MySpace Ruins Lives!

[Keviekihns]

I like Funyuns!

[MrDarkbaron007]

@ausizzie10 Ya, 4 YEARS AGO

[MASTAB5]

What?!?!?

[ausizzie10]

What Mitt Romney dropped out?

[anthonypickles]

This is the best shit

[23tubester]

whats myspace?

[AustinLuthi]

Funyuns are fucking awesome

[dtigers30ftw]

Hey... I love funyuns.

[Noahor98]

MySpace is very old

[eatsleepsoccer001]

I had to ask my friend what MySpace is... This is what I get for being sheltered...

[MrAbomb234]

Yet you are an advocate for legalization of marijuana...

[ilikepie7616]

...I love this guy. He makes my day

[23tubester]

whats mySpace?

[AserHapi]

It's kinda funny to watch this knowing Romney is going at it again

[FourSlotToaster]

Why the fuck was Phil still on MySpace in 2008

[nikkkinakamitie]

Daim I've been watching these for way too longXD

[mrcoryvanderveen]

yup time for smoke...maybe two

[420zya]

I'm happy when i eat funyons..... :(

[thecurseofbloodthorn]

i like funyons D=

[canibus123321]

this made me wanna smoke another cigarrette

[jonasianbuddy]

My first deFranco show lol the funyuns get me everytime

[SnowCavern20]

Since myspace was burried by facebook can we make fun of facebook now instead?

[Pedofied]

XD oh myspace.......

[martelly55]

What the fuck is myspace?

[smileyblackpannther]

@martelly55 A place where lonely people complain about their lives while their 5,000 'freinds' agree and eqaully complain about something even less important lol social networking site.

[Cacowninja]

Myspace doesn't ruin lives people ruin lives after all people made Myspace and use it.

[TheLightningSaix]

my asshole is sore:|

[Chubbtonk]

DUNCAN ROCKS! xD

[sirbestnameever]

time has killed decillion of people

[shanetottenham]

his voice was different back then

[monster14311]

@turtletarian2 go fuck yourself

[jellyboy123]

i don't like facebook because its boring and everyone knows what i'm doing.

[istackwaffles]

@jellyboy123 Its for stalkers.

[turtletarian2]

how do they scale how tobbacco quote unqoute killed them? thats not reaqlly news its just propaganda

[plinorph]

No Facebook does

[4mineandonlymone]

I hate it when I can't go to sleep.

[mythmanjay]

Did you try leeches? (MySpace has been 'dead' that long, right?)

The tobacco industry is guilty of 'aiding/abetting mass-suicide,' but the victims take all the punishment; graceful of the pour souls, no?

[bhough24]

fuck you fuckin pussy

[airsoftgunmaster100]

@bhough24 Eat away the pain, fattie :D bitch

[ROBLOXChris]

@airsoftgunmaster100 haha win bro...win...good call.

[airsoftgunmaster100]

@ROBLOXChris lol thanks all credit goes to fall :D

[TheKalion]

ASKING ALEXANDRIA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!­!!!

[cybergirl44]

"SSSSSSS!!!" haha XD

[MrTheGuy110]

damn english teachers and their hatin

[quranresponse]

1400 years ago

Quran:

{Surah-62- Friday (jummah) -vs-1}

Whatever is in the heavens and whatever is in the earth declares the glory of Allah, the king, the holy, the mighty, the wise.

2-he it is who raised among the inhabitants of Mecca an apostle from among themselves, who recites to them his communications and purifies them, and teaches them the book and the wisdom, although they were before certainly in clear error,

[quranresponse]

3-and others from among them who have not yet joined them; and he is the mighty, wise.

4-that is Allah’s grace; he grants it to whom he pleases, and Allah is the lord of mighty grace.

5-the likeness of those who were charged with the taurat, then they did not observe it, is as the likeness of the ass bearing books, evil is the likeness of the people who reject the communications of allah; and allah does not guide the unjust people.

[quranresponse]

6-say: o you who are jaws, if you think that you are the favorites of Allah to the exclusion of their people, then invoke death if you are truthful.

7-and they will never invoke it because of what their hands have sent before; and Allah is cognizant of the unjust.

