Mario Is Missing - Angry Video Game Nerd - Cinemassacre.com

[gamerboy218]

HEY I-(skip)

[BlackStarKeepShining]

Your bitch sucks my dick cause i look like darth vader

[carsonma20132]

theres a hentai game with the same title, i obviously got the wrong idea here.

[IwubMaiColettie]

You know what would suck ass?

A Mario Game about the Bible.

[refonyte2000]

3:02 and on till 3:58 you will laugh your ass off

[sj58lilley]

okay what about luigi's mansion what do you think of that one?

[NightmareMaification]

:weegee:

[BabyPaulaPolestar]

2:45

Free-Roam games in a nutshell. Especially Fallout 3 ( You are supposed to be saving your father but are running around Washington DC looking for landmarks).

[Yayopuppy]

Plus,king kong isn't even from fucking NYC

[siddbastard]

WEEGEE FTW

[SuperDarkNecromancer]

HEY! LUIGIS MANSION IS SEXY! In fact, luigi is cooler anyway...

[astraltears1]

Be fair people, I remember playing Mario's Time machine snes version when I was a kid, and found it kind of fun, remember everyone, kids love mixing education with video games, we adults might despise them but if it keeps kids busy then let um play it.

[BenSapphire2011]

My First grade teacher would have shoved these in our face and bought an NES and SNES like a mother f***er...

[saiiad737]

skidrow intro!!!

[Sch1n89]

@saiiad737 so much fail,i dont wanna teach you.

[DrunkenMasterWarrior]

did anyone else watch wizwar100 review of this back in 2007?? :-x

[utoobepee]

You know what, I like the intro of this one. It fits your theme.

[utoobepee]

Make sure that the video you're watching is AUTHENTIC!

Beware of Clones!

Check to make sure the reviewer's name is James Rolfe. and title screen the first few seconds,

otherwise, it is a direct ripoff.

If in doubt, contact JamesNintendoNerd.

[er10b]

@utoobepee Or check the likes/dislikes.

[TheBarkerJr]

i had marios time machine i found it fun till i found out i was learning lol

[darknessofkrish]

got this game from my parents for my birthday. Even they couldn't figure out WTF TO DO and also realized it was a convoluted mess (and to this day they have like a -4/10 comprehension of technology) so they just returned it (ma worked at the store)

[juiceala]

these games were so bad, I swear the first time I heard about them I thought they were fan games or something, screw anyone who liked them!

[IndianaJonesfans09]

Luigi's Mansion was better.

[SimplyEpic17]

@IndianaJonesfans09 Amazingly better.

[Mr1233556]

@awsomenick4 I don't get it T___T

[hoopman77777]

Not to mention that Luigi looks like Mario!

[CaptainReckis]

There were 2 games that starred lugie or what ever u say it. One was good and one was SUPER SHIT, to bad you played the shit one.

[bryanhuie97]

@CaptainReckis What was the good one called?

[YouFeedUsLies]

@bryanhuie97 Luigi's Mansion (Gamecube)

[bezurkerness]

@CaptainReckis theres actually gonna be 3 soon

[RetardedByReason]

it froze at 0:50.  Fucking hialrious

[awsomenick4]

HEY ITS FREEEEEEEED! WAIT DONT HIT THE SKIP BUTTON!

Me: screw you *skip*

[crashnburner187]

@awsomenick4 As if Fred thought people would listen to his bullshit "humour", now he wants people to listen to him shill his crap? No thanks.

[PoisonAmbrosia]

I had Mario's Time Machine as a kid, and for the record, I didn't know what the fuck I was doing.

[Mik3Th3Rock3r]

3:16 I Found That Picture Very Hilarious !

[jamjacxxx]

anyone notice the severed balls in the bottom right corner of the title card? well now its all you'll ever see.

[TheSkullvayne]

@jamjacxxx What... The... Fuck...?

[SiXteEn9ner47]

were the fuck is mario anyway??!!

[MrKoiking1]

atleast we got weegee from all this

[whatisthisidontevens]

4:45 THAT counts as "broken beyond belief"!??

[Destructor666DxS]

Rolling Rock Nice Choice Cheap And Good...



[VampQueen999]

And i have Turtles in Time and its fucking badass!!!

