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  • game looks amazing, it even gives you an option to pick up extra points so you can really climb the leaderboards with the elevator system!

  • i used to have nightmares about this game

  • I actually like this review a lot more than the AVGN's review.

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  • Oh wow. I saw AVGN's review of this game, so I knew it was bad, but wow, I had no idea it was THIS bad! What an unbelievably insane, evil-ass difficulty level. Why make stupid things like rocks instant death? Why?? But your rant about the elevators is what truly disgusts me about this game. That is just absolutely HORRENDOUS game design. I hope this piece of shit didn't sell very well, and that the idiot fucking designers lost their jobs and were NEVER allowed to work in the gaming ind. again!!

  • Axes' and daggers, this is like an oversized, ultra slow, ultra shitty version of Gouls and Ghosts

  • How the hell did you not kill yourself while playing this through??

  • this game tests not only your gaming skills, but your mental strength as well... OMFG!!! after you're done with this game, you'd be a different person... you'd appreciate life more... lol!!!

  • OMG BEST GAME EVARRRRRR!

  • i think the king is from the arcade game im not sure its been a while sence i saw a video about the arcade game but even with that shouldnt killing something once be enough

  • this game stinks more than my piss with shit cat

  • How da @#$&*! did you tolerate this digital abortion long enough to put together a walkthrough? The bridge was too stupid for me. You sir, deserve a Nobel Prize for your efforts.

  • this game is frustrating, I tried playing the NES version in the 90s

  • Haha wow I can't stop laughing at 08:22, you sound like you are in serious pain because of that damn elevator part. xD

  • cursor at 8:20 :)

  • HOLY FUCK I REMEMBER THIS PIECE OF SHIT, I TRIED SO HARD JUST TO GET TO LEVEL 3 AND FAILED

  • you sound like you dont fucking wanna review this peace of shit

  • The door in the drawbridge level kills you if you touch it.

  • pal version the music is in low tone

    ntsc version the music is in amercian tone.

  • how is that game called at 00:05 ??

  • @r3b3llion89 Chip n' Dale Rescue Rangers for the NES.

  • @rosewyvern That king pissed me off so much because I always got killed by him. Bastard.

  • sranje igrica

  • The first time I saw this, I was like "Whoa. This is an NES game?"

  • aqualung fuck yeah

  • Don't forget to mention that reaching the elevator restores your health, also you didn't show what the things do that try to crush you, I remember it turning you into something hilarious.

    Lastly, the floating king (Outside of that deadly bonus room) steals your gold on impact so I presume it keeps showing only when you have collected gold.

    Nice review, my bro managed to reach the last level after a TON of swearing on a real NES 15~ years ago xD

  • Anyone know what game that is @ :11?

  • so AVGN spent his whole review getting past that first screen, but you complete it in a matter of a minute...

  • @lava172 he just does for entertainment dumbshit

  • @irelandcool1 no need to be such a dick about it.

  • The movements resemble Prince of Persia (PC, Genesis) very fustrating

  • what is the name of that song?

  • what is the name of that song?

  • Great review and walkthrough. Sums up everything I always hated about this fucking monstrosity.

  • thanks for the review!

  • you're way less shrill than angry video game nerd i like you

  • I rented this game once and had it for an entireday....and I couldn't even get past the first screen. Literally....I died every single time....I had no clue. I hated it so much I refused to ever play it again.

  • I'm suprised LJN wasn't involved in this one LOL!

  • @DClem1 This is even worse than the games they made.

  • get this...i have dragons lair for the nes and i accidentally went into the fuckin' bonus stage and i can never get out even once i reset my console i need help

  • Was the origanal a side-scroller or was it just the animated stuff?

  • anybody wanna play this shitty game? go to nintendo8dotcom shit load of NES games there all for free just go to adventure games section scroll down and youll see this game

  • Does anyone else see a mouse cursor on the left brick wall of when the elevator shaft was shown at 8:21?