8-say: (as for) the death from which you flee, that will surely overtake you, then you shall be sent back to the knower of the unseen and the seen, and he will inform you of that which you did.

[aye1980]

thank you for your video

[OneLeggedChikin]

You are an inspiration. I want to be your friend.

o.o

-Chikin

[7248948moo]

Funyuns are gross !!! I think I spelled funyun wrong but o well

[Ebvardh]

@7248948moo It's really hard to misspell Funyuns. And you didn't, so be happy.

[dkbassbwoy91]

WHAT IS A Funyun?

[Ebvardh]

@dkbassbwoy91 Fried onion-flavored snacks made out of corn... Thing.

[ROBLOXChris]

Ohhh Dude! My dog died............are those funyins? HAHAHAHA xD

[kakashiwithoutmask]

My friend eats funyuns every other day for lunch...

I guess I better give him a hug tomorrow D:

[dmihelic1]

haha, you crack me up :)

[TheREALRandomOnes]

o-o Funyunz are awesome xP

[lyssaftw]

I favorited this just for the end XD

[Izache1313]

0:38 LMAO! love it!! =0))

[megaluigi55]

OMG ITS WORSE THAN TV AN ADD POPPED UP WHEN HE SAID "then i noticed..." ITS JUST LIKE TV!!!

[besayewich]

yeah i don't know what funyuns are but they don't sound fun.

[SugarFly420]

@besayewich actually yes. theyre really fun yuns. do you know what yuns are???? you should. yer gona eat them one day.

[Snyds911]

PHIL...have my babies?

[TigertailzBezerk]

lol

[jessbpowers]

haha i miss that outro song

[brokenassholestudios]

Comparing tobacco companies to the holocaust? You've lost my respect, buddy.

[mrfountainpenn]

@brokenassholestudios Agreed, respect has been lost.

[DaMagicalKat]

wtf is a funyun??????!!!!!

[Skabby89]

@DaMagicalKat a chip.... in america... look it up you have the power of the internet

[youpooper1234567890]

@DaMagicalKat an onion chip

[DaMagicalKat]

wtf is a funjun??????!!!!!

[MissMonsterMaker]

Dude, I love Funyuns. D:

[pharlik]

I'm happy when I eat funyuns :P I LOVE FUNYUNS.

[jave042]

whatta fag

[sugar833]

lol myspace, facebook was around for 4 years when this vid was made.

[kightchill]

Joe Camel HATES you. its got to be scary when a cartoon camel hates you...sympathies.

[AlexandraNagem]

jajajaja-- dude, you totally ruined Funyuns's reputation.

[Upritebass]

Always thought addiction to Facebook was rather odd. It can be fun and/or useful in moderation and not as a social addiction. People seem more miserable on net in general than in real life.

0:41 to 1:12 Bingo! LOL! . You convinced me man, I'm going out to play in the rain. I'm not fond of Funnyons and have no intention of wasting my life away with them nasty things. :-[

[Upritebass]

Dude, funny and/or odd delivery, but I agree w/you. lol! 

[06tjsr]

Fkin legend!! xD

[Fredmk071]

I HATE U.YOU MADE ASA QUIT IDIOT AND FOR THAT FOOLISHNISH BITCH ASS IDIOT.U RUIN LIFE

[0MissElizabeth0]

Actually Phil, it's not legal Mass Murder, 1:38 it's Mass Suicide because the idiots to it to themselves..

[Isakuma]

@0MissElizabeth0 If I told you to take some cyanide because it's bad for you, but not THAT BAD. It would be murder. Especially if it was 100% legal to sell to anyone above 18 and was all over the world in almost every store.

And since it kills you slowly, but surely, it doesn't seem to affect you much until it's too late.

[KitKat1771]

LOVE the ending

[jdefuria24]

i love funyuns amazing

[allwittynamestaken]

i call it natural selection =) If people want to kill themselves by smoking fine by me

[Harryshazard]

but there called fun yuns

my life must befucked up

[SuperInternets]

DEFRANCO NATION, check out my channel to see an interview with Phil at Vidcon!

[steelml28]

dude ur great

[SDACM]

your intro music is from rctv lol ice

party on phil

[AlexisandKaziya]

go to youtubedotcom/user/AlexisandKa­ziya

[armin3442]

i love funions

[Ayisiens]

Does Myspace ruins live or Does the people that misuse Myspace ruins live?