[VampQueen999]

LOL at the whole King Kong thing!

[four8split]

one year later lol

[only257]

hiilarous

[marioandluigi012345]

Poor Luigi. At least he got Luigi's Mansion years later.

[hallavast]

This really is a horrible game and I remember complaining about it when I rented it as a kid (yeah, that didn't go over well). But the criticisms of the bags and King Kong are rather trivial, and they weren't what I had a problem with. This vid could be condensed to about 2 mins and gotten the main flaws across without trying to dig up little trivial details to fill time. No big deal though.

[wildbird5150]

I liked it.

[crackroksteady420]

Heinekkin is The shit!

[Somidna]

I played this game years ago on my Computer... and I liked it. Should I be ashamed?

[eadweardseandettere]

@Somidna Don't worry bro... I liked that game, too

[DoctorWhoCenter2010]

I went all out dancing on the intro. :D

[TheKeybladeMaster971]

Those two games weren't created by Nintendo

[17supernoob]

look at the map at 4:23

the town yoshi is at is Montreal

THAT IS NOT HOW MONTREAL LOOKS (in a geographic way)

I SHOULD NOW I LIVE THERE!

[hypermario11]

Sigh...... Luigi has only 2 games (one of which everyone hates, and one that is split in opinions)

, but it hasn't occured to Nintendo to make Paper Luigi? Shameful. (But t least there's going to be a Luigi's Mansion 2 on the 3DS. :D)

[cayos134]

B-b-bible games on cdi? :O

[Knoh]

@cayos134 YEEAAAAAAAAHHH BOIIIIIIII

[DarkArtistKaiser]

What I Find interesting, is that in the snes version, the lady at the desk looks like Princess Peach.

[darklord7289]

3 :18 , priceless

[9999necron]

Wow, the graphics in these educational Mario games look 16 bit.

[TheManlyVIK]

Haha "Mario's geography and Mario's history lesson"

[Waterboy57Official]

"I'd rather go to school than play this shit!" that made me laugh so hard

[ArmEawesome]

2:10 "I don't wanna be educated! I wanna rot my brain!"

8:36 "You know what? educate me. Please educate me."

[Banminator]

oh my god, SOMEONE EMAIL JAMES THE DEFFINITION OF IRONIC

[RedFuzeify]

I CARE ABOUT WEGEE

[tomaboma]

Did anyone else see the face on the bag at 1:28?

[2starkiller]

Liberty Island??? Sounds like NYC

[En3rgyMaximus]

I believe there was also a computer version of "Mario is Missing." Pretty ridic, mang.

[TACOKITTY1000]

MARIO IN THE OPENING?? BLASTFEMY

[jcudal32]

@TACOKITTY1000 BLASPHEMY*

[existenceisrelative]

@jcudal32 Blast Fuh Meee

[mcclurgtracy]

AVGN:

you make me laugh until my balls rot.

[TheLegendkiller2100]

@mcclurgtracy o_O lol

[mcclurgtracy]

@TheLegendkiller2100 ya I know

[TheLegendkiller2100]

@mcclurgtracy lol

[nitendler]

i remember that i passed that game whitmy father help when i was 4

[PRORICAN26]

4:37-4:41 LOL!

[UltimasIsland]

@PRORICAN26 Somehow I can see that happening <xD;

[grunter59]

am i the only one who finds it funny that he ended with a mario game on luigi's game review

[XxtheboredonexX]

@grunter59 No.

[hbk92701]

I am still super surprised by the way they got the graphics on the NES.

[AzumiRM]

Are they going to up the connection speed for whomever is hosting cinemassacre? it's very very very slow.

[tuberofyou1]

so does he only review shitty games? i wanna see some reviews of the good old classic games

[godzillamaster3000]

@tuberofyou1 he does.look up angry video game nerd the wizard and super morio bros 3.its hilarious!

[Bauglir100]

@tuberofyou1 Then watch the HVGN's reviews.

[mxc82]

I actually did mario teaches typing in 4th and 5th grade.

[NickResen]

WHY DID THEY CHOOSE KING KONG

[TheChooser9449]

Luigi doent deserve this..........