  • @draksigjr Aqualung does these reviews using emulators, which is why the vids are in good quality.

  • @PMD2Master I know, good quality, but I never mentioned the quality :)

  • watch for the AVGN review, its fuckin hilarious.

  • What sadist in their right mind decided this game would be a good idea? My jaw dropped a couple of times in total shock watching this.

  • Claustrophobic environments with stupidly large sprites have always been a pet hate of mine. Just take a look at Altered Beast and Bonanza Bros.

  • Do you know of any code that gets you 30 lives? I heard if you get a high score and enter bats for the name, you will get them. i tried it and it doesnt work.

  • this could either be the hardest game ever or the biggest piece of shit .either way you end up with a shitty game

  • is there a difference on the amercian and europeean version of dragons lair?

    i have this game for my nes, and there is a gigantic snake as the boss , and not many smal!!

  • @gaffelnskje Yes, the European version has a few differences, one of them being the snake boss.

  • @AqualungGameReviews  thx for the answear :D

  • @AqualungGameReviews the European version and Japanese version run faster too.

  • @AqualungGameReviews Also the smoothness of the PAL version.

  • ahahahah LOL

  • Thank you for posting this, me an my college roommate, who had been playing NES since it came out, spent about 2 hrs trying to get past the first 3 screen-lengths of action. This game is absolute crap, more animation = more lag between jumps, the pace of the enemies is pathetically slow but you still just cannot duck or throw a knife in time unless you memorize every hazard

  • Ok, where is the subscribe button ?

    i mean this is seriously awsome rewiew.

    and i agree with dragon's lair..

  • The king steals gold... but since the gold isn't useful, who cares.

  • fantastic review. glad you to see how shitty this game is.

  • pretty cool game

  • That's an NES game!?I always thought it was a lagging crappy Sierra game.

  • @Narufan300 Sierra? What's that?

  • Dude, your vids on shit games like this are fucking hilarious!

  • Jethro Tull!!!!

  • Hell yeah

  • this looks like the hardest game ever

  • I hate to tell you guys but I love the NES version no matter what anyone hates. I am a sucker for challenging games and I still can't believe people are calling Ghost 'N Goblins a shitty game for the NES.

  • I remember having this game as a kid and i always came back to play it once more and try to beat it and i to could never get past the first screen. Now that i see how bad the rest is i want to try again lol it would feel like a huge accomplishment to complete this horrible game.

  • I loved this game because it was so difficult. What bugged me was the level with the king, I never knew it was a bonus round so I thought this was the final level... I spent a lot of time shooting the king to kill it but it never died so I never managed to complete the game :(

  • yeah, i had a love/hate relationship with this game too. was so fucking unbelievably hard, i only ever made it to death.

    but this ones'a bit diffrerent from the version i played. instead of those snakes coming out of the walls, i had one big striped snake hacking up rocks.

  • @dejawolf did you play the snes game? because there is a big snake in that game that shoots out rocks. also if not, what version was you playing?

  • elevator shaft= the designers idea of a level select option.

  • No, because you can't skip ahead to later levels. The best case scenario is you move ahead to the NEXT level, and all the others are either levels you have already been to, or the bonus stage that takes away lives and is nearly impossible.

  • @AqualungGameReviews The bonus stage, you mean the one where you fight the King one on one?

  • the side scrooler sucked ass im mean ass

  • I hate that game

  • OMG!! A jetrho tull intro! this guy knows music!!

  • great review...i have no idea how you played through this but you did so congrats...here's a request(sorta)...do perfect weapon for ps1...it's not nearly as unplayable but it's still all kinds of bad haha

  • the pal version is mutch better than this shit insted of a seres of snakes it was a gigantic snake i never got past that boss though oh and gret art to represent the level

  • lol i watched avgn's review before watching this

  • OMG what a game!!!

    This must have been made by sadists.

  • Well than I must be a sadist. I found very little wrong with this game.. its just people don't really give this game much of a chance.

