Twilight: The Musical - Part 1 (parody)

[Malena1m]

Still better than the books.

[Sakuri90]

Booo!

[speakmeow13]

There's nothing that can make this better quality. Not even HD.

AVPM had real actors with talent, an audience, good music, and a good story behind it.

Fucking twitards.

[alaia01]

Masterpiece by Stephenie Meyer? Bull to the shit.

[longy0151]

I'm pretty sure this is a copy of AVPM...But AVPM is better!

[Blackopsglitchestut7]

He's look like a boy?

[leopardstar5556]

People, I hope you realize that this is a parody. The singing doesn't have to be amazing, so stop crying about it.

[gomee23]

My thoughts:

Ooh, pretty music. Bet it's gonna be the best part...

Really? You're going to bring the molester to your house?

Ooh, who wants to make a bet that Lonnie's gonna be James?

Who was right? More pretty music!!!!

...That wig's not brown

*in cactus voice* Whayle, that's quite a pruhdicament you got ursaylf into... Darn. Being showarred with attenshun?? Tra-jeec... BITCH!!!! Think what I have to go through. I'm a fucking cac-TI! So quit yo' damn bitchin' and woe is me crap aynd DIE!!!

[Krachela]

that singing is just... bad

[DevilReadsVogue]

Nothing will ever beat AVPM(:

[RidingWithBigBrown]

um I like can't here the words they're saying?

[bloodlightningXD]

Honestly... you couldn't get a girl with brown hair, so you got a wig instead?

[TheEvanescent1994]

It's almost as bad as the film.

[shaqman145]

You know... there's actually going to be a Twilight musical... reading begin Jan. 16th in NYC.

[leopardstar5556]

@shaqman145 ....*gags and dies*

[shelbahsmiless]

To save time for everyone who's only watching this for Lauren, she's not in this one. She's in the play by BellaandtheCullens.

[11dogsrule11]

@shelbahsmiless thanks :)

[PianoChick25]

This is just HORRIBLE. A VERY POTTER MUSICAL ALL THE WAYYYY!!!!!!!!!

[theatregirlforever45]

I got a car...It's really cheap so I thought of you.

BAHAHAHA

[leli1217]

There's something missing though. Where's my Lauren? :'(

[RhiStarKid]

hahahahahahahaha oh wow... this is a big joke right? they need some good actors that can sing XD comparing this to starkid is like comparing dirt to redvines, but only starkid fans would get that reference, not the twihards XD

[SunnyAnimeGirl]

come on, stop comparing it to starkid. i think its really cool

[Headstronggrl101]

Is this a joke? Starkid is so much better.

[MsVolleyballkid]

to bad charlies badge says rhode island :P

[starkidfan1313]

is it just me or is it really shaky

[lucythemonster]

Starkid could have done this a lot better...

They can act for a start.....

[lovetheflute]

THATS ABSURD!

[ohdangitzlaura]

This was painful to watch...

[MuppetGalSwedishChef]

I love how all the Tilight fans are like cool or YAY and everyone, starkid fans are like WTF

[jprunion2010]

I often like parodies, whether they're making fun of something I love or something I hate..but this is retarded. I couldn't watch past 3 minutes when they started singing about..molestation?

[gibbsisawesome]

Cough . . . She can't come back.

[WhWaChIsSoCoLi]

'based on a masterpiece by stephenie meyer'

lol good one

[ThoseMeddlingKidsAMC]

When does Lauren come in? Cause I don't really want to watch the rest...Lauren is the only reason I'm watching XD

[thanksherman]

@ThoseMeddlingKidsAMC Same here.

[lucythemonster]

@thanksherman i think she's only in the stage version

[veryboredpug]

That pedophile was cute.

[madeleinegregory7]

that was painful. who wrote such an awful play? you know what, i dont care YOURE GONNA DIE SCHLONGBOTTOM!

[ShadowxFangirl]

I'm 5 minutes in, and all I can think is "I'd be a fan of this book if it was like this!! This is creative, and funny. Instead of scrapping-my-forehead-with-a-c­heesegrader-bad." I love this, and I hate Twilight.

