2 in my hand,, (lol)..ok then i falled down the stairs and then..............nothing happened to me!.. and that's the best thing about being fat.. :)

[Sharkskillyou]

You should write a book about being fat this should be page 69 because this is how fat people get up. Ooo kinkey

[cryptopsyamon]

as someone who weighed 330 and now weighs 230 this video is great - what is not great is how i get treated now - i get treated normal - yet i am the same damn person. Which is ok i enjoy smashing fat haters so it all works out great

[rjohnston96]

thats realy funny, nice work

[riott007]

This is a big f"in lie. You would have to roll on the floor after stepping on something weird (Leftover pizza, Dead Cat..Your call?) to make this probable.

[DebUSA]

I had to laugh, because this looks like me trying to get out of bed.

Some days I just can't get out of my own way. Saving to my Favorites and my Playlist I call "BETTER Than Anti-depressants"

[belshazer]

fuckin best

[cahr412]

funny thing about it im fat and thts tru

[thewilson15]

Very educational. Thanks for posting!!

[Kaervek87]

Haha again, mon ami, you've made a masterpiece. :) Great video! I particularly loved the "lock in place" sequence. hehe

[korpiz]

I usually get some momentum going and then roll out of the sofa onto the floor, facing down. Then use my arms and legs to get up, first on all four, then fully up.

Works very well.

[AndreasLiveForMusic]

Oh man, this procedure used to be so true for me about 2 years ago.

Lost a bunch of weight so now when I get up I basically just levitate, its the darnedest thing really.

[sarahseagott]

LAMO STEP 6

[RapIsDeadly]

Great tutorial. Not that I have to get up that much...but the couple times I DO get up off the couch these tips really help out a lot.

Do you keep a pee urn and a cooler by the couch also??

[KrankieV2]

LOL'd at step 6.

[SalientK]

Your next video should be about how fat people get off.

[gasfgiop]

Love that epic tune xD

[qowsay]

mission accomplished !

[lustreboy]

haha good stuff, the timing on the graphics was perfect ;)

[IansCheese]

come on, you got it...oh...almost the...come on...YEAAA!

[mrjimmyos]

You don't have a pulley system like me? Amatuer!

[purin172003]

that's exactly how i get up...oh i just had a heart attack

[stewballmax3]

Salutations

Josh...

This comical tutorial (as only you can have come off just right) made me thankful that I'm wearing a pair of extra heavy duty Depends today.

Pax,

Max

[AmethystApple]

I love you

[Chiverton08]

Best video of yourss in a while. I laughedd reeeaaalllly harrd

[heratus007]

true

[Karakachanskata]

LOL heart attakc :D

[gallimuku]

Take that rihanna!

[jennywcarcrash]

:DD step 2 took fairly long tho...

[mcfat89]

@jennywcarcrash

for us fat people...it usually does lol

[StathisQauid]

finally i know how to get my ass off the couch!:)

[danutter12]

hahahahahahahahahaha

[AnotherAgnostic]

Holy Shit... I've been doing it wrong all this time.

[brutalcasey666]

that was awesome dude thats how i get up lol

[Arcangel2992]

...and then rinse and repeat

[KiwiDillan23]

Step 4 was my favorite.

[Hanakashe]

This method is not only for fat people, it works quite well for lazy people as well. I approve this method.

[Erilis666]

finally a useful tutorial on youtube. informative and it actually works.

I was missing the lock in place step i think.

[JCI1990]

what happened to the other kid? Its fucked up if he ditched you to make these by yourself

[ConalCochran]

@JCI1990 Nah. He's my younger brother. He's getting his first novel published right now.