The Song of the Count - Lemon Demon Version

[Theflipside182]

That was counting awesome!



[simpgoo73]

Thanks for a good laugh.

[ConceptXDesign]

I lol'd pretty hard! Good job!

[smalltowngamers]

Could they have gotten a more awkward cobweb sound effect? I think not...

[dragrunarm]

Do i hear a k at the end of the beep?

[Only1HighlighterLeft]

WORST evil laugh EVER.

[chicoooo123]

Lol "when i'm alone i f myself "

[bloxxman978]

i really love to FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK

[guitarwrestling]

when im alone i fuck myself

[Crooks8280]

Lol Fucking spiders dam count

[MrTouztouz]

i liked wen he started singing about f***ing the candles on the table

[SugaredBacon117]

This awesome. They like wrote the song prefectly just in case someone wanted to censor things out! Lol

[sworda63]

Omg that's ****ing hilarious!!!!!!!!!

[TheVortex3]

a bit disturbing but "I FUCK SLOWLY GETTING FASTER...I COULD FUCK 4EVER UNTIL I DROP" LOL

[Eriatha]

@TheVortex3 Where does he say fuck? I do not hear him say that even once.

[TheVortex3]

@Eriatha do i know u oh and get a hearing aid!

[CreepyIndian91]

@Eriatha The bleap suggests the word 'fuck' genius

[Eriatha]

@CreepyIndian91 Well done! However, my point stands. Tell me, at what point, anywhere in this song, he says fuck?

[CreepyIndian91]

@Eriatha Never said he did, but the bleap suggests it. He doesnt actually SAY it but its suggested that way

[BluKrush4]

LMMFAO! Amazing what a beep can do to a song!

[250divbiv]

lmao, i luv to f** the candles, i luv to f** the cob webs

omfg my friends told me about this video nd i was looking 4 dis like craazy... soo hilarious!

i admit, count dracula is waaaaaaaaaaaaaayy better than edward cullen :P

[cyrax338]

A A A A A A A A A

[violincello8463]

WHAT THE PETALS DOES THIS HAVE TO DO WITH COUNTING

[abigCLAN]

@violincello8463 I dont even know what to say to this... Stupidity rates are going up I can see.

[PoyPoPoy]

story of my life

[34lyss]

Hahaha its so wrong xD Hahaha

[betress1]

@34lyss LMAO this is the best video evvverr!! :DD

[TheDRUMMERPWN]

That was freaking funny LOL!

[violincello8463]

what why would they put this on sesame street i mean really little kids can start swearing like buttercup did

[violincello8463]

huh im so lost with this video?

[murphtasticK]

Vampires need some lovin as well

[ArtIsAPassion24]

wow.... just....wow

[Sphynxinator]

This is so funny. :D :D :D

[LordOfFailure]

AND WHEN ALONE I FUCK MYSELF SO HARD YEA!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[finalfantasy1893]

the first time i watched this i was rolling on the floor laghing so hard my stomach hurt. now when i watch it. i still laugh a lot...but at least i'm not rolling on the floor as well. lol XD

[Epic2oooDude]

1:23 FOREVER ALONE.

[HunterRavenwood]

why is it that the song in the background sounds so damn familiar, but i can't pin it. anyone got any ideas as to what it is?

[Zimx02]

@HunterRavenwood I think all polka sounds similar

[AvatarYoda]

"I f**k the candles on the shelf"

Sesame Street: teaching your children self-sodomy for forty years.

[kurtsie527]

FASTER FASTER IT IS SO EXCITING ;)

[finalfantasy1893]

@kurtsie527 true it is...lol XD hahaha.

[TheInvalidman]

Forever counting alone

[cash9442]

That is the original "nympho" song :D

[StephanieAnn1996]

And when I'm alone i $%&^ myself XD lmfao!! I died from lauging so hard

[DDustin23]

Hold 9 lmao

[MaggotBrainBand]

press 1

[l34512]

Slowly, slowly, slowly getting faster... I laughed like freaking crazy

[MinnaSensei]

Mommy, I'm scared D:

[ActivePredator]

Yeah...I'd €*%#&$ until I drop if I were him too!!!

[sexyandiknowitlmfao]

i f*** myself!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1 ewwie

[SFXBOXRANGER]

I hurt my lung laughing so hard from watching this! My uvula feels scratchy now.

OMFGLMFAO!!!!!

[Courantha]

Man I remember seeing this original song on TV when I was little so this just made me ROFL literally the first time I saw it. And yeah the "when I'm alone" line really makes you wonder... lol

[xoxosarah18]

LMAO!!!!

[marleyfan1234567891]

von, two, three, four, heyeyeyeh heyeyeyeh!

lol

[Xrobx6000X]

Fucking champion!!!