[Abagfullofwhat]

Puts his daughter in the backseat with the pedophile. Good parenting.

Someone get that girl a giant chocolate bar!

[HelloImBrownie]

NO NO NO NO GOD NO NO NO NO!!!

[HalfxBloodxSkull]

Lupin can't sing, Lupin can't sing... Ahaha, no actually, your lyrics are pretty awesome.

[headbanger1313]

Skeptical at first, but I love the work put into this. The cactus is genius.

[HarryPotter7643]

is this a joke...?

[DeathGodRiku]

@HarryPotter7643 it's a parody

[csmittie]

I can't work out if this is a piss take or not.

[Punkeddrama]

I love this fandom. Almost every comment is about AVPM/S, and for good reason too.

I find this pretty funny though, for a parody.

[tpjcklfs]

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA­HAHAHAAHHAHA. 

[kitti1227]

That's a really terrible wig, it's quite distracting...

[147mcrfan147]

Bella Swan may have a Cactus...but I bet she don't got a rocketship

[FamilyDutyHonor]

This is.. not as funny as I'd hoped. Real Twilight is a funnier.. :(

[ChantalMary5256]

DON'T DO IT. NOOOOOOOO.

[aleia1127]

This is so NOT totally awesome.

[lellow15]

the one sided cactus conversation:EPIC!

[98anniem]

This isnt the one iwht lauren lopez is it? I doubt it cause it's shit.

AVPM/S FTW

[lovely1022]

IM IN A RAGE

THIS IS THE MADDEST I'VE EVER BEEN

(xD)

[xConstantVigilancex]

omg almost every single comment is about AVPM

[PhoenixLovesPotter]

CRABBE! GOYLE! SHAKE THEM!

[sophie2147]

OMG!

[asouerulez]

Lol

Charlie: You can borrow the cruiser.

Lenny: All right!

Charlie: Just bring it back this time!

[1winning234]

cute hair.

[SeaChick111]

Huh... Well not very funny or original

[JasmineDuthie]

HAHAHAHHAHAHAHA I CANT STOP LAUGHING THIS IS GREAT :D

[evildevilgirl02]

Bella looks too happy for a depressed person. Maybe I'm just comparing musical-Bella to movie-Bella. Kristen Stewart is very good at acting depressed.

[corvus13]

@evildevilgirl02 It's easy to act depressed if you only have one expression

[cagedraven130]

Also, STOP comparing Twilight and Harry Potter! They are completely different! i love AVPM and I love this. I don't know why it has to be so one or the other.

[cagedraven130]

I really wish you guys would finish this parody, I loved it two years ago and I love it even more today!

[oxdrove]

charlies badge says hes a rhode island sherrif...

[benjiappleton]

this actually horrifically awful

[wolfiegirl81]

This Bella is so much better than the real one.

[devisterre]

The cactus should be the main character, Bella should just get a good wig.

[MyincaLu]

oh god kill it with fire

[gavrochestarkid]

get a better wig!!!!!!! no, seriously, it looks ridiculous.

[TheMePlan]

SEE Gingers don't have souls! XD

[imakevideosfunny]

Anyone else notice his jacket says "Rhode Island Sherrif"? haha

[RPatzMegaFan]

This shit is nothing comapred to AVPM and the rest of there prductions!!! seriusly don't waste your time!!!

[6babygirl24]

CLICK "WATCH IN HD" FOR WAY BETTER QUALITY |

nothing is going to make this better quality.

i stopped after a 1:40

[princessnatallie131]

what the hell is this

[fiyerolover23]

This musical is so funny you should make one on every twilight movie

[DracoMalfoyRoxUrSox]

"so how's Renee?"

"mom's fine dad. Glad to see you to"

"I got a car for you. It was really cheap, so I thought of you"

[TheBookWorm48]

This is better than Twilight itself! 

[Cranequill]

the potted cactus is a really cute idea.

[pal633]

This is really not funny. + It's lip synced.

[AriaInTheSky]

@pal633 Um, duh? You honestly think that they actually sing on screen in films/television? No. They go in a recording studio first.

[pal633]

@AriaInTheSky, yes I know. But I was comparing it to A Very Potter Musical, where they sing live.

