Stephen Fry Watches Rare Bird Hump Zoologist

[cooljunkproductions]

then the bird was like "call me"

[Thingamajigs]

"You're being shagged by a rare parrot" - i'm sure he felt privileged.

[Thingamajigs]

HAAAAAHAHAHA

[paranoidwzy]

You are beeing shaged by a rare parrot!

[esam1985]

I guess that the shirt color attracted the bird to mate

[cheesypoohalo]

At least he took it like a man.

[cryptidprof]

did the bird get to finish?

[sharkcatalin1994]

Watch out for parrot STDs !!!

[kusinchi]

No wonder the parrot is rare, he is unable to recognise his own species!

[ZblueboltZ]

@kusinchi You sir are a genius.

[MrJulz26]

it was love at first sight, lol, the bird just loves photographers, cant resist them.

[davehowellman]

I love it how the guy's in agony and he's got Fry mocking him at the same time - LMAO

[S3v3n13tt3r5]

reminds me of james may from top gear

[izie15100]

I like how they let the parrot hump him for a good two minutes before taking him off xD

[Xsuprio]

Well, at least it wasn't a rare rhino.

[GameReview111]

lololololololoololoolloollol

[LordAssortedBits]

I'm so going to make an avatar from some frames inbetween 1:14 to 1:17.

[BambooStickzify]

Got raped!

[frostyh81]

"an active role" . . . he was kindof just sitting there, not doing much haha.

[KrazyChick17]

wow... that dude was literally mind fucked!

[thisisntmarie]

"you are being shagged by a rare parrot!!"

[thisisntmarie]

LMAO!!!!!

[thanatosNunquam]

:>D

[Arceusthedeivengod]

X'D OMP!!! ROFL!!! THIS IS PRICELESSS!!! X'D 'Look he's so happy' :D

[kristian1115]

Happiness is all over it's face!

[emmacaton93]

Victorian Gentleman my ass!

[ganzt666]

no wonder they're rare, humping the wrong species

[gandj19]

Just noticed stephen fry is the voice of the hitchhikers guide to the galaxy?

[MrRoflmaoman]

He's like :DDD

[surzen]

Hilarious! The man is literally getting head!

[MsUkdance]

@surzen Trust you:-D))))

[MsUkdance]

The face at 118 :-D)))))

[TheBrianrocks]

Like this if you play small worlds and u kno about this amazing bird

[Jasminmh32]

That bird's face is hilarious!

[TheC310]

In his mouth in his mouth!

[bigsbyfreak]

Apparently this parrot is far from been dead! ;-)

[tamihegwood]

just saw this on graham norton,, love it! shits funny

[nikanj]

Maybe they're rare because the males have forgotten what females are supposed to look like.

[kevrednz]

Good Ole' New Zealand.. hahah..

[LovePenguino]

Its adorable!! I want one >___<

[Ranesmeevamp]

@LovePenguino There are only 131 left in the world ;( It is so adorable...

[92pinko]

@LovePenguino Play smallworlds, you can own one!

[LovePenguino]

@92pinko Yeah i know! I play it all the time!! And i have one on there :D

[92pinko]

@LovePenguino Sammee I love hoppin.

[DanMcCaffrey]

5 people searched for "Hump" and found Wit instead.

[svampyr]

That parrot just made you his bitch on national televison!

[rohand83]

thats an amazing bird :O

[phebesalvatore]

awwwwwww!!! choo cute!

[Serinity52]

I couldn't stop laughing. xD

[urbanvic]

Look, he's so happy!

[BirdsNation]

A "RARE parrot" explains the problem in his own language.

[VRMorrigon]

God I love Stephen Fry haha. "Look he's so happy!"

[DjEazyB]

Wow, polly was going for Gold, lol.

[JohnGreene444]

hawt. lolwut

[PhysicalsimForever]

fuck that's funny.......

[PhysicalsimForever]

they are the result of ancestral parrots filling a vacant niche with no predators and lots of ground food - so wings were no longer necessary. This is a problem because it makes it hard for them to escape from introduced predators.

[bellabop88]

No wonder he's horny...not many females around anymore.

[bellabop88]

Such a cute parrot :D It seemed very..*ehem* unafraid of humans.

[CheQ33]

DID YOU SEE THE LOOK ON THAT PARROTS FACE?!

[suns61]

i want to be shagged by a birddddddddddddd

[Hellstenen]

lol it climbs up on his lap afterwards

silly bird

[kashathegreat]

5 People didn't get any from the kakapo.

[FoamFreakFlyer]

He took one for the team.

[barbroxursox]

hahahahaha

"...taking an active part in the breeding of a whole new generation... a whole new species, homokakapos" LOL!

[WeIsAmazinglyAwesome]

friends... aren't they the best?

[naif25sa]

that horny ass bird need to get laid

[khazardslover]

@naif25sa yea, IF he could only find a female (they are RARE species haha) :D

[Korilian13]

Hahaha! "Evolution hasn't entirely rendered him useless."

[gallohad]

"He's really going for it" HAHA brilliant

[killerE92]

I think the term "mind fucked" fits in perfectly here.

