Vader Sessions

[rhobrian4u]

"You've learned a great deal more than I thought. You've learned what it feels like to be black." Hilarious xD

[Cotygeek]

If George Lucas is going to mess with the original trilogy, can he at least do it this way?

[dudesarecool5]

this is so good!!!!!

[valer48]

Get you black ass outta here! lol!

[muzzymoro]

Bubbles in the bathtub, baby...

[ncl004]

i would like to maintain the level of black in the community, lets go for a stroll

[PffWillitrazxS]

Muy bueno

[Jankst3r]

Listen, can I explain somethin' to you about being a daddy? .... Daddy is the bread winner. Ya dig what I'm sayin'?

[bertbargo]

@Jankst3r If you dont win that BREAD.. you just dont come around... Knowm sayin?

[Synastar]

718 people didn't dig their momma goin' on a date.

[DudeIncognito123]

Shut the FUCK up!

That's right Sallyyyy!

[Yoma44]

I loved it all. Bubbles in the bathtub...

[drewperz]

5:03 "In 1924..." LOL

[maj341]

"go..the distance."

[KamasutraButterfly]

"In nineteen-twenty-FOUR!"

[cbaldwinjr]

Guess Lando wasn't the only brotha in the galaxy after all...

[yognaughtZac23]

music @ 3:20

[origamikiller012]

dubing over dubed lines james earl jones is still bad ass

[F05H33]

"get yo black ass outta here"... damn those white girls... who are black..

[avoozl]

"Guys, come in here! I'd like to maintain the current level of black representation on the committee so, let's go for a stroll..."

Hilarious!

[snithers248]

"Very well then, two million."

[idgonemad]

This is so good. Watched it four times since I was linked to it. So good. The advice on how to get a woman in bed cracks my ass up every time.

[SteeleInd]

This video is addicting. I've been watching it at least once a week for like the past year or more, and it's still hilarious every time.

[taitoimpact]

Its impossible to stop loving this.

[kissmyarrrtichoke]

I saw JEJ on the London stage in Driving Miss Daisy the other day. Mesmerising.

[cireravilob]

This is killing me hahahaha. I don't know why but 2:08 "huh" made me laugh out loud.

[CaptCooldude]

"Big son of a bitch!" That made me laugh, as well some other line used. This is definitely one of my new favorites :)

[firewolfstone]

i love the sexy isaac hayes music the plays as the probe droid inches it's way closer to princess leia

[Redheadeddude41]

Please tell me there's more of these videos. Like empire or jedi.

[raider2661]

am i the only one who thinks star wars is boring?

[nubfail]

@raider2661 cuz ur a spongebob square pants loving ADHD little kid

[AlasdairShutt]

7:15 onwards, pure gold! :)

[icanflyimSuperman]

Carrie Fisher sent me here as well

[icanflyimSuperman]

I think my favorite part has to be when he tells leia to get her "black ass out of here"!

[airbaboons]

I love that Vader is the one to blow of the death star xD

[spritelybird]

I think Anakin was like this than anyone wants to admit...



[Plaguechild258]

Carrie Fisher sent me here :)

[decharmedfreak]

@Plaguechild258

Me too!!!!!

[Lucyy98Music]

@Plaguechild258 same and i daresed to watch :D !!!

[Lucyy98Music]

715 ppl are sandpeople!

[boricuaheart78]

@Plaguechild258 Me, too!

[SethHesio]

I bought a Darth Vadar helmet today for 2 quid from a Charity shop! This video is the perfect closer to today! :D

[brom00]

Why the hell is this the first time I've seen this. Thankfully Carrie Fisher pointed the way on her Facebook, Great work!

[gdwhat]

Fisher just sent me here from her twitter. lol

[Pimpgeist]

THIS IS THE SHIT!

[only4fuzzy1]

"and I'm going right out the door" xD

[ableukhov]

10/10. Outstanding. Too many brilliant bits to mention. I nearly died laughing!

[skykhan6]

tooo funny....I love it

[Ragitsu]

"Black ass": does Darth mean Leia has a big ass?

[amack10ziez]

sooooo well done

[OrangeKyle91]

"You've been outta your mind for the last three and a half hours. Siddown before ya fall down."

[TheHasanMurat]

"Daddy. Is the breadwinner. You dig, what im saying?"

[kurispyG]

Oohhhh.. BASEBALL!

[thehmph1]

"Nigga Town" LOL

[artman40]

Imagine Vader frolicking through the meadow!

Oh wait...

[TheEvanescent1994]

Dude. I need James Earl Jones as my Satnav voice.

[FarmerFrenk]

does nobody find it disturbing that vader was trying to get it on with his own daughter?

[phoenix75888]

2011, and this video still holds up well. Classic.

[ScorpioBZ4]

they must have abanndoned ship right after take off

BIG SONOFA BITCH! XD

[fazed343]

MISTER WIZANSKY!

[ImagineWizard]

MY GOD! THIS IS THE FUNNIEST THING EVER!

[bootyknocker2010]

this is so fucking dumb

[Imperial0666]

@bootyknocker2010 you just don't get it.