[AriaInTheSky]

@pal633 Yes, because in stage productions, they use live music instead of an audio disk or MP3.

[Kimeronica]

@AriaInTheSky ..they don't have to though, you can also sing in movies, its seriously a choice when you make a movie, and same with the stage production, you could use a CD or MP3....just saying

[AriaInTheSky]

@Kimeronica Yes, I realise that.

[pal633]

MY FATHER SHALL HEAR ABOUT THIS.

[TheMoldyPudding]

This is horrible. It has to be on stage and it's not funny. Horrible acting too!

GOYLE RULES!!!

[fallingtothedarkness]

the characters don't even look like the real characters. And somehow i don't get the part where the red haired guy is.

[LaaLiPop]

is bella wearing a wig? That's very odd looking hair.

[phycotickookii]

SO GAY ITS FUNNY! WOULD OF BEEN A LIL FUNNY IF WEN SHE HUGGED THE CACTUS IT POKED HER AND SHE PUNCHED IT

[mysticdarkrose000]

Was I the only one watching Ronnie in the cruiser? XD!!!

[mandapandaspaz]

Renee's shirt says MILF hahaaa

[namesalltaken159]

Forks washington is where i like to molest YES!

LOOOL! That made me laugh soo hard!

[dessynelson11]

did she just hug a plant

[Mistoffelees11]

4;05 look at the molesters face xD

[Mistoffelees11]

the ginger is too hott to be a molester

[minimags11]

I love how it says "CLICK "WATCH IN HD" FOR WAY BETTER QUALITY" as though it would make this video suck less. Sneaky fools.

[edwardcullenismine95]

bella playing girl u r really good at singing, if u r really singing it!!!

[lexchristina99]

While I despise Twilight,this is absolutely awesome!:-D

[allygoose]

Epicness!!!

[allygoose]

That was epic...

[TomandJerrygirl100]

is this done by the same people who did A Very Potter Musical?

[withluv45]

@TomandJerrygirl100 nopee

[Emylee94]

@TomandJerrygirl100 no way, starkid is way too awesome for twilight.

[AllStar628]

@TomandJerrygirl100 nope. this is a different group.

[Lizzy3D]

XD This is fun!

Xxx Biiiiggg Twilight fan!!!

[miaorszaczky]

Is Bella a girl or a boy?

[ncanarchy99]

bella's father looks like robert trujillo

[H2OSecrets]

wats up with ron weasley at 3:50?

[countrymusicfan102]

this is so stupid!!!! WTF?! AVPM is the only musical that has GOOD quality

[xXxForbiddenDeathxXx]

i saw the red head and i thought.... did he arrest ron weasley? then charlie said something like cant take you to jail Ronnie and i was like yup they arrested Ron xD

[RennyBean]

This is awful. That's all I can say. It can't even properly be compared to A Very Potter Musical from how awful it is.

[Glee1love]

vampires suck is so much better........the cactus is cool but thats about it

[igotyourmoney23]

really?

[AntonyBlalock]

Much better then vampires suck

[xxiluvallthePOISONxx]

2:43 A redhead! He must be a Weasley! :P That's probably the only thing that caught my attention during this first part of the musical...

[elleoneiram]

Join a club - hahaha. This is by far the best Twilight parody I've seen and probably one of the funniest spoofs in general. Poor Bella! Always smothered with attention.

[vastler]

Cactus = Best character

[whispereddenials]

oh god this is hilarious "maybe you should try to do something more productive you know join a club?" hahaha

[missxmichellee]

what's happened to the sound? all i can hear is the songs and music

[tesandrach]

Did you guys notice at 1:56 the cliped back part of her wig changes sides??x

[TheAllieNur]

No Bants.

[sellura]

my only friend is a naaative americahn

[300Midnight]

Cool Stephen King books at 5:59

[H3ath3r4596]

did anyone else think that her "dad" was jacob? xD

[SamiStarkidGleek]

I think a lot of the people commenting on here are just hating on this because it's about Twilight. Which I don't know why because it seems like it's actually making fun of Twilight and not lovingly parodying like Starkid did for Harry Potter. Now, obviously Starkid is amazing and nothing tops AVPM/S, but this really isn't that bad.