  • sadist = masochist.

    sadists love to inflict pain on others, masochists loves being inflicted pain upon.

  • i downloaded this game after watching avgn and i thought how hard can it be...... well how fcking wrong can you be.

  • LOL i cant stop laughing .... the controls ... HHAHA

  • oh yeah! Angry Video Game Nerd's Dragon's lair NES review is fantastic!

  • Aqualung for President.

  • Man how do you play this garbage?  I would have broken that cartridge in half within 5 mins

  • At 8:25 look at the right wall. It's flipping the bird!

  • HOLY SHIT FUCK... that elevator thing is complete bullshit.

  • i remember this as an arcade game and loved it so when it came out for the NES i said alright now i can play it at home and when i tried to do the intro i failed then i actually broke the game right in half some how lol idk how i did it but im glad i did

  • perfect example of graphics don't make the game, a concept game designers never seem to learn from.

  • aqualung are you playing the pal version

  • No, I'm pretty sure he's playing the Slow-Jerky NTSC. If you look up Dragon's Lair PAL Version you will see the difference in the smoothness.

  • i thought it was the pal version was lighter and the ntsc was darker

  • Man this game looks really frustrating

  • Great stuff, man ... that little MGS reference made me laugh out loud :) Aqua and Ocelot, who knew?

  • Good eye my friend lol

  • I wouldn't compare this guy to AVGN. He's not, well, angry.

  • u got further than AVGN

    OMG

  • You may not be as funny as AVGN Armake21 Jedite BUT 5 STARTS FOR BEATING THIS SHITFEST KUDOIS TO YOU

  • Respect Aqualung for playing this shitstopper!

  • THE elevator part is fucking GAY!

    holy shit!!

    DAmn Aqualung..you have balls of steel!

  • this is the worst game i have ever played in my life

  • This game was motherfucking hard. I never got past the 1st screen. I burned the piece of shit.

  • No offense But this is better than AVGN's review

  • I agree.

  • Why? Because the Nerd didn't make it through the second gate in the hall?

  • yeah. and he didn't explain much as this one.

  • @SuperMario1029 LIES

  • @SuperMario1029 I agree he didn't really give us a feel for how hard this game is. Ghosts n' Goblins is a walk in the park compared to this. At least in that game you have good controls and you can take 2 hits.

  • @Luigi84289

    The second hit really makes all the difference.

  • @Luigi84289 He did tell us how hard this game is :/

  • @irelandcool1 Yes but that is not the same as being able to feel the frustration. His is the best review of the game out there but until you've played it even his review can't describe the level of torture required. I like his better than the AVGN. As frustrating as G&G's is for the nes it can't even compare to this. This is like it was programmed from Satan. It's so hard it can't be due to just bad coding. It has to be intentional.

  • @irelandcool1 To be honest a rubiks cube is easier than this game.

  • Unreal, I've seen two other reviews of this game and yours points out so much more of the awfulness of its design. I thought the first Ninja Turtles game was bad with its random Technodrome path in level 5 but this is much worse. Un freakin real.

  • D stands for Dagger

  • I think it should stand for Dude, this sucks

  • WOW and these are NES graphics?

  • The king looks like a retarded Kermit the Frog! LOL!

  • This game gave me nightmares..

  • Not a bad adaptation, but......

    The 1985 Commodore Amiga version is best. They directly digitized the video from the original game. Ahhh.... the power of a 32-bit multitasking 68000 machine.

    :-)

  • You sir have a new subscriber :D

  • This game looks like the biggest piece of shit ever! Thank god for Aqualung showing us so we don't waste our time!

  • Wow...this game looks like a real piece of shit! I can't believe they would release a game like this without using some kind of test group.

  • that elevator is a real pain :(

  • Your playing Dragon's Lair!? That game freaking impossible on NES! It was the best in the arcades! I wonder why they don't make games like that one anymore? The one on NES is really hard!

  • The Lizard King only comes if you take G (gold) icons and will keep coming at you until he's stolen his gold back.