[BlazeFF7]

Poor Luigi

[gameboycolor47]

actually i hear the japanese mario is missing is actually good and it's a point and click game but either way it's better and not educational

[MrxB4UX]

If there was a game where Mario traveled back in time and stomped on Hitler's head. mmmmhhh!

[LaHaine88]

@MrxB4UX Mario would go back in time and join up with Mussolini in Italy to serve the German Reich.

[MrAntiBrent]

SOMEONE: Why couldn't the NES have rich colours? Like all the reds and greens and other colours were really pale on the games.

[fluxcapacitor21]

i'd rather be in liberty city

[Bauglir100]

@fluxcapacitor21 I'd rather be in the Imperial City.

[thunderstudent]

Luigi's mansion was better

[MrTervehattara]

@thunderstudent Luigi's mansion was the shit

[superdude200ify]

@MrTervehattara

yeah that was great cant wait for two

[TheRealThreeP]

Remember, kids. Gaming and education don't mix.

[scooterkid37]

Mario Teaches Typing was actually pretty damn cool.

[lazorize]

YEAH WHAT WHERE THEY THINKING ON CONTRA ! 1 hit and death !

[aleeacarpati]

0:57 why are my balls hurting looking at that picture?

[MrTervehattara]

5:59 so fable 3 is not a game?

[fleskorethe3th]

@MrTervehattara or Pokemon? They dont die, they faint.

[MrTervehattara]

@fleskorethe3th Well at least when all of your pokemon faint it's game over and you go back to poke center, in fable 3 you just get knocked out and get back up on your feet like nothing happened

[magicman7813]

wut is he drinking

[GAMEPRODELTA]

@magicman7813 Rolling Rock. It's sort of the Nerd's official brand of beer that he drinks during reviews.

[steinafl]

I actually bought this game as a kid AND IT WAS IN GERMAN!!

[steinafl]

@steinafl *mario is missing

[thedude8267]

"now we're in for some fuck"

[ShadowMark474]

My friend gave me 5 dollars to beat Mario Is Missing and... I did. The ending sucked more balls than the game itself and had the EASIEST FINAL BOSS IN HISTORY! It doesn't even hurt you if it hits you, it just runs around the screen and lets you jump on him. After that you find Mario, but Bowser jumps in to stop you, but he just stands there as Luigi hits a switch that shoots him out of a cannon and ACTUALLY DIES by shattering into pieces after being frozen from the cold... Some educational game.

[kelmorian178]

@ShadowMark474 In my opinion, you actually suffered more than your friend who only lost 5 bucks. You lost most of your sanity i assume?

[ShadowMark474]

@kelmorian178 it actually isn't that bad of a game. It's just so boring, and it took about 5-6 hours for me to beat, if I recall correctly. And after awhile it was kinda stupid, the things you have to find just get more retarded as you go along, it's like they wanted to make kids stupid. At least Mario's Time Machine is somewhat "educational", MIM just teaches you how to fuck up at making a game.

[Ninjadude973]

Wanna play a fun AND educational game?

Just check out the Uncharted series.

[NMEGAXC]

@Ninjadude973

You're...you're joking, right?

[RickRoller90001]

The SNES Version of Mario Is missing is decent. It doenst' contain "King Kong", the graphics and the music were quite good for the Super Nintendo, and it actually teaches you things.

[TheKingultraOmega]

What, no Weegee?(PC version)

[graphicsgod]

I never played the game (even though I knew it existed), but that is crazy they lifted the first part of the game from Super Mario World!! And then the game goes to shit, WTH?!? That's just crazy!!

[pallymander]

Mario teaches typing 2 is the fucking best.

[IRideThePaleHorse]

0:55

I wonder what the hell happened in that alley before the nerd got there?!

[mokeefe4]

4:23

Newfoundland doesn't exist in the Mario universe. :(

[chinguidinsky]

I downloaded these roms thinking they would be good and deleted them in about 8 minutes or so. I felt embarassed.

[FlowSense544]

sega rules

[Ultraguy678]

Anyone know what the title card on 0:55 is based on? It looks really familiar.....

[IdiotReviews4747]

4:38

[IdiotReviews4747]

LMFAO@ 3:37

[Lajban05]

Ahahahaha, I can't stop laughing!

