Bonus Stupidity From Incredible Street Magic

[smgri]

u know i rarely comment..but this is fucking stupid even a fuckn retarded 3 year old would look at this as stupid

[Gronarix]

I am sorry, but I would kick your ass if you burned my 10 dollars and didn't give it back.

[TheMalavida77]

the mosre people watch your videos,,,the more money youtube paid you!!

[MrCoolerbob1]

Rotflmao. Last words. Hahaha

[manbearpig2ish]

or number is a FIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII­IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII­IIVEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE­EEEEEEEEEE!!!

[chris96kalonji]

1:03 Okay,,,odd,,,odd day

LMAO!

[IVomitOnYourGod]

This should have 100000000 views.

[thegamehaa]

YAY!!:!:!:!:! 4+2 = 7?! WTF?!

[WilliamTelevision]

Anyone else notice that the long "FIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII­IIIVE" was a loop?

[lifd56]

"Your number... Your number... Is a FIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII­IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIVE!" "yeah" "Is it?" "yeah" ROFLMAO

[iraqysmacky]

Now i dont want to buy coke

[ohmahgawdfilms]

ok... odd... odd, day

[RealDetectiveL]

Your Number...is a FIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII­IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII­IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII­IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII­IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIVE!!!!!!!

[MjBeaud]

Wicked funny. 

[samantha041508]

I am not kiding I almost died Laughing ..lmao can I touch your boob hahahahaha

[clintonG11]

@caesiume Hey fuck you.

[Rockdaweb]

you were amazed.

[HazardousLinkinPark]

I want to see more vids so I will send these to all my friends and subs.

I like the extra footage videos.

[Cvidsandproductions]

He didnt yell that long the clip was just reversed and played over again a few times.

But god damn it was funny aha

[Austinramirez1111]

so funny



[thegamenerd7]

EXISTENZ

 HELPT YOU BITCH

[MAMAMACHINE]

lol when i read the comments about the 'hot chick' i thought everyone was talking about the one at the end. i was like uhh.. yea sure shes hot 0_0

[123seb786]

ca can i touch ur boob

[eltotoloco69]

dude that chick wasnt hot at all idk wat u guys r talking about

[benmboard]

@eltotoloco69 not bad

[BlackLabelFREAK]

that chick in the van is ultra cute

[NARproductions]

@BlackLabelFREAK

So is the first guy.

[FlyguyRyRyProduction]

awesome

[meatwad111]

that bitch was hot

[MrQuantumlotus]

@meatwad111 she was wasn't she? you are talking about the one with the pony tail right?

[meatwad111]

@MrQuantumlotus of course ;)

[KUDOS128]

ROFL that is the art of magic!!!

[kingka]

who is that redhead???

[misterjrwhopper]

your number is a fiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii­iiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii­iiiiiiiiiiiiiiiive ha ha ha ha ha ha ha

[xTemplarKingXx]

lol at the end, you are crazy!

[xmonke55]

lol can i touch your boob lol

[Naked111Snake]

"You guys enjoyed it?" ... Have you got something against girls?

[1DeathEater]

OH SMART!!! "Can I touch your boob?"

[monsterr12741]

heres a tip dont hump fat people like in the beggining

[xaberas]

"can i touch your boob?" LOL

[SadiqAmeenAbed]

did you give those poor people their money?

but hey, you are awesome

[JullesKay]

Aw, the lady in pink looked so nice :)

[MarquetteBitchs]

funny

[applenokiabry]

6:19 ahahahahaahahahah

[Nisezzy]

he looks like james nitendo nerd.

[funkpwr]

LOL hey look at the freak all obsessed with our product nah!

[bdsninja]

I knew tube sock were making a come back LOL!!!

[jescorty]

wow it is repeating but it looks relaly good

[topmonkeyboy1]

this deserves FIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII­IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII­IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII­IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII­IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII­IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII­IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII­IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII­IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIVE STARS!

[crazyperson3245]

wow look at that gut shaking from the first guy

[Amkii]

Btw, I soo want to see you do an ad for Coke or Crush!!

[Amkii]

Lol!!! Love it!! So great and funny! Real magic, Paul! Btw I showed my dad a few videos and he loved them!

[artixcorporation]

omg i almost pissed myself ! is it fiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiived * shakes*

[Yyourself]

he didnt do it for that long in reality, he did it for maybe 1/5 of that time but kept making it replay over and over

[scrlk1337]

Is it Fiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii­iiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii­iiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii­iiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii­iiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii­iiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii­iiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii­iiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii­iiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii­iiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii­iiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii­iiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii­iiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii­iiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii­iiiiiiiiiiiiiiive

[pandamallory]

u can touch mine lol :Pjk

[iTuneInToLiamTV]

Can I touch your boob totally made this video worth watching! I loved it!