[TheAmetureGuitarHero]

and u no things r fucked up when ur eatin funions cuz no ones ever HAPPY when ur eatin funions---- easily made my day

[mikesturr]

no its gayspace

[Torrin16]

1:10 reminds me of Ryan Reynolds

[MrBonsoy]

Well the holocaust was actually bringing about cruelty and torture, when someone smokes a cigarette it is of their own accord, silly.

[joshylord]

The retarded Policeman gave u a ticket u bitch

[TheVdc1000]

Favorite this ^^

[vicnsteve]

you and spricket24 should hook up lol.u both talk fast and r hilarious

[iWearCapeIRL]

Sorry but you are wrong on the tobacco company part. They don't force anybody to smoke.

It's stupid people fault that the tobacco companies exist.

So fuck you.

[TheMike2426]

this guy is soooo gay for making these lame videos

[angeleyesexoh]

We've come so far....

[Pizzscn]

amen to the end :D

[seankelly001]

lol, wats a funnyon

[onegreenenvy]

@seankelly001 its a chip that's supposed to be like an onion ring..but not an onion ring...just a ring shaped chip..that supposedly tastes onion-y

that was hard.

[MrSillyBumps]

I was eating funyuns... Dick :D

[masternerfer]

Aw dude my dog just died, are those funones?

[Fendertastic]

I'm happy when I'm eating Fun-Yuns...

[Yanaaa17]

(could you talk al lil bit more slowly :O they are european viewers like me, who cant understand you beacause you are talking to fast :O )

like your vids SEXY PHIL xD

[surfergirl27]

myspace is lame.

[CMKify]

@surfergirl27 that's because you graduated to facebook, right? (rolls eyes) (yawn)

[Benzie1233]

lol :) thumbs up :P

[cause2ureffect]

Whats funyuns?

[dinfay]

@cause2ureffect only the most amazing chips ever!

[brandonlamarmusic]

lmao @ before you ever got an HD cam....videos use to look laaaame lmao.

[blackwiddow20]

You're really interesting :P In a non-dodgy way obviously. So..how long u been a Christian? How do you have your own show?

Michelle :)

[bluslurpy]

I hate you because you are not funny.

[reaputt]

wait a minute..... you can DIE FROM SMOKING!!

now how many people would see this and go yeah as if you didn't know

therefore it's your own dam fault if you die

there i said my piece now i'll just wait till i get the next angry reply :)

[ProjectMATHEW]

hey wats the name of the song at the start?

ive been looking for it everywhere

[brian555666]

Uhh, You look like the monkey in your youtube icon haha. For some reason you do. I like being lame! I like taking pictures too. And... I have stories behind my pictures.. Some are cool... haha. I hate funyuns also. Your very opinionated. I like that, I have video's also. First time seeing you're video's. Watch mine. haha. Nick And Brian Show.

[AVHER]

Selling smokes is not mass murder. people know it gives you cancer, they choose to keep doing it. I used to, I quit, it was hard but I did it for my future. With that logic, automobile companies are responsible for hundreds of billions of deaths. The Remington family is also responsible for the shooting deaths of billions of people as well.

[davorunner]

@AVHER sxephils satirical style obviously

isnt obvious enough for you. He says things like that as kind of a stark way of looking at it. of course he doesnt mean cigarette companies are murdering. even he knows murder is premeditated and therefore out of the question in that case.

[AVHER]

@davorunner You may be right, but many people on here may not know that, especially since he not once hinted at sarcasm. I know this episode is a year old, but I don't think his style has changed that much, therefore, he expresses his opinion. I can only conclude that he really meant what he said.

[davorunner]

true about many people may not know that.

i also must confess i havent been watching him for a year only a few months basically so i wouldnt detect any changes or whatnot. It's in his voice i think. but i could be wrong. if he ment it that way i think its absurd, if he meant it as i first described then i think thats fine. thanks for the reply

[pwner971121]

@AVHER i think the sarcasm was supposed to be implied

[gullwing556]

@AVHER except a LOT of people find out when its too late and have lot's of trouble trying to quit smoking. so what if you were able to quit. not everyone can fight the physiological affects smoking has on the brain. its almost like a trap. so in that sense it's a form of mass murder. the numbers are ridiculous. however i think comparing it to the holocaust is out of line because hitler was a god damn psycho on a power trip

[SukiOmoshiromi]

I like funyuns :'(

YOURE SO CRUEL!