[yitingc]

This is not bad, it's the story (Twilight) that's bad.

[CheeseLovingChester]

Zomg, I NEED the cactusactor's number, he's SO HOT! <3

[hystericalconduct]

There is no comparison. AVPM is better than this crap, just like Harry Potter trumps Twilight in every single way. Just sayin.

[ForeverNightwing]

@hystericalconduct  absolutely freaking true in every way. PERIOD.

[YamiraSrima]

@hystericalconduct God, get over yourself.

[catharie09]

i can't even finish this vid.... ugh

[bookwriter23]

renee looks alot more like bella

[colleentj]

Where's Darren Criss?! Where's Joey Richter?! Where are Joe Walker, Joe Moses, Bryan Holden, Lauren Lopez, Jaime Lynn Beatty, Dylan Saunders? WHERE ARE THE OTHER STARKIDS WHOSE NAMES I CAN'T SPELL?! It's no musical without them...

...but still pretty good :P

[ahmedrkotacos]

At 6:06 you ca see her BLONDE hair!

[radicallybrandon]

Lmao, that was really good.

[TheRealIsabellaBest]

Is Bella a Boy?

[TheGrahamNCayleyShow]

I work with a troupe of professional actors and we are all dying to get out hands on this script and score:D haha!

[Yoshitsumi]

musicals are always cool

[MsSnitty]

AVPM IS SO MUCH BETTER! its a legit play!

[jawzilla111]

um is bella a girl or boy??????

[meghanplumley12]

What the Hale is this?

[MULTILIVE4LIFE33]

clap clap

[SuperFefe73]

im not bwing nasty but tht bella is ugly just stick to the other one and why is edward ginger

[LiltedLullaby]

@SuperFefe73 Edward's ginger because if you read the book it says he has 'bronze' hair. And bronze is a shade of red :)

[dancemachine1919]

@LiltedLullaby bronze is a shade of brown.

[thesearevideos15]

Are those some Stephen King novels in the background at 6:00?

[csiandactingismoi]

hey.....FOUR B PEOPLE!!!!!!!!!! i bet its siting by ur comp just waitttinggg to b uploaded. weeell....ITS TIME TO UPLOAD!!!!*poutpout*

[ddc32997]

"My only friend is a native american!"

I laughed really hard here, nice line!

[csiandactingismoi]

@ddc32997 i like the "the supernatural better not be at school"

[powchowder124]

Not that funny. :/ 

[coralsky899]

this kinda suks they needed better singers and actors!

[ParamorePotter61]

Based on a MASTERPIECE by Stephenie Meyer.... HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

[solitaryseeker]

The only thing funny about this shit is the "based on a masterpiece by Stephenie Meyer" part at the beginning.

[GliffProductions]

@solitaryseeker Sarcasm.

[1fooitssteven1]

how could she hug it when it's a cactus

[ddc32997]

@1fooitssteven1 It's spines arent there. They probably cut them off or something. idk very much about cacti though.

[TheSteviShow]

everyone stop being so mean to them they most likely took allot of time and effort.

[LunyLovegood]

@xErryBerryx get a life its not related to harry potter

[TheBeatlesToday]

fix your wig

[penguinprotector2]

@TheBeatlesToday yeah 

[penguinprotector2]

more like the opera

[ChandraQP]

is the actress that's playing Bella wearing a wig? I can't tell.

[Newyorknoneliver]

Ouch! hugging a cactus....

[Newyorknoneliver]

I love this forks-song :)

[lycaonpictus77]

"This cactus gram stings worse than your abandonement" or something.

[HelpCatIsMee]

i like her voice...

[delightfulcreature]

This is hilarious! I love all the fast cuts. This must've been hell to coordinate.

[AlannaPwnsAtDebate]

'watch in hd for better quality." too bad that isn't better singing quality.

[Isle0fRed]

boy the acting is horrendos

[Jamiegrl3]

omg, u guys need to finish this. its so hilarious

[LuveTwilight]

Haha Bella really needs to push her wig back >.>

[sunnydale22]

This is SO well done!! Twilight itself is honestly kind of lame but this musical is amazing!!