[WoWgamer38]

be mario

[kevlaj23]

Neo Geo joystick: you're doing it wrong

[BrandonAngelDragon]

I kind of want James to review Carmen Sandiego. Because, where in the world is she anyway??

[supermariofan03]

I never got the whole thing from 3:40-3:58 well of course king kong is a lot bigger than the bag but why is that a big deal?

[g0sub]

@supermariofan03 same here :\

[Thereviewser]

I though mario is missing was an educational game on the computer, and where wee get the weegee sprite from

[maxacorn]

after suffering the IG's reviews, it feels good see a good review.

[AtlantaCommercials]

'I don't wanna be educated! I WANNA ROT MY BRAIN!!!'' Classic.

[TheXero07]

ig........

[ImSpidey2]

Wait until you see Luigi's Mansion.

[ZandroidProductions]

greasy italian plumber cock

[katahippo]

I used to rage than i took an arrow to the knee

[UltimateVillain]

@katahippo You must have took an arrow to the brain as well. Nobody does these anymore, and if you're after the thumbs you'll get them but they'll be pointing down.

[Bunnymajs]

Bah, Mario missing on the SNES is great..

[ProManUnitedFan]

@Bunnymajs The SNES version was worse, what the fuck are you talking about?

[supermariofan03]

what's wrong with having king kong in a mario game

[45loconder]

@supermariofan03 umm dude are you kidding ur such a dumbass

[supermariofan03]

@45loconder noooo I'm just curious what's wrong with having king kong in mario?

[4567jackthkiller]

@supermariofan03 becuase in the game it talks about real thing's and king kong isn't real

[supermariofan03]

@4567jackthkiller I wasn't asking what's the big deal about him in an EDUCATIONAL game I was asking what's the big deal about him in a MARIO game

[4567jackthkiller]

@supermariofan03 ohhh ok i know what you mean now :T

[supermariofan03]

My very first avgn episode

[ArgusTelperion]

that was tha hardest laugh of my life, king kong in a mario game.

[kefkaROX]

1:29

The bag is made of some absorbent material.

Seriously it would make more sense than anything else in this miserable pile of fuck.

[Uprising771]

king kong must be returned to the empire state building...those japanese designers must have been drinking too much

[ShadowDeathLighnting]

Mario is Missing on Snes looks beautiful for a Snes game.

[Lachman0102]

Is Mario and Luigi's last name "Mario"? Because the game is called "Mario Bros."

[Greythaniel]

@legendofzeldaalways The original games are a mockery to kirby's epic yarn. And the Legend of Zelda sucks.

[Ryanmiller70]

@Greythaniel I hope you're trolling. Kirby's Epic Yarn sucks. You can't die, thus making the game too easy. The only challenge is for completionists. The Legend of Zelda is an amazing game. It's old school goodness. I don't know if you were around when the first ever Zelda game came out, but if you were, you'd know how amazing that game was.

[TOm1991doyle]

8-bit odyssey

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[itsalife77]

This brought back some awful memories. God I hate Mario's Time Machine.

[PancakeMix4EVAR]

you should do modern warfare 2

[LotsOfSpaghettiBoy]

@mario64club That is awesome I loled!

[IlSH2]

fuckin´ ads

[galaxy737]

ok two things:

Thing #1: If you think that is bad, try the Data Design Interactive Wii games. They are unplayable.

Thing #2:Do you mostly only review bad games like irategamer?

[MrGabrielicious]

@galaxy737 no he reviewed swordquest

[legendofzeldaalways]

Kirbys epic yarn is a mockery of the origional games

[WhiteMagicEnygma]

CAN SOME ONE PLS EXPLAIN TO ME HOW IS THIS GAME GRAPHICALLY ARTISTICALLY BASED ON MARIO WORLD AND ON THE NINTENDO PLATFORM IF SUPER MARIO WORLD CAME OUT ON SUPER NINTENDO WHICH MADE THE REGULAR NES OBSOLETE(!!!!) HOW IS THAT?? DID THEY STILL MAKE GAMES FOR NES AFTER SUPER NES AND MARIO WORLD?? WHO KNOWS THE ANSWER?? THANKS!!

[telefone007]

@WhiteMagicEnygma Actually Super Mario World was released in North America in 1991 and Mario is Missing was released in 1993.Not to mention that they were still releasing games for the NES untill 1995.