[TheSnivilous]

When I'm alone I f*ck myself....

[Craf7y]

I love the way the first bleep sounds. It's like meant to be percepted like F*bleeeeeeeep*CK. That's what makes this version so awesome. Am I rite?

[oliveam11]

fuck lol that is so funny

[ALTimore]

Song of the C**t.

Oops missed a letter.

[robaszeq666]

omg ^_^ this is so funny :D

[blahtasm]

It just works so well!

[samuraisokolata]

This is awesomazing.

[nektam2]

1:16 - he got sprung.

[omegathunderstorm]

Heh

"when I'm alone, I $&@) myself, oh yeah."

[ShogunWarrior13]

I too *BLEEP* all day long....

[branfili]

roflolmao

[insanemedic]

I totaly spit coffee all over my laptop, when he started singing about "F*****g" the spiders on the wall.

[jz030405]

faster faster slowly getting faster when i start a ****ing its really hard to stop eh ..... ROFL!

[TheJaymiiLee]

I COUNT the candle's on the shelves....-.-

I was just like... uhmmm okay

[Tigerchild26]

I CANNOT watch this without rolfing xD

[OMGTHG]

thumbs up if you wanna be the spiders ;)

[electricDiamond1]

The more you laugh at this the more you know about yourself....

[zjosephz1834]

this is fking hilarious

[FadizzleWizzler]

haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa­aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

[Loof42]

240p, we meet again.

[acuraman91]

@Loof42 LoL! I think I read one of your other posts about 240p lol Thumbs up for you

[MegaChucky96]

poor spiders

[khfreak2201]

this is what goes through a teenage boy's mind. all day.

[ilyfish]

oh i get it, they substituted the word fuck for count..

[R5dontmess]

WHEN THEY MADE THIS THEY WERE ASKING FOR IT!!!!! NOTHING CAN BEAT THIS!!!!!!!!!

[TheKamillaShow]

this is genius

[Tannz0rz]

I thought that there was a non-censored version; I swear that I heard it a few years ago.

[eeferboy82]

@Tannz0rz The censored version *is* the uncensored version. The original is just him saying "count" during each bleep. They just bleep over the word count to make it sound dirty.

[Tannz0rz]

@eeferboy82 Well, no, I mean where he actually says the word "fuck". I guess I was just replacing the bleeps with the word in my head while I was listening to it those few years ago.

[phl6716]

The Count's a better vampire than Edward Cullen!

[deathpryer]

@phl6716 The Count is a puppet...

[TheJrc1999]

lol its really funny

[cristianalardin]

the count the orginal charlie sheen

[SophieStudios999]

XD

[FillJaquelx]

Lol

[WardenOfDoom]

I'm sure Count the Count would LOOOOOVE to (beeeeeeeep) the 245 people who disliked this video.

[InsanMexa]

245 people are probably parents with no sense of humor!

[tehredbullgivsuwings]

seriously how can people dislike this........trolls

[Nayer13]

@tehredbullgivsuwings ikr I luv this! Its hilarious

[luciousdeed]

hahahah im crying!! this is hillarious, im trying to show my kids what we used to watch when we were kids! hahaha

[mikeytoon555]

They probably made it like this so people can do this :D

[mikeytoon555]

My favorite part is when he goes "when im alone i **** myself!" lmao 2 preverted for sesame street !

[GirRules4456]

My god...I swear this song was invented for us to f*** up.

....lots of people f**k themselves when they're all alone.....

[NEONBLACK313]

245 people count themselves and nothing else

[nerd135246]

Thats tiger woods in that costume

[Nightblade7000]

245 People are Spiders getting "Counted!"

[MegaFunniman]

change it to "this is the song of the c**nt, because I really love to f***"

[electricDiamond1]

I swear Seasame Street wanted this to happen

[rytheguy99]

lol

[rytheguy99]

lol



[MetroStation8787]

This song is totally epic.

[killemall22]

best @#$8 ever~!

[BlackMetal401]

@KiranaForever i feel like your comment should be the highest in rating

[GeasSGurL]

I feel sorry for the spiders.

[essatoffen]

what is he supposed to say?? i can't think of anything suitable for sesame street!

[BlackMetal401]

@essatoffen he is supposed to say count. he is the COUNT

[TheOliviaJuice]

Count me in!

[TehKrakerzGuy]

I'm making a porno where two girls count with two guys watching and then the dudes join in and they all count together.

[edelweissjess]

BAHAHAHAHAHAHA

[mouryufox91]

There's no demon voice in here

[MusicMakesItBetter21]

This is lofe

[Stalkinurmom25]

243 people are the spiders on the wall



[patman9735]

HOLY SHIT THATS FUCKEN FUNNY

[tinie15]

This is amazing! It just made my night! :o)

[EvilRuski]

More like song of the cunt ..