[angelicgirl01]

is it wrong that this video gave me a boner...

[TheNatureVideos]

@angelicgirl01 "angelicgirl01"

[lalocuradelobo]

I understand This man's pain.... I've been humped in the head by many creatures including a dog, a cat and a monkey... I'm just that lucky... and this is not a joke, it really happened..

[JerrysaurusRex2500]

That parrot's face is priceless.

[EvolutionQY7]

freaky :D

[TheAndjoo]

lol its so freindly!

[rossSeventyFive]

@TheAndjoo probably why its rare. OH A TIGER, HUMP IT

[propertyofranger]

I nearly wet myself I was laughing so hard watching that - dear GOD!! Brilliant! Just brilliant >.<

[potatoheadsgalvinize]

its got no preditors it lives in madigarscar. its going exsitnect because it is pulled of befor its done.

[satyrisci]

@potatoheadsgalvinize It's from NZ .. I live here. I've seen them in the wild.

[kangaroojoe]

If thats how the dumb bird defends itself against predators... no wonder its going extinct!

[g0rth0r]

I man I'd love to be shagged by a rare parrot too.

[evenros]

Is it jusst me or is that bird going "mate, mate" at 1:11?

[runec666]

@evenros It's just you.

[iNathful]

@panthercap

It was pretty well but....

Random tiger blood

[Greggg57]

Some of these naturalists are soooo retarded and ghey I feel ashamed to be a member of the same sex that they are. Here is some retard bird, jizziming all over your neck and you are saying...."cool"..."amazing"..­."beautiful"...what a RETARD!! I hope some of the jizzim got all into his camera gear and 'jinked' things up for a while.

[rameshl]

@Greggg57 Its called being human and understanding the poor bird, you fucking moron.

[libbyshutupturd]

@Greggg57 Where are you getting the quotes from? Your ass? They actually made a joke of it, starting with "He's getting a bit frisky," (that's how you quote someone properly). And you say YOU'RE ashamed...

[overseastom]

@Greggg57 Hold on - you wish you were a member of the opposite sex because the guy in the video didn't kill a bird for doing something hilarious? Interesting reason for a sex change. Good luck with that greggg57 :)

[skeletonkeys555]

Ah hahahahahahahahahahhahahahahah­a. Avian rough trade.

[dude8233]

Oh boy...the bird found his mating partner!!! lol

[1990PatMorrison]

4 people got shagged by Sirocco XD

[Cheyannsmom]

OMGOSH ! This was so flippin funny!!! I thought I peed myself!!! too funny!!!!

[lutino1]

lol Best Bird Sites kind of thing lol

[panthercap]

This behaviour is an offence under s.69 (yes, sixty nine) of the Sexual Offences Act 2003: having sexual intercourse with an animal.

I might also point out that any person possessing such an item as this appalling film would be guilty of an offence under s. 63 Criminal Justice and Immigration Act 2008, namely the possession of extreme pornography. The latter term is defined as an image that portrays a person performing an act of intercourse with an animal (whether dead or alive).

Be warned!

[CynicalSeraphim]

@panthercap he did not perform a sexual act with an animal, the animal mounted him. By your logic, anyone who ever had a dog hump their leg would be guilty of bestiality.

[panthercap]

@CynicalSeraphim I believe that the law does not excuse the passive partner in such cases. If an adult has sex with a child, no matter how enthusiastic the child may be, it is the adult that bears criminal responsibility. Maybe to be guilty of an offence there must be an act of penetration - so that might exonerate those who allow themselves to be humped by a dog. Certainly if the parrot had b------d him, it would be he that was guilty not the misguided bird.

[chrisjstone1975]

@panthercap Your an idiot.

[panthercap]

@chrisjstone1975 Gee thanks! If you are going to insult a total stranger - perhaps because you have no sense of humour - you could at least learn to spell. "You are", not "your..." Doh!!!!!!

[chrisjstone1975]

@panthercap Touche. If your first comment was to be humorous I apologize. I just didn't catch the sarcasm.

[panthercap]

@chrisjstone1975 I would have hoped that it was clear that I was intending to be humorous (reference to s.69, etc.). I wouldn't normally be trawling youtube looking for an opportunity to give legal warnings to strangers. Anyway you are forgiven - I've been called worse, to my face.

[Dasten]

@panthercap It was not humorous.

[SeanTheOriginal]

@panthercap You're just a sad individual, aren't you? You think your wrong opinion actually matters. That's just cute and terrible sad at the same time. And what's even cuter if you think you're right. Poor thing, you are.

[InquilineKea]

Parrot needs to shag the 4 people who disliked this.

[13RevengeIsSweet]

LMFAO !! wow thats a really great video! That was really one of the funniest things iv ever seen a bird do! XD

[sheepsfoot2]

with new zealanders reputation with sheep .i imagine the bird was just trying to get in first....

[TheSteelStallion]

Polly wanna fucker.

[seanys]

Clearly the green skivvy was a mistake.

/nods

[volumptusvixn]

hahaha!

