Random 30 Rock Season 3 Quotes

[sushi062000]

Hahahaha! Love Liz walking like a muppet!



[RosheruCell]

I laughed at a blind guy eating spaghetti once!; I sometimes pee in the shower but only if I'm really tired!; I saw my grandparents making love once and I didn't leave right away! XD

[haha34440]

i love grizz and dot com!!

[lola92393]

2:30 - 2:50 is the best thing in the entire show no joke

[paramorefreak24]

the thing about the Sims that Liz says....

is totally true O.o

[CanaAlyce]

everythings gones coco for cucu poop

[Banjokazooiemaster]

Someone upload Generalissimo!

[CanaAlyce]

I saw my grandparents making love once and i didn't leave right away

[lemonpop4u]

when does tracy morgan threaten to kill liz lemon with a bazooka

[CanaAlyce]

I'm flavor obama and i would like to intorduce the new secetary of house of the crystal meth boyyyyyy

[L100Meganium]

"I don't really think it's fair for me to be on a jury because I'm a hologram."

"It takes two to make a thing go riii-HIIIIGHT!" Ahaha; I love Kenneth <3

"Iiiiiiiit's...TURGIS!"

Liz doing a Jenna impression is amazing. XD

[BlackNoir]

It's....Turgis.

With Tracky Jonjon and Jimmy....Moe.

[mikeybadass05]

hahah where was the "geisscubes" shit that was hilarious

[piodata]

what song is kenneth dancing to?

[CanaAlyce]

my real name is dick whiteman haha nice mad men refrence

[YuccaPucca]

I'M LIZZING

[TopSpeed232]

lol @ the bull mooing at 3:24

[PiNkPoP050]

lol 1:31 - 1:35 Kenneth looks hilarious !!! hahahhaha omg lol

[hughesrk]

omg, Kenneth's street performance.....I died laughing when I first saw that, hahahaha

[SeanRodrieguez]

It's TURGUS! With trakky jon jon annnnd Jimmy Moo!

[midnightblackfire]

"if you are able, hold my table..." XDDD

[HeartingJisbon]

haha the rap with liz and kenneth and that !

haha crack upp !!

and jenna is THE BEST !

[UnsoundHype]

I love this show

[JQXJQ]

Bull semen? What!?

[rimb1127]

JAJAJAJA FLAVOR OBAMA!!!!! JAJAJAJA

[2tonesg]

@rimb1127 jujubes.

[angel2901]

1:58 are you sure? EPIC!

[loughlin14]

Whoa! Liz is really scared telling the truth about what she did in the plane duirng a storm at 0:24 LOL.

[geevitha]

from 2:30 is THE BEST. LMAO SO BAD

[24edy]

kenneth is the best...

[boysrcute]

"ladies love me girls adore me i mean even the ones who never sore like the way that i rhyme at a show the reason why man idk so lets go cuz."

[loughlin14]

That cracked me up LOL.

[loughlin14]

@boysrcute What epsiode is that from anyway?

[halfacig]

you have the best bits! : )

[BlackhawkFanatic]

"So Tracy, you ready for that Larry King Live interview tonight?" "Boy am I! Earlier I spent three hours cursing just to get it out of my system, you dumb bitch!" lmfao!!!

[Titaniacy]

"I don't think it's really fair for me to be on a jury because I can read thoughts."

"If I have learned anything from my SIMS family  when a child doesn't see his father enough he starts to jump up and down, and then his mood level will drop until he pees himself."

CLASSIC!

[ralphieswife]

the street performing scene was PRICELESS!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[xoxopr0ud]

Blue writing on green... WHY?

[tinafeynatic]

What eps is that rap from? I feel like i missed something... x3

[weariesky]

Our Jonathan, who art in the office, hallowed by my reservation...

[herosresolve]

what about the shark eyes quote, wasn't that in season 3 or am i wrong?

[ToManyPhones]

That was season 1. Jack says it, then his mom says it later in the season, lol.

[TokyoFreeze79]

Dude... u missed the one where Tracy calls Liz a dumb bitch. How could you not put that in here?... FAIL

[Roboboogey1990]

Haha yes, the Larry King episode! One of my faves.

[rimb1127]

ahora con mas semen de toro!!....that was really WTF??? specially for latinos

[smldfw]

the street performing scene made me brown myself

[Nick7nick]

"Hey it's me...Matlock. I need your help."

That still makes me laugh.

[CAMERO202]

why so ever would you be phoning me?

[djhalcyon]

I thought Salma Hayek was in season 1?

[ToManyPhones]

No she wasnt.

[rimb1127]

she was in season one of Ugly Betty

[xoxopr0ud]

What about

That's a dealbreaker, ladies!

[hopeyouenjoy131]

i was at this club last week called....chilis.

[heimbecky]

i love that "what are you talking about, its may"

[kaytg89]

hahaha the sims quote...hilarious..i love this show!

[harrypotterp5p5]

"Blue writing on green why!?"

[chapissj89]

you have a lot of my fave. quotes in here!! i can't wait for next season to start!!

[StarWarsFanSWF]

I miss 30 Rock, haha.

[dunboody]

This is genius.

I love this show.

And thanks for making the video.

:)