[dethklok107]

@EvilRuski

makes no sense

[VideoWolf69]

this song was hilarious!

[Thrawn369]

When I'm alone I COUNT myself....oh yeah

[hiccuplover12]

My childhood is forever ruined!!!! But I loved every second of it.

[gagiegirlrocker]

correction, 242 people can go COUNT themselves and when I feel depressed I watch this every time

[gagiegirlrocker]

correction, 242 people can go COUNT themselves

[jeller999]

what i do in my bed? i count XD

[allstarscope]

when im alone i beeep myself :D

[XxGinaPaganixX]

No way :/

[kdavenport333]

He is actually saying count idiot it is a childrens tv show encouraging education

[mrpwase]

Yeah but Neil Cicierega is a douche. :)

[MegaFisherman94]

Holy shit!!!!! Best song ever!!

[Rabidbluejay1]

Wow it's like the actual word being bleeped is "fucking" xD the song describes sex perfectly xD lmfao

[nektam2]

@Rabidbluejay1 thanks for explaining the obvious?

[zerandomness]

That is EXACTLY how this kid in my class laughs! It's so freaking funny!

[rockonaj]

since when was the count russian?

[TheMagicalSalmon]

@rockonaj That's actually a pretty good Romanian accent approximation. (Am Romanian)

[rockonaj]

@TheMagicalSalmon :S sorry..... apparently I can't tell the difference.... lol

[TherealRNO]

@TheMagicalSalmon: Well The Count IS the Muppet equivalent to Bela Lugosli (the first film Dracula, who really WAS Transylvania in origin [actually from Hungry but on the Romanian border enough to be considered either Hungarian or Romanian]).

[ScreamToSeizeTheDay]

HAHAHA One, Two, Three, Four, HEY YEH YEH YEH HEY YEH YEH YEH XDXDXDXD All while doing this mental dance xD hilarious!

[Rsqueen223]

fuckking brILLLIANTTTT



[DearMaria1988]

love it :)

[Maxisme100]

He gets so exited. LOL

[Claudiig88]

Hahahahahahaha! ;D One, two, three, four... It is so exciting! xD

[Claudiig88]

Hahahahahahaha! ;D

[sushisroxmysox]

What do you mean the song was made by lemon demon? -_- as in he wrote the lyrics? composed it? or did he just do the edits??? if you're gonna give credit, do it counting properly

[sackwack0819]

it wouldnt be so funny but i find it hilarious because all he had to do is bleep out the word count. its funnt how dirty a childrens song can be

[Eshbaal]

This has NO right to be anywhere near as funny as it is. Fantastic.

[dhollingsworth117]

Those poor spiders...... :(

[allyisaninja000]

sometimes i sit and BEEP!!!! all day :)

[AllenK17]

that was counting awesome

[budap001]

lol

[piggieluver97]

When im alone I *@!# myself! lmao

[me168716]

When sesame street producers made this song I bet they didn't realize how someone with a dirty mind could twist it and make it awesomely hilarious.

xD

[Sharmilka]

count me too!

[BohemianBlasphemy]

241 persons are counting idiots.

[misterbombastic227]

damn lmfao... i miss this show haha

[ThePieinator1]

OMFG HE ****S BUBBLES TO! WTF XDDDDDDDD

[SailorSexyDork]

and when Im alone I #%%# myself hahahahahah

[dumbum4506]

We must be twins.

[TheStalkingStalker]

**** untill I drop Hehe....

[xxSwanSongsxx]

@1:16 I'm pretty sure the cobwebs just popped a boner.

[IRISHxNINJA34]

@dollywhite101 y do u want to know?

[IRISHxNINJA34]

241people are women

[xXMSSniperXx]

241 people dont have dicks

[MadMadix3]

oh those childhood songs with all their hidden meanings.

[br3nn4girl13]

i bet the count could ******* the 241 nit wits who dislike this

[SibilantTongue]

240 people need to get a sense of humor!

[MuonRay]

They could get away with anything back in the 70's.

[ohahmenuts]

10,737 like to f*** themselves when their alone

[ShadowSoldior]

240 People got ***** very slowly by The Count.

[jgrossma]

Funny, though it seems the "bleeps" have added terminal "ks" to imply a certain four letter word that isn't really there.

[alex91361]

@jgrossma I always thought that too, but the bleep at the end (when he isn't singing) clearly doesn't have a terminal "ck" sound. Of course, he could have used a different bleep just for the end, but I still am not convinced on either side.

[MuonRay]

The Count finally comes "out of the coffin" about his sexuality:

Arachnosexual,

Textusexual,

Candelasexual,

Introsexual.