Mrs. Big Stuff, Who Do You Think I Am?

[katConfidential]

hahaahahaha.... wow... all i've got to say is... you clean up good... real good.

[solidgold451]

Hmmm.

[krumbine]

It was your Delilah.

Or Middlebrook.

Either way, it's going around ... I woke up (relatively) clean shaven yesterday. WEIRD.

[obsquatch]

Have you noticed that A LOT of guys miss the beard? Is there something about YouTube that I wasn't told when I signed up?

[BigmackZach]

lol jk

[BigmackZach]

whois this guy. i want the old obsquatch.

[obsquatch]

I try to respond to every comment, but Zach, my man, I got nothing for ya, Capt'n. Just wait a few years, then you too can grow your own face-full of sketchyness.

[BigmackZach]

i already can broseph ;] its called a razor

[ofir7786]

SILKY SMOOTH

[AngloBaptist]

Slacknut!? Is that you!?!? No way!

[obsquatch]

I found about $2.73 in loose change in the beard.  White Castle, here I come.

[Iheartprofessorsnape]

wow

[obsquatch]

I can tell you don't like my chin. I don't know why, as it has donated millions to "save the children" and has single chinedly made the world a better place, but to each their own, right?

[Iheartprofessorsnape]

actually I dislike facial hair of any kind so...wow in a good way

[Gimmeabreakman]

Nice!

[obsquatch]

Thanks. I wanted to be more like the "God Man." This is the effect you've had on me. It's all your fault.

[NapalmXD]

You looked better with the beard. This is not my saying some random shit. I don't really care but I just think the beard looked better. It gave you a nicer happier feel. The beard made me want to know you.

[obsquatch]

Don't worry, Mr Napalm. There is a hairy man out there just waiting for you, unfortunately, it's just not me. Don't let anyone crush your dreams. I'm sure there are plenty of bearded fish in a sea near you.

[NapalmXD]

Ya, but I "likED" YOU.

[meggomae]

Sad - shaggy obsquatch is gone...miss you man. Sunday dinner?

[obsquatch]

totally, and if I rub rogain all over my face, shaggy obsquatch might just make it to dinner.

[meggomae]

sweet :)

[Snowgoggles]

God I want you! It's still to cold to shave man...Though if you still the clippers I could use a trim down south.

[obsquatch]

I've got some garden sheers for ya...

[Takarafire]

BEARD?! BEARD?!

WHERES YOUR BLESSED BEARD MAN?!

D:

I miss your magic Samson hair and sham-wow beard....

But never the less, Obsquatch is still Obsquatch and I shall keep on watching your great videos!

[obsquatch]

You, sir, are a Real American Hero. I'm gonna buy you a pizza.  Not a small pizza. A big one. 'Cause you are awesome.

[MoonLightMitch]

lol. You're not right in the head brudda. Great Video!

[obsquatch]

That's what I was trying to hide behind all that hair. Damn it! You figured me out. I'm your biggest fan and am willing to donate my used facial hair to you should you want to look like a Canadian Brillo pad.

[artworkslive]

plants need food too ya know.... ; )

and my sister misses you-

[obsquatch]

It got too cold for it to function as a plant. It's a lot like when I go jogging with shorts in February, I can no longer function as a man. Ask your sister, she'll remember... and laugh.

[krumbine]

I lolled a bit.

[obsquatch]

God damn it, Krumbine. Clean that shit up.

[urabtuber]

Not Funny. Bring back the beard :(

[obsquatch]

urabtuber, you are barking up the wrong tree here, jackass. I refuse to take shit from someone who incessantly favorites Bryan Adams and Elton John tunes. So, thanks for your advice but my short fuse is about to unleash a verbal abuse freight train upon your ass. Next time, play nice or don't play at all. Otherwise you might find me using you like a ventriloquist dummy. Get it?

[krumbine]

I'm so turned on right now.

I think it was the ventriloquism reference.