[EBTL0947]

Is there a credit list for the films that were used for the dubs? I recognized "Soul Man" and one 'Blaxploitation' film, but I can't recall the name.

[EBTL0947]

07:14 - 07:25 Oh KILLAAAAAAHH!!!!

[alphanumerik]

"Oh lordy what to do when the romance done gone"

Hahah

[daddyfatsack81]

daddy is the breadwinner dig it

[mysongsend]

What is that song when they're in the detention block? Damn that is some fine music.

[DrStrangefate]

"Ya mamma's goin' on a date....can ya dig that? A date. Like the nice restaurants and fine music. Dig that? She goin' wit me she gonna have a good time, can ya dig that?!"

[naughtydreadz]

Nigga Vada FTW

[MrSww9999]

Well...I'm pretty far along as it is, man. I'm just sittin' here gettin' older every minute...and I'm goin' right out the door.

[billthesoftballguy]

When he changed the radio station to Pearl Jam "I will survive" I almost pissed myself. Fucking hilarious!!!!

[ViperXTM]

Hi!

What is the song at 7:27?

[beatleguy64]

The Field of Dreams line had me busting a gut.

[mortemdrummer]

Chuck Norris is so massively powerful, that he FACES Darth Vader. Chuck Norris is cut down.

[naughtydreadz]

LOL DARF VADA

[D4NG3R1993]

whats the song from 3.20-3.34, its an american rap song, cant remember the name!!!

[pg955203]

@D4NG3R1993 The Hood Took Me Under

[LiiMuRi]

@D4NG3R1993: The song is Isaac Hayes' "Walk On By" (a great song btw). The rap song you are referring to is Compton's Most Wanted's "Hood Took Me Under", which samples parts of Walk On By.

[eriknlv]

@D4NG3R1993 Hooverphonic: 2wicky

[phaota]

Excellent editing and finding the right dialog lines for the scenes. The video needs to be redon in HD though. My favorite bit is at 7:07 and it should have been in the official movie. "What ya' want? You've been outta ya' mind for the last three and half hours. Sit down before you fall down." Great scene.

[crazyant]

@phaota My thoughts exactly :)

[crazyant]

@phaota My thoughts exactly :)

[feckingbillgates]

The Withnail and I dub is good too.

[wacfilms]

I'm surprised this wasn't added to the Spoofs disc on the Blu-Ray release...

[deutschliebe]

4:38 - 5:25 is the BEST THING EVER!

[skykhan6]

Excellently put together. very funny and genius... i love it... a very good laugh!

[WalkEvilTalk]

Still the finest video on Youtube.

[ThePeopleneedhelp]

GOD...THIS ONLY MAKES VADER SCARIER

[ThePeopleneedhelp]

*GASP* MUFASA!

[DrStrangefate]

"I quit on you when you cleared outta Detroit wit Willy the Pimp! Yeah you lucky I too busy to find you girl, you sellin' my clothes my rings my silver brushes."

"I don't know what you're talking about...I'm a member of the Imperial senate on a diplomatic mission to Alderaan."

"Don't you poppa me girl I'll poppa you so you never forget it. You getchyo black ass outta here...................JEEEEZU­S!!!"

I died.

[Longdongsilverx]

@DrStrangefate lmao Brilliant

[Flomasta2007]

710 People Disliked Because Their Mama Went On A DATE!!!!

[NoRestForTheDead1]

vader for presedent

[sekolahserisuria]

He should end it like "Like a boss..."

[ThePrototype27602]

1:46 The Funniest Thing I have ever heard in my entire life!

I'm literally crying!!!

[blazecal]

"What's the deal, here?" OMG, I laughed so hard at this I almost had to be hospitalized. Thanks to Cracked for sending me here, YOU SUCKAS!

[bloodbrother1251]

Shut up FUCKA!

[F12011cm]

So many crap copy cats out there.

This is the STILL superb.

[elladooscuro1982]

LOL 2:48 I love all of you

[AresLeviathan]

3:20 Incest? lol That is the dirtiest representation of that torture bot that I did evar see.

[zan917]

This is inconceivably brilliant.

[SpanishBroomaker]

7:01 - 7:26 Well, being the Empire, what can you expect from the committee?

[Zebonka]

14 YEARS ON THE FFFFORCE!

[hakeem01]

Wow, that is soooo funny! Willie the PIMP!

[allideas2]

1:22 - 1:50

Love the beginning. Vader exits. "My God .."

2:09 - 2:28

LMFAO!

3:19 - 3:54

"Lord, Lordy, what to do when the romance been gone?"

7:04 - 8:19

"What do you want!?"

"I'd like to maintain the current level of black representation on the committee, so ...let's go for a stroll."

[NineTailsDemonFox]

This is the blu-ray version we should have gotten. 

[plakenta]

@NineTailsDemonFox i love starwars

[ProfessorPher]

I wouldn't say no if James Earl Jones told me he was taking my mother on a date, that's for sure.

[baseballheaven2009]

what

the

fuck...

thank you

[TheSandman2021]

thats right sallllly!



[LiteracyLabyrinth2]

LOL "Youve learnbed what it feels like to be black"

[skylinefootball]

what is the song at 3:20 ???