[donnajupiterrr]

OMg lololol "can i touch ur boob" xD

[omanitshann]

LOL A+

[princesscoley1979]

u can touch my boob

[kakeyk85]

guys! stay! we're doing a magic trick! *crowd walks away*

[TagaaGigaHurTz]

<3 x

[TotalTimeout]

Oreos are lush =D Amazing video as always Paul! Cant wait for more!

[QWEFFF146]

hahahaha your awesome paul!!!

can i touch your boob lmao!!! i didnt expect that hahaha

[Amy4000]

Wow I never knew you had so many crew.

[BurkeCleland]

Your number is FIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII­IIIIIIIVE

[ThexDoctorsxLie]

The ending was priceless. "Put it in back of you!"

and then "can I touch your boob?"

[durtybeast925]

lol these are gunna be great!

[FlamingVideosisfun]

hahha awesome vid :)

[beatdrums]

I love you! These videos are amazable :)

I watch literally everything you make.

[morphix1988]

Paul hates alcohol?

[lizzypdotpi]

OMZ OREOS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! FTW

[EmptyNutShells]

that red-haired girl is so hot :O

[Merceinarie080]

can i touch your boob hahaha

[Merceinarie080]

paul i love you... your awsome love your videos your original

[savedfromthenoose]

Lol she probably woulda let you touch her boob man if you really wanted.

[simodav]

The end was the best "Can I touch your boob" Dude your lucky know one tries to beat your ass - or have they?

Thanks for making me laugh,

[Aris1013]

hahaha I think you freaked that lady out :D

[lawwww]

HAHA!

[NameInVainProduction]

Amazing! Is this Michael Black or David Blaine?

[morphix1988]

Yay for fat old women!

[BlueNose1690i]

LMAO THIS GUY IS HILARIOUS

[TheCodyWelch]

id totally do that blondechick haha

put in a good word for me paul

[JamesWorldStudios]

boob xD

[MikeSJordan]

i like watching but the gay shit really turns me off ... politically incorrect but i dont care

[sheri226]

Paul, What would you have done if that lady had said "Sure, go ahead"... would you have actually groped her boob?

[BlueNose1690i]

Obviously haha PHAG.

[ohshitmanda]

can i touch your boob?

LMAO

[babygurl1422]

hey paul is that toronto ?!?!?!?!?!? it looks like it, hell and to think i missed u im in niagara falls now. lots of tourists on the weekends!!!!! ( in the winter time i mean )

[shtdisturbance]

its ottawa =) way better than Toronto =p

[babygurl1422]

i beg to differ toronto is alot bigger and alot fucking better.

[babygurl1422]

have u even been to toronto?

[shtdisturbance]

lmao i have been to toronto atleast 30 times... and im going to say it sucks...

[babygurl1422]

and whys that ?? u must have a valid reason. u cant says it sucks  "just cuz "

[shtdisturbance]

its like 80% asian and they don't even speak english so it makes it really anoying. crime rates are ridicules compared to anywhere else in Canada. i don't like how crowded it is or how many homeless there are. Only think i like is probably the eaton center.

[babygurl1422]

hell theres prolly alot of homeless in ottawa too . hell i was homeless in toronto . and ppl make homelessness sound like a choice.its not like someone said "today i feel like being homeless" and left their home, family and everything they owned all behind. ppl get evicted, lose their job and cant find another one so they cant afford to pay the rent in their place and have to move out just to find out that theres no place for them to stay. u really need to think twice about dissing the homeless.

[shtdisturbance]

first off the only thing you could argue was the homeless? the rest was true? second i meen the homeless that are drug addicts or just crazy. when i am in toronto i see homeless yelling and going nuts everywhere i go, i dont want to have to deal with that...

[babygurl1422]

im still homeless and when i was homeless in toronto not all of them were druggies or crazy. how am i on the internet u ask??? its called the LIBRARY something u obviously dont know about cuz ur just too dumb to admit that deep inside u really think homeless ppl need help by other ppl like u .

[shtdisturbance]

lmao have fun being homeless maybe if you spent more time in the library you would have learned something. im still saying ottawa is better so... go get a job.

[DebUSA]

At least the lady in pink had a good sense of humor. Some of the people you deal with are dry as a popcorn fart.

You have nice teeth. Maybe a toothpaste company would sponsor you? How about Clearasil or Proactiv?

Trojan?... You could be the poster child for why couples should practice birth control.