*eats more funyuns*

[rjcrimzon]

since i always wait 2 years to comment just want to say good video :) haha and if you wait this long to comment it will stay up for longer than 15 mins lol. wow when this video went up i had only been watching phil for like a month or two. good times back then. still good times. maybe 4 days a week comes back :)

[MrTwins95]

plzz subscribe to me

[zeMusicluver]

funyuns...lolwut?

[Drew81Girl]

I like phil :)

[pharlik]

i'm happy when i'm eating funyuns D:

[check34r]

Hey, i havn't watched any of your videos in about a month but i got bored today ,lol. You look slimmer than i remember

[BlueGuitarsMedia2]

Wannabe fluffee

[bartalveyhe]

just want to tell you that fluffee join youtube on October 15, 2007 and sxephil September 15, 2006

[texasmilf254]

hahaha phil...whenever i am having a crappy day all i have to do is watch your videos and it makes me laugh you're such a goof ball and sooo blunt i <3 it keep doing what you're doing and anyone who is successful has haters :) soo keep showing your haters love !!!

[nojam4u]

@texasmilf254 Lol I read your comment and I think `wow, such a nice person... :D` and then I see your name. ( TexasMilf ) LOL

[texasmilf254]

@nojam4u sooo I am confused I am not a nice person becuase of my name?? or it is just funny??

[nojam4u]

@texasmilf254 Nooo you're a nice person and then I saw your name and I just lol'ed hardcore.

[egyptianstylez]

Who ARE you?? and how are you getting all these youtube views? i swear...

[jmw1500]

@egyptianstylez

well he's obviously not egyptian

[kangarod]

people are idiots. Its that simple. Look - we watched it.

[MrEmilJoergensen]

haha i love the end 3 seconds, just attacking the camera while saying 'shissihsihs'. you're show is great dude

[emochicken17]

ur amazing

[Shr00mscross]

you should accept my Myspace request phil =(

[gsxr723]

@popgoestheunicorn he aint fooling nobody.

[blinkfan4ever]

I love Funyons >:l

I eat them when im partying! mo' fo'

Haha

[ErrrrrrRia]

I really liked this video, cause he seemed kinda pissed off in it and i dunno if its possible but i mean in a good way. Like at the ending. Mm i love phil. :]

[ionlegacy]

supposebly!!! come on, who hasnt said that word at least once? lol

[At0mic1Hamburgurz]

u can have fun with funyons.......

[ztrelliitah]

Lmfao (:

[stonnava]

'how made legal mass murder profitable' LOL

[ImJustThatGirlx]

YOU CAN HAVE FUN WITH YOUR FUNYONS

[crazylunadatuna]

i wanna eat away mah pain D:

[anthonygeo3]

.... i randomly clicked this episode and it was on my birthday :)

[FridayNightCranksRox]

Haha

[stewart762]

What's a funion...?

A fun onion?

Like, an onion with legs and stuff that just randomly jumps out and cheers you up when your dog dies..?

[t260y]

lol, funions (spelling? Who knows?) are basically rippd off onion ring

[jts051686]

It's artificial crunchy onion flavored rings in a green and yellow bag. Get out more.

[stewart762]

I get out quite often. Just not to the States...

[piercedsquid]

That's ok, we'll forgive you for that. =))

[btoynbee]

@stewart762 Must be an American thing

[dudesta69]

with the tobacco could kill 1 billion people, they just count the deaths of people who smoke it, it doesnt matter how they die but if they smoked tabacco they count it

[hidemysocks]

damn how old are you.. i keep trying to guess but as soon as i think i got it you throw out some joke or smart phrase to make me rethink it D:

[tonyescuso]

MERRY CHRISTIMAS

[jordangirlhearts]

funions are awesome Phil!!! Shame on you for deeming them as the fat man's weakness when sad!! lol

[theskater1234]

20100 is quite far away you know...

[nkennedy09]

90 years? That's like one lifetime.