    He's really good too, just keep him spawning and most other enemies will dissapear.

  • The PAL version is very playable. I really enjoy this game, I don't know what everyone's beef about it is...

  • GigaBoost, that's because we didn't get the PAL version in North America and the NTSC version ISN'T playable in any sense of the word.

    I've played the PAL version. It's certainly better, but not nearly enough to overlook the plentiful flaws in the game. There are much better choices.

  • great video. you should do star wars for the NES.

  • i have this for my NES

    i came to the thoose trols XD i beat them and came back to the elevator. but then i got stuck XD

    did not know where to go

  • Wow, so that's how you beat the first level to get into the castle. I have to say this was the worst and most frustrating game that I can EVER remember playing. Thank you very much for validating my feelings on this piece of garbage.

  • Did have good graphics, though. Almost early PS1 graphics, I'd say. Just slow.

  • LOL NO.......

  • Need I remind you people GTA 1 was on PS1!?

  • Damn, completing this shitpile takes dedication.

  • LOL Aqualung, how many tries did it take you to finish this?

  • What is the music in the start?

  • its aqualung thats why his name is aqualung game reviews

  • Aqualung, by Jethro Tull.

  • 1. Im surprised LJN didnt make this one 2. ty for verifying that this 1 indeed is a shitload of fuk. which do u think was worse this or super pitfall? 3. off the subject, have you played Clash at Demonhead? Just wondering cause they named an item after ya in it. :)

  • Wow... that is an awful.. awful game.

  • I always say this, but I like this guy's style. He has a lot of patience, he's funny, and he has this even-toned deadpan way of reviewing that's really pleasant and nonabrasive.

  • you had more patience than the avgn on this one, or ANYONE for that matter, i tried it out, died like 200 times and said "fuck this". You deserve credit where it is due my friend *THUMBS UP*

  • Yeah, the AVGN had no patience on this game. He only got as far as the second set of doors with the gap in-between in the entrance hall, which means he didn't suffer the elevator.

  • That's weird, in the PAL version the first level boss is one giant snake. And the bats are replaced by wasps or something.

  • I meant of course the Bats in the dungeon level.

  • Yeah, apparently there are a decent amount of differences in the PAL version.

  • No the game is actually pretty much the same, only the Dungeon level is considerably different (simply because in the US version you don't have to listen to the annoying buzzing all the time).

    Also there were intro-screens to each level in the PAL version which I don't see in the video.

  • Watching how hard this game is actually makes me want to find the people who made this dinosaur turd of a game and beat the shit out of them.

  • i also prefered the arcade one mainly because for some reason i like quicktime events and the animations were fun to watch.

  • Wow...Kudos to you AL for having enough balls and patience to review this POS(Piece O shit)

  • Asshole. No one cares ^_^

  • On your first try while juggling three plates and a baby, I'm sure.

  • wanna cookie, Dit S***!

  • Love the depth on this walkthrough, really is a treat to see someone explore this game more.

  • He's one of the few people that I immediately issue a automatic 5 star to since I know they'll be good, just like Frank Garret fans know Frank Garrett videos will be good.

  • man that sucks it should just let you go the next stage :( it's not fair, what was the people who made this game thinking?

  • This is one if the rare times I've actually heard you raise your voice in frustration. XD You outdid AVGN at this game.

  • Agreed.

  • Concured.

  • I like Aqualung's review better than the AVGN because the latter didn't even make it to the elevator sequence.

  • this game really sucks

  • Gh, I'm telling you, despite that I've NEVER even played this damn game, the music on the first screen (at the drawbridge) is forever burned into my brain. In a BAD way. X_X I'll never be able to get that music out of my head. It'll haunt me to my grave. It's like punishment for even WATCHING this game be played, much less PLAYING it.

  • A nice video. With a game that is my 2nd least favorite game.

  • your 1st?

    deadly towers?

  • Great job this game nearly made me go insane while attempting to do my run of it.