[WebbGnome0]

Byron's getting down to some good disco and Paul's kickin' butt at magic. This is why Paul Telner rocks my socks off.

[DebUSA]

Paul...

Do you carry calling cards pointing your victims--I mean FANS--into the right direction on how to find you on the web? Or maybe you don't want them to be able to find you after you've accosted them on the street?

HUGS

[keepitdownlo]

yea canadians really are nicer ppl..especially when they're in frnt of camera..but nice fake repeat of paul screaming lol..funny tho..he repeated the clip over n over agn to make it seem the scream lasted longer

[FAB12UCB]

do you give them there money back

[tommror]

You did it again Paul.  woho ;)

[JiggoCore]

HAHAHAHAHAH!!! SUBSCRIBED! =D

[lilslant]

lol the first guy's stomach looks like a giant nose.

[Bloolover08]

Your number... Your number... IS FIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII­IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII­IIIIIIVE!!!!!!!

[iggy35]

LOL Can I touch your boob :D

[grenadianmed]

Canadians are too nice...none of them used violence after he burned their money. Come to New York City.

[canadianstudmuffin]

Hey! What is that guy at the start of the video trying to steal??? :O

This rocked!!! :P

[elitersam]

CAN I TOUCH YOUR BOOB?

[1993z32]

the Coca-Cola segment is priceless!! haha I watched it 10 times

[keepitdownlo]

david blaine is so funny idea

[sliskigt]

the girl at 3:45 :) is she nice or what?!

[megagod]

can i touch ur boob? lmao

[mager258987]

WTF look at the first guy's stomach, looks like a goat is dangling from inside it.

[AngelBaby977onRS]

I look forward to your videos..Actually..I think you're my favorite youtube video maker :)

[rindotheraven]

PAUL who is the hot chick with you? srsly reply to this i want to know.

[whitestripesiluv]

I am drinking crush right now. I would buy more of it if they were paying you money.

[weatherwar]

lmfao end....she starts walking away....can i touch your boob?

[nnnat2]

i love that guys gut

[DrayneGames]

you're officially my favorite youtuber. you better thank smosh for posting the preview video for the new season last night.

ill be sure to post this on twitter and facebook :D

[JasonERF]

Good advice.

[BaitmanAndRuuben]

can i touch ur boob?

[Waggz74]

HAHAHA. I love the awkward endings after he does a trick for people. "Can i touch your boob?" And he asked the hobo if they could have sex now. Amazing.

[teamforteress]

thats a huge gut

[cenafan0]

LOL AT THE END "Can I touch your boob?"

[chrisw40]

paul go to a store buy 6 cucumbers some carrots and a giant tub of vaseline some astroglide and some ky jelly and some preparation H would be hilarious

[captainclayman]

i told my friends about this vid

[RedRahman]

i shared. with friends

[captainclayman]

that man is morbidly obese

[JasonERF]

His abdomen is well-upholstered but he's a friendly feller!

[chrisw40]

@captainclayman so is your mom

[captainclayman]

you are correct

[chrisw40]

@captainclayman lol

[KazziKolorZz]

I didn't know you weren't sponsored by crush! I thought you were! Anyone ever sponsor you?

[PaulTelner]

heheh not yet...but hopefully sometime! crush rules!

[KazziKolorZz]

@PaulTelner Hellz yeah! XD

[CommanderCody99100]

oooooojh you so looped that man!!

[JasonERF]

Here on PaulTBlog there's always plenty of gratuitous editing techniques. :D

[shalolalee]

ohh mann :( no wayy :P

[JasonERF]

@shalolalee, you don't enjoy gratuitous editing techniques?

[shalolalee]

nahh man I actually love it...and im pretty sure I just clicked spam instead of reply

[JasonERF]

Noice!

[shalolalee]

oops sowwy

[ZacksCorner]

lmao

[dmengeler]

"can I touch your boob" really cracked me up.

[718Digital]

hahahahahahahahaha

[0justBETHANY]

i will fo sho post it on facebook :D i loved it.

[PaulTelner]

Thank u!!!!!!

[ace77man]

The art of magic is awesome!!!!! hahahaha

peace, ace77man

[NickWeebs]

LOL "can I touch your boob?"

[JasonERF]

Now THERE'S a real fan! You didn't miss anything if you caught that! LOL. Cheers man

[onlyiknow1]

LOL!

[popomczowzow]

"I would do an add for Crush easily, but they're not interested." hahahaha

[PaulTelner]

haha i love crush!

[LlamaKing123456789]

YES!

[101swat101]

13th

[houshyamama22]

1st

[iloveturtles3]

oh gosh spaz much haha

[redrovertdm]

LOL FIIIIIIIIVE