[KurtMcGowan]

very helpful stephen

[fivthbeatle]

"You are being shagged by a rare parrot!" Bahaha!

[senjuclan1]

Wow he just got fucked in the ears by a bird

[SpookFoxx]

Proof that we can save the species, all we need is that guys head.

[NintendoArielle]

Elmo lookalike at 1:30.

[doylesmash]

im pretty sure that guy is siroccos bitch now....humping shows dominance right? lol

[hippyfriend]

This should be on one of those 1000 things to do before you die:

42) Swim with dolphins

43) Be shagged by rare parrot

...

[Singsonggirl]

@hippyfriend look for "bad dolphin" on youtube, there you can see the combination of the two, a girl getting touched inappropriately by a dolphin.

ahhh, I shouldn't laugh so hard, because this guy really seems to be in pain, but this is just hilarious!

[hippyfriend]

@Singsonggirl You're a sick girl! That video was funny though.

[zynthesis]

This is so funny. Great footage lol.

[YaYoAr]

anyone around this bird should carry a pepper spray with them

[asmit165]

I am staying on Maud Island where sirocco is kept, and when we were feeding him apple last night he tried to do this to me :( I just outran him though he is bloody fast

[flippingpages]

"look he looks so happy..."

[DarthKrattus]

It's not the bird's fault. That guy was totally asking for it, just begging to be humped.

[Pouritup]

"How about I slap your shit"

[Aurelius787]

"You are being shagged by a rare parrot."

[morniexutulie]

"When you've had the chick I want you to call it Stephen."

AHAHAHA!! XD

[Nevigo]

ROFLMAO!

[MrEhrfurchtig]

LMAO my budgie used to do that to peoples hands and feet

[Wcburg1]

now this is a real vintage porno

[kireland786]

"Oh, Look! He's so happy!"

[hokurakensei]

ok...since when do birds hump? guess i dont know much..thought they laid eggs...

[Daxyl]

@hokurakensei

Um... Yes they do but the egg needs to be fertilized while it's still in the womb. Birds are not fish.

[tacohero]

@hokurakensei How do you think the eggs get fertile? A female doesn't just lay eggs and they hatch.

[Holly1389]

LOL!!!!!!!!!!!!

[iig0tem]

haha!! this bird is hilarious. This is an amazing sight of humans and animals connecting naturally...

[Mewmelodychan]

GO ON SON. GO FOR IT

[scandowegianpean]

"Look, he's so happy!" :D

[ohhaiichar]

@scandowegianpean I pissed myself when he said that. :')

[scandowegianpean]

@ohhaiichar same here :)))) I really heart Stephen!

[lucianos1990]

maybe this is why their almost extinct? because they dont mate with eachother but with zoologist?

[nuclearthreat545]

its funnier becuase its a rare bird

[hmakanoeich]

lol, performed very gracefully...

[loguty]

wuajajajajaa

[brandonjubbjubb1]

1:30 HAHA

[ayrahcavaruas]

How can you not thumb this up?

[ougoah]

wow this is the bird Douglas Adams talked about in his lecture

[garouHH]

@ougoah And Sirocco didn't even play Dark Side of the Moon for him, that cheap bastard.

[vigwig]

HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA OMG

I own a parrot and this almost killed me from laughing so hard!!!

[koolwalla]

"youve been shagged by a rare parrot" WAHAHAHAHA

[joshinatorx00]

Birds just wanna have fun... :3

[sirsideways]

LOLOLOLOLOL

[ToyBlueTube]

I guess the bird just wanted

*puts on sunglasses*

head.

yyyyeeeeeeeeeeeeeeaaaaaaaaaaaa­aaaaa!

[Bennyliz]

LOLOLOLOLOL

[BillG1224]

yet another reason why the bird is endangered comes to light.

[Ehsona]

I have a very, very, small number of bookmarks in the "AWESOME" category and you can guess this one makes the grade. Best part was all the "OW OW OW's" coming from the poor man.

[darkmonkey555]

"Hi, Honey, how was work today?" "Ah nothing, just the usual. Got raped by a parrot."

[fshfacegurl]

Yikes, those are quite some "love marks" birdy left! lol

[SuburbanMisfits]

thats what he gets for wearing a green shirt. the poor rare bird probably has never seen a female. how would he know the difference? :P

[SoulfulMiMi]

"Look, he's so happy." *Camera shows the bird's happy face*

Phew, I can breathe again. I laughed so loud. xD

[Stardrinkerx]

Ah Douglas Adams would have f**king loved that, if he was alive today to do this TV series based off the articles he put together with Carwadine.

[emailmemrstara]

LOL!! 

[olppa1]

No flowers or anything.. up he goes and starts humping. SO TYPICAL!

[princepersia1]

RAPE!!! HAHAHA he should've cummed in his mouth.

[Shezzy316]

"You are being shagged... by a rare parrot"

[BeataBlackwing]

Birdy Skull fuckkkk~

[PvtFCRodent]

Ouch Chawlie! That really hut!

[RawkRaw]

parrots do it rough