[kid2digit]

@skylinefootball Isaac Hayes, Walk on By

[BettoMtyCabo]

@skylinefootball Its an Isaac Hayes song named Walk On By...

[ThePolypop]

***** WE Rebel *****

[bkiknorite]

mr wyzanski!

[EGarrett01]

One of the few videos that actually deserves its millions of views.

[burntham77]

You know what this was? Silly, that's what.

[bossk12342]

omfg absolutely amazing if only that's what the real movie was like

[GeckoDude2010]

When planets explode and you seen alot of star and suspended animation explosion seems like fake chameleon explosions and your ship is really invisible didn't detonate and fools super computer scanners!

[GoPats626]

Should've had a couple lion King quotes. But still pretty epic regardless.

[benjaallen]

4.48 'gooo the dissstannce' from Field Of Dreams, fucking awesome timing

[Cillus]

I really hope James Earl Jones has seen this definitive cut of Star Wars.

[Cillus]

I really hope James Earl ones has seen this definitive cut of Star Wars.

[Impulsegt1]

BASEBALL!



[GeckoDude2010]

is that the romulus cloak button and explosion, no shield up warnings from starfleet! Somepeople make deals earlier in life and later in life with the Borg or Human Resources Cube! How about Strogg Cube, save triangle space ships for DDR revolution!

[kregerfilms]

@GeckoDude2010 That comment made about as much sense as canned bread

[GeckoDude2010]

@kregerfilms

Sardines? or Tuna? or Spam? Don't have canned bread in my country! Every tek I've seen online From Different Teams Fighting Looks related to Star Wars! Too much repsonses on the fly and CTO analyzing on tek! Too Much Piccard vs Darth Vader or strogg name that ties in with Borg etc etc......!

[SunSurfer777]

That radio tuning bit ---- LOL!

[ozmo117]

If you strike me down, I will become more powerful than you can possbl-

SHUT THU FUCK UP.

[MzzVal]

ROTFLMAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!­!!



[tiosopaman]

1:23 nice sassy pose darth sista!

[ThreeCupsArsenic]

Holy shit! James Earl Jones is black?

[Hopeswake]

This is freaking brilliant.

[ArturoDabdoub]

the sound level in my pc is too low and i cant understand everything they say :( ... would it be possible to add subtitles (close captions)?

[sugarkane11]

@ArturoDabdoub really????

[ArturoDabdoub]

@sugarkane11 its not really the volume of the voice against the background but vaders voice pitch... and apparently bad acoustic in my room (mix with a bit noisy fans). with headphones it sounds way better, but still the voice sometimes is a bit too low

[boocherhix]

I love this. So good. Anyone ever seen a vid like this, but with Batman Begins and other Bale movie dialogue?

[Nbuck55]

the montage at the end is so awesome

[classmassgrass]

It almost seems like that movie fitted this perfectly lol

[BajkonurBobby]

7:17 AAAHAHAHAHAHAA....!!!!

[clockear]

Dig it...Too cool.

[AshleyMarkPomeroy]

Wouldn't it be great if George Lucas went back and digitally erased the matte boxes at 07:29? He could clean up all the effects and maybe even add new ones! What could possibly go wrong? Keep the dialogue, though.

[trooperjoe73]

Get yo' black ass out of here!

[tmog2000]

Brilliantly done, the audio editing, picking out all those lines, etc, choosing video, making sure the SW audio didn't interfere too much...

oh, and it's f**king hilarious.

[dlwoo10]

This is just too good.

[kurthelborn]

I find 702 people's lack of faith disturbing

[DunklinDonuts]

BIG SON OF A BITCH

[Hyman74Roth]

This makes Darth Vadar really bipolar.

[DoctorD279]

Watching Darth Vader blow up ships while listing to Piano Man is possibly the funniest thing every conceived.

[jortz2391]

ohhhh BASEBALL. lmfao

[SMSLAX22]

Baseball

[dsgm]

Just as Leia shows up..."oh God...."

priceless.

[McPh1741]

"That's romantic enough, bubbles in your bathtub."

[battousai12345]

Much better than all the humor of the prequels

[Moeman774746]

Mr. Wazanski.............

[magneto417]

brilliant, just brilliant. i know it took some time to get those scenes so bravo to you.

[trooperjoe73]

8:37 + is genius!

[jonnyvonde]

effing brilliant

[Bshelton18]

1:29 - 1:50 is AMAZING!!!!!

[SkedarE]

@Bshelton18 0:00 - 9:27 is AMAZING!!! :O

[bbrigg1]

701 people are deaf.

[phoenixtango1974]

Good job! Lol...

[brucewayne79]

At 4:03 that guy is like "Uhhhhhh, yeah.".

[yesiinhale]

700 people are rebel scum.

[FEBsentapua]

700 people are enemy of master DARTH VADER.

[jtmoney2000]

you dont win that bread you just dont come around!!!! lol

[Gerry76alpha]

I cant stop laughing at this especially when he curses Princes Leia for clearing out of Deeetroit with Willy the pimp!!

[ST4RS19]

6:37 SHUT THE FUCK UP!